Friday, March 18, 1960
Behrend Terra Firnta
By Nobru
It seems that Cindy has been
having quite a bit of trouble with
her car lately—2 flat tires in a
week? And you say the car is on
fire? ....
Poor Bob Johnson and Bob Da
vis. The snow interfered with
their plans for a weekend trip. But
cheer-up, boys, it’ll soon be Spring.
The Jazz Club doubled its mem
bership when students found it
was their last chance to join. Like
crazy, man! ...
Aside to the President of the
Literary Club—What’s so funny
about “Aku-Aku”? . . -
“Child, how can you see in all
that light?” . . -
Jo-Anne Kisiel has a new addi
tion in her family—a French poo
dle puppy named, appropriately
enough, “Pierre.” . . .
Modern art in a
What’s this?
history book?
Gerry Lewis, ex-Behrendite,
plans to enter nurses’ training at
Hamot in the fall. . .
Congratulations to the Spring
Play cast. Good luck, kids . . .
Come now, Ike, playing basket
ball in a girls’ gym class. . .
Blue and gold are popular colors
on campus these days? Bight,
girls . ..
Ans. to Personality Parade —• JOHN LLOYD
the last word
«I*ve a friend I’d like you to meet.”
Athletic girl—“ What can he
Chorus girl—‘How much has
Literary girl—“ What does he
read?”
Society girl—“ Who are his fami-
iyr ,
Religious girl—“ What church
does he belong to?”
Behrend girl—“Whei'e is he?”
* * * *
Mr. C.—“ Did you give Judi that
copy of ‘What Every Girl Should
Know’?”
Mrs. C. —“Yes, and she’s writing a
letter to the author suggesting
the addition of three new chap
ters.”
Karol—“l’m terribly worried. I
wrote Dick in my last letter to
forget that I told him I didn’t
mean to reconsider my decision
not to have misunderstood me."
Jeanne —“What kind of a car does
Dewey have?”
Pat—“A pray-as-you-enter.”
* * * *
“I understood that she fairly
threw herself at him.”
Avery’s interest in a certain
black T-Bird has increased—or is
it her interest in the owner? . . .
Eleanor Moseman is no longer
“attached.” . . -
Felicitations to Marcia Conse
dine and Bev Britt who have been
chosen to attend the State Inter
pretive Reading Festival . . .
The Dorm has been hit by a
mionr epidemic—everyone has been
sick lately . . .
Don Kelly has a very unusual
family, especially his “sister’’
Judy. She seems to have lead a
very exciting life ....
Hey, Anne Taylor, what are all
those coats doing in your bathtub?
Janice Logan recently enter
tained at a spaghetti party.
Campus Scenes: Pat Kaftus
dropping knitting needles in Turn
bull Hall . . . Hay Angelo knee
deep in a snowdrift .. . the
bridge games in the lounge . . .
the slushy parking lot . . . Katie
Johnson’s “suntan” . . “MAX” in
the library . . .job interviews .
bones in “Doc” Smith's lab . . .
the Variety Show.
Famous last words
Completely.”
Have you had your secretions
trimmed lately?
“Yes! They met in an automo
bile collision.”
* * at
Extract from a letter received
by a mother from her daughter at
college:
“I realize, mother, that daddy is
paying a lot to keep me at school
and that I must try and learn
something. lam taking up con
tract bridge."
* * * *
Mr. Kholos: “Mike, what is a
synonym?”
Mike: “It’s a word you use in place
of another when you cannot spell
the other word.”
Dean: “And where have you been
for the last week?”
Student: “Stop me if you’ve heard
this one!”
He: “I’ve a-sort of feeling I’ve
danced with you before some-
where.”
She: “So have I. The pressure of
vour foot seems familiar!”
Nancy: “I thought you and Phyllis
weren’t speaking.”
Beverly: “Oh, yes, we are now. I
wanted to find out what Ira told
her about me.”
THE NITTANY CUB
Bookkeeper, with knowledge of
sand blasting. Must have dog-sled
team and be good mambo dancer.
Prefer person with some knowledge
of bugle calls. No chance for ad
vancement. Write in confidence.
Write: Nittany Cub, Behrend
Campus.
25,000 first edition copies of “Why
I Like to Swim,” by C. G. Briggs.
Here’s what you get:
Chap. I “I put on my bathing
suit”
Chap. II “I go down to the
water”
Chap. 11l “I go into the water”
Chap. IV “I swim”
And other exciting water adven
tures. B. G. of Chicago says: “I
was amazed!” C. F. of Boston
says: “So was I!” A life-size photo
of me free with each volume: Write
C. G. Briggs, Nittany Cub, Beh
rend Campus.
Make money at home like we do.
Raise and sell your own' Squid.
Harmless and lovable. Wonderful
as companion. Small investment of
$2500 will bring you initial ship
ment of 200'. Squid. Watch them
multiply! No phone orders or
C.O.D.’s. Write: Nittany Cub, Beh
rend Campus.
.“Relax
Bathroom. Private entrance. Fully
equipped including telephone and
hi-fi. Plenty of hot water. Near bus
stop. Write: Nittany Cub, Behrend
Campus.
Slightly used caboose. Just painted
bright red. Sleeps two. Ready to
roll. 100 feet of railroad track
free! First $2OO takes it. Come to
B & O Freight Yard after mid
night and ask for Joe. Bring flash
light, tow trucfi, and chain.
(Reprinted from Teen Digest)
Last Chance!
This is your last chance to read
about the dance tomorrow, March
18, sponsored by the Behrend
Choir. Dave Nelson’s band will
provide the music for dancing in
Erie Hall from 9 to 12.
The following Friday, March 25,
the student nurses of Hamot Hos
pital will also hold a dance.' Com
plete plans have not yet been made.
The dress for both dances is op
tional and admission is free. All
students are invited and urged to
attend.
WANT AD
SECTION
WANTED
FORCED TO SELL
BUSINESS OPPTY.
FOR RENT
FOR SALE
OFFICIALS VIEW BEHREND—
(Continued from Page 1)
K. L. Holderman—Coordinator of
Commonwealth Campuses.
John D. Lawther —Associate Dean,
College of Physical Education
and Athletics. • .
R. W. McComb—University Li
brarian and Archivist.
D. H. McKinley—Associate Dean,
College of Business Administra
tion.
E. F. Osborn—Vice-President for
Research.
J. R. Rack'ley—Dean, College of
Education.
John D. Ridge—Assistant Dean for
Resident Education, College of
Mineral Industries.
P. C. Weaver—Dean, Summer Ses
sions.
M.A. Williamson — Dean, College
of Engineering and Architecture.
VARIETY SHOW PLANS
(Continued from Page 1)
Jeannie Chambers has been ap
pointed General Chairman. The
other chairmen will be selected at
a later date.
The show will be held the eve
ning of April 1 from 9 to 1. The
services of volunteers are urgently
i-equested. Mr. Burns has made
a sheet with lively and humorous
suggestions for acts. If you are
interested in organizing a skit you
are asked to see him.
Let’s let our imagination work
for acts and our manpower for
service and make this Variety
•Show as big a success as last
year’s.
BEHREND BRIEFS
(Continued from Page 1)
Donna Velie, Mr. Mosso’s secre
tary, is doing well at Hamot Hos
pital after a serious operation.
Recently, Miss,. Adams showed
her impressive slides of Hawaii
and the Far East after a short
business session of the Faculty
Women and Wives meeting.
INTERVIEWS
(Continued from Page 1)
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riculum is designed to prepare
graduates for technological service
with electrical utilities, manufac
turers of electrical and electronic
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nance, and instrumental depart
ments of various industrial con
cerns. The principal objective of
the curriculum is to provide a
practical knowledge of electrical
machinery and its control, as well
as of electronic theory and its ap
plication in communication and
control systems.
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