2 • RAT SPEAK-OUT HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT WILL TAKE THE PESTS TO ABANDON THE SINKING SHIP Yoda Rodentia General Humanities There is no try. There is only do or do not. Move students with the force I will. ACROHARD "We Drive the Biggest Disks" Spring .. 81o7v-out Sale Jim-Bob Atray Elementary Education Well, ifin' the water gits hi enuff . . . or maybe ifin' deys run outta food . . . I ah, what don' know was dat question agin? the CRAP CRIMES "SS MEADHIG-HTS"? Survey and photos by Debra Glass Bonnie Rwt Applied Behavioral Science Personally, I believe that there should be some effort to lure the students off campus and into the coun try with music--you know, a Pied Piper kind of thing. Music soothes the savage beast. Why wait? Capital Times Staff Writer Juan Rodere Environmental Engineering Sinking? The ship's sink- Hey, I'm the slayer. Any of ing? I gotta get out of here! those blood suckers left after sundown will see just how big of a stake I have in this campus. . . ~, , ...., ~ ~,,., ;-.Z...:.:'„,„;:,11,„v.„, ' i 5 b . 14.6%4......5. Illikr." If you want what we've got, 1-900-BIG-DISK MONDAY, APRIL 2, 2001 Buffy Muridae Health Education call: Guido Ratta-Ratori Criminal Justice I tink dey shouldn't wait for 'em to slink off—dah boss should jus' give 'em da strong arm, an' git 'em outta dere. Yous know, make 'em an offa dey can't refuse. Dem students aint got no rite.
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