HIGHACRES COLLEGIAN Really, it is good for young people to have a job. The pay is good(?) and besides, a number of important people No doubt you have been in one of the have started their careers this retail big food stores, Well, the chances are way. For example, John D, Rockeleller, that you couldn't find something. The many of our congressmen, and even Wi 1 natural thing to do is to ask one of tho- Sutton engaged in the retail business se boys in the white aprons. He immed iately starts running around to find it for you. Afew minutes later, he i runs up to the front of the store to 1 carry out an order for some woman who 1 had left her big, six-foot husband sitting in the car. Two minutes and ten 1 seconds later that same, scared looking, ! worn-out boy is trying to give good reasons to his boss as to why it took him more than two minutes and three seconds to carry a seventy-pound order two blocks down the street. Just as you are about to leave, a crash that sounds like a H-bomb deafens your ears. A cous tomer has knocked over a display of mayonaise. One of these jars lands on top of a jug of vinegar which also breaks. You can readily guess wiio has to clean it up and make the floor shine again# By the way, your order has to be carried out right away too. We 11... he can catch up on his work during his lunch hour. LIFE AS A PART-TIMER OR MY TWO YEARS AT SING - SING Every few months, all of those poor part-time slaves are driven even harder for a couple of days. The big boss is coming in and every thing must be perfect, even to the scrubbing, and wax ing of the floor, and the cleaning of the rest rooms* Need I mention who does the dirty work? Of course, a part-timer doesn’t have to do this all the time. Far from it. There is a good side to everything, even part-time worjj. Just to list a few there 1 s *»•* Well it may be. a .. No, Iguess not. Come to think of it, the only good thing is flitting time!: Another feature of this type of work is the fact that you rub elbows with many important people; especially in those crowded aisles. Then you have to stop and apologise for rubbing elbows with them. In conclusion, let me point out that any semblance to a person, place, or event, expressed in this article is entirely coincidental and is not intended to reflect upon the virtues of any company, corporation,or person. (This post scip'o had to be written so that the companies (not mentioned by name) will not sue this newspaper*) LETTERS TO THE EDITOR My dear sir: It has come to my attention that ■ certain condition exists in our school that is very dangerous to the welfare and well being of our students* therefore, I am writing this letter i; the hope that some poor unfortunate student will take note of the warning that I am about to give, and in doing so, will prevent a terrible misfortune from befalling himd 2ou see, I know how terrible it is to have a broken back, fractured spine, brain concussion, and a cracked pelvis, bee; I didn't watch where I was going, and doing so, tripped over eight million seven thousand six hundred and fifty ; a half brief bags* It is my opinion that our students should be more care: where they throw their cotton picking brief bags from now on. Mr. Editor: Let me congratulate you and your staf: for an extremely fine replica of our planet on the cover of your publicat!■ In appreciation of your endeavor I hope you will accept the title to the moon of the planet Barth* November 26,1957 I.Mn Injured
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