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Mil
e "I'll Just Have One More" Martini
z. gin or vodka
oz. dry vermouth
olives
1 automobile
1 long day
1 diminishing attention span
1. too many
Combine ingredients. Drink. Repeat.
Mix with sharp turn, telephone pole.
Never underestimate 'just a few.'
Buzzed driving is drunk driving.
U.S. Department of Transportation