fHE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURG, PA. ! Will Prove It Hlmielf. i There la no excuse for using obrupt (tnd inelegant language In accusing a man of deliberate mendacity. Let him go on talking and If he Is what you think he la he will tell it on himself. What Is Real7 The professor who went five days Jwlthoat eating aayg the pain caused 11. .mi nii la ilmnsr nnrpiv im j aginary. Maybe ao, but the pleasure NXof eating la real. Without Exception. Rvarr normal girl passes through a period when she wishes her name were Celeste or aometning or tne aina Columbus (0.) Journal. Doing Wefl on Small Means. t o nn nraan commendation to man age a little well. He la a good wagoner that caa tura In a little room. Bishop HaH. A ad Deserves Them. Then, again, it Is the fellow who goes fishing for compliments who gets the most robtiffa. Pittsburgh Sun. To Prevent Cheese Molding. A good way to prevent cheese from molding is to wrap it In a cloth wrung out In vlneRnr and then In paper. "Stonewall" Jackson. Thomas Jonathan Jackson was bom January il, 1824, at ClarkBburg, Va., now - West Virginia. Ills baptismal names have been almost forgotten In the greater fame of the name he won by his stout defense of a position at the llrst battle of Bull Run "Stone- wall." He was a graduate of West i Point and served In the Mexican war 1 of 1810, returning home as a major. In February, 1852, ho resigned from the army and became professor lc Lex ington (Va) Military Institute. Al though at first opposing secession ho u ns a champion of the Southern state's rights theory and in 1861 became col onel in the army of Virginia and sub sequently was promoted to be major general la the Confederate army. His record In the war Is familiar, as is his death through the error of his own men while making a reconnaissance May !, 18G3. Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle ot CA3TOKIA, a safe and sure remedy foi Infants and children, and see that II Bears the Signature In Use For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria School and Bad Habits. Charles A. Van Matre, former super intendent of the Delaware county pub lic scboolB, says that in Anderson the other day a small boy got Into some kind of difficulty with the teacher and the latter sent a note to the boy's mother to come to the school building and talk the matter over with her. The mothur, who Is a hard-working woman whose time Is well occupied, not to be outdone In the note-writing business by a mere teacher, wrote the following: "Miss Blank I have to work and ain't got no time to be running around to schoolhouses. Besides they ain't any use of it Johnny is a good boy and couldn't have any bad habits be cause this ia only his first year In school." Indianapolis News. Frank Statement. "Are jo one of those reformers who Is willing to stand by the decision of the majority T" a militant prohibi tionist was asked. "Cortalnly not," answered the mili tant one, with gnjat dignity. "If I didn't think I knew better than the majority what Is good tor them I would not be In the reforming busi ness." 8lmple Truth. Irate Editor (to reporter) What do you moan by writing "Among the pret tiest glrla at the dance was Captain FltzboJir The captain Is a man, I presume. Reporter Yes, but he was among the prettiest girls there the whole timet The New Grocer. She Have you any good farmers' eggs? He Br wouldn't hens' eggs do. ma'am t Philadelphia Ledger. "I Eat Grape-Nuts v the Year Round and ft agrees with me," writes a doctor, "better than any breakfast food on the market unless there is one I have not tried." Grape-Nuts is scientifically prepared to agree with both strong and weak digestions. Long baking about 20 hours partially pre-digests the starch cells for quick, easy assimilation. Besides, Grape-Nuts sup plies, in concentrated form, all of the nutriment of wheat and barley, including the in valuable mineral elements often lacking in ordinary food. Wax-sealed crisp ready to eat and economical. "There's a Reason" for Grape-Nuts sold by Grocers. IMMORTAL GETTYSBURG SPEECH k 0URSC0RE and seven forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, In a larger sense, we cannot dedicate we cannot consecrate we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us, the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It Is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion; that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom; and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. SpMck al Abraham Llncola at tlx dedication o(GUy burg CasMlary, Noveaber 19, 1863, INSPIRATION PEN Some Thoir"3 on the Gettys burg Oration, Well Described as Immortal. THE FACT that President Wilson writes bis messages In shorthand and then transcribes his notes on a typewriter has given rise to some spec ulation as to whether this contrib utes to tbe style of his state papers. The variety of methods used by au thors makes It unsafe to dogmatize on the subject. But that the writing out of his messages by band benefits the style cannot ba doubted. While short hand suggests speed, it does not nec essarily Imply It when the writer la committing bis own thoughts to paper. He might linger as long over a pot hook as over an ordinary character. But tbe writer who uses a pen feels a certain inspiration in it, and as be writes various synonyms come troop ing through his mind and he has the time to select the ono that expresses his meaning with the greatest nicety, says the St Louis Globe-Democrat A magazine writer, in discussing the president's method, suggests that when one operates a typewriter the cessation of the click of the machine Interrupts the continuity of the thought This disadvantage is not so obvious as that arising from the fact that the speed of the typewriter pre cludes careful selection of synonyms. Hut either method of writing Is pre ferable to dictation, for dictation causes prolixity and the speed pre vents fine discrimination in the use of words. It is also responsible for many extreme utterances. The famous letter General. Egan wrote about Gen eral Miles affords an Illustration. Much of Its heat was generated in the process of dictation. Lincoln's Gettysburg add'ess 1b es teemed a model of conciseness. It was the result of a lifelong habit of composition. As a boy Lincoln bad neither slate nor scratchpad. He wrote on a shingle with a piece of charcoal. The only way he could erase his writing was by shaving the shingle. We have tbe testimony of one of the telegraphers in the war department that President Lincoln, when compos ing v telegram, whispered It over to himself before committing it to paper. The telegrapher knew nothing of the shingle, but we may trace the habits of the man to hlr childhood. Is It too much to argue that had Mr. Lincoln been accustomed to dictating to a stenographer we might have never bad tbe Gettysburg classic? And Is It not possible that the limited library of the Lincoln boy proved a blessing to him? It was composed of tbe very best books In our language and he read and reread them and thon wrote the essence of them on his shingle and told tbem to his playmates In bis own language. The self-education of Lincoln Is one of tbe marvels of his tory. GRAVE OF LINCOLN'S MOTHER r - .' 1 1 Looked Ahead as Statesman. ' Whilo I desired tbe result ot the late canvass to have been different, 1 still regard it as an exceeding small matter. I think we have fairly en tered upon a durable struggle as to whether this nation Is to ultimately became all slave or all fri. and though I fall early in the contest, It Is nothing if I shall have contributed in the least degree, to the final right ful result Letter to H. D. Shame. December 8, 1858. Fitted for Great Position. There could have been no hnttnr nr mnro Idnallv fit man for the arp.nl tusk which Lincoln was sot to perform He was the gentlest, kindest man that nnr had such a burden laid on him. So the nation does well to keep him In remembrance, tor be Is Its noblest product ' '!.!'. '"''''WlllTllJli'" '""': S years ago our fathers brought IN NATION'S HEART More Enduring Than Granite Me morial Is Inscribed Lin coln's Name. WE have raised tall granite columns In memory of men Whose deeds have won them glory and their lives heroic been; Memorials, lest we forget the kind of of men they were, To keep alive the gratitude that thought of them should stir. We weave their names In story, tong and eulogistic speech, While remembering the lessons that noble lives should teach. One needs no granite columns to per petuate his fame ' Deep graven on the human heart Is Abraham Lincoln's name. Hit youth spent 'midst the rugged scenes of western frontier life, When every day meant hours of toll and every hour meant strife; Where face to face with nature he her free-born spirit breathed, And was heir to sturdy manhood by fearless sires bequeathed. His mind was an Inquiring one, books his companions were, Though the sources then of knowledge, compared with now, were rare; But inch by Inch and step by step he forward pressed his way. Until he found himself the peer of leaders of his day. As lawyer, legislator and as congress man he shone With grim originality and power all his own, And when the nation called him to the presidential chair i They found hi him leader well equipped to do and dare. Hla memory Is history; how well he did his part Is proven, for his name's Inscribed upon the nation's heart. His life a benediction, falling like some "holy psalm " We know him now as they did then, as "Father Abraham." The dear old flag he loved so well un sullied still remains. With not a single mark or spot of trea son's cruel stains; O'er a united land It waves from moun tain top to sea, An emblem Is to all the world of jus tice, liberty. Fraternal bonds bind all the states In one united whole; What now exists was clearly seen by his prophetlo soul. Though massive monuments we raise, thus honoring his name, Yet In the hearts of patriots shall live his truest fame. Augustus Treadwell, In New York Times. LINCOLN LIKED THE DRAMA Showed a Preference for Shakespeare's Tragedies and 8erlous Histories. Lincoln liked tbe drama, the New Tork Evening Mall observes. Perhaps If he had not liked it so much he would have lived many years longer, since otherwise be would hardly have put himself In Wilkes Booth's way on that fatal night In April, 1865. But be never pretended to any knowledge or connolsseurshlp whatever. Most of bis life had bee passed In a country town and at a time when few great actors ever appeared In such small places as Springfield, 111. In a sale oT the autographs, prints and playbills which belonged to tbe late Douglas Taylor there la a copy of a letter rrom Lincoln to James H. Hackett, dated Washington, August 17, 1863, afterward printed in tbls form for private circulation, which contains the following: . "I have seen very little of the drama. Some of Shakespeare's plays 1 have never read, whilst others I have gono over perhaps as frequently as any unprofessional reader. Among tbe lat ter are 'Lear,' 'Richard III,' 'Henry VIII.' 'Hamlet, and especially 'Mac beth I think tbe soliloquy In 'Hamlet' commencing, 'O, my offense Is rank' surpasses 'To be or not to be.' " No one but the modest Lincoln would have gone out of his way to tell a Shakesperean scholar that he had never read some of Shakespeare's plays. It is Interesting to see that Lin coln's preference fixed itself upon the tragedies and the most serious of the htBtorlus. His choice of "O, my offense Is rank" over "To be or not to bo" seems rather strange. Tbe soliloquy is tbe king's desperate bemoaning of his perfidy and cruelty In murdering bis brother. Family Religion Br REV. JAMES M. CRAY, a D Data at Moody BibU laMuala TEXT-I will walk within my home with a perfect heart.-Pa. 101:1 1. This Psalm Indicates that it was written at some remarkable period in ' the Psalmist's Ufa mi li a n It seemed more than ever Incumbent on blm to lead a life of personal holiness. It has sometimes been called "Tbe Psalm ot Pious Resolu tions," because In its eight verses it contains no less than nine "wills" end five "ehalls." It has also been called "The Horn e holder's Psalm," because it refers to tbe author's life In his home. To be sure tbe home Is a roy al court and yet the principles which should govern there should govern In a humbler sphere. 2. The text suggests tbe thought of Family Religion, and the opening of the New Year is a good time to make our resolves in regard to It The Im portance of the family in the redemp tion scheme is seen in this that of the three fundamental agencies to re form and save tbe world, the family comes before either the church or the state, for without it neither of tbem could survive. And then, too, the family Is the place where our true character is exhibited and our most potent Influence is exercised. 3. The text suggests at least two things tbat will be truo of tbe home wherein each one seeks to walk "with I a perfect heart" First, it will have I a family altar. Even the heathen have their household gods representing the deities they worship, and surely we who know the true God should have j some acknowledgment of him in our I homes. But tbe family altar Can only be sustained where the true Christian life Is lived behind it. The odor of true piety manifests Itself, not only In words, but In looks and tones and In me general atmospnere pervaaing everything and predominating over It. 4. We should note particularly tbat family religion Is a personal matter. The Psalmist says: " T will walk within my house with a perfect heart" The husband cannot throw this re sponsibility upon his wife and relievo himself of it, nor vice versa. It is the obligation of parents no less than children, and of children no less than parents. But It Is very clear that it the resolution Is to be carried out on the part of any or all, the strength to do it must be looked for only from the Lord. We must do what David did even before ho gave utterance to his vow, when he exclaimed, "Oh, when wilt thou come unto me?" It Is only as God comes unto us, as be fills us with his Holy Spirit through our faith In Christ that we can be so instruct ed and sanctified and quickened as to discharge this solemn duty. Let us then seek him In a new sense and with renewed consecration at the be ginning of this year, that dwelling In us individually In power, be may dwell in our households. O happy house! where thou art loved the boat. Tnr friend and Bavlor of our race. Where never comes such welcome, hon ored guest. Where none enn ever All thy place; Where every heart soes forth to meet thee. Where every ear attends thy word. Where every lip with blesnlnn irreets thee, Where all are waiting on their Lord. 0 hnppy house! where man and wife tn heart, In fnlth. and hope are one. That neither Ufa nnr death can ever part The holy union here begun; Where both are sharing one salvation. And live before thee, Tord, always. In gladness or In tribulation In happy or In evil days. 5. It has been assumed throughout that Christians were being addressed in this discourse, and by Christians is meant th'vse who have received Jesus Christ as their Savior by a defi nite act of faith, and by his grace are seeking to follow him as their Lord. Only such" as these have a desire to "walk within their house with a per fect heart," and only such as these know the source of power to accom plish It If at the beginning ot this new year therefore, you are not yet a Christian in that sense, lot me affec tionately plead ' with you to become such. The things tbat are happening in tbe world today must convince us that no abiding hope or help can come from man, and as we look forward to the future serious questions must arise within us. What about that fu ture? Whither am I going? How may 1 be right with God? O husbands and fathers; O wives and mothers; O parents and children, let me plead with you to accept Christ that you may possess tbe peace and joy of known salvation. In this way first of all, must God come to you In order to have awakened within you a de sire for a perfect heart, and after that there is a continual coming of his grace to you which strengthens you in tbat desire and helps you to see It realized. Languages of the World. Strange as It may seem, there are more than four thousand languages spoken by mankind, while the num ber of dialects exceeds this. There are more than sixty vocabula-les in Brasll and in Mexico the Nahua is broken up into some seven hundred dialects. There are hundreds in Borneo, while In Australia there Is no classifying tbe complexities. Assum ing tbat CO dialects on the average belong to each language, we have the colossal total ot 250,000 linguistic varieties. J Qucmo g i ml KiranoNAi stwrsaiooL Lesson (By B. O. SELLERS, Acting Director ot Sunday School Course Moody Bible In stitute, Chicago.) LESSON FOR FEBRUARY 14 SAMUEL CALLED TO BE A PROPHET. LESSON TEXT I Hamuel 3:1-13, 19, 30. GOLDEN TEXT Bpeak, Jehovah; for thy servant heureth-! Samuel 1.9, R. V. Samuel was tbe last judge and the first of the order of prophets. His name means "asked of God," and he was dedicated to God (1:11) as a Naz arite. In fulfillment of his mother's vow he was brought to the temple when be was a young child (1:24), Jo sepbua says, at twelve years ot age. Hannah's song of rejoicing (2:1-10) is the expression ot a great soul and a choice piece of literature. Samuel had the advantage of being well born, but after studying Ell's household we are not so confident as to the environ ment amid which he was placed. I. Samuel's Vision, vv. 1-10. The young child entered heartily into the temple worship and duties as directed by tbe aged priest, EH. Tbls man was not faithful In giving the people the word of God. "It was rare" (margin) and tbe result was that "therb was no frequent vision" (R. V.). The word Is also "pre"cious" (v. 1; Ps. 19:9, 10), though when it is as common as It Is in this land men frequently set but little store by It. God will judge men for such laxity even as be judged Israel (Amos 8:4-6. 11, 12). A vision Is a knowledge ot a need and of the resources at our command. Ell and his sons had no vision and a people lacking in this direction perish (Prov. 29:18). Jehovah is about to make known to Israel his will and In so do ing be passes over this Indulgent father and chooses the child Samuel. Teach ableness and obedience are the chief characteristics of childhood and these traits count for more with God than does age or experience (Matt. 11:25. I Tim. 4:12, Matt. 21:6). Samuel had not acquired the conceit of youth, he was faithful to his duties, respectful to his elders and did not boast ot his accomplishments nor of the special revelation which came to him. Sam uel slept In the holy place of the "sa cred tent" near Ell, for tbe great temple was not yet built. As such ho Is a type for the Christian (Ps. 27:4) It was there that the Lord revealed himself to him (John 1:14 R. V. mar gin). One of Samuel's duties as the special attendant of EH was to open the house of God every morning, also to tend the sacred lamp which burned from evening to morning (Ex. 27:20 21). As he attended to these duties i God made himself known to Samuel 1 (v. 4). God frequently calls men and i they are not at home but have gone 1 Into the far country. Samuel knew i God as every devout worshiper knew ! him, but bad not yet received a direct I revelation, hence he "did not yet know 1 Jehovah." Thinking at once of the ! priest Samuel ran to receive orders or to render service. Had he disre garded the voice he would not In the end have received his clear revelation To have closed his ears, turned over for further sleep or to have risen hesi tatingly would, In all probability, have prevented any further calls (Prov, 1:24, 25, 28). God wants, for special services, those who make glad re sponse to his first call (Isa. 6:8; Luke 9:59-62; Acts 9:6). Three times the call comes and three times Samuel makes reply. Tie teacher needs to be ever alert to take advantage of these opportu nlties to unfold and enforce the claims of Christ and to challenge an Imme diate decision of the soul. Happy are they who like Samuel hear and recog nize, even though it be a progressive revelation, tbe voice of Jehovah, and hearing, obey it There is little need at present for the audible voire, for we have the word and the still small volca of the Holy Spirit The voice Samuel heard became a vision (v. 15). II. Jehovah's Verdict, w. 11-13, 19, 20. The chapter following tells ot the defeat of Israel, tbe capture of tbe ark and the death of Eli and bis sons. These were tbe things "at which both the cars of everyone that heareth It shall tingle." Tbe word of Jehovah stands fast and what be speaks that he performs "from the beginning even unto the end" (Luke 21:32, Numbers 23:19). The word of Jehovah to Sam uel about tbe house of Ell was one calculated to strike terror and silence Into the lad's heart Ell was not Igno rant of the wickedness of his sons (2:27-36). Eli learns from Samuel Je hovah's message. Ell was a great and good man, submissive to God's will, but he was a weak man, rather tbnn just piously resigned. He might bet ter have prayed for mercy and strength to deal with bis wicked sons. However, it was tea late to change their Uvea "And Samuel grew and Jehovah was with him" (w. 19. 20; see also Luke 2:52). Jesus also grew normally (Luke 1:80). "When God calls be qualifies; when he qualifies he calls" (Matthew Henry). Samuel was trained in the house of God to be a great prophet (1) by the dedication of his parents and the prayers of bis mother; (2) by' the teaching of Eli, the priest of God; (3) by the routine of service In tbe duties assigned him; (4) by the testing of temptation in his contact vitb tbe sons of EH. Much Work for Small Money. There are 825 separate operations in the manufacture of a watch that sells for a dollar. Dally Thought Nothing will ever be attempted If all possible objections must be first over come Dr. Johnson. Richest Phoepnate Mine. The world's richest phosphate mine Is on the island ot Curacao. Sentiment Jolted. Just as the happy husband of a few months was about to leave home for the dally office grind bis wife placed a hand upon his arm. "Harry, dear," she softly said, "haven't you a lock of my balr some where In your pocket?" "I have, indeed, sweetheart," was the prompt response of hubby, as be affectionately embraced the sharer of his sorrows and joys. "I have it right here In tbe pocket close to my heart!" "That's fine, Harry!" delightedly re turned little wlfey. "Won't you please take It and see If you can match me some puffs when you go downtown?" Philadelphia Telegraph. tn the Trenches. "No blankets, captain." "Well, boys, we'll Just have to cover ourselves with glory." Some men have brains but never know when to use them. WHEN KIDNEYS ACT BAD TAKE GLASS OF SALTS Eat Less Meat If Kidneys Hurt or You Have Backache or Bladder Misery Meat Forms Uric Acid. No man or woman who eats meat regularly can make a mistake by flush ing the kidneys occasionally, says a well-known authority. Meat forms uric acid which clogs the kidney pores so they sluggishly flltor or strain only part of the waste and poisons from the blood, then you get sick. Nearly all rheumatism, headaches, liver trou ble, nervousness, constipation, dizzi ness, sleeplessness, bladder disorders come from sluggish kidneys. The moment you feel a dull ache In the kidneys or your back hurts, or if the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of sediment, irregular of passago or at tended by a sensation. of scalding, get about four ounces ot Jad Suits from any reliable pharmacy and take a tnklespoonful In a glass ot water be fore breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This fa mous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with lit hia and has been used for genera tions to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to activity, also to neu tralize the acids In urine so It no longer causes irritation, thus ending bladder disorders. Jad Salts is Inexpensive and cannot injure; makes a delightful efferves cent lithia-water drink which all reg ular meat eaters should tnko now and then to keep the kidneys clean and tho blood pure, thereby avoiding se rious kidney complications. Adv. Story Tellers. "Do you find that set of books you bought Interesting?" "Not very," confessed the man who tries to Improve himself. "Do you regret your bargain?" "A little. I'd feel better about it if t ho man who comes around to collect the cash was as good at telling a funny yarn as the one who sold me the books." Tit-Hits. The Principal One. "Are you familiar with the motives of Blink's new play?" "Yes; he needed money." SOFT WHITE HANDS Under Most Conditions If You Use Cutlcura. Trial Free. The Soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to soothe and heal. Nothing better or more effective at any price than these fragrant supercreamy emol lients. A one-night treatment will test them in the severest forms of red, rough, chapped and sore liands. Sample each free by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. XY Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. Tolstoy's Teachings. If peoplo would but understand that they are not the sons of some father land or other, nor of governments, but are sons of God, and can, therefore, neither be slaves nor enemies, one of another those Insane, unnecessary, worn-out pernicious organizations called governments, and all the suffer ings, violations, humiliations and crimes which they occasion, would cease. Leo Tolstoy. Reasonable Theory. Boss No; we have all the men we need. Laborer Seems like you could take one more, tbe little bit of work he'd do. Judge. The Reason. "Your new clerk appears to be very blue about his work." "That's only because he's green." Carolina Corn Country The Gulf Stream LandofMild Winters Thousands of Acres Rich, Black, Sandy Loam. Eastern state level Coast Lands or rolling Up-lands of Middle State. New virgin farms or lands already under tillage. Corn, Cotton, Tobacco, Peanuts, Trucking, Hay and Live Stock Ample monthly rainfall. Sunshine every day in the year. Twelve hours from New York. Low priced lands. Special excursion rates twice a month. Write for free colored maps and descriptive booklet Address B. E. RICE, General Industrial Agent, Dept. 6 NORFOLK SOUTHERN RAILROAD NORFOLK. VIRGINIA "Why Docs Papa Walk The Fh:r?" ' At niht f Bahy h rratleai and will rof ilren. Too roiny father, an rnutheri have ileepleaa mghta hecatine of oahy'a little nerve. 11a aula be toothed give your boy or girl baby a dose of ,V "K. t AliKNEY'S TEETHING SYRUI' The grcalrnt infant rtmcdv In the world. 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A 10-cent box frons any drug store means a clear bead, sweet stomach and clean, healthy liver and bowel action for months. Chil dren love Cascarets because they never gripe or sicken. Adv. No Reason Vhy. Benjamin String, Jr., governor oi New York's federal reserve bank, said at a recent luncheon: "Those who object to the new sys tem of federal banks must be of a lncldlous disposition. They must mis understand purposely the logic of the system. Like the girl you know. "One girl said to another: "'I always feel safe when there is a man In the house.' "The second girl with a nasty laugh, replied: "i don't see ha, ha, ha! I don't see any reason why you shouldn't,' " Marker for a Funeral. Matt Hogan was taking up a eolle tlon to meet funeral expenses for one of the fraternity who had died sud denly and penniless. He asked Ovs dollars from each contributor, a typi cal "tinhorn" came along and said, "Put me down for five." "Where's the money?" asked Matt "1 11 give it to you later." "What are you trying to do." de manded Hogan sharply, "put In a marker to help bury a dead man 7 Great Problem. "What was your office boy looking so thoughtful about this morning wbea I came In?" "He was trying to make up his mind whether be would fill my Inkstand or not." Marriage a La Mode. "When will their marriage besolen nlzed?" ( "As soon as it Is financed." Still a Nomad. "Why did your wife leave you?" "Force of habit, I guess. Sbe was a cook before I married her." For the treatment of colda, sore throat, etc., Drnn'a Mentholated Couch Dropa jit ure relief 6c at all good Druggists. Tbe more Indignant women can be come over a scandal tbe more the- enjoy It. Why accept a doubtful guarantee on roofing when you can get one signed by the largest man ufacturer of roofing and building papers in the world, with a saving in cost in the long run? 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