Page 8 CLASSIFIEDS Help wanted in practice in English conversation with a new foreign student. Would be happy to meet you anyplace (school? home?) at any mutually convenient time. Please call 944-1951. FOR SALE: Air conditioned 1972 Mercury Cougar. Two door hard top, automatic, power steering and brakes. Good condition. One owner, low mileage guaranteed. Asking $lOO over book price. Call 652-7848 after 4:30 p.m. FOR SALE: 1975 Ford van, power sttering and brakes, AM-FM stereo, extra swivel seat, carpet and paneled interior, six, stick, trailer hitch, green, 29,000 miles. $4495 or best offer. Call 243-9824. Fun Sale: 8-track car tape player. Good condition. $25. Also, 2- Jensen coax. speakers. Good condition. $25/pr. Phone 944-3378, ask for Chuck or Sal, WANTED: Anyone inte rested in playing racquetball at an intermediate level. Contact Dave at 939-7057. Lost - Gold colored Cross pen - Reward. If found please turn in to Mrs. Trego, Humanities We need pictures. Drop them off in the Reader Office, W-129, by 3:30 on Tuesday afternoons. They will be returned a day or two later. Crank: Get down bitch! Choo Woo. Bob Stevens. RAND OPEifilif6 UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP 5 0c. —WITH I.D.— 2 5 c Off Lg. Pizza Off Med. Pizza THE ORIGINAL ITALIAN PIZZA & SUBS OLMSTEAD PLAZA SHOPPING CENTER MIDDLETOWN, PENN. 944-4111 Vie Quill HALLMARK CARDS STATIONERY GIFTS CANDLES PLANT HANGERS WOODEN WARE Open Thur. & Fri. Eve Opposite The Post Office Middletown FOR SALE: 1973 Toyota Carina, Dark Blue, new tires, AM FM Radio, Air condition, low mileage, disc brakes, automatic stick. Like new. . Must sell. Call after 5:00 P.M. - 944-1041 FOR SALE: Volvo, '73, 145 E station wagon, 4 speed, AM/FM, roof rack, driving lights, telephone type CB, Michelin radials, excellent condition and performance, phone: 737-4212 evenings. JOB OFFER: Bodyguard. Part-time now, Full-time this summer. Write: P.O. Box 1253, Lancaster, Pa., 17604. WANTED: 1 potato head, experience not necessary. We will train. POSITION: Chairman of Capitol Campus Food Co-op. Interested persons should leave their name in Co-op mail-box in the SGA office c/o Robin Sherman. George Crowell, I have a letter for you in my office from Kapstein. J. Mahar FOR SALE: Tires for sale - one 825.14 with Chevy wheel in excellent condition, $l5; one G7B-14 snow tire in fair condition, $5, see Sharon in Library, 787-7761. Happy 23rd Birthday old man Tom M. (the claw) . Love Beth. Found: One man's wedding band found In the "A" field. Call 944-1782 ask for Mike. Harrisburg REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH SERVICES 100 Chestnut Street • Harrisburg, PA. 17101 BIRTH CONTROL PREGNANCY TESTING VD SCREENING ABORTION COUNSELING 1.717-232-9794 C.C. Reader Will the person who accidently picked up the denim jacket at the Beta Chi Keggar please return at least the keys to the lost and found office. For Sale- Multitude of household and sporting goods; Head skis, Wilson T2OOO, bookcases, records, books, lamps, playpen, etc. Saturday April 16th from 12 noon to 7:00 p.m. 1604 Pineford Drive (Village of Pineford). For more information call 944-7512 after 5:00 p.m. Services- Automotive work. Tune-ups, exhaust systems, basic engine repair. Call anytime for appointment or emergency repairs. If not home, please leave message. Phone 944-7012, ask for Dean. Female Graduate Student wanted to share Apartment. Hummelstown, $ll5/mo., Call Kathy, 566-2445 after 5:30. Papers typed, call Grace at 944-2244. FOR SALE: Room size rug, gold color, accept offers, see Sharon in library, 787-7761. Visit The DMA Jlarttn STORE FARM NAAR JANTIEN LONDON FOG 'Clothing the Men In This Area Since 1895" DMA fitiartin STORE Union St. - Next to Post Office Open Thur. & Fri. Till 9:00 RA lED AND STUFF NOTES CRASSIFIED Wanted: A person for practicing heavy philosophical arguments that never get anywhere, except possibly having both parties being pissed as hell. Mike B. I an not responsible for any Bills, other than those con tracted by myself. Robin Platts PUBLIC NOTICE - Anyone having contact with Debbie Smith, please report to the Free Clinic as soon as possible. PUBLIC NOTICE - Anyone replying to the above ad, please report to Debbie Smith as soon as possible. Baffo Washnard - Now I know why they call you sick. You're not like me - I'm normal. J. Julio Alvarez, Th.C. Richard, Richard - I love you, you. Come home, home. Mary Hartman, _ Mary Hartman FOR SALE: Used respirator, good condition. Best offer, Contact Karen. Aw, c'mon, don't start that shit again. For Sale - 1965 Oldsmobile Wormorado 2 dr. coupe. 454 worms under the hood. Worm conditioning AM/FM worm - worm-belted radial tires - 4 worm manual trans. Needs a little worm. Asking price $l,OOO or swap for triumph spitworm. Call Ray 944-4824. WARNING- We have kid napped your Provost. If you do not get us $54,000 in small unmarked bills you will never see your darling white haired Provost again. Signed, un signed FOR SALE- Half used bottle Kaopectate- I won't need it now. Welcome aboard Tanya, signed Spiro Any SOB is a good SOB but some SOB's are better than others. mimiii 2 i Christo incorporated is looking for bright, (and we do mean bright) young men approximately 33 yrs, old. Excellent benefits if you're into vertical sleeping. How many times must the cannonballs fly before they are forever banned? "Every can nonball is a good cannonball, but some cannonballs are better than others," signed Barry Goldwater. Aphrodisiacs wanted for sex-ed class. Call Ed Sex, - 696-9696. Find yourself! Does life seem like one big joke to you? Well you've come to the right place my friend. Ha! Ha! Once upon a time there was this fairy. He was fairy nice. He ran and sang and blew bubbles, and had painted toenails. Isn't life pleasant? There should be more fairy's in the world. Jerry the Fairy If you can see the universe in a grain of sand, then please show me. I can't see it, but would like to. Are there really rings around Uranus? If so, please take a bath. Lionel? Lionel! Someone should do a choo-choo on you baby! "And if my thought dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine." Jimmy Carter. I can do an impression of a St. Bernard better than you. Nya nya. Mark Dwarfman. Profs! Practice in reality sessions held daily. Outside World, Inc. Tokens wanted for El-Ed course. I ride everyday. Ed El. What was that? Write it down and we'll make a crassified out of it! Devito One primary wanted to make my Secondary-Ed class complete. Call Ed Secondary. I've got the plop plop's, I still need some phiz's for my Phizz-Ed class. Call Ed Phizz. I'm pissed and I want equal time! Why aren't there foot grenades? April 28,,1977 Signed Wm. Kane Signed Dr. Scholl
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