= Am Ain - May 10, 1971 THE LION'S EYE Page 3 Social Scene Love Springs Eternally by Joe Ciociola HALLOWELL - LINDER Edward F. Linder, Jr., dean of student affairs, announced his engagement to Miss Betty Hal- lowell on Dec. 25. Miss Hallowell has a B.S. de- gree from Penn State in Health and Physical Education. She lives in Warminster, Pa. She is currently working to- ward her master’s degree in mod- ern dance from Temple Uni- versity. Miss Hallowell is also teaching at William Tennent High School in Warminster. Dean Linder received a B.S. degree in special and elementary education from West Chester ‘State and a master’s degree in counseling and psychology from Ohio University. Dean Linder taught at Phila. and Montgomery County Com- munity Colleges and served as head athletic trainer and co- ordinator at West Chester State. No date has been set for the wedding. DELIA - GALBRAITH Miss Chris Delia, a secretary at Delaware County will be mar- ried to Rick Galbraith on Aug. 7. 1971. Miss Delia, 21, a graduate of Graduation (Continued from Page 1) and participating faculty will wear cap and gowns, rented or purchased from the bookstore. Members of the associate de- grea—ecommencement committee are Martindale, Vairo, Dr. Rob- ert A. Patterson, Assistant Direc- tor of Academic Affairs; Edward F. Linder, Student Affairs Dean; George W. Franz, Chairman of the Faculty and History Instruc- tor; Michael Kersnick, Instructor of Business Administration; Michael Quinn, Engineering stu- dent; and Mrs. Lynn Haskin, Journalism Instructor. Notre Dame High School works in the business office. Galbraith, 21, is a graduate of Penncrest High School and is working as a bricklayer in Phila. The couple plan to live in Delaware County. KELTZ - MATTHEWS Miss Cecile Kelz, a sophomore journalism major at Delaware County Campus, was engaged to Matt Matthews on April 10. Miss Keltz, 20, is a member of the Keystone Society and a fea- ture editor on The Lion’s Eye staff. Matthews, 24, is a graduate of LaSalle college and is employed by the stockbroking firm of Drexel-Harriman-Ripley. A June, 1972 wedding is planned. CLARK - KENNEDY Miss Karen Clark who was engaged last year will be mar- ried to Michael Kennedy on June 19. Miss Clark is a secretary at this campus. : Kennedy is currently a student at Delaware County and plans to transfer to West Chester State College where he will continue his education in sociology. The couple plan to live in the immediate area. HAMRICK - KRESGE Miss Louise Hamrick, a sec- retary for the office of Academic Affairs, will be married to Randy Kresge, a senior at The Capitol Campus on June 26. Miss Hamrick, 22, a graduate of Chester High School plans to continue as secretary here. Kresge will receive his bache- lors degree in Mechanical Engi- neering this June. Harry Bishop, Financial of- ficer of the Delaware County campus will be soloist at. the wedding. The couple will reside in Pros- pect Park. Student Affairs Dean Edward F. Linder (foreground), Captains Robert Powell and James Jenkins, assistant professors of military science, congratulate the newly promoted cadets. Cartoon by Bob Daniels Football on the Rocks ‘Merkel Tells It Like... Merkel slid down the muddy hill with his eyes closed. He had just spent the night downing cans of Colt 45 with the boys and wondered if it were possible to play flag foot- ball with his eyes closed. The field was cold and muddy at 8 a.m. on a Monday morning and the Phys. Ed. instructor stood yelling orders in his ear. “Now everybody ‘start picking up rocks,” said the Phys. Ed. teacher. (Phys. Ed. teachers yell a lot.) “What?” yelled Merkel with his eyes closed. “I said pick up the rocks you,” yelled the Phys. Ed teacher who knew Merkel’s name was Merkel but didn’t want to show favorit- ism. “Why?” asked Merkel. “’Cause you can’t play flag ROTC Cadets Move Up By Harry Ballas Twenty-six Cadets from Penn State U’s Company “D” were promoted at an afternoon cere- mony last Thursday on- the campus grounds. Each Cadet was presented his rank by Student Affairs Dean Ed- ward F. Linder and congratulated by Assistant Professors Captain Robert Powell of Military Science and Captain James Jenkins. Those promoted were James J. O’Malley, 1st Lt.; Bruce F. Mc- Connell, M. Sgt.; Charles F. Mitchell, SFC.; Dennis A. Buc- ciarelli, William D. Doncsecz and Kevin F. O'Neill, S. Sgt. Pro- moted to Sergeant were Norman A. Frese, Russell A. Gallagher, and John W. Schwarz. Also pro- moted were Richard S. Beaver, Samual - A. Bonsall, Daniel A. Chominski, Samuel J. D’Aversa, Richard J. Ferretti, Glenn A. Kesselman, James E. Lerums, Fredric Roller, Steven P. Weaver, Cpl.; Joseph E. Bauer, Francis B. Cimach, Gabert C. Connors, John E. Jones, Bruce M. Loving, Thomas E. McCarney, Michael S. Talbert, Mark A. Tobash, Pfc. “The cadets were promoted be- cause they demonstrated leader- ship capabilities which would en- hance the company’s efficiency. Also because of their high schol- astic averages,” said Capt. Powell. by Tom Osiecki football with rocks on the field,” said the Phys. Ed. teacher. (Phys. Ed. teachers have a lot of com- mon sense.) PICKED UP ROCKS This all made no sense to Mer- kel, but little did at 8 a.m. so Merkel started picking up rocks and carrying them into the woods where he would drop them and curse. Merkel figured that 30 college students standing in a corn field carrying rocks with their eyes closed and cursing was a pretty funny sight and said this to the guy carrying rocks next to him. The guy carrying rocks next to Merkel didn’t think it was funny and dropped the rocks on Mer- kel’s feet. He thought this was very funny. : : The next few days were spent carrying hay, digging holes and doing general labor in the corn field for no pay. When the stu- dents started telling the Phys. Ed. teacher that construction work- ers make $5.05 an hour for dcing the same things, the teacher de- cided to let them play football. (Phys. Ed. teachers are very dip- lomatic. ) “Alright, let’s name the teams,” shouted the Phys. Ed. teacher. The class yelled back every obscenity they knew. “No, no yea gotta keep it clean,” yelled the Phys. Ed. teach- Viewpoint er. (Phys. Ed. teachers yell a lot.) | MERKEL PLAYS Merkel was picked for the team called Scum, which was to play the team called Body Odor. (College students have gutter minds.) In flag football each player wears a pair of plastic flags around his waist which, when pulled off, signifies a tackle. This saves a lot of broken bones. Merkel’s team faced the sun and had the side of the field which sloped upward. (Corn fields make lousy football fields.) Merkel caught the football and ran down the field with his eyes closed. He was tackled. “I said you can’t tackle,” yelled the Phys. Ed. teacher. “I forgot,” answered the guy called Butch. THE AFTERMATH Phys. Ed. teachers always laugh when guys with names like Butch or Nails say something. After six tackles, three colli- sions, a trip, and a bite on the nose, Merkel’s day on the field was over. He walked off the corn field into the hot, crowded build- ing ready to begin his day of classes. Since there are no showers Merkel never worried about be- ing late for class. There always seemed to be plenty of room made for him after he sat down. Gourmet's Opinion Today’s Special: Chili ’n Chaos by Debra Young The atmosphere is a mixture of mass hysteria, ping-pong clashes and loud outbursts which creates an atmosphere which en- courages indigestion. In the neighborhood of Lima, there are not many restaurants nearby. But, there is one restaurant that you should avoid. Even its name — the Delaware County Campus Lounge — is not too swank. FLOOR LITTERED Paper littered on the tile floor and salt mixed with ashes on the uncovered table tops add to the flavor of the decor of this res- taurant. But most important are the tasty treats that you can buy in this outstanding restaurant. Most of the time the food is so fresh that one finds it hard to get it out of his mouth and down his throat. CHEATED Sometimes you get cheated when the machines keeps $.50 for a $.45 ham sandwich. The kitchen is another out- standing feature of this fine eat- ing place. There are two micro- wave ovens but only one is in working order. Hostess Ida Mae Van Horn works as a machine filler, table cleaner and part-time compliant listener. She deserves a prize — luncheon at the restaurant of her choice. : The restaurant is not too well known in the community and by the consensus, it should stay that way.
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