THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURG, PA. A Kidney Medicine That Makes Friends Everywhere Thirteen years ago we commenced sell ing Vr. Kilmer'i Bwamp-Root and during cur entire experience we have not en countered a linulo unpleasant dealing with our ciutomera who have.uaed it. It ia a preparation that givea universal aatiafao uon, and our cuntomera are alwayi pleased to speak in the hiifheat terms reinirding; it. Wo have sufficient confidence in Swamp joot to recommend it and consider we (re doing our customer a favor. Very truly voura, BAHNETrSCUKNlt nitUO CO., Jan. 10th, 1918. Roanoke, Va. frore What Swamp-Root Will Do For Yto gend ten cents to Dr. Kilmer k Co., Bmgliamton, N. Y., (or a sample size bot tle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable infor mation, telling about the kidneys and blad der. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one dollar site bottles for autle at all drug ltor. Adv. CAUGHT IN GARDNER'S NET Tramp Expected to "Land," but at It Turned Out He Waa the One "Landed." They are telling n story about Ken resontntlve (Inrdncr and his fervent preparedness campaign. It seems Unit a bonding tramp ap proached u group of congressmen, nnd ono of them pointed out Mr. Gardner and Mild: "Nothing doing here, Weary, but Unit gentleman there Is very ciinrltnhle, and If you tackle him you'll be upt to muke a haul." "T'nnkn, boss,' said the trnmp hus klly. and he hurried to Mr. Gardner, while the others looked on with In terest. The trnmp nnd the statesman were aeon to talk earnestly together for somo time. Then their hand mot u piece of money plainly passed between them and the trump stepped Jauntily away. "Well, did yon land hm?" a con gressman nsked the trnmp. 'No," the trnmp nnswered cheer fully. "No; I gnve him n quarter to ward his splendid national prepured noss campaign." HEAL YOUR SKIN TROUBLES With Cutleura, the Quick, Sure and Easy Way. 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Salvlul wan married twice; first to Clementine Onv.olu, an eminent Italian actress, who died, leaving hlin three small children. Many years' later ho Married tin Kngllshwonian named Lot tie Sharp, by whom he had two chil dren. His gntndchlldren have attract ed attention In art nnd other circles In Italy. Nothing Relieves Tender, Aching Feet like a hot foot bath with Johnson's Foot Soap. Composed of Borax, Ilran and Iodine. At Druggists or sent postpaid for 25c by Thos. Gill Soap Co., 711 Keut Aye., Brooklyn, N. Y. Adv. It's easier to tfiiisp some opportuni ties than It Is to let go of them. A new broom sweeps utmost as clean ns ii straight flush. THE HIGH QUALITY SWINO MACHINE NOT SOLD UMOCR ANY OTHER KAMI Write fur fr booklet "Points to be considered b-fore purchasing a Sowing Machine." Learn (lie (tils. 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A mm N. ij.; BALTIMORE, NO. 27-1916. x j- i m m u I v r iti 3 It has ranlahcd forever, but It was great fun while It lusted. We tumbled out of bed at daybreak, and cheered for Washington. We fired tho old cannon or anvil at sunrise, and cheered for the Continen tal congress. Then the Stars and Stripes were hoisted to the top of the hickory pole It was the mayor of a small town a few miles away who dropped Into the office of a Pittsburgh lawyer to say: "We are going to have a wide-open Fourth of July In our town and we want a bang-up oration. Have you got one?" "My dear sir," replied the lawyer, "I have got no less than seven, and wherever they have boen delivered they have brought out wild enthusi asm. I will read you No. 1." "Hold on a minute." said the mayor, "docs No. 1 say anything about the tea being thrown overboard In Uoston harbor?" "Of course, that Is a strong point" "It Isn't worth shucks! We have heard It 20 times, and It's got to bo old tea with us. Does No. 2 say anything about the Mayflower?" "Certainly," replied the lawyer. "Most Fourth of July orations start In there." "It won't start In there In our town this year. The old craft is played out How's No. 3 on Dunker Hill?" "Great, sir great!" "Dut we don't want It. It wasn't much of a scrap, anyhow. Does No 4 tell about the sufferings at Valley Forge?" "Most surely, sir, and that touches every heart In the crowd." "Dut our hearts won't be touched by It," said tha mayor. "Cut what sort of a Fourth of July oration do you want?" asked the law yer. "Why, one about boat racing, base ball, football, and if you could work Only a few are aware of the tact that indirectly the capture of Andre was due to a woman's Intuition and to her quick decision. During the operations of the Ameri can army in the vicinity of the Hud son. Lieut. John Webb, an aid on Washington's staff, was a frequent vis itor at the matislon of Gerard C. Beek man at Peeksklll. One day Lieutenant Webb left a valine containing an amount of geld and one of his uni forms with Mrs. Beekman, asking her not -to give It to anyone without a written request from himself or his brother Samuel. Some two weeks later a nolgbbor named Joshua Hett Smith came riding up for the lieutenant's grip, talked so WHY WE CELEBRATE JULY 4 On That .Day Declaration of Indepen dence Was Signed by Members of Continental Congress. We do not celebrate Independence day becauso on a Fourth of July years ago a victory was gained on a field of battle which broke the tics tbnt united the colonies to England. That day has been chosen because on the Fourth of July, one hundred and thirty-nine years ago, after a debate of three days in which the document was somewhat amended, the Continental congress, very late In tho day, gath ered around the table and slgnod the Declaration of Independence which had been prepared by Thomas Jefier on. One of the priceless rollcs of our land Is that Declaration of Inde pendence. But the document now guarded with so much cure Is not the original pnpor signed on that momor able day but tho same statements carefully written out upon parchment nd signed by the membors of the ioigrKS 15 days later. that dooiimeut doclured the right .V and we hurrahed for General Jackson. After breakfast the marshal of the day, mounted on his old white mare and having a red sash tied around bis middle and a cockade In bis bat, ap peared and rode up and down tho Btreeta, followed by a crowd of admir ing small boys. ' Then, a couple of hours were de voted to lotuonade, root beer, ginger broad, and the way we licked them at Yorktown. Promptly at one o'clock the mili tary company turned out. They were 11 strong, unci they looked like con querors. They right-faced and they left-faced, and they marched off, fol lowed by tho plaudits of the assembled thousands. Then the Are company turned out and squlrtod water over Deacon Hempstead's barn, and there was a feeling In every bosom that our town was safe from a Chicago fire. There was a march to the grove Thore was oratory. There was cheer ing for everything and everybody. At night there was fireworks. More than two dozen skyrockets and Roman candles sailed Into the darkness, and ten bunches of firecrackers were put under an empty barrel and lighted at once. When midnight came the weary pa triots retired to tbelr slumbers, and next rooming the only man or boy who hadn't a sore throat, burned fin gers, or a blank eye was tho man or boy In some other town not patriotic enough to celebrate the day. HUBRAN ! fl&HT : 5 saf. J T r -"I'.''rAfiaa? IF VCU COOUO -STrVWV SI?AT Oft. TVIO in a scrap or two our people would rise up on thlr hind legs and cheer for two minutes. I guess you haven't got anything of the sort and I'll move on and find a more up-to-date man." And as the lawyer watched him take his bat and walk quickly out of the office he said to himself: "And we call our flag Old Glory 1" Pittsburgh Dispatch. convincingly that Mr.' Boekman was about to give It to him, when his wife interfered. Smith got Impatient. "Why, Mrs. Beekman," he said, "you know me very well. Jack didn't give me that request for his valise because be was In a hurry and didn't have time to write it. But now he needs his uni form right away and must have it. It Isn't as if you wore giving the valise to a stranger." But Cornelia Beekman's feminine sixth sense told her that something was wrong. "It Is true that I know you very well, Smith," she rejoined, sternly. "Too well to let you have Sam's prop erty." Mr. Beekman himself was Inclined of the colonies to be free and Inde pendent and expressed the Intention of Btrivlng to make such Independence an accomplished fact. Some battles, like Lexington and Concord and Bun ker Hill and Charlestown had already boen fought, and many moro were to follow before the Issue could be Anally decided. . It Is not the ono act of sign ing that document which Indepen dence day brings to memory, but it Is the courage, tho sacrifices, the wisdom of the fathers of the country, which made their plans successful, and brought to thoir children larger bless ings than the fathers ever dreamed of. Victor Hugo's Prediction. Government of the people by the people for the people is the political testament whose keynote, sounded In the Declaration of Independence, hao Inspired the human rare- since 1776. But for what happened at Philadelphia on that historic fourth nt July, and for whnt the Influence of the example causeJ to happen elsewhere, Victor Hiiro would not have written this prediction: as ri a" '"n rrjjL.' i . to side with t'mlib, but tils wlfo e malned firm and Anally the visitor rodo off disgruntled. Smith called for Lieutenant Webb's valise on the very day of Andre's flight. Andre himself was In hiding In Smith's house. Smith, it seems, had heard Lieutenant Webb tell about the grip and Its contents that after noon at the tavern, and knowing that Webb and Andre were both of the same size had determined to get the patrol officer's uniform for the British spy. Had Andre made his dash for New York, disguised as an aid of the com mander in chief himself, there is no doubt that the American outposts would have facilitated instead of hin dered bis progress, and that he would Lave reached the British lines scot free. That be did not get Webb's uni form Is due solely to the keenness and determination of an American matron. SAVED THEBANNER How Mistress Day Won the Last Battle of the Revolutionary War THE last battlo of the Revolution was not at Yorktown, nor was it any of the small skirmishes that occurred aftor the surren der of Cornwallts and before the for mal declaration of peace in 1783. The last battle was of the nature of a duet, and it happened on tho day the Brit ish evacuated New York, says Youth's Companion. The great day that was to see the last of King George Ill's regiments leave these shores Anally arrived. Tho British army was to board the ships that lay In the harbor. Washington and his troops were waiting at Kings bridge and McGowan's Pais to take possession of the city immediately on their departure. MaJ. William Cunningham, the Brit ish provost on the common, gave one last look about his office, tossed the key on the table and went out Into the sunlight, slamming tho door be hind him with much unnecessary vio lence. His Infamous reign was over. There were few forms of cruelty that he had hesitated to practice on the luckless Continental prisoners In his charge. Among the mildest was the contamination of their drinking water by throwing rubbish Into the well, and the appropriation and sale of their ra tions for his own profit. The friends and relatives of his vic tims were flocking back to the city triumphant, and it behooved Major Cunningham not to linger. So be left the prison, turned into the common, and crossed it to gain Broadway. He strode along, muttering curses under his breath. At the corner of Broadway and Murray street something caught his eyes. He stopped, hesitated, then turned asldo and hastened down Mur ray street. "What audacity! What monstrous audacity!" he thought. Hut It was like that rebel spitfire, Mistress Day. He would teach her one Anal lesson. He reached the Day house, which waa a tavern near Greenwich street, opened the gate, and shook his flat at the Stars and Stripes that fluttered from a tall flagpole, as if waving a triumphant welcomo to the Conttnen tal troops. Wrathfully he seized the halyards, and began to pull the flag down the pole. There was something about the action that soothed his ruffled feelings. He would at least take back to Eng land with him one captured rebel ban ner. But be bad reckoned without Mistress Day, From her kitchen that patriotic woman heard tho creaking of the pul ley on her flagstaff. She tiptoed to her front windows and peeped out. She knew the major only too well, and she determined to prevent this Anal outrage She flew back to the kitchen and seized her broom. In the meantime, with his back to the house, the major was hauling away vigorously. A few more Jorks, and the flag would be within his grasp. Bang! His hat suddenly flew off, and went scuttling down the yard. In his astonishment he continued to pull me chanically on the halyards. Bang! Whack! The major saw many times more than 13 stars, and the powder flew from his wig in all directions. He dropped the rope and turned about. "Woman! Do you realize what you're doing?" he roared. Tho broomstick was in the air again, and the major dodged. Whack! It struck him squarely across the bridge of his nose, and the Add at once became ensan guined. The bleeding officer now began to take hasty counsel with himself. He was late for the embarkation, the American troops would soon be upon the ground, his hat had received an Irreparable dent, his wig was in the wildest disorder, his regimentals were stained with marks of the bloody af fray, his head was yet spinning from contact with Mistress Day's weapon. He decided that discretion was the bettor part of valor and hastened to the waiting ships. "A day will come when the only bat tleAcld will be the market open to com merce and tho mind opening to new ideas. ' A day will come when bullets and bombshells will be replaced by votes, by the universal suffrage of na tions, by the venerable arbitration ol a great sovereign senate, which will be to Europe what the parliament Is to England, whnt the diet is to Germany, what the legislative assembly Is to France A day will come when a can non will be exhibited In public mu seums, Just as an Instrument of tor ture is now, and people will be aston ished bow such a thing could have boon. A day will come when two Im mense groups, the United States of America and the United States of Eu rope, shall be seen placed In presence of each other, extondlng the hand ol fellowship across the ocean." North Carolina's Hero. Concerning Jchn Teim, the Blgner of the Diclaration, from North Caro lina. It may bo itatod thut bis por trait is chown in the New York City library collection of Colonial portraits. Inthmtional SUNDMllOOL Lesson (By E. O. BEU.EnS, Artlnn Dlrertor ef the Sunday Ri-hnol Course in the Moody nibte Institute of Clilraxo.) (Copyright by Weatern Newspaper Union.) lesso!TfoFjul72 PAUL AT THfcSSALONICA AND EEREA. LKKSON TEXT Acta 17:M (cf. I Them. J-.l-m. GOLDEN TEXT Mm did God exalt with hla right hand to be a prince and a Savior. Acta 6:31. To place a modern war map by the side of tho ancient one will holp to make the places Paul visited more real. In both of the events of this lesson reference Is made to the read ing and use of the Scriptures, and teachers should use that to smpliaslze the reading of the Bible by both old and young. There Is real patriotism as well as safety and a liberal educa tion in Bible study. Paul reached ThcBsalonlca about twenty years after the establishment of the Christian church, remained perhaps Ave or six months and then . went on to Berea. Modern Salonlkl r.as been since the Roman days of Thessalonlca an im portant center, thriving nnd prosper ous of later years till the recent Balkan-Turkish war. I. At Thessalonlca (vv. 1-9) (1) Rea soning (vv. 1-5) (a) The place. On this second journty Silas and Timo thy (v. 14) were Paul's companions. Recently driven from Phlllppl (I Thess, 2:1-2) they at once repaired to the synagogue upon reaching the city, knowing that thore they could gain a foothold Tilth botb Jew and Gentile. It was Paul's usual means (v. 2 Am. R. V ). Doubtless during the two weeks the disciples used every opportunity for discussion. Paul made use of the Sabbath day of assembly al though Christians met on the Arst day of the week for thoir own distinctive service (Acts 20:7) He also reasoned from the Scriptures which the Jews so highly revered. The best agent for doing personal work Is the word of God (Eph. 6-17; Jer. 23:29: Jas. 1:18; I PeL 1:25). (2) Tho method. Paul employed three, (a) He rea soned that Christ must suffer. Why? (See Isa. 53:6: Math. 26:28; Heb. 9:22; John 19:36). Paul had only the Old Testament We have also the New to bring to our aid. (b)That "Christ must rise ?rom the dead" like Peter at Pentecost. Paul proved this from the Old Testament. If we will allow the Holy Spirit to "open the Scriptures" to us we will And things new end old and (.xclalm that where as "once I was bltrd now I see." (c) He "alleged and affirmed" (sot forth), e. g., gave teRtlm.-.ny that "this Jesus whom I rrorlalm unto you Is the Christ." Paul knew that the hlstor-, leal Jesus was the glorified Christ, for he had met him "In the way" to Da mascus. Paul's manner of life In the city as he lived nnd preached Jesus was much that l contributed greatly to his success. I'l3 "manner of life was blameless" (Acts 26:4); he sup ported himself (I Thos. 2:9; II Thes. 3:8). (2) Rocer.tlon (v. 6-10). At Arst these men were received as from God by large numbers (v. 4. See I Thess. 1:6-10). But the gospel then as now causes dlv'slons. Not all pro fessed followers of God know or ac cept the gospel. Paul's success aroused the envy of the Jews Just as every successful servant Is envied by those of lesser light. The charge brought against Pnul and Silas (v. 6) was In large measure true, and It was a good testimony und tribute to their effectiveness. It was also In accord with Christ's prop!ecy. (Math. 10:34; Luke 12:53). It K the business of the gospel to accomplish Just such re sults. We need more of ruch as shall turn the wrong side down and the right Bide up. These men were ac cused of "saying that there Is an other King, ono Jesus." To preach huraanltarianlsm, the ethics of Jesus, nnd not to acknowledge and obey the king whoso right It is to reign. Is to be untrue to the Messiah that Paul and Silas preached, and who is re vealed In the woiM of God. (Ps. 2:8 12; Acts 25:8; Rm. 13.1-7). Such a testimony Is not today acceptable In manv places and gives rise, even as In Thessalonlca of old. to persecution. If not crass and crude physical at tacks, It takes th more refined forms of sarcasm, detraction and social os tracism. Paul waa also accused of treason and the Mtithorltles, to avoid a public trial and the making of trou ble at Rome for the city and Its rulers, took security literally an Indemnity against possible damage which should be forfeited If guilt be found and sent the missionaries away. Thus God did not suffer his children to be test ed above what thoy were able to bear (I Cor. 10:13 R V.). That Paul's work In the city was deep and gen uine we can see !y reading I Thess. 1:6. II. At Berea. (r 10-15). Tbe dis ciples' departure ty night was an act of prudence (Main. 10:23), and Paul continued his greut Interest In the con verts he had left. See the two letters addressed to thnt church. Reaching Berea Paul began as usual to preach Jesus Arst of all to the Jews. The citizens of Berea were "more noble" and have continued to this day as a great Inspiration io Blbl students (witness the Ber-f-n series of lesson helps). (I) They "received the word with readiness of mind." There was a hunger for spiritual food and they partook of It with i. relish. Some re ceive truth undei compulsion while others hunger for It. (See I Thess. 1:7; 3:10). (2) "Senrched" (exam ined) tho Scriptures dally. (2) Each day they sought the mind of God. The Scriptures were the word of God to them and not to be hastily examined. Systematic, regular study with a defi nite purpose In rrtnd, e. g., to see If Paul had told the truth about ChrlBt (John 5:391. That they studied not about casuistical cuestiona of author ship. Htorary form and historically, but to tench. Is evlde iced to our satisfac tion by the results, for we read (S) "therefore many cf them believed." Musical? ' Hncon I tiiHliTHtnnd your new neighbors lire iiiiinIchI. Egbert Are whnt? 'MuhIpiiI." "WIio siild thut?" "Oh, 1 heiird It. Is It not so?" "Well, I reckon ho likes to fiddle und tho wlfes like to yell, If thnt' what you menu," Yonkers Statesman. Speedy. "Does that new watch of yours keep good time?" "You bet It does! There Isn't n clock In town that can keep tip with It?" Tho Effects of Opiates. THAT INFANTS are peculiarly susceptible to opium and Its variooa pieparations, all of which are narcotic, is well known. Even in the smallest Toses, if continued, tbene opiates cause changed in the func tions and growth of the cells which are likely to become permanent, causing imbecility, mental perversion, a craving for alcohol or narcotics in later life. Nervous diseases, such aa intractable nervous dyspepsia and lack of staying powers are a result of dotting with opiates or narcotics to keep children quiet In their infancy. The rule among physicians is that children should never receive opiates in the smallest dueee for moro than a day at a time, and only then if unavoidable. The administration of Anodynes, Drops, Cordials; Soothing Syrups and other narcotics to children by any but a physician cannot be too strongly decried, and the druggist should not be a party to it. Children who are ill need the attention of a physician, and it is nothing leas tlian a crime to dose them willluny witn narcotics. -. Caatoria contains no narcotics If signature of Chas. II. Fletcher. Genuine Castoria always bears the The Difference. "This poet sxiiks of tho 'circumam bient tilr.' What kind of air Is that?" "Oh, he moans ordinary iilr, as dis tinguished from the ulr thut Is agi tated by electr'c fans, patent systems of ventilation anil thunderous appeal for preparedness." "I want cut nites on this Job." "What Is It?" "Trimming my trees ami hedges.' T It's a Picnic Getting Ready for a Picnic If you choose Spuiih Olives Pickles Sweet Reluh Ham Loaf Veal Loaf Chicken Loaf Fruit Preserves JeDiei Apple Butler Luncheon MeU a 7 A m r i Libby, McNeill & Libby Chicago SCHEME PROVED A FAILURE Tight-Fisted Old Gentleman More Than -Met His Match in Shrewd Physician. A tight-fisted old nuin, feeling very sick, asked n friend to recommend n ph.vsldiui. The friend named u cer tain specialist. "Is he very expensive?" nsked the sick man. "Well, not so very. He'll chnrge you four dt. liars for the first visit imtl two dollars for Mich one nfter thnt." The old fellow soon nfterwurtl walked Into the olliee of the physician named by his friend, tint! upon being admitted tu the consulting room planked down two dollars, rLxutirkliig : "Well, doctor, here 1 urn tiirulu." The physician calmly picked up the money Mini put It lu a drawer, which he locked securely. The sick limn looked on expectantly, iiwiiltlns tin? next move. "Well.- I'm rendy tc be examined," he said nt length." . ' "1 don't think It's necessary." re plied the shrewd specialist. "There's no need to do It npilu. Keep rij.'lit on taking the same medicine, llood day, sir." The man who looks straight nhead misses n lot on the side. Honesty Is n good thing In collec tion with Insurance policies. And they have a charming new flavour delicious, different, the true essence of the corn not found in corn flakes heretofore. ; The intense heat of the new process of manufacture raises tiny bubbles on each delicious brown flake and these little puffs are the identifying feature. These new flakes are firmer, crisper, and don't crumble in the package in comparison, ordinary corn flakes are as "chaff." Your grocer can send you a package of New Post Toasties IP YOU OR ANT FRIEND Snffrr with Klieuiuiitltm or Neurit!, aenteaa chronic, write (or ruy UttK HOOK on lllinima tlnm il Caune anil Cure. Miwt n nnuerfnl bout ever wrltu-u. It's abnolutely Hi bit. Jnm jV Um, lx-pi. C. W., lirtH-kUiu, aliuub Adv. Disappointed Hope. "I told that Invegti-rnte gossip, Mrs. Gnbby, Hint I saw young Illghfly tak ing lunch with a married woman In the fashionable restaurant" "And was he?" ".Sure. It wus his mother." A man und bis wife ore different ulso Indifferent nfter they have been married n few yenrs. It bears the signature Tact "What do you think of my comrade whom I Introduced tc you?" suld the naval officer to tlte pretty girl at the naval bull. "I think," she inswered, glancing at the comrudt's mentioned standing it rot ml her, "Unit you have got ine 1st a nice mess." Itultimoru American. Two women ra'i remain good friends if they don't meet often. 3 Pork and Bean Ready to Serve Food Products aid en Llhby'$ at I BROWN'S LATE HOME-COMING Striking Clocks Recistered a Record for Gentleman of Somewhat Convivial Habits. Brown hud come home very late after n convivial evening rit A smok ing concert nnd had consumed more cigars and refreshments that was good for him. It was midnight when lie reached1 home, but be did not know It. "Ah!' he muttered, "If the church clock would only strike, I should know the time. It's too dark to see." But hark ! Just us be spoke the clock begun to strike. Breuthlessly, Brown counted. "One, two, three, four, live, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve!" But ut that moment another clock began. "Thirteen," counted Brown, "four teen, fifteen great Scott! sixteen, seventeen, eighteen gracious nine teen, twenty. (!!!), twenty-one, twtn-ty-two (!!!), twenty-three mercy oa us ! twenty-four (!!!)." Mopping his steaming brow he ex claimed: "My word, I've never beea out so late in all my life !" I'ittsburgli (.'hroniele-Tolegmpli. Silence has every other kind of l bluff bucked off the boards. Nothing boosts the value of blest Ings like their removal. They Stand Up- Unlike common corn flakes, the New Post Toasties don't mush down when milk or cream is added. 7 t
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