Friday, March 18, 1960 Dick McCabe, reader for the Easter Play, narrates the Easter story to the cast. Standing fi-om left to right are Tom Page, Bill Sturdevant, Jack Fern, Bob Johnson and K.en Staub. Seated in the same order are Mary Lloyd, Joann Meech, Jeanne Upperman and Jo-Anne Kisiel. Cehrend Terra Firma A rumor is spreading that the Hey, Tom Page! Were you sup- Sky will be falling in before June, posed to get malt tablets for Gay’s Don Kelly finds his stuttering party? quite annoying. Does anyone know what “May- On March 18 a suicide scene was flower” means? presented on the balcony in the I hear by way of the grapevine library. that Don Tammaro has acquired a Angelo s, have Paul Zock’s bowling Could it be that when Dave Aitken new nickname. How about it, avera ? e ’ Skip Knestrick’s humor Dear Miss Loveless: says, “Dig that bit,” he’s referring Flower? Larry Johnson’s intelligence. I am a young girl (22) who en to his 1929 Ford? It seems that Ginny Gandleman '^^ le Hehrend boys’ idea of the joys beating up boys and climbing Bonnie’s famous quote— “ ”, had trouble walking Saturday they’d like to date would have trees. My mother says I will never anyway, she’s a failure. night . . . Nancy Jo’s long hair, Marianne have a boy friend unless I calm Certain dorm girls were in high Reports say that Bob Johnson is Feduniak’s blue eyes, Judy Mazza- down and act like a lady. If I act spirits Friday night. How about it, master of his house??? gotti s clothes, Linda Bemis’ laugh, like a lady, I might ruin my nylons K. O.? A new TV serial: “The Many a fi £ ure like Linda Anundson’s, when swinging in the trees. Seems that Nancy McCabe lives Loves of Larry Dunst.” Jeanne Chamber’s humor, smiles Jane only for those weekends. Right, Phyllis to Don after lunch ke Heverly Britt, Avery’s enthu- Dear Jane: Scottie? Oops, I mean your twin “Are you sure that’s all you had s^asm > Linda Steiner’s intelli- I think you should remove your brother. to drink?” gence. nylons. Mike Loesch’s an extraordinary Ask Judy Benson why she’s been knee painter. Was it your lipstick, hanging- around the dark room Gay? lately. From all evidence the dorm girls’ Carol Ripley's brilliant demon- Said Mr . Baker; « If there are Errors at once.” hayiade was, a success Saturday stration m Mrs. Falkenhagen’s any dumbbells in the room p lease night, and it is hoped that another English class on 'How to Use a » T „ , -c , . , ° ne T n ?T ed v one A C r Plai f ? a id ki F ? Gun d W^ s h som f, thin V° be ; A long" pause and then Don Tam- criticized by Mr.Buras?* 7 was heard by Bus Van Allen who hold Figured out how it works yet, maro stood up . “ Yo ur last essay was very diffi was seen sitting alone on the hay Carol? "What, do you consider yourself cult to read,” said Mr. Burns, wagon. Barb was feeding the horse Hey Dave Kendall! How come a dumbbell?” "Your work Should be so written 3 . ~ y p, e l bl ” g up th f walls? “Well, not exactly that, sir, but that even the most ignorant will be Members of Behrend’s “Pen- Eleanor Moseman's unforget- Ido hate to see you standi b able to understand gums” attended a play presented table soliloquy to her friend “To yourself.” «v - ’ by Gannon College to see Janice see Roger, or not to see him, that * * * * f ir ’” Logan appear in “The Male Ani- is the question.” Doc Smith; « what did find part you get?” mal.” Gordy Schmidt can’t seem to tell nil + „v nilf fVI „ . Doc Smith’s formula for the per- the difference between the emer- Mike M• “I couldn’t find tint a+- t T IS J a fur ‘ ny but every feet murder start with the left- gency brake and the hood release, thine- ma’am • thev’re ton darn time 1 dance with you the dances hand side of the chest, count down It must have been pretty dark at secretive ” ’ seem very short, to the fourth interspace of the ribs, the circle. ’* . * * * “They are. My fiance is leader of and gently plunge in the knife. Sandy Miller to her car « NoWj » said Mr . Vigorifco chee r- the orchestra.” Death should be instantaneous. You... UP f ul] y. “Please pass all your test And now w e have Jack Fern Remember when Gail arrived papers to the side of the room and . pointing out the places of interest late for Math class in her gym kindly insert a carbon sheet under Answer to Personality on the Grand Tour”! suit, because she thought she had each paper so I can correct all the BONNIE CAMPBELL THE NITTANY CUB Igym class then? Did you know that Rita Panam eroff can lay on her stomach and touch her head with her toe? At least one DDT boy knows how to polka! Good going, Bill! Date Bait— THE LAST WORD Advice For Young Lovers By Lois Loveless Dear Miss Loveless: I am 5' and measure 42, 22, 38 and have a great deal of trouble with boys following me. How can you advise me with my problem? I. M. Bigg Dear I. M.: You have no problem except that your hips are out of proportion with the rest of your body. Dear Miss Loveless: . My husband keeps telling me to go to h . Do I have a legal right to take the children? Deajr Alice: Ask your clergyman. * * * Dear Miss Loveless: I am very beautiful. I have blond curly hail - , blue eyes, gorgeous clothes, and a fabulous shape. There is a certain boy named Jim who _ keeps asking me for dates. This is of great concern to me since I am also a boy. Dear Art: Discourage this boy, who is really a wolf - in disguise. He can be nothing but trouble. * * * * * * * * * Art I. Cute “What
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