October 7, 1976 Fenderbender Returns When we left off last week, the U.S.S. Fendeibender was about to be attacked by the KUngon destroyers. Shlock’s proposed plan was questioned by Captain James T. Jerk... Shlock: Captain, if you had read you* intelligence summa ries more carefully you would know that the Klingons are egotistical enough to believe that their mere physical presence has scared us to death. Capt: “You’re really down on Klingons, Shlock. Capt: You’re really down on Klingons, Shlock. Shlock: Well, you can’t have much respect for a bunch of fierce fags with runny makeup, Captain. Capt: Okay, let’s tiy it Scotty: (over intercom) Ay, it’s not going to work, Captain. Capt: Scotty, go stuff a toilet But before you go, shut down all power systems. Scotty: But I can’t take responsibility... Capt: Bit doesn’t work, I don't think any of us will survive to make the court martial. For All Your College Needs 4 •RECORDS • TAPES ♦ HEAD * SUPPLIES Th* Nsw K.C. and Sunshlns Band Eric Clapton- No Reason To Ciy 24 jV. 2nd dt y&miduly Sh. 236-9222 OPEN DAILY: OUR EVERYDAY LOW PRICE..M.79 Finally...A Downtown Discount Record Store Mr. Sulu: All power down Captain... Klingon cruisers closing in... Capt: Phaser all fires, Sulu! Sulu: What Captain? Capt: Shoot the Goddamn things!! 13X111,1, ffooooff pbuuuuuui ffoooooff waaaa pkuuuuuun Capt: Great idea, glad I thought of it 1331111 blaaaaa boooooomll Shlock: ft appears Captain, that we missed one. Capt.: Sulu, rotate your' azimuth and fire. Sulu: Rotate your own az turkey, it was an honest mistake! And you can’t fire me ’cause I quit! zzzzzzzz blaaaaa boooooom 11111,11 I33JJJ3J.IJ3JJ. Shlock: ft appears a moot point as the Centerfold has just found us and destroyed the Klingon vessel. Damage control reports three leaking toilets, a broken soda machine and the ham burger grinder on deck 20 is radioactive. Capt’; That’s normal. U-whora, raise the Centerfold and have her follow us home. Let’s get out of here. 10:00-10:00 C.C. Reader Startrick 111 Captain’s Log, Stardate 769310809.31. The Fenderbender after having returned to Starbase 12 and being given enough free time to consume three chilidogs and five bottles of Pepto-Dismal per crew person; except Shlock, who ate Chinese with no aftereffects; has been detailed to run a shipment of the new anti stupidity serum to the planet Poloxs 3, where it is desperately needed. And as soon as we find our starcharts to that part of the galaxy, we will do it hi the meantime, I’d like to suggest to Starfleet that they either remove chilidogs from the Starbase menus or increase the number of toilet facilities on Starships. COMMUNITY PSYCHOLOGY The PSSC Graduate Asso ciation is sponsoring an open forum/orientation meeting for all students and faculty in or interested in Community Psy chology. The meeting will be held in the Black Cultural Arts Center, W-132, Thes., Oct 12 from 6:00-10:30. Students who have a little time before, in between, or after classes can stop by for at least a few minutes. There will be many re sources available that should prove to be very helpful to obtaining ones degree in Community Psychology. All of us will be there, faculty and students, to meet each other and address certain issues. Written material on the program will be available. Forms will be there so that one can be included in the PSSGA student/ faculty directory, a very important resource. Forms and information on the APA, PPA, APGA, American Personnel and Guidance Association and the PPGA, Pa. Personnel and Guidance Association will be available. Their will be various sign-up sheets for various committees relating to the graduate association of this program. General announce ments are alos likely to be made. For people into Community Psychology, this is one meeting you do not want to miss. PLINKING Jim Paul, chief of Security Police, would like to meet with everyone interested in the formation of the marksmanship Club this year. The chief suggests meeting in the lobby of the Security/Admissions/ Placement Building at 6:30 pm on Thursday, October 7, 1976. All parties interested in either competitive shooting or just plinking, please be there to express your desires. XGI Reporter By Keith Millison The fraternity’s first meeting was held Tliesday, September 28th at 9:00 pm at the Middletown American Legion Post Anyone who was unable to attend the meeting for any reason can make the next one on October 12th at the same time and place. Tbpics of discussion at the last meeting were the fraternity’s first keggar which will be held on October 23rd. Look for posters around the school to announce the time and place of the keggar. The fraternity’s keggars are always a big success and alot of fun, so make sure everyone comes out and have a good time. Also discussed was the upcoming Blood Drive on October 14th which benefits not only the members of the fraternity and their family, but also the students going here at school. Each year we have a certain quota of blood which the school Capitol's New Admissions Counselor Dr. Robert E McDermott, Provost of Penn State- Capitol Campus, announces that Lisa J. Dromgold has been named Admissions Counselor. Prior to her new appoint ment Ms. Dromgold served as Admissions Counselor at Capi tol on a temporary appointment basis, filling the position of E Ramone Segree. Her duties include acting as a liason person between Capitol Cam pus, Penn State Commonwealth campuses and other area community colleges, recruits ment of new students, evalua tions of transcripts and campus interviews. Ms. Dromgold received her B.A in American Studies from West Chester State College, and her master's from Penn State- Capitol Campus. While attending West Chester State College, she was active in theatre arts and was a reporter for the student newspaper. Ms. Dromgold was also a member of Alpha Psi Omega, a national honorary dramatic fraternity. Ms. Dromgold presently resides in the Middletown area. Page 3 must meet in order for all of us to be covered, so I urge everyone to donate a pint of blood on October 14th to help everyone. It’s a good feeling to know your pint of blood might save somebodys life or your own. Under the heading of Sports Report our bowling team got off to a great start on Wednesday night by sweeping all 4 points. Congratulations to all members on the team and keep up the good work so we can bring the trophy home. Anyone inter ested in being a substitute for bowling, there is a sign up sheet in the fraternity lounge. Our flag football season starts this Thursday, October 7th at 5:00 pm against the Bender Brothers. Anyone who hasn’t signed up or participated in practice can be there at this time and possibly get into the game. Let’s have everyone come out and support the teams even if for some reason you can’t participate. BIBLE STUDY The Maranatha Bible Study Club of Capitol Campus invites all students, faculty, and staff of Penn State to join in their bible study/fellowship to be held every Wednesday from noon until one o’clock in room W-135. The club is entering its third year and wishes to make an impact on the campus and the community. Please join with us in our efforts to reach this goal in the furthering of Jesus Christ’s ministry through this dedicated club. Continuing the policy ini tiated last year, the Reader will gublish the names of the SGA enatora who attended the SGi meeting, and also the names oi those who did not Present: Cliff Eshbach Ray Martin Carol Uhlig Beth Kopas Chuck Aleksy Katie Fee Terry Gallagher Vem Martin Kitty Nestor ’ Proxies: John Stemick
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