BELIEVE IT OR MOT (continued) John Carr has promised to go to Spanish Class next week. When you step into Bob Kenney's car you think you're in a bar room. Jack Donovan went swimming last Thursday, (Bo you belong to the nllar beer i Hike Evancho lost an argument—his opponent Tony Tarone was rolling louder When asked* what does a football field look like to you him an airolane? Bob Valiak replied,' -'Dig that crazy pool table." Ray Schultz, Billy Coll, Sally Rarich, and Beverly Wizdo are "registered" trail blazers and mountain climbers. Nick Skimbo is striving to attain a "four (I 4)" average, (good luck, Nick) The definitim Janice Magavich gave for "inertness" was drink sloe gin. (lhat are they teaching you Janice, The ping pong paddles were idle for a half-hour on Wednesday—someone hide them, The pictures of the flight were put up for a purpose to show the Cadets where the bulletin board is—Maybe no?/ they'll read the announcements. Mrs. Smith really and truly likes h£, r job. Pat Tomsho dreads the thought of growing to be 70 years old.—Maybe you won't make it Pat, Flowers from Slicker's make the best corsages (see W, G. Coll. Ed. Note) charged 5 bucks a line for advertizing privlcdgcs. PARK IN AUTHORISED PIECES The Student Faculty Parking Committee, supervised by Captain Carper, is once again and very emphatically requesting that the drivers of cars park their four-welled mobiles in the designated arcas-the parking lot. To those piople who as yet do not realize the hazard of parking on the main driveway, around the circle and sometimes on the slowly becoming green grass, Captain Carper issues this warning—"Tickets will be quickly placed on any vehicle which is parked in the non-parking areas." Special attention is being payed to those students who park their cars on 0: near the Athletic Field during baseball games. Parking there is definitely against the college parking rules and immediate action well bo taken on those who disregard these rules. In order to avoid any accidents-pcrhaps fatalities- stern action must and will be exercised by the Faculty Parking Committee. As is understood by this staff, this is the final warning against violators. CAMPUS CAPERS Our roving reporter for the week takes a tour of the Campus, As she stops outside the main building she sees Nick Policlc, Joe Arden, Bob Kenney and Norm Hall sitting on the benches enjoying the beautiful spring weather. She pauses for awhide to talk to them, and finds they are reading the latest issue of the Sigma Signal, the Collegian's friendly rival. After engaging in a conversation about the weather, she walks over to the chem building, and finds Katy Kokinda and Mary Donish searching for their unknowns» She notices that Toddy Horvath looks slightly pale—someone says that Toddy still has what is known as an "airplane ride hangover." Since she knows nothing at all about chemcstry, our reporter leaves and starts to walk back to the Main Building. Suddenly she sees a green Pontiac flash up the hill and stop in front of the Main Building. She is surprised to see our old friend Manny Neff step out of the car. She'watches him stop and talk to Joe Belovich, who seems very glad to see him. Our reporter finds that Manny is a sort of super salesman for N, B. Epstein Company of Scrant Inside the Main Building, sitting in the Lounge are Mary Bissol, Janice Magavich
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