•~ I=. i‘JAN" -,u4.1,1 1:)Dilior tgalifirktriteari t 11 The time has come for all people who are interested in the functioning of the spas— modical paradox to be awake and ready for the annual appearance of such. This event will occur through the kind cooperation of the committee on watching spasmodical paradox practicing which meets every Tue— sday in the building that houses all chem— ical equipment for the prevention of cru— elty to shoe shine boys. The committee will then :discuss "Better Butter Bread ", Butter bread can be bett-' ered by boiling batter instead of beating batter, but beating batter broadens bat 4— er better than boiling or broiling it. Son t is Bun batter and bread batter better be bak-. Father * NoDaddy son. Rotterdam a bad word? ed beside each other. Baking both batterd Son t well, my teacher has poison ivy biologically bestoes a better base by and and I hope it'll rotterdam arm off. by. But basically both are brought to pet-4 , fection by baking in a briMming basin of brass, bestoing on each a bright ,billow ing brawn. Beseeching better batter is believed to be bedoming better and better bigannualyi Believe me brother, better batter is a bonified Bravos EDS. NOTE. ** If you dogt understand s see MrOFUNZ • I'M going to see him right now. -...4.—.......—T...—..7.....:. .... i o r 1 - : , . t, It ! MUSiCIA\NS !. .. • • . ~ . •• . f.i ril' 4 1 l• a I l a • il l i l• ~,;.,/, I. Aoo4lllllw- • r 1 1 44 So, 5 4 i... I I ‘4 . ` .GO ° . C 7441.. .1 • 0 11. I 0 l• I! .....“........... 1 m• ........................... 0 .........................+• . • ... .. .... • .... • .... . .... • ... . • .... ._ _________.. l .......„.._-_. .______....._. FRIDAY OCTOBER R 1958 A,teacher was totalling roll,. "-Robinson*" " Here*" " Rosenthal." " Here"" " Mary Smith"" It Hereon " Wanamaker.:;" • Chorus-- " Yes " Ist Student: Did you pass trig?" 2nd Student: " No, I flunked My teacher said I didn ! t know math from a hole in the ground,, Officer s Hey., slow down that truck, don't you have 6 governor on it ? hoick driVer t N o sir, Tt►e goVernorls back at the capiiali, That s fertilizer you smell, Wife t Goodness. George ) this is not our baby. This is the wrong carriage. Hubby s Shut up. This its a better carr dos iage. they dragged the student down to jail. 0 What am I here for ?n ho asked. If For drinking, n the officer sternly replied. " Good, when do we start." " Did you know Joe has a glass eysh " No. Did he tell you, " " OH ) no. IT just came out in the con— versation. " I'rosh s I see in the papers thet nine professors and a student were killed in that train wreck yesterday, Senior s Poor guys ALL MEN ARE FOOLS
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