I The Behrend Beacon HUMOR Friday, May 4, 2007 So long and thanks for all the laughs. . . - IN HY.nIH. , ~ No.y , xl ,, Her 4 21. f, THE BEHREND BEACON ... . r- -, - :- l ir l / [ ' I' j _ 1....) _ J..., r rj I /1 - 1 ) - P , , Fr i a„,,, ,;,,,,t. ~ thr(w o frid.oi, tiept. / 3 ~, oci 1 , 4 S ."; - .Zl:t Here's to you, Mr. Emo Kid KELL , ; • 77 - • Top sof the week... kAtbi-t. d i k.e. 4 8 Friday 9 Saturday ()Sunday I I ,11ondati HELL FOR BEGINNERS ' ql --r s ,s i; ,.•,-'7,..7', 1, ~ ... ..,, ... - - ~ • :7,',, - -..:.. - :2.,:%°,, :: - , -s' ; -',.:.:- 1 , •Ls.'- , _J. ' ;,:'..... - ~... .... ,:-. ~ 7.1, 1 :. '.. 1 ',.;",.„ 1 '..71 1 . 1 ; . . , . . . 11 ; ~ ; ;, ~ I;,. ~;;.; -.;,,,1c10 •.;11...'t -=-.= - - - A o• - • , • . 1 s s ~, ...,...s., . , • 7.- i s,ss. - 1 41 . . • ' - , ...... , 1 ) liteSilil// 1 3 I%;eibiesda y 4 l hurst/at/ 151 'witty ..:" - i .7.'.^ . - Professor falls billionaire M. --- ''''''' A history of the Behrend Press . ' Random rants and ramblings .-- . , , • . 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