★ SPORTSCOPE ★ By Jerry Sedney There seems to be some talk that a couple of athletically in clined males have been beaten in. various sports by the fairer sex. Just ask Sid Wallace and Mike Maetz. Let’s go, boys; you can’t let' down the supposedly strong er, masculine gender. Let me remind you not to iur get your ski togs when you c ~ ■ back from Easter vacation. The ski tow will finally be ready in May. The Engineers Club promises four inches of powdered snow. Excellent conditions! Harry Witt claims to be a one Pine to Person By Edward B. Sterrett Having patiently remained si- the dorm girls walking in a poised lent for several years (the length manner as they leave the dorm of time I will modestly refrain on Friday night with their dau from mentioning), I have finally but the rude awakening I receive decided to speak up. My existence at 12:00 A. M. as they jump out has been a complicated one filled of cars and race up the walk is with wierd, humorous, and some- enough to make any “pine” dis times depressing incidents which turbed. have left me, to say the least, At Halloween time I was sur slightly maladjusted. prised to awaken one morning During the autumn I am proud and see a man hanging from a and stand as straight and stiff tree across the Circle. I have yet as I possibly can. This is the to discover why he was hung, but season when I am in my glory, he was soon taken away along Sophomores reverently point me with a truckload of pumpkins. out to new students who gaze at At Christmas time I enjoyed me with awe. Freshmex respcv., immensely the carols- played for fully “doff their dinks” when me, and 1 stayed up half the passing me, and the town crier night watching the happy couples paces around my circle shouting go to the Sno Ball, out the time. I enjoy these cere- in January I noticed that my monies immensely, and chuckle friends passing by weren’t wear with the sophomores as they put ing their usual smiles, preferring the frosh through their paces. to bury their heads in their books I know the fun is over when and frown “quizzingly”. A few the botany classes begin their were smiling and enjoying them j aunts around the campus. For selves as usual, but I haven’t seen eleven months of the year I hap- them ' -- semester exams, pily think of myself as being a Because of the inclement pine. However, when Doctor weather, and the lack of atten- Smith passes by, I always cringe tion given me, I am now in my and lower my branches. She is annual state of depression, so I leading a campaign to make me would appreciate a friendly smile, into a blue spruce. or even a wink when you are As classes start and the stu- passing. MUSIC By Jill Nardi Music: Our Alina Mater’s som- band as it marches down Tvrgin bef* notes played by the Blue Street of your hometown during Band on Beaver Field; the stacat- the Fourth of July celebrations; to tap of raindrops on your bed- a sultry song by Julie London room \vindow at midnight; haunt- slipping softly into the night air ing strains of the flute pldyed by from the car radio while driving the Piep Piper as he leads the lit- home from a special date; full tie children of Hamlet away; skirts swirling, bobby soxed bop- Peter Gun P’s theme blaring from sters jitterbugging to “House of the juke bo.v in Erie Hall; strain- Bamboo” in Pop’s Malt Shoppe; ed screeches emanating from your Lili Pons sweetly singing an aria skid brother’s violin while he’s from “Madame Butterfly”; the tones of Jerry Mulli- swinging rhythm of “Dave Bru ■gan’s “Utter Chios’’ from the hi- (See Page 4) time Yo-Yo champ. How about a little exhibition, Witt! Say, “Jonesy,” why don’t wear sneakers for gym class? Christensen Hall challenges anyone to play that great indoor sport of pin-ball machines. I’ll let you in on a little secret; our high scorer is Dan McLaugnlin. Prediction: P. A. “Dynamite” Williams will do all of the required ten stunts on the high-bar. A little note of thanks to Coach Goodwin, whose efforts made our sports life more enjoyable last semester. dents buckle down, I am tempor arily forgotten. I enjoy watching fi set during a study break; bel lowing trumpets from the brass Til IIITAIT CUB Place Patter Coach Goodwin has managed to sign up six intramural teams. They are: 1. Flying Dragons 2. DJD.T.’s 3. Guriel’s Gangsters 4. Hahn’s Hotsy Totsy’s 5. Mike’s Marauders 6. Onorato’s Opulent Organi zation Dick Chase recently starred in the table tennis Tournament of Tournaments benefit for the Heart Fund. Playing at the Erie Playdium, Dick annexed one title outright and shared another. Behrend Campus grapplers have a tentative date to wrestle a team in Buffalo. Lots of luck to the team. Speaking of wrestling, did you know that Ed Onorato was a Yes, it’s been demonstrated time and time again, that for real refreshment it’s Coke every time! Add up that cold crisp taste, that lively lift and you really have a drink worth going after. So whenever the crowd has a multiple thirst, make the high sign of good taste ... pass around the Coca-Cola! Quod Erat Demonstrandum! BE REALLY REFRESHED... HAVE A COKE! By George Place Q.E.D. Bottled under authority of The Coca-Cola Company by ERIE COCA-COLA BOTTLING COMPANY Pennsylvania State Champio; last year? Student Council has purchasec a new scoreboard which will bi installed in the gym sometime this semester. It is to be dedicatee to Behrend by the Class of ’59. The second semester bowling season has started. Thefre are seven teams entered in the league Anyone who still might be inter ested in bowling should see th< respective team captains. Compliments of RUSS' DINOR BttMbbM.
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