Page 3 HIS Cot)Po,/ GooD Fog: $42•50 V I ANtaT9LEy " 4. . 3:151 ,111- T orr\ mi ,, c s- 71 r7-. soGilem & s• - 1. RECEIVE P FREE Fv.i 4h ssee. • ..... am. sr am our imp OM am am is. am oar *Ea Letter Critical of COBCSG Continued from page 2 formation concerning the Faculty Senate position and election was sent to the Behrend Campus SGA President. Also a tentative agenda for the March 15, 1980 meeting sent out prior to the meeting included another notification of the election to be held. Still another opportunity was provided to have nominations on the ballot and have ample knowledge for the election was at the COBCSG Meeting on the 15th of March. Behrend representatives at this Bye-Bye V.B. Another outstanding season of inter-mural Volleyball has spiked to a climatic close. The final standings are as follows: In the Men's Division, the Scrockers stole first from the Behrend Roofing Company which in corporated itself into a close second place. In the Women's division, the Perry Power-House pummeled the Buccos, purloining first place for themselves. And the Young and the Restless, were just that when they took the sting out of the Stinger Bugs in their relentless pursuit of first place in the Co-Ed Division. Because of Spring At Behrend?! Spring had definitely arrived at Behrend. Bill Bianco and Chris Clifford were catching the disc in front of Niagara. Spence's head was poked out of his third story window taking in the view and Random Ed was gleefully playing in the mud and flinging it at my window. I was beginning to think that there wasn't any Spring in Erie, just two months of Summer between 10 months of Winter. But I got into an extreme case of open-mindedness and rejected my "I wish I was in Pittsburgh" attitude long enough to open my eyes to the fact that Erie can have a nice day. The first signal to me that Spring had sprung, was when a flock of birds glided overhead. I was sitting on a bench drawing a iscape. Suddenly I noticed .iat the material on my sketch pad had arrived all over my hands. I didn't mind that though, because birds, an essential part of Spring, were here. The only thing bad about them is that Starlings return too. I just wish one year, that they would get lost and all fly to Wisconsin. Along with the birds, arrive the flowers and the grass. Flowers I can stand, it's the grass that comes with Spring that is terrible. In the last few years, I've become an enthusiast of artificial turf. I'm sick of grass. For, unfortunately, I have . a father hobby it is to cut MON-TIIOV. AS I: RECIOICLED , meeting should have picked this up. As for having resumes of each candidate's qualifications, this was the responsibility of the nominees. The nominees had over a month to get their qualifications to my office so they could be printed up and sent out with the ballots. Only one chose this avenue, out of the 7 (seven NOT TEN) who ran. The point then as to why COBCSG did not provide additional resumes is because there was none to send the delicate balance of talent between teams, this year proved to be even more keenly corn petive than last year. And next year??? Why is Four-Mile Creek called Four- Mile Creek? The first ten people who bring the correct answer to this question written on a piece of paper along with their name and address and place it in the Collegian box at the SUB desk, will win a pass to the Millcreek Mall Cinema. grass. He loves mowing the grass about three times a week starting on the first day of Spring, with a push lawn mower, no less; my father claims that power lawn mowers are a waste. "They're dangerous. They can catch a rock in the blades and throw it across the street and kill all our neigh bors." Cutting the grass to please my dad is nearly impossible. He just comes home from work and does the lawn all over again. Our lawn is so well groomed, that the blades of grass are just like thousands of little needles when you fall on them. A while back, some officials from the PGA saw our lawn. They were so im pressed they wanted to sign my dad up to do all the greens on the tour. My dad declined, saying that it just wouldn't be the same without being able to use his trusty push mower. Grass always reminds me of losing. When I look at big fields of grass, it reminds me of my little league baseball days. We were a team that even the "Bad News Bears" couldn't stand to watch. We were so lousy, our own parents booed us. A big inning for us was when someone on our side got walked. The crowd would give us a standing ovation when the other team didn't bat a round. Our biggest season was when we won 2 out of 20. Both times we won when my friend Skinhead called up all the players on the opposite . team, and_ pretended to be their- manager. He told them Intramural softball beings! This year's intramural softball leagues include 31 men's teams and 7 women's teams. Teams play on Monday and Thursdays until the 24th of May. Games will be played nightly at 5:30 and 6:20 p.m. This years teams are: Women's League The Fielders Niagara Follies Pure Perry League Whippets Larry's Ladies Walks Girls Coral Reefers National League east L.E S Funk Iron Men . . . . Troubadours Thee Pig Pen Greg's Girls . Finally, if Behrend Campus students are not to be represented on this year's Faculty Senate, they should also be concerned that they are get ting at least their representation at COBCSB. COBCSG holds only 4 meetings a year and sometimes it is hard to find the representatives from Behrend Campus. This is not a judgment of the current representatives, as some have been involved and helpful. However, the point should be made that in the past, representation has been less than adequate. I trust this clears up the issue from the side of COBCSG. As Coordinator for this office, I am open to comments and suggestions. In fact, the next COBCSG Meeting will be held on April 19, 1980 at University Park. I hope to see all of Behrend's COBCSG representatives there. Thank you. Sincerely, Victor M. Verbeke Coordinator-COBCSG that the game had been can celled. Voila! Instant forfeit! We took them anyway we could. Another thing that blooms in Spring is high school hookey playing. Springtime is a great time to go fishing, especially Carp fishing. Those who fish for Carp, fish for fun. Carp can, in no way, be called "game fish". Carp, as we refer to them, are rats that can swim. Carp are big and dirty and sickening. They stoop to the lowest fish levels. They would even eat - my sister's peanut butter surprise bread. Sick fish, those carp. In the spring there is only one thing better than carp fishing. That's ridiculing people with fake tans. For some reason, there are always a group of girls who desired an early tan more than anything in the world. Springtime is a fine time to display the old legs if you're a female. But the legs don't look that nice when they resemble Casper the Friendly Ghost's girlfriends. Most girls who get a fake tan, go the QT or fast tan route. QT, makes a person go from tan looking to orange looking. They look like they should be peeling their legs instead of walking on them. Spring and carp are cool, but Girls with fake tans aren't. Pretty soon, instead of having fake tans they will have real sunburns. Ah, Summer and the immortal line. "Don't, ,touch me -there.- I• have sunburn." Captain . . . Karen Deger . . . . Rose Geary Crib Death. . . . . . Lori Knieter The Muthers . . . . Sue Dicanzo Beach Bums. Liz Russell Mad Dogs and Englishmen . . Kay Kasnovic . Perry Stompers . . Judy Sclarsky 5.1.A.8.W.A.N.A ......... Captain American League West Bob Dolak Sos of Thunder Dan Yansinsky C.R. Hutchinson APD Fred Rossi . . . . Josh Corner - •Degraders Dr. Hostetler . . Dave Gaugler JOWAD Dan Johnson Bo King Perry Dix,___.-- . . se.-4- . Denny Hickman Greg Zemanski . i ., Keggers pk, .. Matt Carnovale . 0 ci 4dat '1" If ...i .. . --...-,.. 114 0,4 .41 - • Student Claims Continued from page 2 and perfect that man can't possibly please Him without the grace, or unmerited favor, that He gives to those who repent and believe. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever should believe in Him should not perish but have eternal life." (John 3:16). God placed all our sins and wrongdoings on Jesus Christ, His perfect Son, who had committed no sin. Therefore, anyone Who comes to God must come through faith in Jesus Christ, and repent_ from his or her sins. Repentance - : doesn't just mean being sorry but also turning from and avoiding evil of any kind. The Bible clearly says that there is no man who is righteous and none of us should think that we are an exception. We all are in need of God's redeeming grace through His Son Jesus. Remember that our God is a loving God, but He is also just. National League West 14 Hilti Jeff McKinney 15 Queebs Dave Nibbler 16 Ciko's Bruce Massof 17 Baby Snakes Bill Bianco 18 Master Batters Rich Sharie 19 Spring Training Jamie Gorndt American League East This is God's only plan of salvation and he or she who accepts it and receives Jesus Christ as their personal Savior and Lord will inherit life eternal, but the one who turns away will be eternally separated from the Lord. If you have already ac cepted Christ then remember that the Lord has given us the ministry of reconcilation. We are to tell others that Christ is God's -orAy:-way_ - - - to - a fight relationship - with - - Himself. -- If you - haven't accepted Christ yet, He is waiting,. turn to.Hirn.and you will see thaTt 7 Fre - 79 11ie - Way, the Truth, and the Life." There is a Christian meeting at Keith Hagenbuch's home at 5031 Jordan Road on Wednesday nights at - 7:00. All- are-rnore •than welcome. On Friday, April 25 at 7:30, a Christian rock band will be playing in the RUB. Look for signs. May God bless you. Joe Fornear Behrend Collegian . Rich Norris John Crister . . Richard Lesh Dave McKelvey John Guth Tom Pyne
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