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Looks like the Pirates are getting
swept under the Astroturf and it's up to
Philly to represent Pennsylvania. The
questions of the week are, 'Willie, where
were you?' and 'Who the hell do the
Atlanta Braves think they are beating
the Bucco's 11 of 12 games?'
The Steelers put the hammer down
this week and took out on the, Bears their
loss to Cincinnati.
The Eagles played dead for the
Cardinals, but they might as well get
their losses out of the way now. But
don't worry, true believers, the Birds
will be flying soon again, I'm sure of that.
Anybody read about Dave Parker in
Penthouse this week? How dare he
insult Pittsburghers! Something tells me
they're gonna have a 'battery day' for
the last home game, and let all the
Steelworkers, Teamsters, and Miners sit
in the right field seats.
What do you all say we start a
petition around to make Pitt play Ne
braska. Rumor has it that a Capitol
Campus student was found drunk at the
Penn State/Nebraska game. That has to
be a rumor because everyone I know
that went to the game said they didn't
even see the second half due to lack of
sight and coordination.
Congrats go out to the NY Cosmos,
four time soccerbowl champs. Way to go
Chinaglia.'
Speaking of soccer, our own team
opened up the season with two quick
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losses. Lancaster Bible ran up a 5-2
victory and Valley Forge Christian Col
lege came out the second half of the
second game to score 6 and win 6-1. Yup,
that's right! Capitol was winning 1-0 at
the half, but a tired Capitol couldn't keep
up with a freely substituting V.F.C.C.
John Ostaziewski pounded home a
goal each game, , and Rick Brinser had a
goal the first,. game. I almost forgot,
Larry Mel had a goal the second game.
Only thing is it was our goal he kicked
the ball in. Hey Larry, does your
girlfriend know yet that the other team
got the point for your goal? That's all
right, don't tell her.
Intramural football looks like a toss
up between the Kamikazes and the
Night Riders. No prediction on that
game from this guy.
Ron Andes looks favored to take
intramural tennis this year. No, I'm not
just saying that because he's my room
mate the kid's good.
Drum roll please: Harry Moyer has
appointed me Sports Editor for the
paper. I need help in IM football and
bowling. In men's varsity volleyball also,
I need a representative. All you gotta do
is come tell me weekly what happened in
your sport. You may even get your own
plug if you want, and see your name in
the paper. Besides it will give you
something to fill a little space on your
resume. Thank you! I can be contacted at
944-5226.
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Thursday, October 9, 1980
Sports
Women's Volleyball:
Due to the total lack of response from
the female population on campus, the
Women's volleyball schedule for the 1980
season has been cancelled!!!
Building Hours for Fall Term 1980:
The Recreation/Athletics Facilities
in the Multi-Purpose Building will be
open for fall term as follows:
Monday thru Friday -- 8 a.m. to 10 p.m.
Saturdays and Sundays - 2 p.m. to 9
p.m.
Varsity Bowling Team:
The varsity bowling team will start
their 1980-81 season the weekend of
October 18-19 with two matches sched
uled at home. Saturday October 18 at
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Do you find studying, sleeping and classes a
boring existence? Is it getting harder and
harder to get out of bed each morning and
back into it at the end of your day? Does 4:00
in the afternoon find you with yawning jaws
and drooping eyelids? Are you snoring con
tentedly half-way thru your history
homework? If you answett.d yes to any of
these questions then you may be suffering
from the curse of the sedentary class: Low
energy fatigue.
Some people would go about curing this
malady with extra sleep only to find tossing,
turning and thrashing about yields no rest.
Others take stock in that little over-the-counter
wonder pill, No-Doz. If you like the "shakes"
and queezy stomach side-effects of No-Doz,
then there is your answer. Maybe meditation
is for you. It takes a lot of quiet time to suc
cess fully meditate, the availability of which
occurs no earlier than about 3:00 a.m. Early
birds, go for it!
Who was first man to gain over 1000 yards in
a pro football season, when, what team?
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1 p.m. they will compete with Villanova
U. Sunday - October 19 - at 1 p.m. they
will compete with Bloomsburg State
College. All home matches will be held at
the ABC East Lanes on Eisenhower
Blvd. Come out and spend a pleasant
afternoon with your campus bowling
team and encourage them to victory!!
Varsity Soccer Team:
The soccer team have their first
home game scheduled on Monday, Octo
ber 13, at 7 p.m. when they will host the
soccer team from Cabrini College. The
game will take place on the lighted
athletic field!! Do not let your team
down! Come out and cheer them on!
But, according to a lot of students, there is
a solution. For these students, there is a direct
correlation between athletic involvement and
academic achievement. By exercising in a
sport of their choice for an hour or more each
day, their studying is more effective. Their
grades reflecte the effectiveness.
Many students have discovered the wonder
ful side-effects of exercise. Tennis players, rac
quetball players, weightlifters, joggers and
basketballers agree that their sweat sessions
give them energy to burn and they can study
with greater impact than when they were inac
tive.
According to one student, "Exercise does
cut into studying time, but if you budget your
time and know what's due when, you can ac
complish it all." He went on to say that the
conditioning benefits "outweigh the time it
takes away from studying by making me much
more alert for late-night studying."
C.C. Reader