The Behrend beacon., February 26, 2010, Image 6

ML;
he "I'll Just Have One More" Martini
oz. gin or vodka
12 oz. dry vermouth
3 olives
1 automobile
1 long day
1 diminishing attention span
1 too many
Combine ingredients. Drink. Repeat.
Mix with sharp turn, telephone pole.
Never underestimate 'just a few/
Buzzed driving is drunk driving.
U.S. Department of Transportation