t DOES YOUR BACK ACHE? ' Backache Is usually kMneyacfce. Tlwra is only owe -way to remove the pata, you must reach the cause the ' kidneys. No tetter kidney remedy than Doan's Kidney Pills. They perma Tiently cure all kid ney Ills. John C. Nolan, 173 K St., So. Boston. Maes., says: "I had backache, pains In my head, dlzry spells and urine scalded terribly. I doctored with physician and Onally went to O Hospital. In stead of growing better I grew worso and left the hospital entirely discour aged. Luckily I began using Doan's Kidney Pills and was completely cured. There has boen no sign of kid ney trouble for live years." Remember the name Doan's. For sale by a'l dealers. 60 cents a box. Fofiter-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. T. PUT 'EM TO SLEEP. Noyellst When I'm writing a novel, I lose considerable sleep over it. Critics Oh! well, what's your loss Is your readers' gain. STOMACH MISERY VANISHES Indigestion, Gas, Sourneaa and Dys pepsia Go and Your 8tomaph Feels Fino in Five Minutes. A your meals don't tempt you, 01 what little jou do eat seems to fill you, or lays like a lump of lead in your stomach, or If you have heart burn or a sick, sour, upset or gassy stomach, that Is a sign of Indigestion Ask yonr Pharmacist for a 60-ccnl ease of Pape's Dlapepsln and take a little Just as soon as you can. There will be no sour risings, no belching of undigested food mixed with acid no stomach gas or heartburn, fullness or heavy feeling in the stomach, Nau sea, Debilitating Headaches, Dizzl ness or Intestinal ' griping. This will all go, and besides, there will be no undigested food left over In the stom ach to poison your breath with nause ous odors. Pape's Dlapepsln Is certain cure foi out-of-order stomachs, because it pre vents fermentation and takes hold ol your food and digests it Just the sam aa If your stomach wasn't there. Relief in five minutes from all stom ach misery is waiting for you at any drug store here In town. These large EO-cent cases of Pape's Dlapepsln contain more than sufficient to thoroughly cure any case of Dys pepsia, Indigestion, Gastritis or any ther stomach disturbance. HOME OF EXILED XING IN ENGLAND At the One Horse. Jero I' Sullivan, the bead of the Hotel and Restaurant Employees' In ternational alliance, said in Cincin nati, apropos of Labor dayt "Our American hotels are better than they used to be, and for this bet terment my organization deserves no Utile credit. "We have today no such hotels as the One Horse of Tin Can, where, if you asked for a bath, they used to give you a shovel and tell you to go down to the hollow and dam the creek. "An English earl once visited the One Horse hotel. The landlord with out ceremony led blm outside, point ed to a window on the fifth floor, and said: "Tbar's yer room.' - Note From the Basswood Bugle. Somebody took the rope off the bell In the Ore engine house to use for a clothesline, and now, when there Is a Are, the constable has to climb up Into the tower and ring the bell with a hammer. Somebody took the ham mer the other day and, when Hank Purdy's oorncrlb ketched fire, the con stable had to hurry down to Hunker's tore for to borry a hammer. HUllker had lent his hammer , to Deacon Ren frew, who llveu four miles out in the "ountry, and by the time the constable ad got there and hunted around in (he barn for the hammer and got back to the engine house, the angry ele ments had done their . worst and Hank's oorncrlb was a mass of Smol dering ruins. Judge's Library. It tent every ball player who can make a hit on tm ttage. "Don't Argufy A single dish of Post Toasties with sugar and cream tells the whole etory "The Memory Lfcsers" Voetaa Oral Oaarpaay, I BaUla Oriefi, atiafch hi ri j it . 4 1 j, i v V f ' . 4 77 v . . ........ vl i h ii ; mm i w Stella a.. Mi' " i k J LONDON, England. Manuel of Portugal, who Is now domiciled at Wood Norton, the country home of the duke of Orleans, Is still known as King Manuel and is treated with all the respect due to royalty. Before long Man uel and Queen Amelle probably will set up their own establishment at Craycombe, an old house on the duke of Orleans' estate, perched on a hill among thick game woods. Though old and not very large, It Is charmingly situated. Queen Amelle knows the place well, for she lived there for a short time before her marriage. Wood Norton itself Is far from being palatial, but it Is a large house and Its royal pretensions are emphasized by the fleur-de-lis that appear everywhere about it Its great gates once stood before the palace at Versailles. TO CHOKE A BORE Device Arranged to Protect New Yorker and Family. J. Montgomery Gubblns Makes Con trivance to Absorb Silly Chatter of Neighbor and Throw It Back at Her. New York. "See this funnel?" said J. Montgomery Gubblns the other af ternoon. He held up an ordinary tin funnel the kind grocery men keep near the vinegar barrel. "This funnel," continued J. Mont gomery Gubblns, without waiting for a' reply, "contains my own arrange ment of violin strings and syphons and along this snout you see there Is a little keyboard. It will find any per son's 'note' and I call It 'the Gubblns silencer and word catcher.' "I was forced by circumstances to Invent this contrivance for the protec tion of my family and my own peace of mind. It happened this way: "The wife of our next door neighbor on the left of our Omaha home Is a bore. It was her habit before this," and he waved the funnel, "to call on us several times a week Just at din ner time. She always came to borrow something a cupful of sugar, a pint of milk or an egg. "'Oh, I mustn't keep you from your dinner' she would exclaim with a sniff. After declining an invitation to dinner she would take a few steps toward the door, then stop and talk and talk and talk, and every few words Bhe would remark that she JuBt must go home. "Courtesy forced my wife and me to stand and listen to her. On these oc casions I could always hear the dinner cool off. "Things came to a desperate pass one nlglit when we had a distin guished person from Clam Gulf dining with us. The neighbor was there and talked so long our dinner froze. Then there came a loud snap from the din ing room. Willie," my youngest son. was surreptitiously breaking an Icicle from the chicken's wing. And the dis tinguished person got mad because he wanted to do the talking himself. 'Ba,ng! An idea suddenly kicked me Into action. I rushed to the kitch en, snatched this funnel from the hands of the cook and ran to my work shop. Presently I emerged triumph ant. "Walking nonchalantly toward that talking female with the funnel held carelessly in my hand, I planted my self directly in front of her and pressed one of these keys. The result was Just aa I had planned. The wo man's Jaw kept on moving, but she spoke soundless words, at least the only sound heard was the tbud-thud of ber words dropping like pebbles into this funnel. "I pressed another key. The woman stretched her Jaws as wide open as he could, then her words began to roll from the funnel back Into her mouth. When her mouth was full of words I pressed a third key. Then she ate her own words. "I kept this up until she got a vio lent attack of indigestion and we had to send for the doctor. The medical man said but here's my train." BARS SALE BIRDS' PLUMAGE Aigrettes Cannot Be Sold by New York Milliners After July 1 Next by Statute. New York. The plumage of forty three specimens of birds formerly used to decorate women's hats can not be sold by the milliners of New York state after July 1 next, accord ing to the annual report of the Na tional Association of Audubon Socie ties. The most important feature of a law recently passed by the state leg islature, the report continues, is the prohibition of the sale of aigrettes. New York Is one of the three greatest centers for the sale of aigrettes, the others being Paris and London. The algretto is taken from the mother bh-d when nesting, and costs her life and the life of the young birds. The Audubon societies have been fighting for the protection of these birds for many years. The passage of the so-called plu mage bill will prevent the use of their plumage as well as that of most wild birds of the country and all the birds native of New York state. e TIGHTS BREAK STAGE LURE 8lxteen-Year-Old Girl Gives Up Her Aspirations to Be Star Taken to Her Home. St. Louis. Mlsst Isabel Embrey, six teen years old, who ran away from her home In Meridian, Miss., to go on the stage, was cured of her stage am bitions after dancing Jn tights for two nights in the chorus of a St. Louis theater. She forsook the footlights and fleshings for a prosaic Job in a department store, and was tearfully willing to return home with her pa rents. They left with her the other day for Meridian. , She said that she went first to Cin cinnati and played a minor part one night in the venerable drama, "East Lynne." As the ascent to a starshlp in the play proved more steep and difficult than she bad expected, she left Cincinnati for St. Louts. Father, mother and daughter bad a reunion at police headquarters, and the girl cried as she told of her ex periences. She bad been living at No. S501 Morgan street, but gave her address as the Jefferson hotel, she said, to impress ber girl friends In Meridian. Tramp 8ecures Pies. Sharon, Pa. "Fire! Fire!" shouted tramp at the home of Rev. Thomas Barnes in Brookflold township Just as the family sat down to chicken din ner. Everybody rushed out Just In time to see the man disappear. An other man went In the back door, stole the chicken and two pies from the table and fled before the family dis covered the trick. ' USE DOGS TO SOLVE CANCER - Animals to Drink Water in Which Fish Live to 8olve Cancerous Mysteries. East Portland, Me. Is cancer com municable through fish to human be ings? Through the establishment of a test bureau at the United States flsh hatcheries here the government In tends to try and settle for all time this much mooted question. Dogs are to be used In the experiment A half dozen little mongrels which will be enrolled as charter members of the "cancer squad", have Just arrived, ac companied by Dr. Harvey R. Gaylord, director of the Gratwlck cancer labor atory at Buffalo, N. Y. The doctor has achieved fame through bis discov eries thut the laws of Immunity ap ply to cancer. The dogs are to be fed on the best and most healthful sterilized food, have the best sanitary quarters and have a canine physician all their own. To appease their thirst they are only allowed to drink of a pond In which there are flsh. These fish and the dogs, carefully tended, may thus be made to solve another of the great puzzles of the medical world. That Is, If the cancerous proclivities of the fish are transmitted through the wa ter, then the dogs, It Is believed, will show It and prove that the danger of this disease is ever present for hu man beings who drink water In which fish live. Prof. Charles O. Atkins, In charge nf the hatchery, says: "We now bave a number of dogs and expect shortly to receive more, sent here to aid in investigating the cause of the throat disease known as goitre, which is one of the numerous forms of cancer." That the cancerous disease affecting both dogs and fishes Is similar In na ture has already been established. That It la Identical remains to be demonstrated. The relation between the two has not yet been worked out, and that is Just what the scientists want to learn, among other things. Dr. Harvey R. Gaylord, who Is In charge of the experiments being made, sold: "The dogB do not contract the can cer from the fishes, It is believed, but by drinking water from the ponds where the infected Hub specimens swim." The United States government Is at present taking under consideration the advisability of establishing a per manent station here where experi ments lu connection with cancer may be made upon dogs In lieu of human beings. Freedom to Wed Demanded. Rome. A movement is on foot among the telephone girls of Rome to have abolished the regulation which forbids them to marry before tbey reach the age of twenty-eight years. Italian women reach their prime be fore they are twenty, and consider their chances of marriage greatly les sened by this government regulation. Congress In China In 1913. Peking. An Imnerlal narllnmnnt ), first in the history of China, will be convened in ipis, according to an offi cial edict issued the other day. CHAMPAGNE OUTLOOK IS SAD Grapes Half Devoured by Insects, Half Withered by Mildew, Being Gathered In France. Paris. A . writer In the Temps draws a melancholy picture of the grope harvesting in , the Champagne districts. "The sight presented by (be Cham pagne vineyards, so animated and Joyous In the times of abundant har vests, is one of desolating sadness this year," be says. "Instead of long lines of workers gatborlng the thick clusters, a few wine growers only can be seen weighed down by Implacable fate. , . "And yet tbe grapes are being gathered, it these miserable berries half devoured by Insects, half with ered by mildew can be called grapes. Tbey are thrown Into casks and borne to the furnace, where they are burned that that eggs of tbe Insects, tbe germs of tbe parasites may be de stroyed and not endanger the next season's crops. "Champagne, at this time of the year, la always crowded with work ers from Alsace and Belgium, who come for tbe grape gathering. This year the district Is deserted. In the villages the misery Is appalling. "For four years vine growers have had to fight to preserve their vines, and In those four years tbey bave only gathered tbe value of one good harvest ' Many are - Irretrievably ruined." CARIBOU STOPS PACK TRAIN Ten Thousand of Animals Seen by Miners on Trail Between Circle and Fairbanks. Seattle, Wash. Caribou In a herd of countless hundreds, densely crowd ed on a mountainside, held up pack train for four hours while tbe antlered host passed slowly by on a lonely trail between Circle and Fairbanks, Alaska. This was seen by CapL U. ' T, liar- nette, a mining operator. Just arrived here for the winter. . Tbe herd was one of the largest ever viewed by a white man Is the be lief of Captain Barnette. Reports printed In tbe local papers atate that this run of caribou was witnessed by persons In other parts of the Tanana bills. It Is estimated that the number of animals was 10,000. Tbe caribou were going south. Captain Barnette and bis pack train had Just reached a wide trail across tbe Tanana hills and was about to start the ascent, when a drove of caribou passed by. This herd was followed by smaller bands. Then it was seen that tbe herd stretched back as far as tbe eye could see. The stam peding animals bore down almost up on tbe party and thundered by In a flying wedge, tba- width averaging about one-quarter of a mile. It Is the first time In years that caribou bave traveled through the region between Circle and Fairbanks. When a wan Is. turned threescore and ten he's making a bit of otil time. COMMERCIAL Weekly Review of Trade and Marki't Rpnnrti. Bradstreets' Says: "Trade reports as a whole are more uniformly favorable than for tome time past. Distribution at re tall has quite generally Improved, largely beeauKe of colder weather and the realization of bumper corn and oats crops, though some parts of the Southwest and the South report that opn weather has deterred Improve ment. Hon ever, the much better business done in retail lines has in turn resulted In a larger voluino of Jobbing re-orders, particularly for seasonable drynoods, boots and Klioes nnd women's wearing apparel. At first 1 ands quiet still continues in t!io textile trades, und, while the under current . is conservatively cheerful, there is no unM ipation of future limitless in lancer volume. " . O. Dun A.- Co 'a Weekly Review of Trade says: "in its bearinw upon the future buying power of tin: country the most important development of the week is the official continuation of the har vesting of the biggest corn crop on record, considerably over 3,000,000, 000 bushels being the unparalleled yield. The government report of cot ton ginning Is also helpful, Indicat ing a crop well In excess of last year. The business outlook, however, lk still doubtful and under conservative control, with the volume of transac tions considerably below full capac ity. The financial situation continues to maintain an ascendency over the commercial, and, while there la no substantial recession of the more hopeful sentiment recently estab lished, financial conditions are not clearly defined." Wholesale Markets NEW YORK. Wheat Spot firm; No. 2 red, 96'4c. elevator and 96 f. o. b. afloat; No. 1 Northern Du luth, $1.14 f. o. b. afloat. Corn Spot firm; No. 2, 68c, elevator domestic basis to arrive, c. 1. f. and 68, f. o. b. afloat. Oats Spot steady, futures mar ket was without transactions, closing unchanged to li,c. net advance. No vember closed 37; December, 37; May, 39; July, 39,. Potatoes easy; state In bulk, $1.37 1.62; Southern sweet, per bbl., $101.60; Jersey, per bbl., $1.2502. Poultry Alive steady. Spring chickens, 12Vj13c; fowls, 12Mi 13; turkeys, 18020. Dressed easy; Western chickens, 10 15c; do, fowls, 1017yjc; do, Bpring tur- keys, 16 022. PHILADELPHIA. Wheat 1 cent higher; contract grade No. 2 red In export elevators, 8989Vic. Corn 14c. higher; December and January, 60 060. Oats firm; No. 2 white natural, 38MiC Butter steady; extra Western creamery, 34c; do, nearby prints, 35 c. Eggs firm; Pennsylvania and oth er nearby firsts f. c, 33c at mark; do, current receipts In returnable cases, 31 at mark; Western firsts f. c. 33 at mark; do, current re ceipts f. c. 31 at mark. Cheese firm; New York full creams, fancy, September, 15Vjc.; do October, 14 15; do fair to good, 14 14 14. 1 Live poultry weak; fowls, 12 14c; old roosters, 1O01O&C; spring chickens, 12 014; ducks, l-t&Hy,; geese, 14015; turkeys, 17020. Dressed poultry firm; fresh killed fowls, nearby, 16c; do, Western, 13 016; old roosters, 12; roasting chickens, nearby, 14 017; do, West ern, 12016; broiling chickens, near by, 22023; do., Western, 14017; spring ducks, 1919'j for choice. ' BALTIMORE. Wheat Settling prices were: No. 2 red Westorn, 90; contract, 90; No. 3 red, 87; teamer No. 2 red, 86; steamer No. 2 red Western, 86 V4. Corn Spot, eS'ic nominal; .March, 60 nominal; January, 60V4; February, 61; March, 61'i. Rye No. 1 rye, Western, domes tic, 83 0 84c; No. 2 rye, Western, domestic, 810 82; No. 3 rye, West ern, domestic, 78 079; No. 2 rye (nearby), 76 0 76; No. 3 rye (near by). 73074. Live Stock Every time a man is mistaken for a deer It counts one for the deer, who is very well satisfied. Dr. Tierce's Menuint IVlletn rcpni-ile na invigorate Btotnnch, liver snd IwiwHb. BuirnrK-nated, tiny granule, eauy to ta ki ts candy. Somehow the average mother doesn't think she is doing her duty unless she spoils her chlldnn. PITTSBURG. Cattle steady; sup ply light; choice, $6.6006.75; prime $6.1606.60. Sheep steady; supply light; prime wethers, $4 0 4.10; cuIIb and com mon, $1.6002.60; lambs, $4,600 7.00; veal calves, $10010.60. Hogs active; receipts 16 double decks. Prime heavies, mediums, heavy and flight Yorkers, $8.15 8.60; pigs, CHICAGO. Beeves, $4.50 0 7.65; Texas steers, $3.3506.65; Western steers, $4.10 0 6.76; stockers and feeders, $4. 1006.60; cows and heif ers, $2.2606.40; calves, $7,600 10.25. I Hogs Light, $7.70 0 8.15; mixed, $7.6508.271..; heavy, $7.6008.25; rough, $7.60 0 7.70; good to choice ihcavy, $7.7008.26; pigs, $7,260 .7.90; bulk of sales, $7.9008.16. ' Sheep Native $2.5004.20; West ern, $2.6004.20; yearlings, $4,300 (6.40; lambs, native, $4.750 6.60; Western, $4.75 06.60. KANSAS CITY. Cattle Murket steady to 10c. lower; dressed beet hnd export steers, $6 07.30; fair to good, $4.76 0 6.75; Western steers, $4 05.76; stockers and feeders, $3.68 05.86; Southern cows, $2.86 04.10; native cows, $2.75 4.61; native heifers, $8.7506; bulls, $3. ISO 4.40; calves, $4 08. Hogs Market 10 to 15c. higher; bulk of sales, $808. $0; hesry, $7.9S 'I.IJH; packers and bntcners' $1 0601.25; light. $8.1008.20. Sheep Market steady to weak; lambs, $6 01.65: yearlings, $4 0 jl.ftO; wether. ll.0Q.IO Ityt-s In 1 ll'-ln-sh. ( 1,-Hiisi'. Hi r.-nttn-i. unit .ninti HrtilUifiil Irrn'mlon. l-nnnntihn Nlirum) Coualuuuii. Try Muriut to yuur K)t When a girl exchanges phntogruphs with a young man she nearly nlways gets the worst of the trade. Mm. Window's P.K.I hinir H.vrup lor Chililrrti teething, jftnft the input. rrMlucf-rt Jtirlnmiim tlou, alluj-i pain, cures iml rolk-. air l .1 1 te. It Is better to Inherit a fortune than to marry one. 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