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. . . .President Janson has stated that Russia
stabbed us in the back with the Pueblo incident.
As a result, the President has decided not to
sell any more surplus wheat to Rustia. Instead,
he's going to give it to the Anti-Poverty Program
to feed the starving people of North Vietnam.
. . .There have been rumors circulating
throughout the country that President Johnson
and Senator Robert Kennedy really don't like
each other. President Johnson is concerned a
bout these ridic-lous rumors, and to show his
respect for Bobby's political career, he has
decided to give him an important appointment--
the vice-presidency.
. . . .West Germany and Japan, two of the
wealthiest rations, were defeated by the U.S.
in WWll.and made their climb to the top again
as a result of U.S. aid. If Ho Chi Minh was
really smart, he'd declare defeat, and let the
U.S. help make N. Vietnam a wealthy nation also.
. . . .The John Birch Society, in one of its
greater attempths to keep the minds of American
children from Communist influences, has de
clared that Mary Poppins was a Commie.
. . . .During the nnst 3 or 4 years, no one
heard much from Richard Nixon. The American
public assumed that he vas planning a rot dam
paign. In a private news release from the
almost-president, it was learned that he has
been taking privated dancing lessons in hopes
of furthering his campaign plans. Mr. Nixon
stated, "If George Murphy could nace his way
into the senate, then I am going to dance my
way into the Presidency." Well, didn't Luci
watusi Lyndon to the same position?
. . . .Charles DeGaulle of France has been
named "Man of the Year" for his many efforts
to keep peace in Canada. It was later announced
that DeGaulle will leave next week for a world
wide tour of France.
The membership of the SGA has been a
ligning itself, either pro or con, behind
the new constittion. The more liberal el
ement led by Vice President Bill Benko, Mike
Kosares and Sharon Mayer has taken a positive
stand on the constitution while the conservative
are becoming more and more aware of the fact
that questions without imagination lend nothing
to the writing of a constitution.
Certain members of the SGA who were out
spoken critics of the chairman-student body
presdient system provided for in the "new"
constitution had to wipe the egg off their
faces recently when a motion to abolish that
measure was defeated nine to three with three
abstentions.
Sandy Nupp, the "flag waving" critic of
the constitution who brought the motion to the
floor, had to eat her words as the SGA gave a
vote of condidence to the constitutional
committee and its controversial document.
BEHIND THE EMT
by Mike Kosares
Words out that John Milosh, instructor in
English,is being pressured to get his extra
long hair cut. For some unfounded reason,
there seem to be people on campus who feel
that long hair impedes one's performance in
the classroom. Strangely enough, anybody
who has had Milosh in class realize he's
fine teacher inspite of his long hair.
But at the same time, we can see the valid
ity the faculties' complaint--Long hair does
reduce one's brain Dower.
DISCUSSION SLATED
Psi Sigma Upsilon Sorority is having their
next evening meetin February 20 in the Memorial
Room of the Administration Building at 7:00 p.m.
Dean Creveling will be the guest speaker and will
speak on "University Attitudes Toward Women".
This will be an informal discussion on a subject
pertinent to all women at Penn State. For ex
ample, did you know that the ratio of men to
women at Penn State.is not that way by accident
but is planned? What type of discrimination
is this, and why?
All interested campus women are invited to
attend. Refreshments will be served.
The newly formed Behrend Instrumental
Society will present its first concert for the
year on February 29, 1968.
The IMS organized last November to give the
students an opportunity to portray their mus
ical talents. The charter of the INS provides
for the formation of: concert band, concert
orchestra, pep band, stage band, ensemble, or
any other musical group.
The concert will be held in the lecture
roam of the RUB during common hour. Selections
to be performed include: Highlights from
South Pacific by Rogers and Hammerstein, Cele
brated Air by J.S. Bach, Holiday for_Trombones
by David Rose, and other light classics.
This promises to be a very entertaining
concert. Don't miss it:
Keys to the men and women's lockers in
the Reed Building are now available in the
bookstore. A deposit of $.50 is required before
a key will be issued. Stop in the Bookstore
between the hours of 8:00 and 5:00 to get your
key.
LO'ITE, LOVE, LOVE, A TREAT
On February 14, 1968 the Behrend Reader's
presented a program in the Reed Building
entitled "Love, Love, Love: This program
was presented with such a wide variety of read
ings that almost any person would have been
delighted. The central theme was a most ap
proiate one for the occasion and apropos—for
the world in which we live. Congratulations
to the cast of this production, and to the
director, Mrs. Faulkenhagen for an interesting
evening.
CONCERT AT BEM END
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