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Chocolate Starfish and
the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Flip
• October 24, 2000
Junk Rock
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Overall Rating: 1 *
My man Fred Durst. . .Have you ever seen
Fight Club? If memory serves, there is a
part in the movie where the question, "If
you could fight any celebrity, who would
it be?" was asked. For me, it would be
44 %
WOUI_CIN ' T p%SS
ON FREd DURST IF
HE WAS ON FIRE!"
good `ol Freddy Durst! I'd fight him, I'd
win! Even if he beat my ass I'd come back
with a bat full of nails and smash his face!
Poser! Wanna-be! Yeah, "Rollin!," "My
Generation!" I wouldn't piss on Fred
Durst if he was on fire!
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Overall Rating: 4 ****
Ah, B*Witched. I lovingly refer to these
four Irish lasses as "my girls." Why? I
don't know. Maybe it's because I wish
Dirty
Limp Bizkit
Crap, Dung, Poop,
Feces, Stool, Dookie
The Gooseman
B*witched
Across America 2000
Epic/Glowworm
June 2000
Pop
MUSIC REVIEWS
that one of these young ladies would
actually become "my girl." But, I
digress. Across America 2000 was the
B*Witched EP single for this past sum
mer. It includes the tracks "Mickey,"
"BubblEcium Pop"
"Play That Funky Music," "Does Your
Mother Know" and two live tracks from
previous albums. If you like lighthearted
bubblegum pop, then this B*Witched EP
is for you. If however, you despise the
whole teen-pop movement, stay away
from this album. Far away.
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Aqua, Britney Spears,
Christina Aguilera
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Overall Rating: 5 *****
Once again, Jay Z's outdone himself with
his fifth album. It definitely has his ear-
"THE PHATTEST!"
pleasing beats and his ill lyrics. The CD is
a must for you to get. The phattest songs
are "Give It to Me," "Parking Lot Pimpin"
and "This Can't Be Life." Pick it up, now!
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Horrible
I've Heard Worse :r
Borrow or Steal It. Don't Buy It O'i:0
I Would Probably Buy It 000 - °:
Stupendous
J Dub
Jay Z
The Dynasty
Rocafella
October 31, 2000
Hip Hop
Biggie, Beanie Siegel,
Memphis Bleek
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11l Harmonics
An Octave Above the
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Overall Rating: 5 *****
You may remember seeing them domi
nate on MTV's 'The Cut' about a year
ago. This Christian band boldly rocked in
the 10 finalists spot before getting 'The
Cut.' Their funk sound is reflective of a
smooth upbringing—each performed in
"THIS CD LACKS
NOTHING!"
church growing up. Pay-Dough and
Blake Knight cite listening influences
growing up in the city. Hmm...Maybe I
should plan a move to Columbus, OH.
It's gotta be a much iller place than I
thought! The lyrics are just plain fun, like
their song "Gringos" (track #5). This CD
lacks nothing!
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night was to make the students laugh.
You may have seen Somerville on The
Comedy Network, MTV or at Mardi Gras
or the Superbowl. Somerville has also
done television and radio voice-overs for
commercials and he has performed at
Notre Dame, the University of
Connecticut, University of California and
Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland.
Somerville grew up in New Jersey as
the youngest of three boys and he claims
he is the least funny member of his fami
ly . After college, Somerville landed a job
with an advertising company, but he
quickly learned that office life was not for
him. Although Somerville discovered
stand-up comedy through a dare from his
friends, he says he instantly fell in love
with it and that it just comes naturally to
him.
DJ Shugar
Original
Tooth and Nail
November 2000
Hip Hop
Somerville's comedy routine provid
ed a great study break. Laughing at his
jokes was a way for students to relieve
some of the stress brought on by exams
and papers. His jokes were funny and his
act included some basic topics students
can relate to about college life like drink
ing, dating and relationships, family, and
summer vacations. Somervillle interacted
very well with the audience and his
comedic timing was impeccable. Alison
Angelo, a PSU student and a resident of
Meade Heights, said, "He was very funny.
I would go see him again." Angelo felt
she could relate to Somerville's jokes,
especially about dating. So, the next time
you are in New York City, check out one
of Somerville's shows at either Caroline's
Comic Strip or Stand Up New York.
Comedian
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"HE WAS VERY
FUNNY