Page h - The Behrend College Collegian Thursday. November 14. 1996 Weight by Sara Prosser coilegian shift Lose mega weight without exercising, and eat all the junk tixxi you want. Does this sound like a dream come true? Well it turned into a nightmare for in Stephen King's Thinner. This nightmare begins when a very plump Robert John Burke is distracted while driving his car and accidentally hits and kills the daughter of a gyspy. The gyspy, who is very upset by his daughter's death, puts a curse on Burke. This curse was to he thinner. Now I HELLO Mother Nature! by Sheila L. Bickel Entertainment Editor HELLO MOTHER NATURE! Erie has once again got ravaged by Mother Nature and her winter blanket. Even though it's a miracle to arrive at class without falling and going off campus has become the impossible there may be a bright side to all this. When was the last time you went outside just to play in the snow? Since we have it, we might as well take advantage of it! Skiing, sledding, building snowmen (sorry...snow people), snowball fights and making snow angels are great ways to enjoy the white stuff. UNIVERSITY by Frank Cho Sog K.,0 IT = %OAT'S : kW. P4l4 ' 7 Sun. ilo 111MJKS FoR PRoni.m. Amy- LuIPAG ME TIME. um Youß Dow'T MEAN To RE FoRWARI ittrr GOING SoME WHERE RAW< UAR! wiTO6I?GoT A Mt 7/ Pool*Darts*Foosball Ib4 440 0 0 Sand Volleyball Party Where The Students Art ( VVP,MY Eve 9 till 2 ry 17 &up w With Student 21 — flonclitG OUt - r ill° Meet Our Student Staff Meet Students From Gann on Behrend Edinbor o MercPurst loss nightmare know that this sounds like the answer to many of our prayers, hut when the gyspy said "thinner", he meant "THINNER!" He begins to lose weight rapidly and can't understand why. As he progresses to near skin and hones he finally figures out that the gyspy must have put a curse on him Burke spends movie trying to ti get him to remove The ending is really corny, and to tell you the truth, quite stupid. The movie is so unbelievable, and it is one of those films that leaves you with a hunch of unanswered questions at the end. Playing in the snow For the athletic type, Holiday Valley Resort located in Ellicottville, NY will he deciding in a few days whether it will he opening this weekend. A national atraction. the Inn at Holiday Valley was recently recognized as a recipient of a 1996 National Ski Area Design Award. This award measures resorts on ascetics and functionality. Holiday Valley has several new features to offer the public. The resort has recently purchased a snowboard park groomer and a high speed quad chairlift that reduces the ride from 14 minutes to approximately 4 minutes. For those who are into fun hut not all the physical intensity try • SWIT‘ I HOPE 'YEAH, ra NOT HAVE A CHEST NAS ry cou) cow. 4f, (;)WIIAT IMAI6 SURE. hao ANIMALS. I IpJouLD niEINWS AS HELL IF I WAS TAKING 001 THE MOST GoßGEour GIRL on) CAmPuS HELL ,ScRE6t) 'MAT THE MOST QDKEour GIRL tr 4 111 E WIIoLE FRlCeope 317t1L ARE 4 ~ry~~ All Schools Party Here I must admit that I was a little disapppointed in Stephen King. The movie just did not live up to his name I won't spoil it and tell you what happens, although maybe I should. That would save you $5.75, and you wouldn't even have to go out in this nasty weather. Thinner does have some interesting moments, and the makeup was well done, hut other than that, not much can he said. the rest of the inti the gypsy to the curse. If you are still interested in seeing Thinner I would recommend waiting until it comes out on video or at least at the dollar theater. sledding. Closer to home, the ski slope behind the Science Building is great as well as the hill behind Tiffany Suite. Or why not get out a little aggression and have a snowball fight with your friends? Warning no throwing them at the buildings or you run the risk of getting referred. And who can resist revisiting their childhood and make snow creations? Snow angels and snow people can be made right outside your residence. Add a scarf and some facial features and you got a new friend. So go outside and enjoy yourself. Besides, after your done, it gives you an excuse to go inside and drink some hot cocoa. 'Cut WITH A 100'V/ CHEST ukt THAT IT g CoULD BE FATAL. A. MApsI,SHE . S So FEAuTi fuL, Wow GuyS AND SOME GALS WUo WOULD GIVE THEIR LEFT Kit*E JUST To SIT NEYT To HE R MY MAID WouLD BE RACING To ANSWER IF 111 I S 455-7647 Danceclub WHAT? I'M ul4 %MEM ( SoRRy. You 'THREW MC FROM my . yuP, WOULD Q 3001 iN MY B °DTI aMk R N I4 ow HT sq e‘ Have a friend that has no car and is always Ling about no being able to go anywhere? Then get them a Pass! For $lB they can go to the mall and Peach Street area Buffalo Road and the Eastway Plaza with two trips for free without having to scrape snow from the windshield or wait for the car to warm up. . ** Hate earring a million bags at once? Any packages bought during your shopping sprees can be safely stored on the Blue Bus** Fa. la-la. 1L la: Miss that Christmas tradition of caroling? Day trips are in the planning stages now. If interested you can contact the RUB desk (x 6242) and leave a message for Barbara Doud (you're friendly bus driver). 27 Moo goo gai pan pan 28 Field of Queens 31 Not up to snuff 32 Vietnam city 33 Cartesian conclusion 34 Advertise 36 "Monty Python" opener 37 Nimble 38 Mork's second home 40 Scale member 41 It gives one pause 43 Pacific Ocean discoverer 47 Past 48 Unisex garb IFir4o I ADMIT ONE I L J Cover Fr College Students Do wn . 7ir s V Disco Up Fri Current 2 peace Clubs $1 prinks AVIYX SVZOWSNY deV. 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