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Bob Johnson crashes into Scott Hanks during an intramural
softball game.
* Harold ’ Is Tricked;
Daffy Wins Another
By Daveßuef
Ass’t Sports Editor
After Monday’s practice, I
walked into the locker room and
called an informal team meeting.
“Listen guys, I’m in trouble. I
have to turn an article in
tomorrow and Clarence still
won’t admit his middle name. We
have to find some way to trick
him into it.”
Daffy Schroeder abruptly
broke in, “Don’t worry leave it to
good old Daffy. I’ll trick him into
it.”
Tom Harvey laughingly in
terrupted. “Aw Daffy, you don’t
have enough brains to fool a 4
year old. Wait a minute. That’s it.
If we’re gonna trick the coach
we’ll need someone who is on the
same intellectual level. Daffy,
you’re perfect.”
So Daffy, with the team close
behind, walked to the coach’s
office. The rest of them stood
silently outside the door.
“Hey Coach, I heard you just
had a baby girl,
congratulations. ’ ’
Clarence, turning from his
Hardy Boys book, replied,
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“Thanks, Daffy.”
Daffy then wait into his act.
“Coach, I was wonderin’ if it was
a boy would you have named it
Jr.?”
Clarence quickly answered, “I
wouldn’t stick a name like
Clarence “Harold” Stoner on
anyone.”
After a moment, Clarence
realized what he had said and
turned pale.
Jim “Fat Boy” Grieshaber
then popped in. “You mean, after
all that fuss you caused, your
middle name is just Harold? It
isn’t anything weird like Homer
or Huckleberry?”
Clarence just shook his head.
“Harold alone isn’t bad, but when
you put it with Clarence it sounds
awful.”
The team was depressed. After
all that, imagine, it was only
Harold. As the team slowly
walked back to the locker room,
Ron Wasson turned and said, “I
got news for you coach, any name
with Clarence sounds awful.”
Clarence just nodded and
focused his attention back to his
Hardy Boys book.
The Nittany Cub
Baseball Team Splits
Rain Hinders Other Games
BvTonyAlo ,
Sports Reporter
Beaver Rained Out
“No game today due to this
beautiful vacation-land-type Erie
weather. . were the words
printed on a sign posted on the
Erie Hall bulletin board Saturday
morning. The sign was placed
there by Coach Stoner to inform
his Behrend baseball players that
their doubleheader against
Beaver Campus had been rained
out. These were the sixth and
seventh out of twelve games that
have been rained out so far this
season. The twinbill was
rescheduled for a later date.
Behrend meets ' with
Jamestown Community College
in a doubleheader at 1 p.m. in
Jamestown Saturday. All of the
Cubs’ remaining contests will be
doubleheaders up to the season
final against Dubois Campus
May 29.
A couple of key players are off
the injured list for tomorrow’s
games.
Stoner said, Dwight Wiebel,
Go If Team
Undefeated in
Five Matches
By Joe Engeiski
Sports Reporter
Behrend’s golf team upped
their record to 5 wins and no
losses as they downed Cuyahoga
Metro Community College 15 to 3.
Scoring for Behrend went as
follows: Jim Codrea - 84; Rick
Kern - 85; Ray Pagliari - 81; Jeff
Mansfield - 79; Ron Kwasneski -
86; Gary Faulhaber - 83.
Coach Malkin said he hoped to
take a full team to the Region
XIX Golf Tournament to be held
in Delaware on May 16,17 and 18.
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reliever, is recovering from a 2-1, both of Niagara’s runs
sore arm and is getting back in coming on Behrend miscues. Bob
form. Dave Ruef, who sustained Marks clouted a homerun for
a minor back injury in the Behrend’s lone run. Tom Wright
Altoona game, will be ready for was the losing pitcher giving up
action at his first sacker position. one hit.
Behrend Splits
Behrend’s baseball squad
returned from Niagara Com
munity College, after splitting a
doubleheader, Tuesday night.
The Cubs dropped the first game,
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In the second game Mark Lytle
picked up his second victory of
the season. Jim Grieshober and
Don Raydo connected for
homeruns to knock-in the Cubs
four runs. Final score was 4-0.
By Mike McGinley
Sports Editor
Bad weather washed out
Behrend’s tennis match with
Beaver Campus on Saturday,
as it did other Commonwealth
Campus matches.
Behrend scrimmaged Saint
Mark’s Seminary last week
for some game competition
during the break between
matches.
The Cubs traveled to
Cleveland where they played
Cuyahoga Community
College - Metro Campus on
Tuesday. The teams record
prior to the Cuyahoga match
was 1-3.
Behrend hosts Beaver
Campus this afternoon. The
match had been rescheduled
from Saturday.
A 1 Lopus eyes the ball for a
return against an Altoona op
ponent.
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