They came, they saw, they kicked some butt... \l f i or they begged to see their pictures on actual newsprint Everything else you probably did not want to know about Crafty Barnardo and Miguel Sanchez by Ben Ktmdman editorial page editor Ina BUDPOT budding not so long ago, a Labs• new‘poper was found next to the Behrend Beacon box, and then, in one short, sweet semester. the BUDPOT Behrend Underground Dispatch Post Obsen , er Times) grew up to accomplish...well, we don't really -J esus " bum; but it was pretty damn fiumy. We 44 , ren't going to let the men behirul the 'pot get away without one last intetTiew R.K. A wise man once said "graduating college in four years is like leaving a party at 10:30." How long has the BUDPOT staff been in school, and how much longer do they plan on staving in school? Crafty liarnardo: This was my seventh semester at liehrend, although that's not my official standing. I'm transferring to Robert Morris in the spring, where I'll probably have to go three semesters before graduating. Miguel Sanchez: Forever! One more semester. \k'a all of the money you spent to publish the BUDIN Yr worth it'? Miguel: Nope B.K. Did you get any compliments from professors, or just complaints ut 'juvenile humor" and "wasted talent'?" Crafty: I had one teacher tell me she liked it, but that's B.K. How many hour a week went into producing the BUDPOT? Miguel: Between writing the paper. getting it printed. dktrihuting, GMing. updating the \ vebsite, etc. probably B.K. I loss ii try cases of beer iltri bottles of liquor went into prixhicing the lit DpoT es ery week? Nliguel: A 11" 'lad l'rafty: Vs.e drank a sh**load before BUDPOT ever exlqed. ihoul2b. B.K. I las Ixting a \s utter for a tterni -famous underground newspaper helped anyone on the BUDPOT staff pull any tall ' Santa Claus. After all, he crawls down our chimneys and brings us Lifts such Chia Pets and toe socks. Now, I don't know about you, but I want Santa to continue this trend. I !,? free presents First off, Santa is the only obese man that's welcome to sneak into my parent's house and L.!! So why are we feeding him treats like cookies and tarts? Do we want him to have a heart ill !, sure don't! He's already a big guy with high cholesterol, so one should feed him celery and per h Low-Fat Fig Newtons, if anything. Let's treat Santa Claus better. After all, who else would hire a bunch of midgets to make purr p: sents? I sure wouldn't! I'd be all about the Hooters girls...ho ho ho Crossword ACROSS 1 E xtrernely small particle 5 Eurasian vipers 9 Easy touch Fiji's capital 15 Fly like a butterfly 16 Small crowd? 1/ Yeah, sure 18 Actress Kudrow 19 Chestnut-and while horses 20 Magic word 23 Lower digit 24 Astro follower 25 Sets free, as pigs 27 Early release 30 Lookalike 32 Blazing 33 Kind of squash 36 Coffee server 37 Doles (out) 38 U T book 39 Power to which a base is raised 42 Labyrinths 44 Andes beasts 45 Dead 'uns 46 Zorba's land 48 Chinese ship 49 I see! 50 Sherlock's science 56 Part of VCR 58 Klutzes 59 Keystone State port 60 January in Oaxaca 61 Married woman 62 Statuesque 63 "Boy on a Dolphin" star 64 Pentyl 65 Open-handed blow DOWN I Home to billions 2 Ernest of country music 3 Ended 4 Bullfighter 5 Blazing 6 Trombone feature 7 Tower city 8 Knile thrust combined Kool @ 2001 Tribune WOW Sevres*, Inc AN rights reserved. Solutions 9 Peculiar 10 So it's you! 11 Socialize (with) 12 Mortise partner 13 Sycophant's replies 21 Nat or Natalie 22 Half-pints 26 For each 27 Actor Newman 28 '6os hairdo 29 Instigator 30 Bader Ginsburg and Buzzi 31 Gossip-column pair 33 Alpha follower 34 Computer operator 35 Soviet news agcy. 37 Silent actor 40 Pub quaff 41 Des Moines river 42 Like pre-stereo 45 Armed thug 52 Wound 46 Chairman's mallet seriously 47 Horned 53 Kind of contract pachyderm 54 Colorado 48 Trice tributary 51 Home of 55 Canine sound Hawkeyes 57 Afore sound 43 Short socks Crafty: What is this "tail" you speak of? Miguel: We found a cat outside...does that count? B.K. As far as "bang for the buck" is concerned, what type of alcohol does the BUDPOT staff prefer? Miguel: Cheap white zinfandael Crafty: F m more of a gin person... as far as beer, I'd go with MGD or Molson Export B. K. Is having two marijuana references contained within the name "BUDPOT" a coincidence or is it somehow intentional? Crafty Barnardo Miguel: Define "intentional"... Crafty: What marijuana references? B.K What is the best way to scam a drink off a 35-year old woman at the bar? Crafty: Chicks having their 35th birthday at the Plymouth love Miguel for some reason... Miguel: I only kissed that one...but she didn't even buy me a drink! B.K. Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or jump off a 3(X) ft high bridge? Miguel: Well, the 300 ft fall would take longer than a Tyson fight, do the math. Crafty: I'd bite Tyson's ear off! ILK Does the BUDPOT staff have an official "hangover cure," or does it favor the traditional. Bloody Mary? Karl's Krazy Korner! Santa is Cool Friday, December 7, 2001 Crafty: We continue tube mid \Hip 'll,l It .I , Morning Relief, combined ith 112 lilt .11 i B.! Flow much fun a hatiel nt HP \ Miguel: Not very fun until Crafty: Once that hapixaN • ; 114 11111 possibly be put int() word), B.K. Was Harvard~ National I aiiitx ton tht to start the fill1)1'01 or did BEACON sucked' Miguel: We WM hatiicalh 111'4)1101h\ frotn The Onion on Conan one Crafty: On a side note, we a; it 4 ni feedback from National I.ampt s B.K. Which Baldwin hrothci ! into a fight, Royal Ruinhlc ' Crafty: Haven't you seen l'he is harsh! Miguel: Yeah, we met I\lc !quit! , in N ltql! B.K If you could oul liqcn h your life, what would it he' Miguel: 'llleSong'lliat Nt: \ 1.10 . 111 Crafty: Probably ilk. Hill of 1 , . Be Giants B.K. What i s one thing that lit111cm! L 11,1 ,I be more attractive to potential Emil, Crafty: Get rid of the I.:FA I I l.,!! away BUDPOT all scnic , ,tet Miguel: Relcate. B.A. Wh habitat' Miguel: I don't know. \ll,!t kind , Crafty: I think I ha‘c one IR nn , nr, B.K. If you 1.!ot would it tle'' Crafty: I 'VC )Wl IVI ,k 11! II I !!1 striaihten hr.; n0 , , k2 k nit Miguel: Steven Seagal 1 . 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CAPTAIN RIBMAN In Mallstrom LE TTS C:' OO THIS RIGHT. 00 THE GLOVES FIT/ - . Alit 'Mr 4 4 'la II YOU BET' fl- Recipes for You! Peanut Butter Balls Ingredients: I c. peanut butter I C. powdered milk 1/2 c. honc\ Preparation GOLLY, IT'S FROM PRESIDENT BUSH! The Behrend Beacon (;,111iitc/ Nliguel: SI,dC ('olk•gt• "Puckei Crafty: Dnink rhi k< 'Miguel: Sour Craft : 14)111 the [kw, !Miguel: Stile College liciculi Crafty: I ~•tture and Wi 1(0,20 "Katic Craft: Pcp.,l lillll . l aSis me why cause 1 don't I lut hick Craft: Miguel: Kt w)nii I 11W1let 1,, ('rafts: liaui Nliguel: I Liin‘ Vaal ('rafty: 1)4 wi i, thc Dom \ lipid: I hr monki. 50(...C1 Nl,llll', lia,tain taking Ali} ucl: \ kVe//. ‘+. hin 1)(1‘ C. 1111, (Ilia\ I HOPE HE'S NOT GIVING ME SOME FANCY MEDAL. LLY O'KEE Page lla hei NP-...., rengelmeyer & Davis HE EXTENDS HIS GRATITUDE FOR YOUR STAYING OUT OF THE WAR ON TERRORISM. E WWW.MRBtUY.COM
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