Friday, January 25, 2008 By Jeremy Korwek jdksoo9@psu.edu Humor Editor ome say comely is an art, other say it is a sci ence. Personally I think it is more like a religion. One day a long, long time ago a hunch of people got together, mostly men. Primarily because they were sexist pigs at the time but also because women knew when men got together in large groups they were going to either start a war or form a secondary societal structure that would define their lives for thousands of years. When humor began is was outlawed, the earli est comedy clubs developed the first "Knock ur LA Corresiondent, Je Pohl is confronded with the two ori.inal muses of corned Mingtoity I tried to look up at the sky last night to read the ftn, but it was really cloudy and it got cold so I Avent Inside. I guess that means winter in Erie Sucks. Aries March 21-April 19 Your significant other Capricorn December 22-January 19 —As soon is cheating on you. Yes, this is true for every Aries as you have a chance grab a fortune cookie. Take in a reletketship. If you're not in a relationship the paper out, read it, re-read the fortune and take then you dodged setteritiushense*** , * •it to-heart—Keep that fortune on hand) whoever i tErr *Rao Aulned advice; make it yor mantra.. in bed; „ tdet and Careful , because I e hee. was 'ratting forever for you to shut the hell up. Leo July 23-August 22 -- Cloverfield: What are Taurus April 20-Mity 20 You may be in an you waiting for, see this movie! Also, buy a large unusually assertive mood today, and this can be coke at the theatre and oppose music downloads. played to your advantage if you plan ahead. I rec- One nation, one people, one Volkswagen. Rock contend against kidnapping someone to • make over London, rock on Chicago! them watch a slioleshow. That might be coming on Aquarius January 20-February 18 —Your friends to Strong. in high places will surprise you with a newspaper i*imOt (:*lhigier 23 - November 21 The clouds will put and the sky cracks open / And God him self will reach his fucking arm through / Just to push yOU down / Just to hold you down. Sorry, I unts listening to my iPod when I wrote yours. I for got what the real one was. Gemini May 21-June 21 Winter is intensifying and it can be frustrating, but try to keep a steady mind and prepare for spring. Now's a good time to work on reinventing yourself, but that is not a cue to dress up as Hunter S. Thompson. Dressing like Hunter dcsan't solve anyone's problems, just ask Hants: On the Ori in of Humor Knock" joke as passwords. When a person whould knock twice the guard whould ask, "Who's there" and the person whould have to respond with the correct phrase and quckly in order to be let in. Another development that humorists can be credited for is the well know "fish" symbol from Christianity. During the days when humor was outlawed people would indicated the closest com edy club by drawing an arrow shape in the dirt. Soon with all the fishermen that attended comedy events, the indcator changed into a fish. Part 2 next week Sagittarius November 22-December 21 Uninstall all those gaudy-ass Facebook applica tions. Don't argue with me. Cancer June 22-July 22 -- Y'know how the can cer symbol is a crab? Well guess what? page dedicated to you. Happy Birthday Jerry! Virgo August 23-September 22 Just a warning, you're well on your way to becoming the crazy cat lady. If you're a male Virgo, your fate is equally grim. Sell your Warhammer figurines and find a life outside of Metroid speed runs. Pisces February 19-March 20 With the poten.: tial of the 2008 election, now is as good a time as any to electrify your interest in politics. Before heading to the voting booth, ask yourself: "Whom do I see winning in a bicycle joust?" HUMOR The secret to humor is surprise.-Aristole." CONTRIBUTED PHOTO Laugh Out Loud Cats #24 Adam "Ape Lad" Koford Don't Forget to Validte your Parking Mike Le The Behrend Beacon I CONTRIBUTED PHOTO CONTRIBUTED PHOTO
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