A WauraHofVJsiirBBllGagg The trouble with thousands of women Is not " female weakness," Although many physicians suppose it is. The real trouble lies in the Kidneys, Liver and Bladder. Doctors often fail to effect a cive the right remedy. Women as well selves if their Kidneys are diseased, rrrx cure, simply because they don't as men can ascertain for them- Simply fill a bottle or glass tum bler with urine and let it stand a flay and a night. If there is a sediment at the bottom, something is wrong with the Kidneys. If there is a desire to urinate often if there is a pain in the small of the back if the urine stains linen look out! The Kidneys are ? C1l ' f ""' J diseased. 1 a MlVi t Ladies can take Dr. David Ken- ' t4 - V ( ' l tieiJy'B Favorite Remedy with perfect as. -I'tels .iMtV surance of relief. It will cure them of Kidney, 1 as certainly Liver and Bladder disorders jus' as it cures men. Mrs. G. V. DAVKNroRT, of'West Troy, N. Y., says: "I was troubled with my Kid neys, and suffered intense pain in my bnck and loins. The wife of Dr. Robinson, pnstor of the First Avenue Methodist Church, recommended Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. i I got some, and have used it ever since, with the result that I am greatly benefited. Allpnins have left me, and I am like another person." Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy is a perfect blood an"d nerve medicine. It restores the liver to a healthy condition and cures the worst cases of constipation. It is a certain cure for all diseases peculiar to females. Sample Ba&Zo Frao Favorite Remedy is such a certain cure that the Dr. David Kennedy Corporation, Rondout, N. Y., will forward, prepaid, a free sample bottle to every sufferer who sends his or her full postoffico address and mentions this paper. The fact that our liberal offer appears in this paper is a guarantee of its genuineness. All druggists sell Favorite Remedy at 51.00 a bottle. f r". . I 1 "Ji, . M """fr IMPERIAL QUICK TIME RANGE All Baking Records broken, 278 Loaves of Bread Baked in Seven Hours with but 18 Pounds of Coal. SWINTON & CO., PORT JERVIS, N. Y. T. Armstrong & Co., j Successors to BROWN & ARMSTRONG. Wo offer a lino of new Spring Goods, .UNSURPASSED AND COMPLETE. A SONG OF JOY. Joy rnme In youth as a humming blrS, (tfing hey! for the honey and bloom of life!) And ll mxde a home In my summer botvrr With the hiiiicy-sucklo and the sweet poa flower. (Sing hey! for the blossoms and sweets of life!) Toy came as a lark when the yenrs hal gone, (Ahl hush, hush still, for the dream Is short!) And I gnzed far up to the melting blue Where the rare song dropped like a golden dew. (Ah, sweet 1b the song though the dream be short!) Our point is that you need not go nwny from home to supply nil your needs, or to secure bargains. We expect to satisfy you in both particulars. DRY GOODS, new and stylish. GROCERIES, fresh and good. HARDWARE, BOOTS, SHOES, AND CLOTH ING. Any thing in any lino nt bottom prices. To accomplish this end wo have adopted a new Bystom. All our prices are fixed on a bnis of cash payment. This obviates the necessity to allow a margin for bad debts and interest. To accommodate responsible parties wo cheer fully open monthly accounts, and expect prompt pa.vmont monthly, as our prices will not enable us to carry accounts longer. Statements rendered the first of every month, and if paid within three days from date of bill, a cash discount of 2 is allowed. The same discounts given on all cash pur chases exceeding (1.00. Goods sent out will be C. O. D. 6 unless otherwise previously arranged. T. ARMSTRONG & CO., S Brown's Building, Milford, Pa. Joy hovers row tn a far-off mist, (The nlpht draws on and the a Ir breathes snow!) And I rrarh, sometimes, with a tremb ling hand To the red-Urtued clou of the Joy bird's land. (Alas! for the days of the storm and thu snow!) SOPHIA M. A. HENSLEY. Did il ill. been lifting I N lr Insoiuiiit, with whtfU I Lave bt-en unlku'd (or Over twenty years, und I can say that Cttutfireti tiave given n:e mure re lief than any other reme dy 1 have ever tried. I Khali certainly recom mend tb em to my ft lends as being ail ihey are represented.' luoa taiXAUD, iKin, ill. CANDY CATHARTIC THADI MAN MOtSTgncO rHARTIC jt PltMMnt. pRlataiiie. Potent. Taste Good. TV) QvkmX. Never Btekcii. Weaken, or Grip'. 10c. tot', 'Jjc, ... CURS CONSTIPATION. ... tt.fi taf ita tanf, CI. , Mtra.. law Toe. 3 It Stoves and Ranges. THE Round Oak For Wood and Coal. Bost Heater and Fuel Saver in the Country. New Era Radiators, Two Klro in One, HARDWARE. CI'TLk'HY, TIN, AGATE WAKt, tIL. TIN ROOFINO AND PLUMBING A SPECIALTY. Jobbing promptly attended to. T. R. Julius Klein, BKOAU KTUKliT, M1LFOHU, I'A Lndy Gerakllne Maulcverer eat In her dressing-room comfortably hab ited In dressing gown and slippers, glancing fondly now and again at a large morocco enso which stood open on her dressing-table, anil contained a magnificent necklace of diamonds. I.ady GeralJIne had just remrned from the county ball where her dress had eclipsed that of every other wo man and her diamonds had outshono all other constellations of gems and she was consequently In an agreeable frame of mind. "Dear old thing," said Lady Geral dlne, half aloud. "What should I do without you? And to think how near ly I was to having to give up wearing diamonds. What a nuisance It Is to be har up, and have debts, and a hus band that hiB gone to the dogs andf disappeared, and does not keep one supplied with pocket money. Hut I can still beat the other women thanks to my own ingenuity and no one knows but Marie, who has eyes like a lynx. Ilcipho!" Lady Uenilillne sinned, and settled herself a little more comfortably In her chair. She was not a woman whom one would naturally be en clined to pity, but she had her troubles. Married young to (.apt. Maulcverer, of the Illues, Ehe had spent a year of happiness, to bo followed by two years of estrangement and mutual re crimination. Cant. Mauleverer proved a bad bargain; bad In every sense of the word, and when three years after the marriage the discovery of a shady transaction in which he was Involved compelled his flight from the coun try, Lady Geraldlne found the liberty thus gained decidedly agreeable. She was clever, If not intellectual, and a general favorite at country houses. She had Inherited an income of some eight hundred a year from an aunt which enabled her to dress with some extravagance, and to keep up a small house near York, which had come to her as bequest. Her most dearly be loved possession was an old family holrloom, a necklace of diamond, re set in the modern style, and worth so much money that her friends had of ten remonstrated with her on keeping them In the house with no one to de fend them but an elderly butler and a couple of maids. Lady Geraldlne, however, laughed all such suggestions to scorn. She was not a nervous wo man, and declared herself a match for any burglar. While Lady Geraldlne sat comfort ably reviewing her triumphs of the evening, she heard on the soft carpet behind her a light footfull, and sup posed it was her maid. "You had better put them away In the safe, Marie," she said. "You are very kind," said a mascu line voice, In low tones. "That is ex actly what I propose to do. I have a safe that will hold them admirably." With a slight shriek the lady turn ed and saw, standing close behind her, the figure of a tall niuu, dressed en tirely In black, and wearingasilkmask which concealed the upper purt of his f '"e. In his right hand he held a sil ver mounted pistol, the muzzle of which was directed towards her heart, "Let me advise you not to make any outcry," said the stranger, whose gently modulated -voice contrasted oddly with his threatening attitude. "I should be Surry to make any fuss but I really cannot afford to have the bouse aroused." Lady Gcraldine could certainly not bo called a nervous woman, and after the first shock of surprise, she rallied her faculties amazingly, and smiled, while the color returned to her cheeks. "This Is rather an unceremonious visit, lHn't it?" she said. "Gentlemen for I gather from your voice that you are gentlemen, and gentlemen do not a a rulo invade ladles' rooms with re volvers, and wearing masks may I ask what you want?" "I want your diamonds, nothing else, believe me," replied. the Intruder. "My diamonds?" cried tho lady, "surely you would not be so cruel Hi to rob me of my chief charms?" "Pardon me." eald the visitor, "only time can do that." Lady Geraldlne laughed. "For an avowed burglar," she said, "you are immensely polite. Do not find It pays In your profession? I suppose it is use ful to wheedle servant girls, but you see I am not a servant, and am proof against flMtery. A diamond necklace for a compliment is rather too high a pt'-o "I do not exactly see," said the burg Ur, quite unruffled, "how you are going to avoid It Johnson Is away, and there are only two women besides yourself in the house. I think you had better make the exchange with a good grace, though I can realize that you do not enjoy your position." Lady Geraldlne looked keenly at the man for a few moments, and then, with her foot, pushed a chair towards him. "You are rather interesting," sne said. "Sit down for a few minutes, and let vi talk. You will find clgari ettes in tnnt ense, and Meraschlno la the cellaret." The burglar took the chair offered him, but declined both tobacco and liquor, on the ground that he never smoke or drank In business hours. "Don't you find that mask rather un pleasantly stuffy?" Inquired the lady, "If you would like to take It off, don't mind me in the least," "And have my description In the pa per to-morrow?" replied the burglar. "No, thank you." "I think that I could give It In my case," Bald the lady. "Listen: 'A tall, fair man, about 4(1 years of age, scar on right temple, and left eyebrow, blue eyes, rather close together, dark eye brows " "You needn't go on, Geraldlne," said the man pulling off the mask, and flinging It on the table. "I see you know me well enough." "Do yon think anyone could live with you for three years and not know you pretty well, Arthur?" asked the lady !n a tone that made her visitor wince. "I knew you had gone to the devil, but I did not think you had come down to robbing your wife." "If you do not want to lose your Jewes," said Captain Mauleverer, "write me a check for four thousand, and call It square." Lady Geraldlne laughed bitterly. "This Is a delightful reunion of two dissevered souls that ought to beat as one. I am afraid, Arthur, you do most of the 'beating,' don't you? No, I don't think I will write you a check. My bank account Is too low. How much money have you?" "I have two hundred pounds, and upon my honor woll, upon the Bible I havo no more. With what I can get on your Jewels, I shall have enough to leave the country and become an other man." "A laudable ambition, certainly," snld Lady Geraldlne. "I will offer you another suggestion. Suppose we make this a regular business transaction. Rather than be robbed, I will sell you the Jewels for half of your two hundred and give yon a receipt to the effect that It was a regular sale." "You take It coolly, my girl," said Cnptaln Mauleverer, "I always said you were a well plucked one. Well, let It be as you say." Ho took out a pocketbook and count ed out ten ten-pound notes on the table; then he wrote on a sheet of crested paper. "Received from Captain Arthur Mauleverer the sum of one hundred pounds, as the price of a diamond necklace." "Sign It," he said, handing It to his wife, and at the same time picking up the Jewol-case and dropping it Into his pocket. Lady Geraldlne appended her signa ture, and carefully counted the money. "Don't blame me If you are sorry for your bargain, Arthur," she said lightly. Captain Mauleverer laughed. "Well, gcod-bye," he said. "It has been a queer meeting, hasn't It? I am off for Amsterdam to sell the stones, and then for Australia. Will you shake hands before I go?" "Why not?" said Lady Geraldlne, lightly. Always shake hands over a good bargain. Good-bye, and If you happen to be In the neighborhood of Botany Bay, you will probably find the associations rather interesting." She stepped to the French window, through which her husband had maJe his entrance and exit, and watched his figure disappear in the night; then she laughed softly to herself. "Poor Arthur!" she said, The Is still very good locking. Helgho, I am afraid the poor fellow will be disap pointed. What luck it was that I re ceived that money In time." She rang the bell, and In a few moments her maid made her appearance. "Marie," she said, "I shall want you to go up to town by the early train. Go to Solomon's, and tell him I want a facsimile of my necklace n soon as he can make It. He has the stones to copy, and can repeat the setting as closely as possible. Now put me to bed, for I have had rather an exciting even ing." In a small room in the top of a low London lodging-housesatan ill-favored man gnawing his nails, and glancing now and again at the door with an air of Impatience. Presently a tread sounded on the crazy stair, and Cap tain Mauleverer entered the room with a jaunty air, and threw himself into a chair. "Well," said the other, In a surly tone, "did you work It." "Like a charm," replied the Captain, "and saved my conscience." "D your conscience!" was the reply, "where's the stones." "In my pocket," said the captain, "and a little receipt for the money paid fo rthera." He took out the case and the receipt, and laid them on the table. "What's this," said the surly man, "one Hundred pounds? Do you mean to Bay you bought them?" "What if I did?" replied the other. "Isn't it worth a hundred to get four or five thousand, and no risk of quod? Besides, it was my own cash." The surly man grunted, and picked up the case, which he opened, while Mauleverer watched him In evident expectation of some complimentary remark. "Well, Fancy," he said, having to gather anything from his friend's countenance, "are you not going to congratulate me oa my management of the affair?" Fancy laid down the case, and plac ing his hands on hi. kofces, took long stare at Mauleverer. "How long have you and me been pardners?" he -asked. "Five months or thereabouts," laid the captain, airily, "why do you ask?' "13 ecause," said the other, deliber ately, "you and me can't be pardners no longer. It won't pay Fancy Wills to be any more pardners with a fool." The captain started to his feet with an oath. "What do you mean?" he said. "How much do you reckon them dia monds Is worth?" Fancy asked,, with an ugly grin. "About four thousand, after deduct ing expenses, I should reckon," re plied the captain, fiercely. "What are you grinning at, you old vlllian?" "I'm a grlnnin' at you," replle4 Fancy, showing .every yellow tooth in bli head, "I'm krinoln' t tba b&nd- X. some captain that got.played for a foot by his wife. Ho! ho! ho! what a larf she mtiRt have had on you. I'll tell you what them diamonds is worth. They're a good quality of paste, and at the outside they're worth about twen ty quid." Whr Ifwtom Cmiitnlt. HnlrUln. , Statistics show that the medical pro fession is more prone to suicide than any other. During the last three years the number of suicides occurlng among physicians In the United Kingdom hns been, respectively, 45, 4U and 47 per annum, an average of nearly one to 2,(MH, or, as the death rate among phy sicians, Is about 25 to l.fXK), nearly one-fiftieth of all the deaths In the profession have been by suicide. It has been suggested that an ex plantation of this tendency may be found In the development of morbid fancies In the mind of a doctor, on ac count of his constant association with the sick and dying, or because he has the requisite knowledge of how to die painlessly and conveniently. A medical Journal dessents from all these views, and holds that the leading factor In the accessibility of the poison dnfgs, which are almost Invariably used. Suicide Is largely a matter of Insane impulse. Imagine a man fatigued in body and depressed In spirits as a doctor often Is swayed by an over whelming conviction of the utter weari ness of life to the Impulse of suicide. If he had but to put on his hat and walk to the chemist's and tax his in genuity for a lie with which to explain his desire for poison, he might post pone the fatal act from mere Inertia, or may meet a friend or have his Interest In life aroused by one of a multitude ot everyday occurances, or physical exer cise may bring him to Ms senses.- If, however, as is the case with al most any doctor, he has simply to fesl In his pockets, or walk across his room to get a deadly poison, the Impulse may be carried Into execution before any thing can happen to supplant it In the brain. LockironlTs Cllont. When the eminent English advocate, Bir Frank Lockwood, was a young man, he was retained to defend a ruf fian accused of a desperate crime, There seemed little hope of saving the prisoner, and Lockwood said to him "Take my advice and plead guilty and save the old man trouble. It's your only chance of getting a light ten tence. lhe prisoner looked him up and down, and leaning over the bar of the dock, said: "You fuzzle-headed beggar, what do you suppose I pay you for? For me to do your work that you can't do? Go back to your seat and do what you're paid for!" Lockwood went back and got the man acqulttsd. flpnke for Twenty-Six Honro. The longest speech on record was made by Mr. de Cosmos In the legls lature or uritisn uoiumDia wben a measure was pending to confiscate the lands of settlers. He was in a hope less minority, and the enemy expect ed to rush the bill through at the end of the session. It was 10 in the morn ing; at noon the next day, If no action were taken, the act of confiscation would fall. De Cosmos arose, spoke for twenty-six hours continuously, and then with baked Hps, bloodshot eyes, and almost dead with fatigue, he won the victory that nearly cost him his life. NEW YORK WEEKLY TRIBUNE the: great NATIONAL FAMILY NEWSPAPER. FOR FAliMKHS AND ATILLAGERS, AI VOI R FAVORITE HOME PAl'KR. THE PRESS, ,mL, or,,. ,.a.. Mi One Your For $1.65. THE N. Y. WEEKLY TRIBUNE !:f,:,:",,!:V1"! tnnt news of the Nn'lon nnd World, comprehensive nnd reliable market reports, anlo editorials, interestinn snort stones, seieiitiiu; unit ineclmiilciil Inloriimtlini, lllustntMl fashion articles, humorous pictures, and is entertaining ami instructive to every mem ber of every family. TITE 11?FS gives you nil the locnl news, political nnd soclnl, keeps you In llllJ A "1" 2 C(,8B touch with your neighbors nnd friends, on t ho farm nnd in the vlllnge. InforniR you ns to locnl prices 'or farm products, the condition of crops, nnd prospects for the yenr, nnd is n bright newsy, welcome and indispeiisaljlo weekly visitor at your home and fireside. Send nil orilers to Til K I'RK.SS, M,I.FO,!I), PA. DO YOU EXPERT TO BUILD? THEN SEE A. D. BROWN and SON, Manufacturers and dealers in all kinds of Lumber, Contractors and Builders. Estimates made ; personal atten tion given and work guaranteed. OFFICE, Brown's Building, Milford, Pa. TOR THE I I FALL TRADE. I aao4a a a 9 New Dress and Fancy Goods, Cot ton and Outing and All-Wool Flannels, Ladies, Gents, Misses and Children's Underwear. Agents for the celebrated Gold Seal Overshoes; Floor and Table Oil Cloths, Fall Line of Boots and Shoes Also Ladies and Misses' Shoes; Staple and Fancy Groceries, Hard ware, Paints, Oils, &c. W & G. MITCHELL, MILFORD, PA. The Coa.trr Po.tmaiiter. A new postofnee was established In small village away out West, and native of the soil was appointed postmaster. After a while complaints were made that no mall was sent out from the new office, and an Inspector was sent to inquire Into the matter. He called upon the postmaster, and stat lng the cause of his visit, asked why no mall had been sent out. The post master pointed to a big and nearly empty mail bag hanging up in a corner and said: "Well, I ain't sent it out 'cause the bag ain't nowhere nigh full yet." SI.e ot the Brltl.h Empire, At the present moment the British empire is fifty-three times the slz of France, fifty-two times that of Ger many, three and a half times that ot the United States of America, thrice the size of Europe, with treble the population of ail the Russias. It ex tends over 11,000,000 square miles, oc cupies one-fifth of tho globe contain ing one-fifth of the human race, or 350,000,000 people, embraces four con tinents, 10,000 islands, 600 promono torles and 2,000 rivers. An American physician In China writes that he has been specially im pressed by the vitality of the natives. Of a hundred cases treated In a dis pensary, some of them very serious, not one proved fatal. Pointed Paragraph. Much of the experience a man gets comes too late to benefit him. To the victors belongs the privilege of fighting over the spoils. Down In front a young man's first attempt at mustache culture. No person enjoys drinking In a con versatlon of the extra dry brand. When the acts are long drawn out it's quite a distance between drinks. Some clubs cause scolding wives and some scolding wives cause clubs. The Judgment of Solomon was great, but he never tried to umpire a baseball game. Many a boy who runs away to join a circus is only too glad to walk back home again. The gas meter's claim to the cham pion liar' medal is disputed by the bi cycle cyclometer. The first thing a man does after making a fool of himself Is to try to explain how It happened. Before marilage a man declares him self unworthy of his sweetheart's love and after marriage he spends about two-thirds of his time In proving it. THE WONDERFUL REMEDY FOR ilieumatism It is not a CURE-ALL but it is a Specific for RHEUMATISM. One honored and torty-totif bottles Cored 100 cases of RHEUMATISM. TIKO ha medicine taken INTERNALLY, the only method by which i RHEUMATISM can be successfully treated. It cures the CAUSE, and therein lies its remarkable success. Its price is $1,00 per bottle, or three bottles for $2.50, w and if your Druggist has not got it, it will be sent to you, by Express, ALL bnAKiics rsi u , on rwoipi oi pneo, 1 AMMrmmm nimtiiTiui rniniitr nniiniuv n.i 'i - L f hi n ;i inn mri hinr iiii ,iiniii iiKiniti m r.n RAILROAD TIME TABLE. Corrected to Date. Solid Pullman trains to DulTiilo, King nra Falls, Chautauqua Lake, Cleveland. Chicago and Cincinnati. rickets on sale at. rort .lervis to no pointsin the West and Smithwiwt.iit lower rates than via any other lirst-cliuss line. New Harness TllAIXS Now Lravr Pout Follows. EASTWARD. . JKHVIS AS No. Dal Tofcacc Spit us hmok lour lit Amy. To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag netic, full ot life, nerve od vigor, take No-To Bug, the wonder-worker, th&t makes weak men strong. All drugtf ibla, fioc or II. Cure guaran teed. Booklet and aumple free. Addreai Bterling Kcmedj Co, Ctncago or New York. Pillsbury'8 Vitoa at Mitchell's. 12, Daily Express 8 21 A M. " 10, Daily K.x press 5 20 " lrt, Daily Kict pt Sunday . . n .i" " 4i 2H, " " " 7 45 " " 6i, Hundav Only 7 t5 " " 38, Daily Kx. cpt SSiimlay . . In o" " " IS, Daily Way Train 12 15p.m. " 4. Daily Kxccut Sunday . . 2 25 " .. 3, .. 3 " " 2, Daily Express 4 25 " " 620, Sundav Only 4 : " " 8, Daily Kxpri sa 5 2U " " 628, Sunday only 6 to " 11 18, Sun-lav only 5 45 " " 22. Daily kic. pt Sunday . 5 ' ' " 14, Daily 10 VI " WESTWARD. No. 8, Dally Kxpre 13 91A.M. " 17, Daily Milk Train 8 us " " 1, Daily Kxpresit 11 1 " " II, Daily Kxccpt Sunday . 12 In P. M. " 9. Daily Kxct-pt Sunday . . 12 20 " 5. Daily Kxpnss 5 tin " " 8.1. Saturday only 5 15 " " 27, Daily Kxrnpt Sunday . 6 50 " " 7, Dally Express 10 15 " Trains leave Chambers street, New York for Port Jervis ou week days at 4 00, 7 45, 9 on, 9 15, lo 30 a M. 1 no, 3 on, 4 an, 6 3o. 7 30. 9 15 P. u On Surnl tys, 4 do, 7 30, 9 on, 15 a. in.; 13 30, 2 00, 7 30 and W 16 P. U. D. I. Roberta, General PawniEer Agent, Mew York, Whips, Robes, Blankets And everything which pertains to to an outfit for HORSES and CARRIAGES repaTring PROMPTLY DONE. Soe my stock before purchasing, Tho Price is Right. L. F. HAFNER, Harford St.,. Milford, Pit. - I8. 'a..--,---JS - LAgElg- Edorate Your llowele With Caacareta. Candy Oithiirtic. e".re conni ipalloo forever. VOv. Vc. J"'- 6 J, (till, Urutiw reload utoue. mm Traoc P. DCS1CHS. . MARK.' ,vWC0PVRICHTS. Thirtv-one ye.ru arrive practice. Opinion at to validity and iiU'nthility. Write tnr Iwok of In.nu. M nsan.l .vh-renet-a. EDSO.N BROS., 923 F trat, Wabintoa, O. C 1 wlt'.'tllr ilotjii, r- It rent w.ili y.M r-iii.fV tat J- :nv lor tut4- iiuiui'ivou-iaiairtu es tine, utiriiit-tj t ,a i t"!V4 lllat UllilltlUoJ n.ik. Toil niructf i.i driiiztflst ' )1 vouch furui Take it with ar iU.pf.iJ- ntiy, mriiutt-ntl ime Pi, iimaiir funis; jiioici,b.m, rtlrn:u'c.l to curt-, or wi reruutl no KMrilc keiMd Ca.t fatcfcja, a.LrsU, 1 r9 'XL,. I ka.uw I V -,ilH a. 4V. -J !L iVT Dr. David Kennedys favorite Remedy Cuhcs all Kidney, Siomach 'AND WVtK TROUBLES.
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