Trick or Treat! _ 1 , //I C'N - \ A ___. - \ Not long ago, I went to a local pizza shop. I called in advance to expedite my order, planning on getting my pizza carryout. Upon arriving, I noticed how odd the young men behind the counter looked. They both had long hair and looked at me funny, almost as if they were paranoid. I received my pizza and looked in the box to make sure the toppings were correct. To my utter dismay, I saw the pizza was not what I had ordered. Instead of my usual pepperoni topping, I saw my pizza was topped with pep peroni and bits of marijuana. "Hey," I said. "You put weed on my pizza. - The young man waiting on me turned to his co-worker and plainly stated, "Dude, you're smoking the oregano.- I didn't know whether to smoke or eat my pizza Crossword ACROSS 1 Ostrichlike bird 4 Help' 7 Medium 14 Backtalk 15 Eisenhower 16 Like very narrow roads 17 Against laws 19 Afternoon show 20 Bathing au nature) 22 Determine weight by lifting 23 Pop 24 Tendon 27 Clarinetist Shaw 29 "Death in Venice' author 31 Actress Blanchett 32 Regret 34 Cleansing agent 36 Quaint hotel 37 Tourists' totes 41 Adler and Benson 43 Ring legend 44 Workplace watchdog grp. 46 Part of lOU 47 Womanizer 49 Whopper 51 Island group 55 Steps over a fence 57 Ivey or Elcar 59 Dilettante's painting 60 Crucial times 63 Limerick's river 65 Ancient period 66 Listening attentively 67 ___ and tuck 68 Holy sister 69 Paris' Les Champs 70 South African golfer 71 Social insect DOWN 1 Inventor Gray 2 Dairy farmer, at times 3 Exalt 4 Indication 5 Approves Kool Karl's Kraz ©2OOl Tritium Mali Stivien, Int AN rghls rogmervAd. Solutions 6 Rarely 7 Blue-and-yellow fish 8 Ginger cookie 9 Abominable snowmen 10 Outpatient facility 11 Finger flaw 12 Made of: suff. 13 Third grade 18 Whole 21 Lupin° and Tarbell 25 Sicilian peak 26 Harmless cysts 28 Continental dollar 30 W. alliance 33 of Eden" 35 Church seats 37 Crow calls 50 Word with tire or search 52 Tomorrow, in Tijuana 53 Use more firepower 54 Missing 38 Scads 39 Of war 40 Subtle differences 42 Intro 45 Actor Alda 48 Fails to pass "The Pizza Shop" 56 First name of 70A 58 March follower 61 Nary a one 62 How clumsy of me! 63 Haggard novel 64 Actor Linden kt. ix - • .... :,. poi 'VA ..kiige: :,.,-,: ~,,,„, .„„,.::, •,.::::,:„..,,,,,..-- , Friday, November 2, 2001 From Bob the Builder to Tiger Woods, Behrend enjoys Halloween! Korner! Anyone caught stea(ing Xeres ideas wit( 6e at tacked Oy rattid Yetis and then, after ()erns mau(ed, they wilt 6e thrown Into a pile of manure...face down. We we(coNie your hutv•orous submissions. Send they" to 6ehreoßeaoGeorti The Weekly Funnies DITHERED TWITS The Former Dr. Nick Finds yet another way to Carnegie Ha 11... malpractice, malpractice, malpractice. ._.:,.,............. , .. -..'''' - -el - tirT) ill '..... '.... iltiti„:. PHOTOS BY KELLY WALSH \,_ 1 ~ _/ ~~ /~~ ~ 1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Soak potato strips in ice water for 15 min utes. We want your recipes! —441 414 Send your submissions to behrcolls@aol.com. And don't cop out and raid your mom's recipe box. We want recipes from college students, for college students! __A , • .........: . , ....„ . ....., . .. . . . - .... . ......... ~ %.,.. ~ .• • , :AVi.„:„„, , 4 • , 1,74 . ; . ,:,,,,,,,,:.,. ~...1 .. . ..... .- • .., )i st, 17..../ - - . i.' - : , .. -•':, .. Recipes for You! Baked French Fries Ingredients: baking potatoes sliced into strips pan spray salt & pepper -- to taste Preparation 2. Pan spray two 9x13-inch cookie sheets. brain potatoes, pat dry, and place on cookie sheets. Bake for 30 minutes, or until golden. Salt and pepper to taste. The Behrend Beacon Page K , ....
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