Page Two Zile Nittatttr 01. 3r4A MEMBER OF . . . 011 t Prrs.o A,astiriatintt of CC cr na int tr ',cult ait 4 Camp ix ses Intercollegiate Press Bureau -03:4x0i \ if7; 7 7%-- Editor-in-Chief RANDY S. KEN/MAD Managing Editor _________ TERRY L. ROBINSON Sports Editor DOM LAMBERTI Layout VICRTF CASKEY Business and Photos GARY GR.LeriS, JOHN MEYERS (Photos) Advisors _ SHARI KELTS, R. C. BAUGHMAN The Nittany CUB is located in the Reed Union Building, The Behrend Campus or: the Pennsylvania State University, Station Road, Wesleyville, Pa. 16510. Advertising inquiries phone 899-3101 Sta. 238. ~,.v . .m 7, ,, ,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , ,,,,, ,, , „ ...,.„,k, ,,. ,,„,, , „,, , ,,„, t ,„„ „ t,„„„:. 5 , 1 ' i te,,f5t,:, 1 ,.,M.!Et. 044 7 1 / 41: ?..F.t;t"W.F10 4 "; , ! . t..- - APVIPT,:r.,W - I',Wr 40 . ‘t• .6airtkl44txi:dr.iicaP , A4 . 4_ , r.t.i - siiioi . i. ,.. t ,, ,) 4 2,,,.if ~ ., .,::.:.:‘,i41.,:.<:.1 ~,:,,,,:,:,4,,,,4i-e.;8i.14-tt raGstreemx.s it,'-zgovwi, iftc. • ~., t.:; ; . ,:: i ...;: ‘ ; \•?,, ' ''‘,-;' , 4ott - 414..'.4x3riitcsri,Ave.,We;to:f Yor s ic; W. Y.:l6thil. - .'-'=':.':. , ',i.)-: , -,1 DEAR CHARLY (Anyone having a question on anything, please send your ques tion to Charly Lee, c/o Publica tions Office. Reed Union Building, Behrend Campus.) Dear Charly: Why does the cafeteria look like a pig's pen? Signed, Louie Nye Dear Mr. Nye: The reason that the cafeteria looks like a pig's pen is because many of the students who eat there are pigs! Here is my story. . . . This is the cafeteria. Peo ple eat here. They also make a mess. When they make a mess, I clean it up. I'm a busboy. I carry a broom. My name is Lee. (Up with the appropriate music.) In the course of the supper hour, it is my job to sweep the floor of the snack-a-teria. On the floor I find such things as discarded copies of the Nittany Cub, what looks like pig entrails, and in gen eral, a lot of shit It's not a pretty sight - . . . (So much for the the atrics). Despite the pleas of "Shaky" Z. the Student Union Director, the deluge of garbage still contin ues Ito rain upon the floor of the overburdened cafeteria. This would seem to indicate that upon applying to the University, that students should be asked !when they were toilet-trained, or if they even know what toilet-training is! If this was done, I think the re sults would set the University back 125 years. As a solution to the problem, "PROJECT PEOPLE" Pfc., Greg Rolland, an Erie serviceman in Vietnam, has been writing to the American Govern ment students at Erie's St. Bene dicts Academy. He's been telling them of the starvation and devas tation that is omnipresent in that tormented country. The students' reaction to the letters has been one of postive action to help alle viate the food problem. They pack food and articles in crates, and send them directly to the private so that he might have something to give to the starving throngs that he comes in contact with daily. What does this have to do with Behrend students? Well, Jennie CHARLY I might suggest that Mr. Findly buy a goat to patrol the area and eat the garbage that never makes it to the trash barrels. ( (Or Mr. Findly could eat it himself.) I don't think a goat in a pig's pen is strange. Gee, maybe we could make a movie out of it and call it "Guess Who's Coming To Din ner," that's pretty original. In any event. I think that the problem 'of "why the cafeteria looks like a pig's pen could be solved best by our psychology de partment; they're well-versed in psychological abnormalities of Children. They might come up with a concrete solution. But for now. Louie, since you have to eat in Behrend's cafeteria with the other 13th and 14th grad ers. I would suggest you do four things: 1) bring a pair of high stilts so you can wade through the garbage without contacting jun glerot, 2) bring a shovel and a rag to shovel out and wipe -off the table of your choice, 3) bring a can of disinfectant to spray your immediate eating area and, 4) bring a pocket-size dictionary of pig=latin so you can communicate with your fellow hungry students. Signed, Charly Yearick of 137 Niagara Hall is presently considering initiating PROJECT PEOPLE, a program that will undertake the mission of feeding some of Vietnam's -foodless population. "PROJECT PEOPLE is the es sence of man's humanity to man," said Jennie. "We need dedicated people to work in this mission of mercy. If we are successful here at Behrend, an inter-college sys tem may be set up within the Erie area colleges to send food to Viet nam." If you wish to become in volved with PROJECT PEOPLE. call Jennie at 899-1063. Incidently, the food will be sent • (Continued on Page 3) THE NITTANY CUB Ecology Day An Open Letter to Students and Faculty: Are you aware of the signifi cance of April 22? This is the day when a nationwide Environmen tal Teach-In is scheduled to take place. Already thousands of cam puses have begun to plan pro grams meant to dramatize the ecological ills threatening the world, and to develop programs of action. The Teach-In was sponsored by Sen. Gaylord Nelson (D-Wis.) and Rep. Pete McCloskey (R-Cal.) with the intent of• channeling some of the constructive energy and idealism of students toward the environmental crisis. As en visioned by these legislators the agenda should be planned and in itiated by students. It might in clude panel discussions, symposia, displays or other ormats that will emphasize the seriousness of the situation. Since the iniative has not been taken by the Students (perhaps because they didn't know of the Teach-In) and the time is grow Gannon's Position On Drug Abuse As stated in a previous CUB article, Gannon College is initia ting a Drug Abuse policy to assist in handling the student involved in the illegal use of the controlled drugs. The basic text of the ar ticle was taken from the Erie PRESS which stated that ". ..the Police will be given the right to search and seizure but will make no arrests." However, the CUB office was given an official Gannon College Student Bulletin by Rev. Law rence T. Speice, Dean of Students which made no such statement referring to "no arrests." What the bulletin said was: "The college intends to cooperate with civil authorities in the iden tification and apprehenson of the student drug abusers, and to that end, the College reserves the right to seek the assistance of civil au thorities in the process of search and seizure . . . Gannon College will attempt to work out a method of operation with local, state, and federal authority." LITTLE MAN ON = CAMPUS :g 4'.7-'- i ‘ll ' ' f 0 v 't ' HOW 96 THEY expcl -- • u To' EVER GET AN. EGLICATION IF WE OWE TO MNG' ALL OUR TIME 601 N TO CI-Pg. " Letters To The Editor ing short, we are calling for inter ested persons to come forward with ideas. What are some of the things that concern you about the environment? Are you curious to know the pros and cons con cerning an East Access Bridge to Presque Isle? Is there a good sub stitute for D:D.T.? How much is the sewage treatment plant on campus polluting the stream which receives its effluent? What animals and plants are consider ed Endangered Species and why? What can be done about the beer can problem? Just how • polluted is Lake Erie? We are asking that you give some thought to what You might contribute to the plan ning of events for April 22 and meet with us to exchange ideas. If you cannot attend, but are in terested, let, one of the following faculty members know. Your ideas can then be considered. The meeting will take place on Thursday, March 5 at Common Hour (4:30 p.m.) in Room 101 of the Science Building. Try-outs for the Behrend Play ers' Spring production, Depends What You Mean By Love, will take place in the Studio, on Mon day, March 2, at 7:00 p. in. There are roles for ten women and six men in the play which will be pro duced by M. E. Grove. The play will be performed on May 16, 17, 18. Feiffer's People, the Behrend Players', Mark MdffeNt produc tion still has two more perform ances to go .. .tonight and tomor row night, curtain time is 8:30, and admission is only a buck. This is the funniest, grossest, most ef fective tongue-in-cheek play ever written. if you- would - like to see Yourself as others see you, you must see Feiffer's People. The all-night party, sponsored Air* Sincerely, Dr. Richard Bollinger Dr. Harry N. Cunningham, Jr Dr. Larry Eckroat Mr. Sohn Hendrichs Dr: Ward Knockemus Dr. E. C. Masteller Mr. David Miller BULLetin Bored EMI= I:=M:3 (1 7 f • ';„.' ( " 1 44 44: " • -4f711 O.( - ' 1:1515=1 February 27, 1976 On Appropriations Dear Mr. Kinkead I have a rather pacifying bit of news ,for the Behrend students and would like to share it with. them. While visiting down at State this past weekend, I had the good fortune to speak with the secre tary of the Vice President of Pub lice Relations, who also happens to be my aunt. She has had this position with the University for the past some twenty odd years and hence I feel safe in placing my confidence in what news she divulges to me. I got to rapping to her about the appropriations that haven't gone through and she said quote, "Those appropriations are expected to go through Mardb 10th." I would like to point out that what she said was purely specula tion; however, as.' said, I do place my confidence in her, and if this is any indication of what is to come, then I feel that the pres sure the students land parents have applied is taking its' toll. Keep up the pressure and urge your friends and parents to apply it also if you don't care for a raise in tuition. Sincerely, James M. Ott by the Joint Residence Council, will be held in the Reed Union Building, Saturday, March 7, from 10 p. m. until 6:30 a. m. Movies - to be shown are "The Great Race" (color), "Tales of Terror" (color), "The Great Age of Comedy," "The Great Chase" with W. C. Fields, "Dracula" with Bela Lugosi. and "The Mummy" with Boris Karloff. Other planned activities include a band jammy featuring the Knolf, a record jammy, games, contests, a variety show, and co ed volleyball. Free refreshments will •be served, and door prizes will be awarded. Advance tickets will go on sale Monday in front of. the cafeteria for $l.OO per person. At the door tickets will be $1.25. CMM::I Several changes in the registra. titan procedure are planned for March 30th final registration for spring -term. Students will report to Erie Hall at the time designated according to an alphabetical division of names. All students must register at the assigned time. Any changes will.be made with the aid of representatives of the ten individual colleges who will be in Erie Hall during the regis tration period. This will eliminate the need for students to return to their advisors each time a sch edule change is necessary. C==:3 The first meeting of the Samo thrace Club of Behrend Campus will be held Monday at 8 p. m. in the Memorial Mom of the Ad ministration Building. Officers will be elected and work on the constitution will begin, so that the club can be chartered.. The Women's Residence Coun cil will hold a dinner meeeting Wednesday, March 11, at the *.raquioatiosaa
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