FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2000 The weekly column which asks if there is intelligent life out there THAT'S A BIT STEEP, ISN'T IT? In Finland, there are no set fines for traffic violations. They are linked to a driver's income. As a result, 27-year-old dot-com millionaire Jaakko Rytsola was grabbed for doing 40 in a 25 and fined $71,400. LOVE IN THE AFTERNOON: Patrick Hayes had a passionate encounter one afternoon in an apartment in Pittsburgh with Jewel Vermillion, an enchanting dame he had met not long before. And he didn't stick around long afterward either. The tryst, which took place 59 years ago, produced a son named Jack Hayes, at least according to the very same Jack Hayes, who is currently trying to get an inheritance from Patrick, his alleged father, who died in 1998 at age 84 without leaving a will. To prove Patrick is his daddy, Jack had him exhumed for DNA tests after a 21-month court battle. Results are pending. CAR, CAR, CAR, CAMEL, CAR: Motorists on the southbound highway to Ludwigshafen, Germany, told police they thought they saw a camel running along the road. They were right. The beast had escaped from a nearby circus. Police herded him into a courtyard where they captured him. Figure out the quote and who said it by figuring out what these letters translate to Your clue: W equals D "ADY RGPW PC'R G WZQD WDGU." lift iiihnussiodd One Topping Pizzas 1111111 VIII illostallisessioNaledallUitammile NINO emu 111 Dili 311110 INK Two Large, $1111 , 99 Valid for cooly at partiespatinektatiorts through 211212001 by Mike Pingree TMS Campus EDZXED H YSRV -SZB tiR i T 4 1 1 4 z N. I 140 Happenings in Eri Swing Dance at Asbury Barn, 7:30- 11:30 p.m The Erie Philharmonic presents "A Night in Ne Orleans," at the Warner Theatre, 8:00 p.m. The Erie Art Museum presents Brad Mehldau Trio, Erie Art Museum Annex, 8:00 p.m. Maritime Lecture Series: Author Jerry Altoff discu African Americans in the American fleet during the of Lake Erie, at Mercyhurst College, 2:00 p.m. Dr. Ursula Goodenough speaks as part of an ongo Science and Religion lecture series at Mercyhur College, 8:00 p.m. Crossword ACROSS 1 Flowed back 6 Studio apts. 10 Club fees 14 Welsh dog 15 Medical fluids 16 Cross letters 17 Lion's laments 18 Fill too tightly 19 Dutch cheese 20 Short-handed 23 Ike's command 24 Implement 25 V-shaped insignia 27 Tempe sch. 30 Mr. Brummell 32 Sponsorship 33 Slow-witted 35 Ski tow 37 Santa Maria's sister ship 40 Miami's county 41 Bay on the English Channel 42 Russian ruler 43 Editor's directive 44 Part of U.A.R. 45 Remain in place facing into the wind 46 Actor Julia 48 Record 50 Ho or Budge 51 Rhine siren 54 Earl Grey and oolong 56 Alias letters 57 Exceptionally cheap 62 ____ Hari 64 Architect Saarinen 65 India's first Prime Minister 66 Topmost point 67 Lip 68 Linda or Dale 69 Facet 70 Fast jets: abbr. 71 Bo or John DOWN 1 Light beige 2 Benefit 3 Actor Pitt 4 White heron January 19 January 20 January 21 January 23 02000 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All rights reserved. 5 Get undressed Solutions 6 Moving stairway 7 Simple plant 8 French currency 9 I'll have what he's having 10 Conk out 11 Smaller than normal 12 Poetic Muse 13 Neil or Paul 21 One Stooge 22 M.B.A. or Ph.D 26 Leonardo's birthplace 27 Contributes 28 Bench or bucket 29 Not given enough credit 31 German sub 34 Stiff bristles 41 Pallor 36 Bird of 'The Rime 45 Well-educated of the Ancient 47 Eskimo knife Mariner' 49 Liveliness 38 European 51 Actor Fernando defense assn. 52 Giraffe's cousin 39 Elvis' middle name 53 Brainstorms 55 Kitchen strainer 58 Formerly, formerly 59 Scorch 60 Sea eagle 61 Twilight 63 Logger's tool
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