flf evHics THE HALL OF FAME. Willi nu Income of $71,000 n dny Mr. Carnegie cuu still give awiiy a few II braiits. Juntos Ell Wntsnn, whom the Repub licans of Iudinna have noinliinlcil fur governor, represents In congress tlio illstrkt which used to Bond William S. llolumn to Washington anil Is forty four years old. 8. S. McClure Is again lu solo control of the S. S. McClure compuny, publish er of McClnro's Magazine, nud of the McClure company, publisher of books, through his purchase of the minority Interest of Harold Hoberts. Tliiilmis ltoblnsoii of Outcrop, 1'a., Is a home loving body, Ho Is ninety-one ynrs old nnd lins never been over u 5,,,,,.l,..,.l ii, lino (V.,, II... ,,l., nt lila blrtli end during tlio sixty years of his married life lias not been nwuy from home more than one day and night. ' 'William II. Ley, the veteran clerk of the journals of tlio Kngllsh house of commons, has retired from his post after on uninterrupted service of forty years. lie is the last of his name and family among tlio clerks, a capacity In which the Leys have served for nearly a century and a half. John It. Wise, for four years assist ant superintendent of the Carlisle In dian school, has been promoted to the supcrlntendency of the Clilloeco Indian school, Oklahoma, which is second in Importance to Carlisle. Superintendent .Wise served twelve years in tlio Indian department In Washington. Ixrd Wcniyss Is still a very striking looking man, who formerly bore a most extraordinary resemblance to the famous painter Sir John Mlllals and who about eight years ago that Is to say, when in his eighty-second year contracted a second marriage with Miss Grace Blackburn, niece of the lato Lord Ulnckburn. James Glencalrn Thomson, the only surviving grandson of Hubert Hums, Is now In his eightieth year and has been In somewhat reduced circumstances for some time. Efforts are being made to get him a civil list pension and thus .place him In the position of the poet'S gianddnughters, Mrs. Sarah Hums ' Hutchinson and Miss Annlo Ilecltelt Burns of Cheltenham, who eaeli re ceive civil list pensions of 100. Woman Suffrage. It Is not generally known lu America that women can vote for the parlia ment of the kingdom of Bohemia. The International Woman Suffrage alliance will hold its annual meeting in Amsterdam, Holland, Juno 15 to ,21, Inclusive. Mrs. Carrie Chapman Catt of New York Is president and Mrs. Rachel Foster Avery of Thlla delphln tho secretary. Tho progress of the woman suffrage movement In Europe continues. Now t It is the Netherlands which comes for- , ward with votes In commercial elec- j tlons for all taxpayers over twenty- I five years of ,age, men and women ollke, and for nil married women j whose husbands are taxpayers. The officers of tho National Woman Suffrage association have Invited all tho suffragists in the country to set aside the first week in June as "self denial week" and to deny themselves of some luxury or undertake some service as a means of raising money tor the woman suffrage cause. English Etchings. There are about 13,000 square miles of coal fields In the United Kingdom. At a church near Ledbury, England, a sermon is preached once a year against dueling. A little girl who makes her living celling matches returned checks she found amounting to 622 and got 5 The Society For the Protection of Chfldren in England against the cruel ty of parents and others receives now 40,000 complaints a year. An attempt to iuflnto the price of butter In England lasted ouly a few 'Weeks In consequence of the decreased demand. Tho retail dealers Induced customers to buy margarln by giving free samples, and many liked these better than the butter. Pith and Point. -- You can make up a quarrel, but It will always show where It Is patched. Most people's idea of forgiveness of sin is the privilege to go on sinning. It isn't what father can afford In most families; it is what the children .want This would be a real peaceful world to live In It no one was related to any one else. When the world applauds a man, the 1TUU 1MB 1JVCU llCAb UIAJ1 U1U hero all his life looks wise and says hotbing. Atchison Globe. Simple Salve. Very often the Irritation in the throat can bo relieved by taking the Juice of I lemon. The white of an egg when beaten with milk and drunk night and morn ing la of service in mild case of Jaun dice. To all suffering from ringworm rub the part with vinegar that onions have been pickled in. It has never failed to ure the worst cases, but must be rub- with it several times a day. The flavor of the onions kills the germ. SHORT STORIES. t The average age at death of people who dlo by accident Is thirty-five and a half years. The use of muslin windows Imteud of glass In dairy construction l sold to help materially in tho light against tuberculosis. A rnlei'Rou (N. J.) theater manager has established a rule that men pa trons who do not wear white collars shall not tie permitted to enter the orchestrn floor. The queer Inequalities of life are Il lustrated lu the Maine slate report of vital statistics for 1!K)7. For Instance, it mentions one woman married for the tlfth time at twenty-eight and one married for the first time at seventy two. Municipal pawnshops have been opened In 1'ekln for the relief of the residents who have been heretofore tho victims of extortionate private es tablishments. The city charges are 15 per cent, whllo they havo been pay ing CO. One thousand dollars In gold will be awarded as a special pKzo to the grower of tho best single apple exhib ited at tli national apple show In Spokane, Wash., to be held In Decem ber. The competition Is open to the world. Church Work. The twentieth century fund of tho Free Methodist church lu England has now reached tho sum of over $500,000, while the silver wedding fund of the same church amounts to moro than $150,000. The First Presbyterian church was organized at Atlanta In 1802, and in the past fifty-six years twelve other congregations have been organized from It, with a total membership of over 4,000. Itov. Angus Bothune, vicar of. Sea ham, who has just attained the ago of ninety-seven, Is believed to be the old est clergyman In England still ful filling active duties. Ho was ordained in 1841 and has held his present charge since 1859. The Episcopal diocese of Louisiana is now In charge of Bishop Klnsolv ing of the diocese of Texas because, of the illness of Bishop Scssums of Now Orleans, who has been forced to relinquish his work and go to Europe for a long rest. hays and Players. Lucy Weston, In "The Follies of 1907," la to star in a musical comedy. Katherlne Grey may star In "Tho Truth." Burr Mcintosh Is to enter the regu lar lecture field. Maude Adams Is to have a new play by J. M. Barrio. Milton and Sargent Aboru will have eighteen opera companies this sum mer. Beatrice Forbes Robertson, who Is in Mario Doro's company, is a niece of the famous English actor. "nis Honor tho Mayor" Is to havo a summer run In Chicago, and tho cast will bo headed by Nella Webb. Frana Lehar, the composer of "The Merry Widow," has completed an op eretta called "Vllja, the Forest Girl." The Sporting World. . Syracuse may row only at Pough keepsle this year. Tale la said to have a remarkable young sprinter In Carey. Pitcher "Wee Willie" Sudhoff.-the former St Louis Brown, has signed with Louisville. Sudhoff was out of the game last year. A difference of $300 prevented Larry Lajole from becoming a member of the Louisville team years ago and in cidentally the property of Barney Dreyfuss. George A. Kcllar, president of the Great Western Trotting association, says Decatur, 111., will be withdrawn from the association and the meeting scheduled for July 27-30 will not be held. Modes of the Moment. Coats are quite long lu the back, and they are clinging. There is nono of tho soft roundness of the coats of a year ago. Lots of band embroidery done In gold and white marks the spring costumes. Most of tho embroidery is upon the waist for the skirts are very plain. The tall hats with narrow brims are rather popular Just at this part of the season, but later the platters, with their mountain high' bouquets of flow ers, will come to the fore in favor. Shoulders are long and low and drooping. The effect is that of the shoulder much trimmed so as to look like a shoulder cape. The handsomest gowns are made up with this low, drooping shoulder. Brooklyn Eagle. Current Comment. Chancellor Day says "the rich do not lire long." -No, but they do a lot of living In a short time. Baltimore Sun. A New York Inventor has built a home In which everything goes by electricity except the cook, who goes by contraries. Dallas News. A pay as yon enter bar Is suggested by the Washington Herald. Good idea. It would break np the treating habit and that Is the cause of most of the trouble. Florida Times-Union. It seems that the Mormons are rap idly moving to Canada. That is one of the easiest ways out of a bad sit uation that we have ever experienced. But our sympathy is with Canada. Philadelphia Inquirer. Mu mor HE WANTED TO KNOW. Tho Politician Tells the Man From Mars a Few Things. "How do you manage your railroads In this country?" Inquired the man from Mars. "In those countries of the did world which 1 have visited they are owned and managed by thu government." "Inasmuch as I have never been abroad." replied the politician, "I must of course conclude that their-methods are purely theoretical. We lu this coun try prido ourselves on being practical." "May I nsk you to explain?" said the man from Mars. "Certainly." replied the politician. "Our practice proceeds on the theory that the government is too poor and too Inclllclent to own and mnnage our rail ways. Accordingly the work Is turned over to privato individuals." "And are the Individuals trustwor thy ?'! "By no means," said tho politician. "Wo have to appoint railroad commis sions to watch them." "The commissions, then, are to bo depended upon?" "Not at all. They are watched by the legislatures." "And the legislatures?" "They In turn are watched by the niagnzlneB." "Oh, I see; tho magazines are the final arbiters. That Is very interest ing." "No; you are mistaken. The maga zines are watched by the people." "Of course. It finally gets back to tlio people. They act upon the Informa tion provided by the magazines. Surely the people do not need watching." "Wrong again. That's where wo come. In," said tho politician, proudly sticking his thumbs In the nrmholes of his waistcoat. "We have to watch tho peoplo to keep them from watching us." "And how does It all work?" Inquired tho man from Mars. "We are living very easy, thank you," answered the politician. Success Magazine. The Wake Wis Fine. Dennis nnd Patrick were leaning over tlio rail of tho big liner. Off to the starboard was a dingy coal barge, the hull of a once graceful clipper ship. "What kind of a boat Is thot, Tat?" queried Dennis -as ho shaded his eyes with his hand. "Thot Is what yez call a dead ship," replied Tatrlck. Dennis watched the bubbles churning under her stern for a long while. "Pat!" "Well, Dinny?" "'lis a dead ship, eh?" "Yls, Dinny." "Well, bodnd, Ol biave ut. Look ut the big wake she has."-Detrolt Trib une. A Subtle Difference. Mrs. Blnnk, wlfo of a prominent minister near Boston, had in her em ploy a recently engaged colored cook as black as the proverbial nee of spades. One day Mrs. Blank said to her: "Matilda, 1 w!b1i that you would have oatmeal quite often for break fast. My husband Is very fond of it He Is Scotch, and you know that the Scotch eat a great deal of oatmeal." "Oh, he's Scotch, is he?" said Matil da. "Well, now, do you know I was thlnkln' all along dat he wasn't dea like us." Woman's Home Companion. Helping the Collection. : "That little Miss Peckham Is quite a benefactor in her way." "A benefactor that horribly curi ous old maid I How Is Bhe a bene factor?" "Why, she always stands up In her pew to see how much that miserly Mr. PIncher puts on the plate. That's why he doesn't daro to give less than a quarter." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Appearance!. "You can't judgo by appearances," said the serious youth. "No," answered the frivolous per son; "It's Impossible to realize how ab surd the clothes that are fashionable this season may look a few years from now." Washington Star. Isn't It? "It is sort of sad," be murmured. "What Is?" she asked. "That the young man's fancy should turn to thoughts of sitting closer Just When spring onions are most delicious." Kansas City Times. Like Clockwork. Fellow With Hat When I marry your daughter I mean that everything shall be like clockwork! I Prospective Father-in-law I seel. Tick, tick I Comic Cuts. . Couldn't Afford It ' She Are you going to the varsity show? -He Pfo; I can't afford to. I sub scribed $2 - to the crew. Columbia Jester. HER NEWSPAPER DAD. He lin t Always Cram Sometimes "Hi Is FcillvJy JuLilant. Newspaper duiliiios niv funny, ! think. Mine's one. He's funniest a breakfast, only It Isn't breakfast 'cause it's lunch, and that's anuthei funny thing about It. "Where's 'sinoinln's paper?" be aski niuuima the first thing when he cornel downstairs. And then when she looki sort of childishly at him 'cause he's I little gruff he hurries up and says "Good morning, everybody," Just ai though he felt ktud-n 'shamed of him self. And then he won't talk when he get! his old paper. lie Just sticks his uost Into it and looks at one page after an other Just as fust us lie can, and thee lie begins all over again and does It slower and keeps still for quite awhile. Then n!iimmuiid I wait for an ex plosion. "IJIts!" ho says. "They couldn't spell 'cat' right" Then he goes chasing from our page to another as fast lis over ho can, talk ing to himself, and when he's got teal mad he shouts at niaiiilnu: "They burled It! tSoc. They buried It back there way back there, of course, uud it's the best story In tho paper!" Then niiimma says, quiet, like a calm after a storm, "Come, dear, your cof fee 'II get cold." But he's more like a bear than a dear, and he doesn't come, but he keeps on growling at the old paper. I guess lie finally gets tired of himself, too, and then he jumps up, throws the paper on tbo chair and tries to dodge uminma's funny smile. Mamma's awfully patient, I think, and she never gets mad, but just smiles and smiles at daddy when he gets cross at things. Sometimes she asks him why ho wants to keep on being a news paper man If it's so awful. One time ho unswered and said it wns because if lie kept on working sixteen hours a day maybe the ohiee would some time givo hi in as much us tho stereotyper gets for working eight hours a day. Pains of the Aged ARE OVERCOME. Almoit daily we hear ol people of advanced yean whose palm and aches have been over come, and whose life has been made more comloitable by the use ol Dr, A. W.Chase's Kidney and Liver Pills. Because the liver, kidneys and bowels be come sluggish in action, poisonous waste mailer i left in the blond, and this brings the pains and aches, the still joints, lame back and rheumatism. Dr. A. W. Chase's Kidney and Liver Pills Help most promptly and cure most thorough ly on account nl their dircrt and combined action on liver, kidneys nnd bowels. They are the most popular medicine the famous Receipt Book author ever introduced, and are guaranteed by his portrait and signature on ihe box. One pill a dose, 23 cents a bos, at all dealers, or Dr. A. W. Chase Medicine Co., Buffalo. N. Y. ' Mr. Sylveater Pappert, 117 South Main St., olienaniioali. Pa., atates : "For twc.-.ly yea.; I was troubled with con stipation and kidney troubles, and could get no relief ; since ujing Dr. A. W. Chase's Kidney and Liver Pills the pains and aches have gor.s. the action of the kidneys is nor mal and the bowels regular-" For Sale by Stoke & Feloht Drug Co. ITi 2 Wo are to certain that II fill atV f Itchinir, Bleeding and I Ur I Wr Protruding Piles can at- I I ways be relieved and ab II eolutely cured by this Sal ointmentthatwepoaitivetyiruarsntoesatia- faction or money refunded. bWJS Dr. A.W. Chase's dealeraor Dr.A.W.Chaae l 4- ,- -, -, ,-. Medicine Ca,BulTalo.N.Y. J I II I ITI 6 la t Forsaleby Stoke & Feloht Drug Co. Vanillin sold that v'tis sarcasm. I guess bo thinks sarcasm must be a good thing for tho office, 'ear.ue he most always talks tint v.ny about It. Iiut newspaper daddies nren't always cross. Rometimes mine hurries down stairs a whole lot earlier, and then when ho grubs the paper he smiles all over nud shouts at mamma: "See thatstory? That's a clean scoop, and a bully one! That's worth living for! And, say, won't the fellows on the old Bugle feel sore, though I "I tell you," he says then, "one day like that Is worth a bicycle of Cathay," whatever that Is. And then mamma looks at nie and smiles, 'cause we both think he's fun ny sometimes. Dos Moines (la.) Iteg-Ister. A Great Lawyer's Method. Writing of "Civilian Leaders of the Confederacy" In the Louisville Courier Journal, John floods says of Judah P. Ilenjniuin: "The first time I met him we dis cussed the practice of law, and In the course of the conversation he asked me what we considered a good fee lu tny part of the country, to which I replied that we considered $500 a very respect able fee. He smiled and said: "When I practiced law In New Orleans If a man employed me I charged him a re tainer. If ho tamo about tlio ofllce much I charged him a reminder, when I had done some work In tho case I charged him a refresher, and when it was all over I charged him a finisher.'' Test For Hydrochlorio Aoid. A curious mishap gave us a very del icate test for hydrochloric acid in the atmosphere. In a north of England locality many houses have curtains of the cream color produced by metanll yellow, popularly known ns "dolly" cream dye and to science as "tho so dium salt of meta-amldo-benzlne sul phonic ncld-azo-dlphcnyl-amlne." Some of these cream colored curtains sud denly changed to heliotrope ' Investi gation showed that an accidental es cape of hydrochloric acid from a neigh boring alkali plant bad discolored the curtains, and the dye became a most useful test An Epiiode In Court. "You are charged with snatching a woman's pocketbook." "I know it, Judgo. But I wouldn't do such a thing, hungry and broke as I am." "Too conscientious, I suppose?" "No. I don't pretend that But why, should I snatch a woman's pocket book? What would I want with a cou ple of car tickets, a powder rag, a piece of chewing gum and a dressmak er's address?" Once more a shrewd criminal over shot his mark. His familiarity with the contents convicted him. Washing ton Star. ' Why He Was 8uspioious. "There Is something suspicious about that," remarked the young man named Brown as he bung up the telephone re ceiver. "About what?" "Why, I just called up the homo of a girl who has led me to believo that I urn the warm favorite aDd that there are no others on her list She wasn't at home, so tho party who answered the ring said, but it gave me a jar when she added, 'Shall I tell her you called, Mr. White? "-New York Press. Beyond the Earth. i "BHgglns thinks he knows more thau anybody else on earth." "You state it mildly," answered Miss Cayenne. "Since the assertion that Mars is inhabited he goes further than that" Washington Star. Be as pleasant in your own home as you are in your neighbors'. KpeSmoM? Tobacco! JOHN riNZfcR b BROS. Ml 'THEMERIOtHT0iCC0C0. It Beats Them All 5c Ask any old smoker what's the best pipe to bacco and he'll tell you Five Brothers. It's been the best for 25 years and everyone knows it. FIV Pipe Smoking Tobacco (A Good Chew, Too) Get the new, dust-proof, foil package, 5c, and smoke Ae cleanest and the best tobacco, with the finest flavor and fragrance. You can't fool an old smoker he knows that Five Brothers is the best, and he never smokes anything else. You can depend on his judg ment call for Five Brothers, and see that you get it. Sold everywhere. NEW FOIL PACKAGE, So The Heart Can't Stand Rheumatic Acid Poisoning To Free and Correct the Blood a Uric-0 Treatment is Advised There Is great danger In those sharp, shooting pains through tlio client around tho region of ol the heart. It moans that polsmioas urie sod rheumatlo aeld aro tliero ready t ) spring and grip tightly the muscles controlling the heart's action. Dont't neglect these warning), they aro thn danger slcnals Nature flashes to you for help. You must neutralize and drlre these daiwerous pol .()-j from tlio system, or sooner or later they trill ovorcomo yen. - 7' nonly truowiiy to euro Rheumatism Is to tt nl It from theln ile with Urlc-O. It acts with :rirvi-i-ui Bwmntf-u v.. hip nancirs, Kiuneys !t il tiT.iwl l-lnir t ! ..,!. b-. Ai I.. Ill ) muscles, forces t'.io kidney! to r"rform thoso d itlcs fur Bhlc'.i lliey irero doslniK'4 and neu ti ullzes the acid vrltli In tliobloo I. Your physlohin vlll admit tlmt tlih Is the c: ly trim way to cure Rheumatism permanently, a:id Klioiild know tlmt l'rlc-0 Is tlio ono remedy t'lutwilldoltsuccessfullyand permanently. Urle O Is a liquid taken Internally, a times dally, and d.ms not contain any morphia, o;ium or other so-called "pain deadeners." It Is good for l!liMimatlm In any form. Bclatlca, Muscular, liill.inimatnry and Artlcnlar Itheumatlim all ylold roudlly to Urlc-O. Write the makers of the remedy and they can tell you of many wonderful cures that Urlc-O hasmaderlgnt here la yuurovru town. It sells for 76c and $1.00 the bot(le or you ean obtain a trial bottle free by writing to The Smith Drug Co., Syracuse, N. T. Urlc-O Is sold and personally recom mended in Reynoldsville by Stoke & Felcht. W u r I O CO w X h V a o 'S a o u u, n .a o CO 0 rTVE BROTHERS' I WW LOUISVILLE, KY. mm
Significant historical Pennsylvania newspapers