KIGHACRE3 COLIWAN THE COLLEGE "STUDENT" continued intelligence. It is completely acceptable for a college student to be intelligent, as long as he does not let this abominable characteristic be discovered® Those who claim intelligence as Lheir foremost characteristic are ostracized from ci'llega society® The Traders in college society are not the leaders in the classr om, on the corrr-rary, they are those who are usually absent from the classroom, A person doe.-i not gain distinction in this co-aety by maintaining a high average, :u. Tact a high average is more of a det riment than an advantage® Tbt» real heroes in this society are those who are in danger of failing out of school, What an achievement it is to be able to boo,! of a ,5 average, especially when yc v can also claim to be among the leaders in -lass-cutting* And, just think, next semester you might not be attending any dieses at all. Th 3 foundation of this society seems to have been laid by a person who was noo too sure he could appear intelligent* was quite positive he could appear r.tupid* The rules have been changed? intelligence is now a vice and laziness a virtuea Contemporary college students are forsaking intelligence for the privilege of belonging to a group that is making steady progress tovfard no/vT'ereo MAN m THE STREET POLL .fNTHWIEWr NOc 1 In '-his interview I spoke to an interesting f&L...ow naned Joe jkope-> Here is that ir "’erview, word for word* Sir 5 Ira conducting a poll for the Wcl l jMr Mope* have you been reading the HIGHACHES COLLEGIAN» Miat do you think riuHACEES COLLEGIAN lately? of our publication? Uh'-uM have you any comments to make on the content of the paper? Stan Zdep What do you mean by content? Look here} I'm asking the questions* Furthermore} Mr. Mope} what do you think of our art work? Oh, I like the pictures., They're very good* But- they’re a little sloppyy t Sloppy? You mean to say that you lire them even though they're sloppy? Like what? The pictures} of courseo What pictures? Oh never mind. Do you think that we carry a sufficient amount of feature work? What time is it? Time? My watch seems to have stopped* Just a minute# I'll be right backs Where are you going? To steal a watch# moment* Come back here. You just can't go out to steal a watch* There are laws against things like that* You'll go to jail* Listen buddyj Look at the paper you publish, and you don't go to jail* So why should I go to jail for a little 'tb likß stealing a watch? INTERVIEW NO. 2 Beep...Beep*..Beep*.*Beep...Beep..*«•® Hehe, Heh ? I appriciate your imitations but I really don't have the time at the LARCH 14, 1958 It'll only take a
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