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JUST THE THING WHICIVE 61U8T1AVE 0-- lAOWISIbit - titize l lo ccononiiieiwhen money is scarce. You should study your interest by supplying your wants at tbe first class store of C. N. BEAVER. North-east corner of the Diamond. lie does business on the only successful method, viz: by buyine his goods for sash. The old fogy i lea of buying goods at high prices and on long credits is K*111:::::;21[100:;.413 Call and examine our fine stock and don't be RUINED paying , 20 per cent too much for your goods else wh err. We will din:ergo, 'he community to show forth a more coroplAe stock of ' IIKES, all of the very latest styli's soil to suit all, at C. N. BEAVER'S. B OUTS, all kinds and prices, at C. N. BEAVER'S. SHOES, of every description for Men% Ladies', Misses' and Children's wear, at C. N. BEAV Ell'S: - C.LOCK.S, every one warranted and sold by _ C. N. BEA VER. --TRUNK - B,of all siz , s. the veryles also warranted and sol 11y C. N. BAEVER. VALISES, of every kind, also very cheap. at C,N —BE AXE ICS_ H ATS, for Ladies, Misses and Children, a fresh supply received every week and sold by C. N. BEAVER. NOTION'S, a Lull -line as follows, sold by C. N. BEAVER. - PA PER COLLARS, for Men and Roys wear, the most complete and finest assortment in town, by C. N. BEAVER"" — HOSIERY, of every kind , for sule, I , y C. N. BEAVER. GLOVES, for Men and Boyawear, ac U. N. BEAVER'S. SUSPENDERS, for Men and Bova wear, at C. N. BEA VER'S, CANES AND UMBRELLAS, a complete stock at C. N. BEAVER'S; BROOMS AND BRUSHES, or the very best kind, at C. N. BAR VEIL'S. TOBACCO, to suit the taste of all, at C. N. BEAVER'S. CIGARS, which cannot Le beat, for sale. by C. N. BEAVER. SNUFF, which we chalenge any one to excel in qualitjtrfor sale at C. N. BEAVER'S._ INK and PAPER, of even description. - at C. N. BEAVER'S. CANDIES, always fresh ton, for sale, at C. N. BEAVER'S. SPICES, for sale CRACKERS, of every kind, at C. N. BE kVER'S. INDIGO BLUE, C. N. BEAVER'S. CONCENTR %TED INC, for sate, at U. N. BEAVER'S. KEROSENE, of the very I eat,—Pitts. se . C N. BEAVER'S. LAMP CHIII NIES also, C. N. BEAVER'S And many other articles not necessary to mention. We now hope that you will give ua a share of your patronage. We are indeed, thankful tJ you hr past patronage, and hope a cent:nuance of thee same, and itina;n vows fluty, CLARENCE I\..IIEAVER. Waynesboro', June 2, 1870. The World Renowned MEDICIN-E si Dr s. D. Pahrney k.Son's CELEBRATED PREPARATION CLEANSING TUE BLOOD. WILL CURF., SCROFULA, CUTANEOUS DISEASES, ERY •SI PELAS, BOILS, SURE EYES, SCALD liE AD, PIMPLES, and BLoTCHES ON THE FACE, TETT ER AFFECTIONS, old and STUBBORN ULCERS, RHEU MATIC AFFECTIONS. DYSPEP SIA, COSTIVENESS, SICK HEADACHE, SALT • RHEUM, JA UNDICE, GENERAL DE bILITY, CHILLS AND FEVER, FOUL STOMACH, TOGETH ER with ALL OTH ER DISEASES AWING FROM IMPURE BLOOD AND DISORDERED LIVED. TRY ONE BOTTLE OR PAACKNE And be .eonvi reed that this ' mcdicire is no kurnbug Soli by all Druggists. C74&:CMICI O MT. Dre. D. Fahrney & Son's Preparation for Cleans ing the Blood is COUNTERFEITED. The gen uine has the name "I). FA HRNEY & SON" on the front of the outside wrapper of each bottle, and the name of Drs U. *fmy & Son's Preparation for Cleansing the Blood, Ilooneboro, Md.; blown in each bottle. All others are COUNTER FRIT. Rec ollect that it is Bra. 11. Fahrney & Son's Celebrated Preparation for Cleansing the Blood that is so uni versally used, and so highly recommended; at d do not allow the Druggist to induce you to take any thing else that they may say is just the same or as good, because they m Ike a large profit on it. PREPARED BY Drs. .D. FAHRNEI & SON, DOONSBORO, MD., lad Dr. re D. Fahrney, Kedysellle, hid Be sure to get the genuine. None genuine tin ? /en signed - D. FAIT RI% EY & bON. SW by Dr J. B. Mimeses, Wayne6bore ; Dr. J. Beessocere, E B Wism, Quincy; TIMMONS Sheds drove. june,o- Gnaw] [II 1 g The above cut shows the ONLY GEISER • A (4IINE now built under the immediate eye of the old inventors themselves, with all the additional im provements mane during the past 18 years, and now withfirst class workmm and material this mschine justly stands high up above all ot, ha class. As a Thresher it is equal to the best, as a Cleaner it issu perior to any existing machine. This is admitted by all honest competitors. lndeed it is the only machine - that really can, by one operation, thorough ,ly thresh and clean grain fit for market. Hut the fact that grain direct from this machine commands from 2to 3 cents a bushel move than grain direct frlm any other machine, settles the question of its superiority, as a cleaner over all others. Impartial judg , a at all the Slate and County Pairs where if was thoroughly and practically tested, in competi tion withlut her leading machines, always agree that it is more simple—more easily understood and op erated by those unskilled in machinery—more dura ble,— threshing as much and yet cleaning better— with le=s power and more comfort to hands than any other machine in use—and besides all that is sold fur less money according to capacity. These facts are further attested by the thousands of pur chasers, some of whom have had them in use for the last 18 years. To supply the wants cf all, we now make 4 sizes, viz: From a 2 Horse Railway I 'acture, • 3 11 -- ' - or , Aorse Lever Power, toe ten Horse ...ever power, with prices ranging from $l9O to $314 without power. We also make the latest im moed triple-geared. - 11cnr - i - t -- !,.PMsers suitable for ch size-machir - •ani s!' each-size-machine ranging from $9O to $13 5 , and all fully end fairly warranted.. For further infor— mation send for Circular and Price List. Responsible A gents wanted in territory not intro• duced. Address THE GEIaER MANUFACTURING CO., WA V HEBBORe, Franklin Co , Penns See Here Read This ! 'THE subscriber has just returned from the East II with a large stock of Goods, such se BOOTS. SHOES, GAITERS, BALIVIO RALS and all kinds Boots and Shoes for Men and Boys, Women, Misses and Children„ _which he is selling at prices that will please. HATS OF EVERY STYLE for Men and Boys, Caps of all the leading styles to suit and fit any head. - We brought our stock cheap and are determined to sell accordinglyf Notion's I Notions t Notions C. N. BEAVER'S American, Swi-s and English; Seth Thomas and 13. they Clocks. deway of eve* , description for Le dire, Gents. Misses and Children at &catty_ reduced prices. Finger Rings, a large stock, pl rin Gold, Fancy Sett, qhased and Fancy Finger Rings; silv er and other Plated Rings hi greet variety, watch chains, Guards, Rams, Bracelets, Charms, Sleeve Buttons. Gold Pens and Pencils; watch chain hooks keys, &c, Trunks, Canes, Umbrellas, Baskets, Mats, Valises, Carpet Bags, R. R. Bags; Tobacco, Cigars and Snuff. Candies, Fruits, Raisons, Nuts and Confectionaries of all kinds Come one, come all, and—buy. Thankful for past favors he hopes by a desire to please to merit a Metal share of public patronage EZEKIEL ELDEN, MITE undersigned having refitted and added all 1. the West immvements to his Mill, (formerly Fr Ants's) announces to the public that be is now manufacturing a superior article of FAMILY FLOUR, which will be _delivered to persons at market prices. He has also on hand a supply of MILL STIIFF of all kinds, which he will wholesale or retail at the Mill, or deliver if desired, at the lowest market rates. Having refitted his Mill with the most improved machinery he feels that he is enabled to give general satisfaction. Ilia Flofir an sacks can be had at lichrs Groce ry, where orders may be left. The highest market price paid foe WHEAT delivered at the Mill. COOPER STUFF wanted. mar 24—tf] DAVID PATTERSON. GREAT BARGAINS FOR CASEIN • PIKESVILILEI Ronan & rEtAlint intend doing a regular cub business. commencing the Ist day of:April, I 870. They are determined to sell goods as cheep as they can be sold. All they ask is to give them a trial. They are very thankful for past favors and hope a continuance of the same. WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSVLVANIA, THULIUM , MORNING, DECEMBER 29, 1870. GEISER'S PATENT SELF-REGULATING GRAIN SEPARATOR CUM B OIRfID PHU No Implement more Important to the tanner than a FIRST-CLASS GRAIN THRESHER AND CLEANER—for none Paye him so well and apeedi- jan 21.—tf] NOTICE 1 READ THE LIS7. Shirts . and Drawers Gauntlets, Suspenders Driving Gloves Paper Collars Fur-top Gloves Buck. Gloves Hosiery Sheep Skin Gloves Wool knit Half Hose w Li sle Th rea d Gloves Cotton 1184 Bois Wool-knit Gloves Germantown Half Hose Butte? flies Black Silk Ties Fancy Sill( Ties Broad End Ties Lndies & Gents Pa cuffs Linen Handkerchiefs Pocket Books Poilmonies Brushes Pocket Knives Cloth Brushes Pen Knives Shaving Brushes Nail Knives Hair Brushes Fancy soaps Tooth Brushes Perfumery Shoe Brushes Albums Combs . Pius and Needles • Reims • Lead Pencils Gum Caps Slates Violin strings Ink Note Paper Pen Houlera Envelopes Blacking Heir Oils Memoranda' To, s .. Carpet tacks Crochet Needles Fancy toys, &c &c. &e. &c. and so fourth. GOLD AND SILVER WATCHES, Oct Et 1469. FAIRVIEW MILL ! FAMILY FLOUR, ETC. NOTICE. ROUZER & FRANTZ. 1tn241.f ALzm Yziclepeiacictomt 3Va.rmll3r .I%Tevtrgsipar:•e•l•. 3PC)MITICIA.I.a. ANNIVIIRSART SONO. Another year wilt fade t9-Iwr, Another year willif siFT - 1 away, With all its pleasuras, hopes and kora. 1.4, swell the list of by-gone years. 'Twill drift away to "lales that were," And' rank among the rreasurea them; Be one, amid the, banished throng, The waves of Time have borne along. 'Twill bier away sours fairy scene, Some guilded hope, some cherished dream, Some pearly sholl from off life's shore, That wind and wage will net restore. 'Twill leave its traces on the heart, And - writeits_records_on th:Lchart That Atenery hangs for one and all, .Amid the pictures of her ball. nether-year-his-gone_estrry-__ Hoe glided to the Past to stay, And left its ruins stuttered o'er The shining sands along Life's shore. And years on years will follow on, Be added to the moments flown; And each 'shall steal some joy away, kleme cherished dream like this, to-day, n blight Eome_hmi of lii nd each eh Shall bear some loved one to the tomb, Shall hush, fot aye, some harp of song, And esatter rust the chords among. -- Then let us ever strive to live So,that each fleeting year mty give Some good r - port of 1 Thor done, Emu glad account of battle Won. Th~t when the last on is fled,• --And we .all numbered with the dead, We'll meet w here "pirtinge are unknown," An, angel hand around God's throne. - IVICIISCS23TE.RIA.A.N"K. WHAT FIVE DOLLARS PAID. Mr. lletriot was sitting in his office ono day, when a lad entered and handed him a small slip of paper. It was a bill for five dollars due to his 'shoemaker, a poor man who lived in the next square. 'Tell Mr. Grant that I will seas this soon.' The boy retired. Now, Mr. Herriot had a five dollar bill in his pocket; but he folt as if be couldn't part with it. Elo, acting from this impulse, he had sent the_boy away. Very still eat Mr. Her. riot for the next five minutes; yt4=hitHrireits were hwy. He was not altogether satisfied with himself. The shoemaker was a . poor man, and needed his money as ma as earned —he was not unadvised of this fact. 4 1 almost wish I bad sent him the five dol 'are; said Mr. Ilertiot at length, half audi bly. He wants it worse than I do' 1k mused still farther. 'The fact is,' he at length exclaimed, start. ing up 'lt'e Grant's money and not mine; and what is more, ho ,hall havo it.' So aayiog, Ilerriot took up bis hat and left the office. 'Did you get the money, Charles ?' maid Grant, as Lis boy entered the shop There was 'a great deal of earnestness in the shoe• maker'e teoes. 'No, sir,' replied the lad. 'Didn't get the money ?' 'No. sir. ' 'Wasn't Mr. Harriet in ?' 'You, sir, but be said it wasn't convenient to-day.' 'Oh, dear, I'm sorry ?' came from the shoe maker in a depressed voice. A womerrsitting in Grant's shop when the boy - cameio, had now — risen - , and was on the counter; a look of disappointment was in ber face. 'lt can't ho helped, Mrs. Lee,' said Grant. was sure of getting the money from him; he has never disappointed me before. Call in to.morrow, 'and I will try and have it for you.' The woman looked troubled as well as dito appointed. Slowly Shit wetted away and left the shop. A few rnioutes after her depart ure, Barrio: came in, and, after some words of apology, paid the bill. 'Run and get this bill changed,' said the ehoemaksr to his boy the moment his cus• tomer bad departed. 'Now,' said he, as soon as the change was placed ihands, n his take two dollars to Mrs: Lee, and three to Mr. Weaver across the street. Tell Mr. Weaver that am obliged to him for having loaned it to me this morn iog, and sorry that I hadn't as much in the house when he sent for it an hour age' wish I had it, Mrs. Elden, but I assure you that I have not,' said Mr. Weaver, the tailor. 'I paid out the last dollar just before you came in. But call in tomorrow, and you shall have the money to a certainty' 'lJut what am Ito do to-day ? I have not a cent to bless myself with : and I owe so much at the grocer's where I deal, that he won't trust me for anything mere' The tailor looked troubled and the woman lingered. Just at this moment the shoema ker's boy entered. !flare are three dollars Mr Grantborrow ed of you thia mornipg,' Said the !ad.- 4 le - 1 says be's sorry he bade t the money when you sent for it a while ago.' . flow the Tams of the tailor and his needle woman brightened iustautly, as if a gleam of sunshine bad penetrated the room. litre is just the money I owe you,' said the former in a cheerful voice, and he hand ed the IMMIX the three dollars he had la. eeived, A moment After and he was alone, but with, the glad face of the poot woman, whose need be had - been able to supply, dis tinct before him. Of the three dollars received by, the needle woman, two went to the grocer on account of her debt to, him, -half. a dollar was paid, to an old and needy coloied woman who had earned illy scrubbing, and who was' waiting Mrs. —Weaver's-return—from—the - tailor's - to get her due, and (hue be able to provide an evening and morning meal fur herself and children. The other half dollar was paid to the baker when he called towards evening to leave the accustomed loaf. Thus the poor needle wo man bad been able to discharge four debts, and, at 'the same time re establish her credit lame the largest portion of the food consumed io her little family. And now let Us follow Mre. Lee. • On her arrival at home, empty-banded, from her vis it to the shoemaker, who owed her two dol. fare fur work, she found a young girl in whose face were many marks of suffering and care, awaiting her return. The girl's countenance brightened as she came io; but there was no answering bright. nese in the countenance of Mrs. Lee, who immediately said ad very sorry, Harriet, but •Mr. Grant put me off until to morrow. Ho said be badu't a dollar•io the house' The girl's disappointment was very great, for the smile she had forced into life, instant. ly faded, and was succeeded by a look of deep distress. 'Do you want the money very badly r asked Mrs. Lae, io a low half choked voice, for the sudden change in the girl's manner had effected her. bit ` v yes ma am very badly. I left Mary wrapped in my thick shawl, and a blanket , wound all around her feet to keep them warm-vbut-She-was-coughing dreadfullrfrutni the cold air of the room.' 'Hasn't you a fire ?' asked Mrs Lee in a quick surprised tons. 'We have no coal. It was to buy coal that I wanted the_money ' Mrs. Lee struck her hands together, and an expression_of pain was whout passing her lips, when the door of the room opened and the shoemaker's boy came in. 'Here are two dollars. Mr. Grant sent them.' 'God bless Mr. Grant l' The exclamation from" Mrs Lee was involuntary. On the part of Harriet, to whom one dol lar was due, a gush of silent tears marked the effect this timely supply of money pro duced., She received her portion, and with. out trusting her Who with words, hurried away to supply the pressing want at hOute. A fow doors from the residence of Mrs. Lee lived a man, who, some few months be fore, had become involved in trouble with an evil disposed person, and been forced to de• fend biweelf by means of the law. Ile bad employed Mr. Hemet to do what was requi- site in the case, for which service the charge was five dollars. The bill had been rendered a few days, and tho.man who wee poor,' felt very anxious to pay it. Ile had the money all made np within a dollar. That dollar Mrs. Lee owed him, and she had promised to give it to him during this day. }or hours lie bad waited, expecting her to come in; but now had nearly given her up. There was a- nother little bill of three dollars which had been sent in to bim, and be had just conclu ded to go and pay that, when Mrs. Lee cAL ed with the balance of the money, one dollar, which she had received from the shoemaker, Grant. Half an hour later, and the pocketbook of Mr. Harlot was no longer empty. Ilia client had called and paid hie bill. The five dol lars bad come back to him. T. S. A. A NEW TRICK UPON TRAMERIL—A Boston paper gives the following account of a new trick played on travelers: - A gen.sleman recently traveling from Phil adelphia to New York fell into a chance conversation with a stranger having all the outward appearances of respectability. After some qoarter_of_an hour!e_talk,_stranger _ asked the gentleman if he would take a cigar, at the same time holding out. two cigars, ore looking like a Regalia the other smelter, such as is usually called the London size. The gentleman happening to take the larger one, being nearest him as presented; the stranger recommended him to take the smaller one, remarking that he thought it was of better flavor. After smoking about a quarter to a third of the cigar, the gentle man discovered that be was suddenly becom ing very dizzy. A suspicion flashed through his mind that the cigar was not all right.— fie immediately threw it away; but hie gid diness increased so much that it was with the gratest difficulty that he preserved his self poeiession. In a few minutes a mo copious perspiration started from every •ore of hie body, and the water fairly ran .1.1 his person. The stranger, meanwhile, was apparently sound asleep on the end of the seat. On his arrival at New York, the gentleman with great difficulty, got off the' car and took a carriage for his hotel, where ho was soon after violently attacked with vomiting, and paseed a' ery sick night. lie bad been for several years a resident of Cuba, a great smoker, and is fully convinced that the eigat was drugged, and that this is a 'new dodge to trap the unwary for the purpose of rob bery. Hcattributes his escape to the fact of hle smoking but little of the cigar, and to hie very robust constitution., The old maids at Sioux City etljoyed a - bat:quotet a hotel recently, A Blies Ken nedy made the concluding speech, and crea ted a furore by saying, 'Let others dry tut they please, as for me, I am determined to. have a a husband as soon as I can get one. And !et yrs all see to it, so that, when another Thanksgiving day rolls around, there will not be an old maid in . Siouz City. 'The ban• quo: closed with the song, 'No ono' to hue . , TUE Ibtuff or Ottiote.- I Qin'et thou loose the bands of Oriotil'—‘Jou The three bright' stars which Constitute the - girdle"or band of rion never :change, .their form; they printer • the same, relative: position to each o r and to the rest of , the conatelletiotie from year, to year and from age to age; They present preeisely the same appearance to us *birth they did to Job., No sooner does the oonstellation arise above the horizon, holism long may have been the interval since we last beheld it, than three stare appear in the old familiar position. They afford us one of the. higheet types of immutability is the midst of cease• less changes, .When, heartsick and weary - of the continual altorations we obeirve in this world, on whose Moat enduring objects and affections is writtee the melancholy doom, 'Passing away" it is comforting to look up to that bright beacon in , the beavens, that remains unmoved amid all the iCetleie Auf gers of time's great emu. Arid yet, in the profound rest °tithes. stars there is a care less motion; is their apparent stability and everlasting endurance there is a constant change. In Vast courses, with ineopeeiirable velocity, they are whirling Totted invisible centres, and even passing into new colla tions. They appear to .us- motionless and changeless, because of -our great distance from them, jest as the foaming torrent that rushes down the thespeed of an arrow, and in the wide and most vagrant courses, filling all the air with its ceaseless Shouts, appears from so opposite hill frozen by the distance into silence and rest—a mo flapless, changeletie glazier on the 'mountain side. of long ago,' said a friend 'I walked the streets of old "Amster, in Ringlaad, taking an antiquarian's interest in the scenes around -me—Avome ad vanee — reased on a remnant of Roman wall; end at the nett Roman arch es, met my view.' A little further on, the associations were connected with'ibo Plan ageuets, for yonder, Richard 111 slept the night before the battle of Bosworth Field; hire he arcked the - river soar, AS We march= ed with his army to the conflict; and here hie remains lie buried. And I could almost hear the clash of armor, and see the ill favor ed village of Riohard, as I resigned myeelf to the historic memories which rushed thro' my mind. But there was a spot of deeper interest than all these. I looked on the battered walls of Leicester. and noted !ha- bleaohes which were made by the boseiging army of Cromwell: and, a few paces farther, I stood where a rollicking young royalist soldier was posted, as sentinel within the wills—who, handing his musket awkwardly, was removed from his post,. and another man placed - there in his stead. The text moment the new see tinel was shot dead. Ilad — that fatal ball sped on its way a • moment sooner, there would have been lost to the world one of its moot loved and honored names; for, is that case, the name of John Bunyan would never have been let as a bright jewel in the corn• nal of fame:—one moment sooner, and the grand old dreamer of Bedford - Jail would have been out off, and his glorious vision of the pilgrims to the Celestial City would never have Charmed generations of men - of eta, land and tongue. Is it possible to estimate too highly the work of that one moment, which spored the life of the wild, wicked young Banyan; spared him for a total and moat wonderful reforms. thin of character; yes, spared him for a life so devoted, and for a' work so great? Old-Judge B—, of New Hampshire, was what Artemus Ward would call a osecia hie. cuss' off the beach, and was noted for his claiming acquaintance with any one whose appearance happened to please him. Enter ing a crowded car en the Boston and Main Road on• day, his honor found the only uo• occupied seat to be by the side of a smartly. dressed and rather good looking woman.— Ascertaining that the.seat wan not engaged, the judged settled himself comfortably in it, and turning with his accustomed bland, fath erly smile to hie fair companion, said: 'Your face seems familiar to me, my dear; I think I must know you.' should think you might,' sail the no. known, in a hoarse, whisky, contralto voice, turning a vindictive pair of eyes on the as tonished judge. should think you might, you sent me to the House of Correction for three months last winter you infernal old scoundrel.' • The judge did Dot press hie claim for ea quaintasce any . further is that winter. h.:UNITY IN PAILISe•-•A New Yorker writing from Paris, says; Seven hundred people have gone crazy since the siege corn ered ; the abuse of spirituous liquors is sale to have caused six hundred of these cases. J never before saw so many drunken people in the streets. People drink to drown care; they often drown reason with it. The government has established in Paris fourteen mills with 160 pairs of millstones, with TOO horse power to drive them; These mills grind daily 8,000 quintals of wheat: It is not very 'well bolted, but the flour is considered good. ANZODOTIt'OP TUN ROAD --A lawjer Ti ding through a tows, stopped at a cottage to inquire his way. The lady of the house told him he must keep right straight on for some time, and then tarn-to the right, - but said that she herself was going to pass the road he mustlake, and that if be would wait a few minutes she would show him the way. 'Well,' said tie;' bad' company is better than none—make haste? After jogging on five or six miles, the gestlemso asked if he bad not some to''the make must take. . 'Oh yes.' said she, 'We paced it two or three miles baok-rbut I thought that bad oompaoy was better than none, so I kept yob. altyg4rith E conomy is the nil doh of old age. 6112.00 Per Tonle Tun DA Ita Tuatmouv...-This is how uncle Caller, a colored preacher, disposed of the mode al baptism question • INow, bred. ren,' said be, !I hear great fun about doss. words in and into. And folks went us to be Hove that they all wean under. and dat whew the scripture speak of eo individual going down into the water, the Bible mean to Ely that fie went under the water. Now bred. ten, yonder is brudder &baton. Now 'mum some day I go over to see brudder Solomon sod brudder Solomon . very politely say— Vu. ole eater, mom into de house: do say body "apbae die her nigger would go wider de It is an old story, but a good one, that tells Of a very negligent man who was going away on a visit to rune friends. Ilia wife extorted from him a solemn promise that lie would a. bandoo his usual custom, and put on a clean Shirt eve ' ry'day. So be packed a dozen in hia trunk. When he came home again, hho wife was glad to perceive he bad grown mote fleshy ; but die , was alarmed when-on— etanaieirig his — trtiFtirc she dieeovered—t was not a shirt in it• lie had kept hie. prout• lee to mount a clean one every day, but be always put it on over the oihers, and now he was sporting around with awhole duzln .011 his bank ! A lawyer who was sometimes forgetful, having been engaged to plead the cause of an offender, begin Ly saying : know the pile• oiler at the bar, and he bearia-the-cietatol— a most consummate and.irspudent scoundrel. Bert: somebody whispered to him that the rieoner was_hia_clieut,-when-be-inittiedia-toz ly cantinued :'But what great and good men ever lived wha was not calumniated by many of his contemporaries?, n=i7:l2 In Indiana, while Mrs. Stanton was speak• iog on married life, a young clerk was so Gall pleaed that ha laughed outright. The speaker, standing up in wonted nobleness, stopped short and asked, 'are - you a married: man t 'No,' he replied. Mrs. Stanton said: 'Young man, you are entitled to the fairest bride the city can and. 'Doctor,' 8911 a lady, 'I want you to pre. eeribe for me.' 'There is nothing the matter, madam, said the'doeter, after feeling. her pultie; 'you only need rest.' 'Now, doctor just look at my tongue,' she persisted. 'Just look at it—just look at it.' Now say, what does that need?' • 'I think that n - eds teat too,' -replied the . doctor. 'Mr. Jones, I understand you said I sold you a barrel of ohlaz at had water in it.' 'No no,' was the rep ,'I only said that you sold me a barrel of 'later with a little cider in it.' 'lt is a pleasiog tbiog to reflect upon,' says Dickens, 'and lurniekes a complete answer-to those who contend for the graded! degenera tion of the human epeoies, that every baby born into the world is a finer one than the !act.' r - Qiter : 'flow often must I climb three pair of stairs befo I of the amount of this little account ?' D r : 'Do, you think I am going to rent a p es on the first floor _to accommodate my creditors ?' Dr. McMillan, of Martinsville, Ind., vs. moved the right upper jaw of a Mrs. Pellet', of that place. Other husbauda are anxious to have the operation perfcrnied in dick' families. Some ingenious biped bike a manillad to make a man rise early in the morning. A young Benedict says a six mouth•old baby can beat it to death. Seeing that life Las been given u preen , boo and full of uncertainty, fix not tby hopes upon the anticipated demise of another. Those who , will not return to the duties they have vitgleoted, can not expect to return to the comforts they have lust. Billy Maggins, who is a single an ii l hl o generally oonsid e honest, but says there are times when his germ have itched ' .4 to. hook a dress. We , Billy. A young lady at school, cogaged in the study of grammar, was asked if a kiea was a common or proper noun. ' The girl blushed deeply, as she replied io a low tone : 'lt is bosh proper and comnion. When women come to sit in the jury boa, possibly infanta may get to be criers in Court.. 'Why don't a take a seat within the bar ?' asked a lawye f is client the other day, 'My father always shred me to keep ont bad company,' rep e he other. Learn another lesson. Take etre of the momenta; for on them bang not only your future in this world, but also everlastin g things. The greatest pleasure of life is love; the greatest treasure is contentment; the greatest. ease is sleep; and the greatest medicine st. true friend. Do store-kee snit their ohrks whtt,.. they tell them to ta t up?' The most bashful girl we over- heard of wu the young lady who bloodied thee ehs wu tudiekif she had not been eowting ektep.. A guide for tomorrow—the }lO et yes terday. Keep good aoespasky os none. Neve4 L. idle. Good character is above ail this ER °k f-
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