Page Four ; Sr/W Bob Johnson crashes into Scott Hanks during an intramural softball game. * Harold ’ Is Tricked; Daffy Wins Another By Daveßuef Ass’t Sports Editor After Monday’s practice, I walked into the locker room and called an informal team meeting. “Listen guys, I’m in trouble. I have to turn an article in tomorrow and Clarence still won’t admit his middle name. We have to find some way to trick him into it.” Daffy Schroeder abruptly broke in, “Don’t worry leave it to good old Daffy. I’ll trick him into it.” Tom Harvey laughingly in terrupted. “Aw Daffy, you don’t have enough brains to fool a 4 year old. Wait a minute. That’s it. If we’re gonna trick the coach we’ll need someone who is on the same intellectual level. Daffy, you’re perfect.” So Daffy, with the team close behind, walked to the coach’s office. The rest of them stood silently outside the door. “Hey Coach, I heard you just had a baby girl, congratulations. ’ ’ Clarence, turning from his Hardy Boys book, replied, HOTLINE 899-1345 “Thanks, Daffy.” Daffy then wait into his act. “Coach, I was wonderin’ if it was a boy would you have named it Jr.?” Clarence quickly answered, “I wouldn’t stick a name like Clarence “Harold” Stoner on anyone.” After a moment, Clarence realized what he had said and turned pale. Jim “Fat Boy” Grieshaber then popped in. “You mean, after all that fuss you caused, your middle name is just Harold? It isn’t anything weird like Homer or Huckleberry?” Clarence just shook his head. “Harold alone isn’t bad, but when you put it with Clarence it sounds awful.” The team was depressed. After all that, imagine, it was only Harold. As the team slowly walked back to the locker room, Ron Wasson turned and said, “I got news for you coach, any name with Clarence sounds awful.” Clarence just nodded and focused his attention back to his Hardy Boys book. The Nittany Cub Baseball Team Splits Rain Hinders Other Games BvTonyAlo , Sports Reporter Beaver Rained Out “No game today due to this beautiful vacation-land-type Erie weather. . were the words printed on a sign posted on the Erie Hall bulletin board Saturday morning. The sign was placed there by Coach Stoner to inform his Behrend baseball players that their doubleheader against Beaver Campus had been rained out. These were the sixth and seventh out of twelve games that have been rained out so far this season. The twinbill was rescheduled for a later date. Behrend meets ' with Jamestown Community College in a doubleheader at 1 p.m. in Jamestown Saturday. All of the Cubs’ remaining contests will be doubleheaders up to the season final against Dubois Campus May 29. A couple of key players are off the injured list for tomorrow’s games. Stoner said, Dwight Wiebel, Go If Team Undefeated in Five Matches By Joe Engeiski Sports Reporter Behrend’s golf team upped their record to 5 wins and no losses as they downed Cuyahoga Metro Community College 15 to 3. Scoring for Behrend went as follows: Jim Codrea - 84; Rick Kern - 85; Ray Pagliari - 81; Jeff Mansfield - 79; Ron Kwasneski - 86; Gary Faulhaber - 83. Coach Malkin said he hoped to take a full team to the Region XIX Golf Tournament to be held in Delaware on May 16,17 and 18. Spring Tire Bonanza Frank's Wesleyville Boron Buy any Atlas Tire at Regular Price 50% off on Second Buy Any Atlas Self Leveling Shock Absorber at Reg. Price 50% off on Second Shock * Pa. Inspection Station NO* 4 STICKERS ARE IN * HO Gold Stamps reliever, is recovering from a 2-1, both of Niagara’s runs sore arm and is getting back in coming on Behrend miscues. Bob form. Dave Ruef, who sustained Marks clouted a homerun for a minor back injury in the Behrend’s lone run. Tom Wright Altoona game, will be ready for was the losing pitcher giving up action at his first sacker position. one hit. Behrend Splits Behrend’s baseball squad returned from Niagara Com munity College, after splitting a doubleheader, Tuesday night. The Cubs dropped the first game, Tennis Washed Out: Match Rescheduled Buffalo Rd. and Water St. 899-9016 BSl' • ■ 0: also In the second game Mark Lytle picked up his second victory of the season. Jim Grieshober and Don Raydo connected for homeruns to knock-in the Cubs four runs. Final score was 4-0. By Mike McGinley Sports Editor Bad weather washed out Behrend’s tennis match with Beaver Campus on Saturday, as it did other Commonwealth Campus matches. Behrend scrimmaged Saint Mark’s Seminary last week for some game competition during the break between matches. The Cubs traveled to Cleveland where they played Cuyahoga Community College - Metro Campus on Tuesday. The teams record prior to the Cuyahoga match was 1-3. Behrend hosts Beaver Campus this afternoon. The match had been rescheduled from Saturday. A 1 Lopus eyes the ball for a return against an Altoona op ponent. Tire * Auto Repairs * Free Balancing May 13,1971
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