OPINION CAPITAL TIMES V>/Jr 111 IVyll October 14, 1991 CAPITAL TIMES STAFF MEETING Attention all staff: There will be a mandatory staff meeting on Tuesday, October 15 AT 12:30 P.M. IN THE CAP TIMES OFFICE (ROOM W-341) If you cannot attend PLEASE contact Karen or T.J.! Anyone interested in joining the staff should come to the meeting, No experience necessary, everyone is welcome! FOR: 12/91 LSRT at Ulidener School of Laui, Harrisburg Begin: October 27 - 10:00 n.m. FOR: 12/91 GRE at F»M College, Lencatter Begin: October 20 - 6:00 p.m / (215)435-2171 833 N. I3«h St., Allentown, PR 18102 S STANLEY H. KAPLAN JL Take Kaplan Or Take Your Chances THANK YOU! Alumna resents Bob's labels Dear Editor: I read with interest your column of Sept. 20 in which you quoted the journalist's code of ethics and discussed the rights of journalists. You then take one of your readers to task for having expressed his opinion about the quality of Bob Caton’s column in a letter to the editor, and at the same time, encourage your readers to express their opinions. Rights and freedoms work two ways. As part of your reading public and as an alumnus of Penn State Harrisburg, I wish to exercise my right to express my anger Voice, from page 7 and Andrew Dice Clay as Ambassador to the U.N. -To force car manufacturers to mount rocket launchers in the front of all vehicles, so when Ma and Pa Kettle are zipping down the freeway at a fate taunting 30 mph to get their free McDonald's coffee, we can clear the road to get to the State Store before it closes. -To make Penn State spend as much on undergraduate programs as they do on sneakers for the football team. -To hire Guns 'n' Roses to play at my inauguration. —To publish the S.A.T. scores of the Florida State football team, and then deduct the number of points the team's average score is BENEATH the national average from their A.P. ranking. • Spring Break: Cancun; Bahamas from • roundtrip air, 7 nights hotel, parties, • hotel taxes and more! • # Organize # a small group. Earn free trip. J1(800) BEACH IT • ADDRESSERS WANTED immediately! No experience necessary. Process FHA mortgage refunds. Work at home. CaU 1-405-321-3064. and resentment at being labeled a "polyester-clad, gin-soaked" alumnus, among other things by one of your writers. If it is yoiir intention to publish Bob Caton's column to make your newspaper more interesting and controversial, I congratulate you for having succeeded. It's sad that he had to resort to insults and name-calling tp accomplish your purpose. -To hold press conferences at 3:00 a.m., so as not to interfere with TV shows. -To invadq and conquer Canada, so we can win the gold medal in hockey again. -To provide free Porsche 928's to all who voted for me. (Again...should be popular.) ) Well, cambers, there you have my platform for victory. Remember...vote for Bob and Traci..."We might not do better, but we sure as hell can't do worse!" There are those who would say that I lack certain ['Presidential qualities." I suppose this is true...l'm more concerned with people ip this country than people half a world away. That, and the fact that I tend to ask ffor far bigger bribes than normal. Until next $259.00 includes • ree admission, • A proud alumna, Millie Landis
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