Friday, March 18, 1960 Behrend Terra Firnta By Nobru It seems that Cindy has been having quite a bit of trouble with her car lately—2 flat tires in a week? And you say the car is on fire? .... Poor Bob Johnson and Bob Da vis. The snow interfered with their plans for a weekend trip. But cheer-up, boys, it’ll soon be Spring. The Jazz Club doubled its mem bership when students found it was their last chance to join. Like crazy, man! ... Aside to the President of the Literary Club—What’s so funny about “Aku-Aku”? . . - “Child, how can you see in all that light?” . . - Jo-Anne Kisiel has a new addi tion in her family—a French poo dle puppy named, appropriately enough, “Pierre.” . . . Modern art in a What’s this? history book? Gerry Lewis, ex-Behrendite, plans to enter nurses’ training at Hamot in the fall. . . Congratulations to the Spring Play cast. Good luck, kids . . . Come now, Ike, playing basket ball in a girls’ gym class. . . Blue and gold are popular colors on campus these days? Bight, girls . .. Ans. to Personality Parade —• JOHN LLOYD the last word «I*ve a friend I’d like you to meet.” Athletic girl—“ What can he Chorus girl—‘How much has Literary girl—“ What does he read?” Society girl—“ Who are his fami- iyr , Religious girl—“ What church does he belong to?” Behrend girl—“Whei'e is he?” * * * * Mr. C.—“ Did you give Judi that copy of ‘What Every Girl Should Know’?” Mrs. C. —“Yes, and she’s writing a letter to the author suggesting the addition of three new chap ters.” Karol—“l’m terribly worried. I wrote Dick in my last letter to forget that I told him I didn’t mean to reconsider my decision not to have misunderstood me." Jeanne —“What kind of a car does Dewey have?” Pat—“A pray-as-you-enter.” * * * * “I understood that she fairly threw herself at him.” Avery’s interest in a certain black T-Bird has increased—or is it her interest in the owner? . . . Eleanor Moseman is no longer “attached.” . . - Felicitations to Marcia Conse dine and Bev Britt who have been chosen to attend the State Inter pretive Reading Festival . . . The Dorm has been hit by a mionr epidemic—everyone has been sick lately . . . Don Kelly has a very unusual family, especially his “sister’’ Judy. She seems to have lead a very exciting life .... Hey, Anne Taylor, what are all those coats doing in your bathtub? Janice Logan recently enter tained at a spaghetti party. Campus Scenes: Pat Kaftus dropping knitting needles in Turn bull Hall . . . Hay Angelo knee deep in a snowdrift .. . the bridge games in the lounge . . . the slushy parking lot . . . Katie Johnson’s “suntan” . . “MAX” in the library . . .job interviews . bones in “Doc” Smith's lab . . . the Variety Show. Famous last words Completely.” Have you had your secretions trimmed lately? “Yes! They met in an automo bile collision.” * * at Extract from a letter received by a mother from her daughter at college: “I realize, mother, that daddy is paying a lot to keep me at school and that I must try and learn something. lam taking up con tract bridge." * * * * Mr. Kholos: “Mike, what is a synonym?” Mike: “It’s a word you use in place of another when you cannot spell the other word.” Dean: “And where have you been for the last week?” Student: “Stop me if you’ve heard this one!” He: “I’ve a-sort of feeling I’ve danced with you before some- where.” She: “So have I. The pressure of vour foot seems familiar!” Nancy: “I thought you and Phyllis weren’t speaking.” Beverly: “Oh, yes, we are now. I wanted to find out what Ira told her about me.” THE NITTANY CUB Bookkeeper, with knowledge of sand blasting. Must have dog-sled team and be good mambo dancer. Prefer person with some knowledge of bugle calls. No chance for ad vancement. Write in confidence. Write: Nittany Cub, Behrend Campus. 25,000 first edition copies of “Why I Like to Swim,” by C. G. Briggs. Here’s what you get: Chap. I “I put on my bathing suit” Chap. II “I go down to the water” Chap. 11l “I go into the water” Chap. IV “I swim” And other exciting water adven tures. B. G. of Chicago says: “I was amazed!” C. F. of Boston says: “So was I!” A life-size photo of me free with each volume: Write C. G. Briggs, Nittany Cub, Beh rend Campus. Make money at home like we do. Raise and sell your own' Squid. Harmless and lovable. Wonderful as companion. Small investment of $2500 will bring you initial ship ment of 200'. Squid. Watch them multiply! No phone orders or C.O.D.’s. Write: Nittany Cub, Beh rend Campus. .“Relax Bathroom. Private entrance. Fully equipped including telephone and hi-fi. Plenty of hot water. Near bus stop. Write: Nittany Cub, Behrend Campus. Slightly used caboose. Just painted bright red. Sleeps two. Ready to roll. 100 feet of railroad track free! First $2OO takes it. Come to B & O Freight Yard after mid night and ask for Joe. Bring flash light, tow trucfi, and chain. (Reprinted from Teen Digest) Last Chance! This is your last chance to read about the dance tomorrow, March 18, sponsored by the Behrend Choir. Dave Nelson’s band will provide the music for dancing in Erie Hall from 9 to 12. The following Friday, March 25, the student nurses of Hamot Hos pital will also hold a dance.' Com plete plans have not yet been made. The dress for both dances is op tional and admission is free. All students are invited and urged to attend. WANT AD SECTION WANTED FORCED TO SELL BUSINESS OPPTY. FOR RENT FOR SALE OFFICIALS VIEW BEHREND— (Continued from Page 1) K. L. Holderman—Coordinator of Commonwealth Campuses. John D. Lawther —Associate Dean, College of Physical Education and Athletics. • . R. W. McComb—University Li brarian and Archivist. D. H. McKinley—Associate Dean, College of Business Administra tion. E. F. Osborn—Vice-President for Research. J. R. Rack'ley—Dean, College of Education. John D. Ridge—Assistant Dean for Resident Education, College of Mineral Industries. P. C. Weaver—Dean, Summer Ses sions. M.A. Williamson — Dean, College of Engineering and Architecture. VARIETY SHOW PLANS (Continued from Page 1) Jeannie Chambers has been ap pointed General Chairman. The other chairmen will be selected at a later date. The show will be held the eve ning of April 1 from 9 to 1. The services of volunteers are urgently i-equested. Mr. Burns has made a sheet with lively and humorous suggestions for acts. If you are interested in organizing a skit you are asked to see him. Let’s let our imagination work for acts and our manpower for service and make this Variety •Show as big a success as last year’s. BEHREND BRIEFS (Continued from Page 1) Donna Velie, Mr. Mosso’s secre tary, is doing well at Hamot Hos pital after a serious operation. Recently, Miss,. Adams showed her impressive slides of Hawaii and the Far East after a short business session of the Faculty Women and Wives meeting. INTERVIEWS (Continued from Page 1) and die design, or layout. The Electrical Technology cur riculum is designed to prepare graduates for technological service with electrical utilities, manufac turers of electrical and electronic equipment, and electrical mainte nance, and instrumental depart ments of various industrial con cerns. The principal objective of the curriculum is to provide a practical knowledge of electrical machinery and its control, as well as of electronic theory and its ap plication in communication and control systems. structural
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