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Managing Editor _________ TERRY L. ROBINSON
Sports Editor DOM LAMBERTI
Layout VICRTF CASKEY
Business and Photos GARY GR.LeriS,
JOHN MEYERS (Photos)
Advisors _ SHARI KELTS,
R. C. BAUGHMAN
The Nittany CUB is located in the Reed Union Building,
The Behrend Campus or: the Pennsylvania State University,
Station Road, Wesleyville, Pa. 16510. Advertising inquiries phone
899-3101 Sta. 238.
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DEAR CHARLY
(Anyone having a question on
anything, please send your ques
tion to Charly Lee, c/o Publica
tions Office. Reed Union Building,
Behrend Campus.)
Dear Charly:
Why does the cafeteria look
like a pig's pen?
Signed, Louie Nye
Dear Mr. Nye:
The reason that the cafeteria
looks like a pig's pen is because
many of the students who eat
there are pigs! Here is my story.
. . . This is the cafeteria. Peo
ple eat here. They also make a
mess. When they make a mess, I
clean it up. I'm a busboy. I carry
a broom. My name is Lee. (Up
with the appropriate music.) In
the course of the supper hour, it
is my job to sweep the floor of
the snack-a-teria. On the floor
I find such things as discarded
copies of the Nittany Cub, what
looks like pig entrails, and in gen
eral, a lot of shit It's not a pretty
sight - . . . (So much for the the
atrics).
Despite the pleas of "Shaky"
Z. the Student Union Director,
the deluge of garbage still contin
ues Ito rain upon the floor of the
overburdened cafeteria. This
would seem to indicate that upon
applying to the University, that
students should be asked !when
they were toilet-trained, or if they
even know what toilet-training is!
If this was done, I think the re
sults would set the University
back 125 years.
As a solution to the problem,
"PROJECT PEOPLE"
Pfc., Greg Rolland, an Erie
serviceman in Vietnam, has been
writing to the American Govern
ment students at Erie's St. Bene
dicts Academy. He's been telling
them of the starvation and devas
tation that is omnipresent in that
tormented country. The students'
reaction to the letters has been
one of postive action to help alle
viate the food problem. They pack
food and articles in crates, and
send them directly to the private
so that he might have something
to give to the starving throngs
that he comes in contact with
daily.
What does this have to do with
Behrend students? Well, Jennie
CHARLY
I might suggest that Mr. Findly
buy a goat to patrol the area and
eat the garbage that never makes
it to the trash barrels. ( (Or Mr.
Findly could eat it himself.) I
don't think a goat in a pig's pen
is strange. Gee, maybe we could
make a movie out of it and call
it "Guess Who's Coming To Din
ner," that's pretty original.
In any event. I think that the
problem 'of "why the cafeteria
looks like a pig's pen could be
solved best by our psychology de
partment; they're well-versed in
psychological abnormalities of
Children. They might come up
with a concrete solution.
But for now. Louie, since you
have to eat in Behrend's cafeteria
with the other 13th and 14th grad
ers. I would suggest you do four
things: 1) bring a pair of high
stilts so you can wade through the
garbage without contacting jun
glerot, 2) bring a shovel and a rag
to shovel out and wipe -off the
table of your choice, 3) bring a
can of disinfectant to spray your
immediate eating area and, 4)
bring a pocket-size dictionary of
pig=latin so you can communicate
with your fellow hungry students.
Signed, Charly
Yearick of 137 Niagara Hall is
presently considering initiating
PROJECT PEOPLE, a program
that will undertake the mission of
feeding some of Vietnam's -foodless
population.
"PROJECT PEOPLE is the es
sence of man's humanity to man,"
said Jennie. "We need dedicated
people to work in this mission of
mercy. If we are successful here
at Behrend, an inter-college sys
tem may be set up within the Erie
area colleges to send food to Viet
nam." If you wish to become in
volved with PROJECT PEOPLE.
call Jennie at 899-1063.
Incidently, the food will be sent
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THE NITTANY CUB
Ecology Day
An Open Letter to Students and
Faculty:
Are you aware of the signifi
cance of April 22? This is the day
when a nationwide Environmen
tal Teach-In is scheduled to take
place. Already thousands of cam
puses have begun to plan pro
grams meant to dramatize the
ecological ills threatening the
world, and to develop programs
of action.
The Teach-In was sponsored by
Sen. Gaylord Nelson (D-Wis.) and
Rep. Pete McCloskey (R-Cal.)
with the intent of• channeling
some of the constructive energy
and idealism of students toward
the environmental crisis. As en
visioned by these legislators the
agenda should be planned and in
itiated by students. It might in
clude panel discussions, symposia,
displays or other ormats that
will emphasize the seriousness of
the situation.
Since the iniative has not been
taken by the Students (perhaps
because they didn't know of the
Teach-In) and the time is grow
Gannon's Position
On Drug Abuse
As stated in a previous CUB
article, Gannon College is initia
ting a Drug Abuse policy to assist
in handling the student involved
in the illegal use of the controlled
drugs. The basic text of the ar
ticle was taken from the Erie
PRESS which stated that ". ..the
Police will be given the right to
search and seizure but will make
no arrests."
However, the CUB office was
given an official Gannon College
Student Bulletin by Rev. Law
rence T. Speice, Dean of Students
which made no such statement
referring to "no arrests."
What the bulletin said was:
"The college intends to cooperate
with civil authorities in the iden
tification and apprehenson of the
student drug abusers, and to that
end, the College reserves the right
to seek the assistance of civil au
thorities in the process of search
and seizure . . . Gannon College
will attempt to work out a method
of operation with local, state, and
federal authority."
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Letters To The Editor
ing short, we are calling for inter
ested persons to come forward
with ideas. What are some of the
things that concern you about
the environment? Are you curious
to know the pros and cons con
cerning an East Access Bridge to
Presque Isle? Is there a good sub
stitute for D:D.T.? How much is
the sewage treatment plant on
campus polluting the stream
which receives its effluent? What
animals and plants are consider
ed Endangered Species and why?
What can be done about the beer
can problem? Just how • polluted
is Lake Erie? We are asking that
you give some thought to what
You might contribute to the plan
ning of events for April 22 and
meet with us to exchange ideas.
If you cannot attend, but are in
terested, let, one of the following
faculty members know. Your
ideas can then be considered.
The meeting will take place on
Thursday, March 5 at Common
Hour (4:30 p.m.) in Room 101 of
the Science Building.
Try-outs for the Behrend Play
ers' Spring production, Depends
What You Mean By Love, will
take place in the Studio, on Mon
day, March 2, at 7:00 p. in. There
are roles for ten women and six
men in the play which will be pro
duced by M. E. Grove. The play
will be performed on May 16, 17,
18.
Feiffer's People, the Behrend
Players', Mark MdffeNt produc
tion still has two more perform
ances to go .. .tonight and tomor
row night, curtain time is 8:30,
and admission is only a buck. This
is the funniest, grossest, most ef
fective tongue-in-cheek play ever
written. if you- would - like to see
Yourself as others see you, you
must see Feiffer's People.
The all-night party, sponsored
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Sincerely,
Dr. Richard Bollinger
Dr. Harry N. Cunningham, Jr
Dr. Larry Eckroat
Mr. Sohn Hendrichs
Dr: Ward Knockemus
Dr. E. C. Masteller
Mr. David Miller
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February 27, 1976
On Appropriations
Dear Mr. Kinkead
I have a rather pacifying bit of
news
,for the Behrend students
and would like to share it with.
them.
While visiting down at State
this past weekend, I had the good
fortune to speak with the secre
tary of the Vice President of Pub
lice Relations, who also happens
to be my aunt. She has had this
position with the University for
the past some twenty odd years
and hence I feel safe in placing
my confidence in what news she
divulges to me. I got to rapping
to her about the appropriations
that haven't gone through and she
said quote, "Those appropriations
are expected to go through Mardb
10th."
I would like to point out that
what she said was purely specula
tion; however, as.' said, I do place
my confidence in her, and if this
is any indication of what is to
come, then I feel that the pres
sure the students land parents
have applied is taking its' toll.
Keep up the pressure and urge
your friends and parents to apply
it also if you don't care for a
raise in tuition.
Sincerely,
James M. Ott
by the Joint Residence Council,
will be held in the Reed Union
Building, Saturday, March 7,
from 10 p. m. until 6:30 a. m.
Movies - to be shown are "The
Great Race" (color), "Tales of
Terror" (color), "The Great Age
of Comedy," "The Great Chase"
with W. C. Fields, "Dracula" with
Bela Lugosi. and "The Mummy"
with Boris Karloff.
Other planned activities include
a band jammy featuring the
Knolf, a record jammy, games,
contests, a variety show, and co
ed volleyball. Free refreshments
will •be served, and door prizes will
be awarded.
Advance tickets will go on sale
Monday in front of. the cafeteria
for $l.OO per person. At the door
tickets will be $1.25.
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Several changes in the registra.
titan procedure are planned for
March 30th final registration for
spring -term.
Students will report to Erie Hall
at the time designated according
to an alphabetical division of
names. All students must register
at the assigned time.
Any changes will.be made with
the aid of representatives of the
ten individual colleges who will
be in Erie Hall during the regis
tration period. This will eliminate
the need for students to return
to their advisors each time a sch
edule change is necessary.
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The first meeting of the Samo
thrace Club of Behrend Campus
will be held Monday at 8 p. m.
in the Memorial Mom of the Ad
ministration Building. Officers
will be elected and work on the
constitution will begin, so that
the club can be chartered..
The Women's Residence Coun
cil will hold a dinner meeeting
Wednesday, March 11, at the
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