FEBRUARY 28, 1975
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For Sale
1970 Chevrolet Camaro
automatic, mags much
more. Excellent condition
$1595.
Brian 652-6715
FOR SA LE
1971 MG Midget, Dark Blue
excellent condition $1550.
Brian 652-6715
FOR SALE
BSR Iteetrotergraphic stereo frequency
equalizer. Has fire frequency ranges.
Half a year old. Will sell for 550.00.
Connects to any .amplifier with tape
monitor. Call Pete at 944-0508
For sale, Mobil* home 12 X 80, 2
bedroom $5,800. Call Fred 652-1542, 1
mile from school.
FOR SALE
Electrophonic AM/FM Stereo,
two air suspension speakers
and tape deck. 100 watts,
music power. Two years old
and in very good condition.
First offer with $lOO.OO takes
all. Tom, 367-4979
Harmong Sovereign 12-String
acoustic guitar. Ampegll two
channel! amp with tremolo
and echo chamber. Make offer
Mamiya-Sekor 35 mm 500
model and case. $120.00 Also
pre-set 135 mm lense $35.00.
Craig 944-3971
Mercury '63 Power brakes, 2
new tires. Runs good. Ne
gotiate price or just give me
1 / 4 lb. Mexican Check out.
Cathi,
1965 Chevrolet Impala. Just
inspected. Good running con
dition. Radial tires air con
ditioning. p.s. p.b. Radio
$350.00. Call C.Wley 898-2366
after 4:00 weekdays
Sony Stereo Receiver Model
STR 6050 eighty watts rms has
capacity for two tape decks.
Turntable, Auxiliary very good
condition. $l5O firm. This is a
$3OO receiver also two column
speakers six feet high each
has four 15" coaxial speakers
after 6 p.m. 233-1887
FOR SALE
Must Sell! 1968 Suzuki 500 cc
-Exc. Cond. - Engine re
built - only 200 mi. - Best
Offer - Call Ken 533-6561 or
W-138.
PERSONAL
Ride needed Saturday, Feb 22 to GRE
testing center at Franklin and Marshall.
Call Kathy 944-0053
Olson Revealed
Hello friends, my name is Gary, and I write the Jimmy
Olson stories. It was never intended that my identity
remain secret, for all my friends know that I am the person
behind Jimmy. Please don't be offended by the material in
the stories. I never intentionally planned to cut-up any
person or group. Perhaps I'm lust taking an absurd look at
absurd situations. If we can't laugh at ourselves, what can
we laugh at? In the process, I must respect everyone's free
will and philosophies--and you must recognize mine. But, if
you call me "blasphemous", or say that my material is
"trash", then by all means, SHOVE IT!!! Gary B. Mac
chioni doesn't miss a trick.
OUR COVER:
Photo by
rTrra--im.T9
SERVICES
Want a portrait done of your
favorite person? A favorite
snap-shotturned into a work
of art? A unique poster? I
work from any photograph
(if legible). Your choice of
media. Rates relative to
media and time con
sumption - but Low! P.R.J.
Smith, 73 Roop St.,
Highspire. 939-3040.
SERVICES—WiII type term
papers and other material.
Experienced typist. IBM.
Electric. Very low cost. If
interested call Mrs. Beaver
at 564-0414. Do not be con
cerned about pick-up and
delivery I have a contact on
campus.
SERVICES
5-String Banjo Lessons.
Scruggs-style, 3-finger
Bluegr'ass. Old-time frail
ing. Call Mark 944-0053
Weddings and portraits
photographed by profession
als. Also custom dark room
work for photo essays & term
projects. Color, B&W, and
slides. Push processing. Pro
fessional quality. Reasonable
rates. See Market 833 A Nelson
Services
Radio T.V. Repairs. Black
and White and color, tape
players etc. All work is
guarranteed for 90 days.
Reasonable. Call John.
House calls 944-2401.
HOUSING
lung and attractive female student
desires male roommate to share apart
ment. Applicants must be open minded
to new ideas. Call Tanya at 944-7752.
An equal opportunity roommate.
Reward offered to person who finds a
suitable apartment in M-town for stu
dent and dog. Please lease message for
Lisa Yaffe in W-110.
Desperately needed; one roommate,
Scranton Inn. Preferably Squirerly
Squires, have nuts and inviting tree to
roost in [present roommate will share].
Call Scranton Inn or Scratch on the
door between 2 & 4 p.m. Hot lips
Kapacs, Fuzz McGraw and Pollack.
RIDERS WANTED
To East Stroudsburg area.
Leave every Friday from
Capitol Campus between
3pm -spm. Return Sunday
between 6pm-Bpm (via
Route 78E, 22E to 33N).
Call Al at 944-7076.
by Gary B. Macchioni
No more I
I WATS Line? I
C.C. READER
The Hot Lion is a weekly newsletter published to keep the
Capitol Campus community informed of all activities on, or
concerned with, the Campus. Everyone should please feel
free to use this service by obtaining the entry cards in the
Student Affairs Office (W 105), filling them out and leaving
them there. Deadline is Friday, Noon, week prior to date of
publication.
Feb. 28 - 2:00 p.m. NOW Meeting -
Location TBA. 6:30 p.m. Foreign
Film "Bicycle Thief" - Free -
Auditorium . ATGSB CLOSING
DATE
March 2
center
March 3-7 - Student-Faculty Photo
Exhibit - Gallery-Lounge
March 3 - 3:00 P.M. - Social Committee
Meeting - Middle Earth.
Mar. 4 - (Tues.) 7:30 Planning Meeting
of XP (Chi Rho), the Catholic
Community on Campus at Seven
Sorrows Rec. Hall, Race & Conewago
Sts., Middletown. For ride or in-
tate
Civil Service
Reps To
Visit C.C.
Harrisburg ---
Representatives from the
State Civil Service Com
mission will be on campus at
Penn State University,
Capitol Campus, on Friday,
March 7, 1975, to alert
prospective graduates to
civil service opportunities
with the Commonwealth of
Pennsylvania.
Staff from the Com
mission's recruitment office
will present a brief slide
and-tape talk, "Effecting
Responsive Government".
Following the talk, in
formation about current
examination programs will
be available. Questions
about state job
requirements, starting
salaries, and employment
opportunities will be an
swered.
Sessions will be held at
9:00, 10:00, and 11:00 am,
and 1:00 pm. State civil
service tests for govern
ment careers in ad
ministration, education, and
natural science will be given
at 2:00 pm. Applications will
also be accepted for social
services, administration,
and museum and library
positions.
Students interested in
state government op
portunities may obtain
further information about
the State Civil Service
Commission recruitment
presentation at the college
placement office.
FEB. 28-MAR. 7
1:00 p.m. MASS - student
A Cat's-eye View
I found the following story
(letter?) still in my
typewriter one recent af
ternoon on my return from
school. Funny thing is, the
only inhabitants of my house
when I'm out are my three
cats:
I understand that you
(and other cat owners) think
you are indispensible to us,
and if it weren't for you, we
wouldn't have a place on
this earth. Well, honey, let
me tell you, you're way off
base! There are only a few
things that you really do for
us, and they are way out of
proportion with what we
cats do for you.
All you have to do is feed
us, change our litter boxes,
and take us to the doctor's
when you think we're sick.
And those few things,
believe it or not, do keep us
happy. On the other hand,
it'll take a lot of space to
detail what we hard
working felines do for you
spoiled humans.
In order to keep you
happy, we have to play with
strings, attack things that
aren't there, and do all sorts
of other Silly things just so
you can laugh and con
stantly squeal "isn't that
cute!" in our sensitive ears.
When you're lonely or just
want to do something with
something, who is it you go
and disturb out of a sound
sleep? You guessed it us!
You jolt us of our com
fortable warmth and pick us
up and start rubbing us and
'expecting us to purr. Have
you ever tried purring when
you're still half-asleep? It
ain't easy, believe me.
formation, call 9445677 or 944-933
ask for George or Sal.
March 4 - 8:00 P.M. - BSU Meeting
BCAC. 12 Noon - Sickle Cell Anemb
Presentation - Film & Lecture - Dr .
Cheston Berlin.,
March 6 - 6:30 P.M
- Middle Earth
March 7 - 6:30 P.M. - Alpha-Omega
Players - "Where are You Going
Hollis Jay" - Haitian Cuisine & Play -
Dinner Theatre. Student w-meal
tickets $1.05, others $2.50 - Student
CF
by I. Luv Katz
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- Head Shop Meeting
Anyway, if we don't feel like
purring, or can't clear our
throats in time, vou think we
hate you, or some other
stupid thing like that.
Then sometimes we'll find
a bathroom that's more
suitable to us than that
gravel-pot you like us to use.
When we use it, you get very
unreasonable and use
violence on our delicate
bodies. I mean, really! We
always take the trouble to
cover it up, and yet you still
get angry. I just don't un
derstand why it upsets you
so.
Well, back to how we
benefit you: You'd probably
freeze to death on these cold
winter nights without us to
sleep with you and keep you
warm. And where would you
snap-shot photographers be
without us to take pictures
of? We always provide you
with apt subjects. Like the
time I was asleep in my
food-bowl and you sneaked
up to me with that awful
bright I ight and woke me up.
In times like these, I'm sure
every cat would like to take
a big chunk out of that
human's hand.
All I'm really trying to do
is plead for a little un
derstanding as well as love.
Put yourself in our places.
After all, we're always there
when you need us.
Well, you'll be home from
school soon, and I wouldn't
want to startle you by
having you see me using
your writing-machine. I'd
hate to think of all the fuss
you'd go thru.