Page xxvixviix- The Behrend College Bacon - Thursday, April 1,1999 Features MMMbop, oh yes! Agent Katherine Spice staff writer I recently purchased what just may be the best CD in the world. I am talk ing about Middle Of Nowhere, by the brothers Hansen. The three brothers that make up this super group are all wonderfully talented and they are all so cute!!! Ranging in age from 12-18 these three boys simply pour their hearts and souls into every single one of their songs. Their first hit single, MMMbop, struck such a deep chord in this listener’s soul, so much so that I just HAD to buy the CD. The littlest Hansen, Zac, is so well behaved and has never made a fool out of himself on TV by being jerky or obnoxious. His drum playing abil ity by far outweighs any other 12 year old drummer. The middle brother, Taylor, just Dobbins is scrumptiliicious By Eric Cartman food critic The vast potpourri of gourmet cuisine at the Gazebo at Dobbins offers students a miraculous contingency to experience a hearty existence at Behrend. The Mongolian beef and broccoli offers a unique blend of flavors that reminds the ingester of the yurts and yaks. Next, there is the specialite du maison which consists of the Italian fettucini alffedo-sans warmth. Mange mange!!! The savory steak fajitas a la salmonella were a mouth-watering feast that reminded me of a night after a long day riding a burro on a trail south of the border. The day old doughnut delight added a unique twist to the endless assortment of nourishment found in Dobbins. Another capricious dish to add to the long list are the make your own waffles. Although the waffle makers are willfully temperamental, they offer another astonishing spread to the banquet. One of my personally preferred choices is the colossal cereal dispensers which offer gourmet treats ranging from Fruit Loops to Lucky ■V Intramural ■■" Red Light Green Light ENTRIES: Deadline is Friday, April 16, at 4pm ENTRY FEE: charged to your student account DIVISIONS: crossing guard, traffic cop, Mon tana highway, color- blind 3^*/ 4t ' f v IV turned 15 and is every lady’s favorite Hansen. His voice is so pure and an gelic that when he sings “Where’s the Love?” It makes your heart simply ache!! David Cassidy has nothing on this kid! Ike, the oldest Hansen at the ripe old age of 18 and a half, is the macho stud of the group. Whenever he runs his fingers along his guitar to play those deep bass lines, visions of love come to mind! After this kid gets his braces off, Taylor is going to have a little competition! The only other thing that I can say about this CD is that I can’t believe the tremendous musical ability that these kids demonstrate. In the song, “Come to You”, the boys accurately talk about being deeply in love. Oh, how wise they are for their young ages. So with that in mind, I suggest that you run right out to buy Middle of Nowhere to find out for yourself where the love is. Charms. They are magically delicious. Out of all the beverages that are presented, I was most impressed with the blue Hawaiian punch which offers a taste of the tropics. The infinite five gallon bags of milk offer neverending moo juice delights. Turkey dinner night provides a scrumptious scoop of whipped potatoes with a river of flowing luminescent yellow gravy. The stuffing includes a pageantry of yummy bits of fresh bread and tiny specks of liver. The atmosphere of Dobbins is a titillating, first rate experience that is fun for upper and lower classmen alike. The aura created by the music which is played enhances the overall enjoyment and fulfillment of the Dobbins experience. I give this astounding eatery 4 exuberant stars. Bon appetit!!! $3.57 Ml l *► ■*» TRIES: Deadline is iday, April 16, at 4pm I TRY FEE: .arged to your student count IVISIONS: full con ct, non-alcoholic Sports Blue Devils continue their reign as number one by Jason Fiorello staff writer Prior to the NCAA men’s national championship basketball game Mon day night, UConn guard Kalid El- Amin put it simply. “We plan to shock the world tonight.” He wasn’t kidding. What were suppose to be two free throws to secure the game for UConn turned out to be the winning free throws for Duke. With UConn up by one point with 5.2 seconds left, UConn guard Kalid El-Amin hit two free throws at the wrong basket giving Duke a one-point lead and a national title. Following a time out, Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski instructed his play ers to foul immediately to put UConn on the line. El-Amin took the in bounds pass and was fouled rather vio lently by Duke guard Trajan Langdon, *> sL. ' r\ C ' ..S>' ' SS ' Sirt®^teil®iSlifci!i® :^si»isteiiipi#i* '^liaiipiiiiiiia $0.12 giving El-Amin two free throws and a chance to put UConn up by three. However, apparently the foul had ruffled him so much that he sluggishly walked up and shot the free throws at the wrong basket. His free throws gave Duke a one-point lead and, as he put it himself, “shocked the world.” After El-Amin’s free throws, Ricky Moore’s full court desperation three hit the back of the rim and, appropri ately, flew out to half court and hit El-Amin in the head. “I don’t know what happened.” El- Amin said after the game while hold ing a bottle of Aspirin and an ice pack against his head. “I guess I will look at the videotape of it tomorrow”. He finished with 12 total points; 10 for UConn and 2 for Duke. UConn coach Jim Calhoun ex pressed his displeasure with El-Amin. “I think its safe to say his scholarship won’t exist tomorrow morning.” '“ll DIVISIONS: Pcoys, duck calls, duck blinds * ' I|SB Duke, who finished the season on a 33 game win streak and won their third national championship this de cade, had another way of looking at it. “We’ll take a win however we can get it” Duke coach Mike Krzyewski said with a smile on his face after the game. “El-Amin definitely is a great player, but I am not so sure I would want him wearing a Duke uniform after what he just did. In any case, he’s my Most Valuable Player, which says a lot considering he doesn’t even play for me.” “I didn’t think I fouled El-Amin that hard,” Duke guard Trajan Langdon explained while team doctors worked to put a cast on his broken hand. “But we’re getting championship rings, and that is what matters.” TRIES: Deadline' day, April 16, at 4pm TRY FEE: $0.99 arged to your student ount with de-
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