Male Students’ Questions About State Answered 'Monday, 'May '9, Dr. Prank J. Simes, dean of men at the Penn sylvania State University, spoke to-the Behrend men in Erie Hall- Many of the students' questions concerning- housing, fraternity life, finances, and various other issues were answered quickly and clearly toy Dr. Simes. Besides carrying on this inter rogation period l , he also inserted • some of his views concerning the -differences of environment be tween the main campus and Beh rend Center. He stressed the fact that the Center provides a family-like atmosphere, tout, even with -the large enrollment and the vastness of' the main campus, he believes that Penn State has not lost its personal touch. He discussed thoroughly the possibilities of off-campus hous ing, the loan system for veterans, and other male students, and said that any problems about pledging for the many fraternities would be answered more completely at the office of the dean of men on the main- campus. Another item of interest to most of males who are planning to transfer concerns “the life of a car” on campus. Dr. Simes out lined very clearly the rules for driving during class hours and the system of parking. Behrend Center Presents . . . ' Albert Kaufman, who prefers his nickname, “Al”, represents the last of •the student .personalities of the Cub for the spring semester of MS-5, Al' was especially chosen because of his sincere friendliness to everyone. This hardworking man was bom twenty-six years ago in Erie, and received 'his high school , education there at Cathedral Prep. Throughout hi® high school days, he was active on both the track and tennis teams. Curing this whole period he work ed as an automotive parts sales man. Following graduation. Al enter ed the United States Army and was assigned to the First Cavalry Division. On his tour of duty, he spent a year in Korea and two more “365 day” periods in Japan- After his service in the Armed Forces, energetic Al 1 decided to at tend. Behrend Center and major in drafting 'and design. It was also 'at this time that 'he met Mary Lou Dwyer, the girl whose name was changed to Mrs. Al Kaufman just, last September 4. "When asked how many children he and' his wife would consider an ideal fam ily, he shrugged his shoulders, one of. his-well-known gestures, and said, “Oh,- three or' four.” Al’s typical day consists of go ing .to school all day; traveling home to study; and then working from ~6 :Q0 p. m. until 2:00 a. m. as a'_bartender inihe.Kenyon Ho tel.‘iHh’s. very. :conscientious about his; : woik, .:fo'r .he’s...always telling everyone not to come and! see him unless tbeyire ’ twenty-one. He nsually gets about fivehours of,'sleep .per..night, and thus his ■hobby in'this’spare time is-sleep ing','. A . schedule like this, which incidentally he..has- .maintained .tor eight months, doesn't allow Last Will and Prophecy Faculty Women Hold Tea For Mother’s Day In honor of Mother’s Day, the faculty women’s organization held a Mothers’ and Daughters’ Tea on May 8 in Erie Hall from 3 to <5 in the afternoon. All the mothers of the women students were in vited to the event, but fathers were also welcomed to the pro gram. Each mother and her daughter received 1 a baby orchid, a gift from the faculty women, and a name card. Entertainment was provided for ,-the first -part of the program, I which was under the direction of Mrs. Comstock 'and 1 the girls in her physical education classes. [Jane Bastow acted as mistress of ceremonies. Various acts such as singing, dancing, a short narra tive skit, and a story recital by Mrs. Nyla Falk-erihogen, speech instructor at Behrend', comprised the feature attractions of the afternoon. Afterward, the women were served orange Sherbet punch, candy, French dainties and miniature crumpets, 1 and at this time all had an opportunity to visit .with each other. From all reports the entire program proved to -be quite successful and mothers and -daughters alike seemed to enjoy their afternoon together. , ■him to see his home at 147 Vz West Twenty-fifth Street very much. This summer, if everything works out well, he hopes to break (the “monotony” by working as a civil or a sales engineer. Al will be among the first Dny Tech class to graduate from Ss-hrend Center in the ceremonies -that will take place at State this June. Future -plans all point toward a. career as a sales engineer. One of the Day Tech gang, he can usually 'be found, all -r’.eeked out in his yellow cord shirt, tak ing a coffee break with the boys befode tackling some .problem. ■His favorite, foods, are'steak and sea. food, and “anything will do to wash them down- with.” Everyone adopts a motto, some time during their lives, and Al simply ref uses, to ‘be an exception. With his personality carrying cut the truth of this motto, this six foot brown-haired man states simply, ‘.'Friendliness is good business.” THE NITTANY CUB We hereby do publish this as the last Will and Testament of the Sophomore Class of Behrend Center- (Also 'Prophecy). Be it so declared': Jack “Ape” Abele hereby be queaths his perpetual complaining to any other unfortunate victim of “Uncle Dave’s” -lit. 2-1 class. We predict that the successor to his stool at the A-Bar will be “Chief.” “Red” Adams leaves his 8:20 coffee breaks to anyone who is willing to cut first period. “Aristotle” Anderson leaves bis racy stories to anyone who has time and is willing to listen. And we predict that he will become eminently famous as a member of the literati in -the English and philosophy fields. Jane Bastow leaves her interest in falconry to -the birds. We -predict that due to her excellent speech criticisms, she win become ■the number one drama critic of Butler County. “Raunchy” Beals leaves his gar rulousness to William -Weed 1 . (He needs it?) And we predict -that by 1960, he will 'be one of the unin hibited toreadors in Carmen. Joe Benacci is not, as rumor might have it, going to leave his car behind. Prediction: Joe will be setting the fashions on Madison Avenue, and will outdo Esquire in the Ivy League styles. Jody -Borkowski leaves her rug ged individualism to Mrs. L. We •predict that -in the very near future, she and Steve Nagy will open a 'bowling alley in Green wich Village with interiors by Picasso. Bob Brandt leaves his continen tal charm to -Bob Maracci. We predict that Brandt will never replace Gable. John Churchill leaves Mr. Lane one man short on the stage crew. iWe predict that as soon as he learns to sing, John will journey west, where he 'will replace Boy Rogers. Dom 'Cipriani leaves -his mam moth lunches to next year’s dorm girls who will have to sneak food out of the cafeteria for their boy friends. j B~' l Detlsoh leaves all the ac , cusations of being Chenne to any other innocent bystander. We predict that -Bob finally will grad uate after a long hard struggle. Jane Eissnberg leaves her to bear” for any other Bohemian soul. We predict that Jane will open a home for under privileged playwrights, and for this will receive a fraternity pin all her own. Bob Gornall leaves his rock th rowing to -any other enterpris ing vet. We predict that “Gomy’s Goofy Guffaws” will never be a Book-of-the-Month selection. FA Grossman is just glad- to be leaving. We predict that some day algebra will be his forte. Tom Hagen leaves his Bermuda shorts to any Freshman - with nice knees. We predict that someday so-'n, Tom will be president of-The Ere Insurance -Exchange. ■ • Elton Himes leaves his beard to anyone with a chin. We predict that he will .someday own the Gillette -industries- ■. Becky “Wa.nda” Jackson leaves her interest in classioal - music to whoever needs a “3” in music. We predict that'she- will; be chief hsrpaifihord" tunist ftt the'Met, Dot “Eyes” Kaliszewski leaves her TREMENDOUS headaches to the next editor of the Nittany Cub. We predict that when her mem oirs are published- they will in clude all the unprintable items that Chenne wrote. A 1 Kaufman leaves his job at the Kenyon to Bill Loell. We pre dict that A 1 will continue taking his pills although it is too late. James Pleasant? Lay promises to leave behind all the books, pen cils, what have you he has 'borrow ed during the past two years. We predict that next year he will set up a pawn shop in Hamilton Hall. “Hoot” -MoClinto-n leaves his shoulder injuries to next year’s phys. ed. classes. We predict that •he will never challenge Gorgeous George. Bill Maeder leaves Patsy Lou regretfully. We predict that he will start buying his own beer instead of driving his father bank rupt. A 1 Maxson leaves Girard to the rest of the Natives. We predict that ‘AI will open a used car lot and Ford agency. Ray Metz leaves P. A. Meyers to anyone who can afford the prices. Prediction: He will win -the best dressed college man award in 1960. Norma Michael leaves to be come a big game (moose) hunt ress. We predict that she will never toe replaced as general handy man and f rying pan clean er for the stage crew. Jack Murray leaves his pet (Chenne) to the victims off all her bites. Erannie Nielsen leaves (her ■typecasting to any Home E-c. major- We predict that Fran will write an advice to the lovelorn column under the name of Ob scene Subtilties. (Max Peoples leaves his econom ic skills to any confused 'history scholar. We predict that Max will he a judge in the next (Miss Erie contest. CHENNE The Nittany Cub finally divulge one of the great est secrets of the year—the identity of that famous canine, Chen n e. Since Chenne is a sophomore, this seems like an appro priate place to do it. We can’t stall any longer. Chenne is Joe Schmitt. -(Dennis 'Polatas leaves his art istic abilities to the drawing classes. We predict that this hollow-eyed convict will never see the walls of Crockfield Home. Frank Porto leaves (his hook shot to ©ue Lockley. Jack Rirnp ('better known as Smokey) leaves his harem to Jay Roling. We predict that he will compete with Marlon Brando for the role of (Mickey Mouse in a Disneyland extravaganza. ■Dave Rochin leaves his. spark plugs to Willie iStorer —We predict that ■“Roughneck” will 'throw Cul bertson in the pool at the end of the year. Joe Schmitt leaves the revivals to anyone willing to carry on the old Behrend: traditions. We pre dict that Joe will ehd up writing songs -for &£se West.- LOOKING AHEAD Jane Bastow assumes the pose and the garb of a crystal gazer, as she looks into the crystal hall to foretell the events that will happen to the present students of Behrend- Jim Seyboldt leaves his nick name to Jason Eades. We predict that Jim will make a million on his Junior G-Man Do-It-Yourself- Kit. Bill Simmons leaves his taci turnity to Donna Cramer. We predict that Bill will write the great American novel 'before he is 45. Jack Tupitza leaves his Ipana smile to Liberace Agnew. We pre dict that Smiley will make a go of the insurance investigation busi ness due to Jim Seytooldt’s coach ing. Jet Turner leaves all her men to whoever wants them. We pre dict that Jet will comer the mar ket on engagement rings. ©am Wallwork promises to leave his long eyelashes to all the en vious co-eds. (One each.) We pre dict that Barn win finally receive permission to come aboard sir. Jim Culbertson leaves Student Council to next year’s Cub staff. We predict that Jim will overcome •his sweet disposition and winning ways and become chief butcher at the 'Chicago stockyards- Bob “Eager” Yeager leaves all [his idiocies to Sally Stauffer. We , predict that Bob will depart with out leaving any unpaid' parking tickets for student council to try to collect. Howie Tinsman leaves his “Jefferson Special” to Wally O’ Neal. We predict that Howie will soon open a travel agency, spe cializing in three-week trips to Lake Placid. Don Smith leaves his bookre views to Time magazine. We pre dict that he will become famous for his book “History of Behrend Center” in three volumes. Carl Bretz leaves his accuracy on the basketball court to Compy’s gym classes. Bob Karney leaves ‘Red l ” Adams to Mary Cloyd. We pre dict that Bob will be elected to the office of chief lantern cleaner. Clem McCluskey leaves his place in the “coffee break gang” to a future Day Tech student. Russell Waechter, Ch'u c k •Fleischmann, Bob (Lemmler, Mel vin O’Neil and Bill Haenel are just leaving. But we would like to wish them luck as members of the first Day Tech class to- graduate from State. Love and:' Best Wishes Ann Landers and John J. Anthony
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