6 I The Behrend Beacon Friday, September 15, 2006 HUM PE Top sof the Week A message from dear old Dad -L Jane Anonymous —«||| contributing writer By Brad Kovalcik ■ yf,j s j s an actual email from a real Behrend student's father contributing writer \ j jg « Notice: Alcohol should only be consumed by those of legal drinking age and only Once again, rapper Sean Combs has changed his stage J * n mo^era^on name, at least in Great Britain. Combs’ current stage Due to liability concerns Aunt Mary Jean has decided to limit you and your name. Diddy, was already being used by a London friends to only one drink at their house or tailgate. The good news is that Uncle based record producer and Combs was forced to alter Bill is in charge of the cups (see attachment). the year old nickname. This has inspired... Love, Dad 1. Puff Daddy - The original, you gotta love 2. Puffy - (circa 1995) Seems so huggable at this stage HI YM 3. P. Diddy - (circa 2001) More dancy, I like that. 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