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the butt of all the jokes on those
late Friday nights at college spent
over pizza and old issues of YM
"Say Anything").
The cliche summer romance
before college was Tom. At least
he was goal-oriented.
He was obsessed with death and
decided to join the army in order
to become a mortician (he said he
like the "fluid" they put in them -
whatever).
He was so pitiful, he started
crying on the phone because he
was leaving for basic training
(while I tried to quiet the 50
people behind me with pop, pizza
and twister).
I never went out with him; he
was scary. I even had my
brothers make up stories so that 1
could stay away from him. I told
him we'd always be friends
(friends, OK, but anything closer
was borderline the things my
mother warned me about growing
up) and that I'd write from
school.
Upon arriving at school, things
began to look up. One of the
main reason every girl attends
Behiend is the 3:1 male: female
ratio (Maybe they should print
that one in the books to get
students here. But why ruin the
ratio for those of us already
here?).
My friend, more desperate than
I for "opposite sex attention,"
became interested in one of the
guys who lived above me in
Tiffany.
Destined to be more like "Dear
Abby," I preceded to set up Sue
and the guy (Greg) for a date.
But through making plans with
Greg, I realized that this was not
the guy for her - but he did fit
nicely in my future plans.
I set Sue up with Kevin from
Lawrence (they didn't make it
more than a week).
Though my love life has been
a set of stairs to trip, stumble and
fall on, I have managed to stay
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with Greg for almost a year and a
half now.
I guess one of the best Cupid
stories is from an over the phone
sales deal.
My mother, who works for a
sales representative company was
one day called by a man interested
in the program.
After finishing their
conversation, he informed my
mother that he would be going to
the Bahamas and would get back
to her after returning.
My mother, being the "people
person” she is, asked him to send
her a postcard. And he did.
She called him to thank him
Several supportive phone
conversations later (both were
divorced and provided support to
the other), he came to visit my
mother.
Upon visiting and meeting
each other face to face, they
continued their phone
conversations.
(Get this girls, he even mailed
the engagement ring in a cracker
jack box. Romantic or what?)
Many considered my mother
crazy. Even though 2,000 miles
separated them, the relationship
flourished and continued.
We sold everything except the
dog, packed up and U-Hauled
across the country where I've
been stuck in Pittsburgh ever
since. Frank has been my step
father for the last seven and a half
years.
Maybe there really is a Cupid
out there.
By the way, I do still write
Tom. And so far, he hasn't
embalmed anyone yet
I said yet
by Michelle Gruendl
4th semester BIOBD
Linus:
I miss your cuddling!
Kitten love babydoll.
Tlnk:
„ Stroke my keys.
Happy Valentines Love: your phat
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Snookey!
Love, Me
Valentine's Day
Your awesome Val.
Please be my
Valentine.
Love, Aaron.
Greg,
I'll love you always.
Love, Puppy
I'm sorry it keeps
falling out!
Love, 0.8.
Jennifer and Jerry:
I miss the bed
falling.
Love, Jessica
To apartment 305
Have a GREA
Valentine’s D
Little one
have I ever toll
that
I Love You
Krzywlckl- Thai
for fulfilling all 01
fantasies.
Dearest Cuddle-Bug:
rm ""ZtiT yOUr T ® ™» Mom:
I —htua Tnrph" ® SOber.
Love- The Torch .Love Russ
Folino-
Happy Valentine’s
Day to my Theta Phi
Alpha sisters and
our new members.
I love you alii
Pam
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Congratulations to
our newest &
sweetest member.
Love Brothers of
KAP
To my big brother:
Love you lots.
N.
Hello Beautiful!
I can’t wait until
tonight!
Your Phantom Lover!
Jennifer Bernier-
To my one & only!
Love ya forever!
-Brownsboy
Sweetheart, I'll love
you forever. Keep
bringing me
pleasure lll'bum.
Crlsty,
You are a serious
beach babe!
Love ya,
-Ponch
To all my WPSE
"Sweethearts" - God
loves youl "Mother
Mentch
Dean Lllley,
Thanks for being my
biggest fan!
-Elvis Presley
To Bryan,
Hey baby wanna
wrestle?
Love you always,
Stacey
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