( ._. I.J.P.b , ._ . ,c, r- j I \°47 r . . . . . .President Janson has stated that Russia stabbed us in the back with the Pueblo incident. As a result, the President has decided not to sell any more surplus wheat to Rustia. Instead, he's going to give it to the Anti-Poverty Program to feed the starving people of North Vietnam. . . .There have been rumors circulating throughout the country that President Johnson and Senator Robert Kennedy really don't like each other. President Johnson is concerned a bout these ridic-lous rumors, and to show his respect for Bobby's political career, he has decided to give him an important appointment-- the vice-presidency. . . . .West Germany and Japan, two of the wealthiest rations, were defeated by the U.S. in WWll.and made their climb to the top again as a result of U.S. aid. If Ho Chi Minh was really smart, he'd declare defeat, and let the U.S. help make N. Vietnam a wealthy nation also. . . . .The John Birch Society, in one of its greater attempths to keep the minds of American children from Communist influences, has de clared that Mary Poppins was a Commie. . . . .During the nnst 3 or 4 years, no one heard much from Richard Nixon. The American public assumed that he vas planning a rot dam paign. In a private news release from the almost-president, it was learned that he has been taking privated dancing lessons in hopes of furthering his campaign plans. Mr. Nixon stated, "If George Murphy could nace his way into the senate, then I am going to dance my way into the Presidency." Well, didn't Luci watusi Lyndon to the same position? . . . .Charles DeGaulle of France has been named "Man of the Year" for his many efforts to keep peace in Canada. It was later announced that DeGaulle will leave next week for a world wide tour of France. The membership of the SGA has been a ligning itself, either pro or con, behind the new constittion. The more liberal el ement led by Vice President Bill Benko, Mike Kosares and Sharon Mayer has taken a positive stand on the constitution while the conservative are becoming more and more aware of the fact that questions without imagination lend nothing to the writing of a constitution. Certain members of the SGA who were out spoken critics of the chairman-student body presdient system provided for in the "new" constitution had to wipe the egg off their faces recently when a motion to abolish that measure was defeated nine to three with three abstentions. Sandy Nupp, the "flag waving" critic of the constitution who brought the motion to the floor, had to eat her words as the SGA gave a vote of condidence to the constitutional committee and its controversial document. BEHIND THE EMT by Mike Kosares Words out that John Milosh, instructor in English,is being pressured to get his extra long hair cut. For some unfounded reason, there seem to be people on campus who feel that long hair impedes one's performance in the classroom. Strangely enough, anybody who has had Milosh in class realize he's fine teacher inspite of his long hair. But at the same time, we can see the valid ity the faculties' complaint--Long hair does reduce one's brain Dower. DISCUSSION SLATED Psi Sigma Upsilon Sorority is having their next evening meetin February 20 in the Memorial Room of the Administration Building at 7:00 p.m. Dean Creveling will be the guest speaker and will speak on "University Attitudes Toward Women". This will be an informal discussion on a subject pertinent to all women at Penn State. For ex ample, did you know that the ratio of men to women at Penn State.is not that way by accident but is planned? What type of discrimination is this, and why? All interested campus women are invited to attend. Refreshments will be served. The newly formed Behrend Instrumental Society will present its first concert for the year on February 29, 1968. The IMS organized last November to give the students an opportunity to portray their mus ical talents. The charter of the INS provides for the formation of: concert band, concert orchestra, pep band, stage band, ensemble, or any other musical group. The concert will be held in the lecture roam of the RUB during common hour. Selections to be performed include: Highlights from South Pacific by Rogers and Hammerstein, Cele brated Air by J.S. Bach, Holiday for_Trombones by David Rose, and other light classics. This promises to be a very entertaining concert. Don't miss it: Keys to the men and women's lockers in the Reed Building are now available in the bookstore. A deposit of $.50 is required before a key will be issued. Stop in the Bookstore between the hours of 8:00 and 5:00 to get your key. LO'ITE, LOVE, LOVE, A TREAT On February 14, 1968 the Behrend Reader's presented a program in the Reed Building entitled "Love, Love, Love: This program was presented with such a wide variety of read ings that almost any person would have been delighted. The central theme was a most ap proiate one for the occasion and apropos—for the world in which we live. Congratulations to the cast of this production, and to the director, Mrs. Faulkenhagen for an interesting evening. CONCERT AT BEM END MS AVAIIABIE