Thursday, February 9,1995 f _ To Smalley r mm mMMBmk M * m & Rocky, 4P thanks tor MM§ the fun. Love, Presto Cu P id V m - e eye instead <9* \ V mm the butt of all the jokes on those late Friday nights at college spent over pizza and old issues of YM "Say Anything"). The cliche summer romance before college was Tom. At least he was goal-oriented. He was obsessed with death and decided to join the army in order to become a mortician (he said he like the "fluid" they put in them - whatever). He was so pitiful, he started crying on the phone because he was leaving for basic training (while I tried to quiet the 50 people behind me with pop, pizza and twister). I never went out with him; he was scary. I even had my brothers make up stories so that 1 could stay away from him. I told him we'd always be friends (friends, OK, but anything closer was borderline the things my mother warned me about growing up) and that I'd write from school. Upon arriving at school, things began to look up. One of the main reason every girl attends Behiend is the 3:1 male: female ratio (Maybe they should print that one in the books to get students here. But why ruin the ratio for those of us already here?). My friend, more desperate than I for "opposite sex attention," became interested in one of the guys who lived above me in Tiffany. Destined to be more like "Dear Abby," I preceded to set up Sue and the guy (Greg) for a date. But through making plans with Greg, I realized that this was not the guy for her - but he did fit nicely in my future plans. I set Sue up with Kevin from Lawrence (they didn't make it more than a week). Though my love life has been a set of stairs to trip, stumble and fall on, I have managed to stay To McDoneitall, I know you llko it on topi •Bob I LOVE YOU and I KNOW IT! Heavy anti-armor, Infantry atudl I want your body, NOWI Hayl with Greg for almost a year and a half now. I guess one of the best Cupid stories is from an over the phone sales deal. My mother, who works for a sales representative company was one day called by a man interested in the program. After finishing their conversation, he informed my mother that he would be going to the Bahamas and would get back to her after returning. My mother, being the "people person” she is, asked him to send her a postcard. And he did. She called him to thank him Several supportive phone conversations later (both were divorced and provided support to the other), he came to visit my mother. Upon visiting and meeting each other face to face, they continued their phone conversations. (Get this girls, he even mailed the engagement ring in a cracker jack box. Romantic or what?) Many considered my mother crazy. Even though 2,000 miles separated them, the relationship flourished and continued. We sold everything except the dog, packed up and U-Hauled across the country where I've been stuck in Pittsburgh ever since. Frank has been my step father for the last seven and a half years. Maybe there really is a Cupid out there. By the way, I do still write Tom. And so far, he hasn't embalmed anyone yet I said yet by Michelle Gruendl 4th semester BIOBD Linus: I miss your cuddling! Kitten love babydoll. Tlnk: „ Stroke my keys. Happy Valentines Love: your phat _ D ®y . computer. Snookey! Love, Me Valentine's Day Your awesome Val. Please be my Valentine. Love, Aaron. Greg, I'll love you always. Love, Puppy I'm sorry it keeps falling out! Love, 0.8. Jennifer and Jerry: I miss the bed falling. Love, Jessica To apartment 305 Have a GREA Valentine’s D Little one have I ever toll that I Love You Krzywlckl- Thai for fulfilling all 01 fantasies. Dearest Cuddle-Bug: rm ""ZtiT yOUr T ® ™» Mom: I —htua Tnrph" ® SOber. Love- The Torch .Love Russ Folino- Happy Valentine’s Day to my Theta Phi Alpha sisters and our new members. I love you alii Pam .