WHY NEW ORLEANS CITY IS LOGICAL POINT FOR WORLD'S PANAMA EXPOSITION. It Geographical Position and Many Cther Considerations Mark It a Mott Suitable Spot for Dedl cation of Great Work. Public sentiment has decided that the completion (if the Panama Canal lit l'.UD Khali be celebrated with a groat International Exposition In which all the nations of the world may participate; anil the question of where thin Exposition Is to he held will he fettled by Congress at Its ap Urunchina: srssion. ' New Orleans mid Snn r'ninelsco are contesting for tho honor of hold in tMs Exposition, ami both cities liave guaranteed Immense sums of money ns an evidence of tlielr ability to finance bo great an enterprise. An l-Apoi.lt lou worthy of tho term "World- Pair," such. a.-i New Orleans ympnac to build, will be a Rrent ed ucational movement. Itsi success as nch. Tiowcver, will depend entirely u poii the p"i-cintai?o of our populn tlou who can secure Its eilw -tlonal advantages, this in turn,, depends up on Its location, as the time In travel ing to and from the Exposition, and the crist In railroad and Pullman fares, ere th) most Important factors. Conriderlng these mutters, New Orleans' claims to being tho "Logi cal Point" for this Panama Exposi tion, seem to be fully substantiated by the following facts: New Orleans la 500 miles from the enter of population In the United Ptates. San Frnncisco Is 2,500 miles distant there'rom. Within a radius of 00 miles from New Orleans there are 17,500,000 people. Within the same radius from San Francisco there are only 2,000,000. Within a radius of 1,000 miles from Sew Orleans, there are 66.000,000. . IVItliln the eame radius from San Tanclsco there are only 6,000,000. At an average of 900 miles from New Orleans, there are 70 of our principal cities with a combined population of 20,000,000. Averaging SOft miles from San Francisco there are only 8 large cities, with a com bined population of just 1,000.000. The averan-) distance of all these cities to New Orleans Is 792 miles, to San Francisco 2,407 miles. Over 75 per cent, of the people of the t'nited States could go to an Kxjmsitlon there at an average ex pense for railroad fare of $12.50, as against an average of 17.50 to the Pacific Coast; and for several mil lions of our people, the Pullman fare and Dining Car expenses alone, for n trip to San Francisco, would amount to more than all their trans portation expenses for a trip to New Orleans. This Is an important public ques tion to be settled by Congress at the e: sion which oonvenes In December. Many of our readers will wIbIi to Tlnit this World's Panama Exposi tion, und If held In New Orleans a great many more could spare the time and money for the trip than could go to San Francisco. There fore, we urge our readers to write to the two senators from this Statu and the congressman from this district, reipttstlng them to support New Or leans In the contest. Enoch, Man Who Walked With God By REV. C. A. S. DW1CHT, D. D. ALCOHOL IS CAUSE OF EVIL Trouble in the Troupe. "They've had a frightful t,luie in the No. 6 Tom ConipuLj. Hear about it?" "Nope." "Hunted an' a:l!n' back. That's right. Went to smash on the Vln cennes circuit. r;llty feller they licked up at Sawvllle got mad 'cause be was doubled as Harks an' a blood hound, an' sawed t'jo legs off tho lad der, an Hva tel. out o' heaven an' landed on Papa St. Clair, an' Simon l.egrce landed oif t'nc' Tom, oh' the real dog bit a bile in Aunt Ophelia, an" there was nieiry hades to pay un til the local manager called Via patrol waguu and hud the whole bunch drag ged up the pike md dumped in the woods. An' the worst of It was there was a record house, with uiuetnen Rood dollars in the box!" WASTED A FORTUNE ON SKIN TROUBLE "I began to have an Itching over my whole body about seven years ago and this settled in my limbs, from the knee to the toes. I went to see a great many physicians, a matter which cost me a fortune, and after I noticed that I did not get any relief that way, I went for three years to the hospital. Put they were unable to help uie there, I used all the medicines that I could see but became worse and worse. I bad an Inflammation which madu me almost cray with pain. When I showed my foot (o my friends they would get really frightened. I did not know what to do. I w as so sick and bad be come co nervous that I positively lost all hope. "I had seen the advertisement of the Cutlcura Remedies a great many time, but could not make up my mind to buy them, for I had already used so many medicines. Finally I did decide to use the Ctticura Remedies and I tell you that I was never so pleased as when I notice! that, after baring used two seta of Cutlcura Soap, Cutlcura Ointment and Cutlcura Pills, the en tire, Inflammation nd one- 1 wa completely cured. I should be only too glad If people with similar disease would come to me and find out the truth. I would only recommend them to use Cutlcura. Mrs. Bertha Sachs, 1021 Second Ays., New York, N. T, .Aug. 20. 190J." "Mrs. Bertha, iiachs U my sister In law and I know well bow she surf ored and was curod ' by Cutlcura Rome- dies after many other treatments failed. Morris Sachs, 321 E. 89th 8L, -New York, N. Y.. Secretary of Deutscb-Oitrowoer Unt.-Vereln, Kemp Her Hebrew Benevolent Society, etc." Ti-xt. Anil l-'.noch walked with flod; Htnl h win nut; for Hmt luult lili.i. t;n Clod has many diKtlngulslied serv ants whole di;;nlty Is all derived from their heavenly Master. The rami's und blrfto.'loa ot many of these, a;i portrayed in the Scrlpturaes, are coupled Willi tell-tale epithets or brief chiin-ctci'lLitions, which have now become familiar as household words, tb.it are t lgnlfl.:ant of the peculiar aptitudes and achievements of the men to whom th lire applied. Ol one man In the Millie a phrase is nsei l.ij plii d elm-whi r;.' in one other. Noah I which is htrnngely HtiKgestivu und wonderfully Inspiring for It Is uild of Knoc h th.it he ' walked with God.' All men. s od ur.d bud, walk in tho lU-hl of tied. onJ a'l K'-eit men :n:i.v be tuld to ::Ui L fure or In la;.' pry:; cmi' of God guided by hU eye, flionu upon by u!ti i;!oi ; , ai;d sur rounded by tokens of his love but ol that primal, pie-eniitu nt man of un early rude HRe it Is declared Mint he walked ' wilh God," which must mean Fomething very Illustrious, and denote a nihility almost, if not (pili'i, unox a in pled in the whole course ol human history. The character of Snoch, as viewed through the lengthened vistas of the varying ages, seems to shine with a pure white light almost. If not quite, unearthly. Its gleam was never light ened on man-made altars, the sheen is not dimrauble by earth-born mists or garish glare or historic contraven tions. We cannot know Just what were the psychologic qualities of this holy, happy man, but we may be sure of one thing, that bis character was singularly pure, tar ubove that of bis Tellows, or the unexampled honor of "walking with God" and of being translated without hint or hurt , of r.eath would never have been given to I Im. "lie ye holy, for 1 am holy," must have been fulfilled in marvelous de tree in Knoch's case. He was a sinner, as were others of his contemporaries. but somehow. In close contact with tho fires of the Divine holiness, the dress of hU own Immunity was burn ed away so that even before he was caught nuwy to paradise, he became detached from earth and tilled with Iho very spirit of heaven. Enoch walked with God It appears, as a prophet. God may have revealed to hlrn in quiet, tender converse many wonderful secrets of his plans. What did Enoch Bee In prophecy? Who knows but that In those ecstatic 300 years there may have passed be fore his vision, revealed by the di rect will and wish of Jehovah, the outlines of redemption the coming history of the ages, exhibited as It were. In an elongated panorama, all Illustrating the wonders of grace and ceniering .lbout the cross, whoso dls taut gleam Enoch's quickened eyes may have clearly seen? Paul, in a later age, was taken up Into the third heaven why may Enoch not have been granted tho vision of a redeem ed earth? We cannot saoy that It wat ,so but we may wonder whether such dreams and visions did not come tc that holy and unique man. We are told, at any rate. In tht epistle of Jude, of a wonderful vision which Enoch had of the consumma tlon of human history, when tho Lord will come with ten thousand of his niigela to visit a dire punishment on ungodly meln a message which seems to hivo been a quotation from or an adaptation of, a prophecy In the Ilook of Enoch, which last Is a collection ol apochryphal stories regarding mony natters in nature nnd In life which the chruch has declined to introduce nto the cation, and docs not receive as veritable Scripture. The general truth holds good :it all events that the nearer one wallu with Hod and tho moro transparent Is the moral nature of any believer the broader and grander Id the vision which such a one enjoys of eternal things for In the highest ranges of Christian ex perlence being Is seeing. There Is need today lor tho trans parent, guileless, reverent, meditative Enoch-like typo of character a frame or fashion of Moral being which may aeem, Indeed, qulto foreign to the "zeitgelut" or prevailing spirit of the times. . Yet In a rushing age. more.lt anything, than In any other, ra men need the close converse with their Maker to kep them poised amid so clul agitations steadily . against tho assault of temptation, and clear- eyed amid the whirl and swirl of numberless worldly distractions. It should not be thought, because Enoch lived In a simple ago, that, therefore, he enjoyed exceptional opportunities for being religious, while In this char acteristically worldly day It Is quite out of the question to maintain a spiritual frame. The fact is that Enoch Uvea in at age that was rude, riotous and roars?, when vice was rampant, wh n the sanctions of so ciety itself wtre largely lacking,, when there wore no Hlblus, churches. En acavor societies, religious clubs or religious books or weeklies, and, therefore, It was all the more to bis praise that, under conditions even more unfriendly, perhaps, to right eouenecs than those that obtain to day, he walked with God and com ported himself as befltter a saint of tho Most High. THE LAST JUDGMENT SaaJay School Lutoa far Oct. 16, 1010 Specially Airtngad for Thll Papsr Editorial favor. "A month ago you rejected a story of mine " - "I remember. Thought It was rot ten" "1 had ottered It for 17, and you turned It down." -Bo I did." 'Well, I sold that story 'or- $40 (Here's another story, May I ask the ,favor of one more rejection? It seems e help " ' Most Prominent Figure In Crime, Pau perism and Insanity Prob lem Is Hygienic The following Interesting study of the temperance problem In Its close relation to hygiene, as seen from a medical point of view, has recently been udded to the vast array of evi dence which science Is accumulating asninst alcohol by Dr. F. I). Crothers, superintendent of the Walnut Lodge Hospital, Hartford, Conn., and ono of the foremost medical experts of the lnited States: "The so-called temperance move ment tif today is really an evolution ary struggle upward from the Ignor f.nce und delusions of the past, and a call for a larger knowledge, of the K.-iat laws and forces that govern the progress of the race, The study of In ebriety is scientific, and should be con fined to the fncts and the laws which Rovern the growth and development of this great evil. Every advance of sci entific knowledge makes It clear, from a larger study of the causes, that many of the diseases which allllct the race nre preventable. This Is con limied In the diminishing mortality In diseases of the present day. An ex act study of crime, pauperism, Insan ity and a great variety of evils of this class show that alcohol Is the most prominent exciting and contributing cause. "This fact Is also more and more evident in disease, accidents and losses, and It Is the consciousness ot this, felt In almost every home In the land, that gives to the temperance movement a power above all senti ment or theory. Statistics show be yond question that over half a million persons are sick and dying yearly In this country, and that alcohol Is most Intimately related as a prominent cause. Also, in many cases, the use of akohol Is a symptom of conditions which existed before, and in all cases It contributes to make fatal and hurry' on the degenerations that are present. Inebriety Is an Insanity, springing from states of exhaustion, poisoning, defective living, and alcohol Is a nar cotic, covering up these conditions and Intensifying them. The Inebriate Is literally Insane, because bis conduct Is suicidal to his own Interests and an tagonizes every impulse of life and healthy living. . "Scientific study and experience (how that the inebriate is curable, not by emotional appeals or secret drugs, but by the use of accurate means and measures, applied along the lines of exact laws of cause and effect. The suppression of the saloon und educa tional measures "are all helpful, but removing the causes farther back, training parents and children to live on higher planes of hygienic life In both conduct and thought, will prevent und stamp out this great menace to civilization. "The army of inebriates, with all the associated degenerations seen In crime and pauperism, are as truly grown and cultivated In our midst as weeds In the garden. Civen certain conditions and surroundings, and all these degenerations will follow from them, with the same certainty that typhoid fever germs, scattered through drinking water, result In an epldomlcnof that disease. It Is the stress and strain of life, and Ignoraht conduct that brings on fatigue and weakness, and resort to alcohol to cover It up. How to live right, how to take care of the body and the mind. Is the highest kind of temperance cul ture, that will bring a race of total abstainers, to whom alcohol can never have any fascination. Break up the great delusion of today that alcohol Is a stimulant and a tonic, and a new age will come In. . The saloon is doom ed to disappear, and alcohol Is going to be one of the great fuel and light producing forces of the world. Al ready Its power has been demonstrat ed, and It only awaits the Inventor to devise means for harnessing It Into the great productive forces of ' the world. i 'The temperance problem Is a hy glenlc one, and the diseased Insane tn ebrlate Is curable by means and meas ures along lines of exact science These facts are becoming more and more prominent, and whh them the absolute certainty that Inebriety will be stamped out and many of the con dltlons of which crime and pauperism are only results will be removed. Uoth local option and prohibition are ter minals that are absolutely certuln to be reached In the near future. What we want today Is a study of the causes and conditions which make inebriates in every community. Knowing these we can apply means for their removal This must be done by physicians and scientists, and It is the great unknown field of preventive medicine, that Is to be occupied tn the very near fu ture." STATE CAPITAL DOINGS mj vbv WILBUR D NEfEJT l-RHHON TEXT Matthew 25: 1-41. Memory ver .14-36. OOI.DEN TKXT. "tnnstnuch ye hnvo done tt Into one of the lenut of thrne my brethren, ye tiava don It unto me." Mutt. 25:40. TIMK.- Tuesday. April 4. A. D. 10. Tho aam dnv aa our lnat two li-aaons. PLACE. On the Mount of Ollvea. Suggestion and Practical Thought. -That there Is a day of Judgment Is a fact, but It Is difficult, and not so Important, to decide the exact nature or time of the coming of the Iofd to Judgment, tt Is said In Matt. 24:29-34 that "this generation shall not pass away till ail these things be accom plished," and it Is repeated in Mark 13:30, Luke 21:22, and again In Matt JG:2S, "there are some of them that stand here, which shnll In no wise taste of death, till they nee the Son of man coming In his kingdom," when "the Son of man shall come In the glory of his Father with his angels, and then shall he render unto every man according to his deeds." This must refer to the destruction of Jerusalem and the end of the old dispensation or age, and the coming of the gospel dispensation. Hut It does not exclude the great and final coming and Judgment day at the end nf that age. There Is really a Judgment day at every great crisis of the nation or of our lives, at death, at the coming of rewards or punishments for our ac tions, at every time of decision. For Instance, we have seen within the last few years many persons who have been for years growing rich by graft and dishonesty and have suddenly met their Judgment day, while others have been reaping the rewards of faithful service. So young men who have been going on In course ot drinking and rioting for a long time, suddenly find themselves drunkards. In 111 health. Incapacitated for their best work. They have been brought up at a judgment day; while those who have resisted temptation and been faithful and true are also reaping their rewards, Then shall the king say unto them on his right hand. Tho sheep, the righteous. Come. Draw near to your Elder Brother, to your Father, to your home, for here is the place for you. Ye blessed of my Father means exact ly "my Father's blessed ones," denot ing not simply that they have been, blessed by him, but that they are his. Blessings Innumerable had come to them through their being willing to become his children and accept the kind of blessings he had to bestow, such as his loving care, the bestowal of the Holy Spirit, the experiences of the gospel, the renewal of the heart. sanctlflcatlon by the Spirit, the power to become children and heirs of God, the gilts and fruits of the Spirit, eter nal life, the favor of God, the rest In the everlasting arras, the pavilion un der the shadow of his wings. Receive not by purchase, or by la bors, but by becoming children ot God, like God, and therefore heirs heirs of God, and Joint heirs with Je sub Christ. Every one rnust be the heir of him whose child he Is. He that is a child of sin is an heir of sin; a child of the devil Inherits from the devil; a child of goodness and of God Inherits from God. The kingdom ot heaven, the kingdom which con sists In righteousness, peace, Joy In the Holy Ghost (Rom. 14: 17). tn which saints reign over Infinite forces and powers to make them minister to hap piness and good: "All tblngB are yours," because "ye are Christ's." Ye have dune It unto me, the poor and needy and sick, and all the classes whom Jesus helped In Pales tine are his representatives now on earth. The only visible expression of our love to him Is through them. What a privilege this is to show our lovu to our Master. How It enriches our life If we keep In mind that we are not only helping the noedy, hut ex pressing our love to our Master. The unconsciousness of the right eous shows that their virtues were sincere and true. Whosoever does good deeds tor the sake ot the reward deserves no reward, and will obtain none, for the soul of goodness is left out ot such deeds. Unconscious goodness is the highest form ot goodness. The beginner In music counts bis measures, and stud ies on what note be shall place each finger; but the perfect musician strikes the right notes and expresses the right emotions almost as naturally as he breathes or as the birds warble their morning songs." Tho cause of the doom vas the re fusal to do the deeds that belong to the heavenly kingdom and to be ruled by Its motived. They refused to ori fit for heaven They decided to ll" i selfish lives. The plan of their lives was tuch the t all the evils of soci etygraft, cl'M labor, poverty, degra dation, crime, oppression, drunken ness, disease, could go on without any effort on their part to put an end to them. The punishment Is like the sin: It omits heaven and joy and Ood and the Misbianded Cattle KootU. As a result of an extensive cam paign of. sampling the rattlo feeds sold in various parts of the State, Secretary of Agriculture N. B. Crltch- fleld has directed a number of suits to be entered' against persons and firms ou a charge of selling mis- branded or adulterated cattle foods. in some cases It was found that the feeds instead of containing the usual materials were adulterated with weed seeds. The analyses have Just been completed In the laboratory of the department, where hundreds of sam ples were tested by Chief Chemist J. W. Kellogg. These samples were taken In all parts of the State. Tht persons and firms against whom suita were brought were: J. M. Hayes & Company, of Alontoursvllle; M. Icltes, of Scotland; M. Dwyer, of Renovo; E. I,. Bloisteln, of Myerslown; Percy Harnian, of Mt. Holly Springs; Geo. Walker, of Chanibersburg; N. M. Diehl, of Bedford; George B. Shelly Estate, of Allentown; August C. Hertz, of Heading; C. Y. Wagner, of Bellelotite; J. B. Forsht, of Allen town; Davidson brothers, of Bed ford; I. W. Fleck, of Mapleton; S. T. Yost, of Myerstown; t. L. Nailor, Df Harrisburg; Isaiah B. Seibert, ol Heading; J. B. Forsht. of Allentown; M. Ickes, ot Scotland; S. B. Jackson, of Carlisle; City Flouring Mills, ol Lebanon; Reading Grain Company, of Reading; J. Evans Wright, ol Parkcsburg, and Pownall Hardware Company, of Coatesvllle. All of the products handled by the persons above mentioned are manufactured outside of the State, with the excep tion of a linseed oil made In Phila delphia. (eo. N. Idell, Superintendent. George S. Idell, of Philadelphia, was chosen superintendent of the RlttersvUie State Hospital for the In sane by the State Board of Public Buildings and Grounds. Mr. Idell was called before the board after he had been chosen, and was Informed that work upon the delayed and scandal-ridden buildings would prob ably be resumed Immediately by the contractors, Doyle & Co., of Phila delphia. Ho was told, in effect, that he wos appointed to safeguard the Interests of the State, to see to It that every bit of building material tind every detail of constructive work that shall be put into the Institution under his direction shall be in ac cordance with the plans and specifi cations of the several contracts. Governor Stuart. State Treasurer. Wright and Auditor General SlBSon comprise the board, and the Gov ernor and Auditor General attended the meeting. Attorney General Todd and Governor Stua"t had a long con ference after, the session of the hoard. After I'nautliorlcil Men, Tho legal committee of the Key- Etono party State organization plans to inaugurate its suits to strike from tho nomination list all unindorsed Keystone candidates. The first suits will be filed against candidates in the western part of the State and mean while committees will go to North ampton county, where there are three sets of Keystone candidates, and to Lackawanna, where there are two sots. The campaign committee will decide In Philadelphia this week which ones to retain on tho ticket. FEWER DRUNKS lit ENGLAND U This Is a warning of love. It Is a Tht Arithmetic of Qod. The lad with the loaves and flahet was wining to gtvi up his lunch "Subtracting" It from himself, be "added" It to the resources of Jesus lesus "divided" the g'.'t, that It might be distributed, and to the division It a as "multiplied" until the great throng was fed. So there Is a divine arith metic. Some of Its rules may be bint d at here. What W Need. The greatest need today Is not more nen, but more man. Mot mora women, but more woman. To be rich la deed and tn truth ts ultimately cousclous lies. Rev. James Montgomery, ' Meth odist, Denver. Extra Tax and Hard Tim Ars Prov ing Great, Boost to Tampsrancs In Great Britain. Temperance advocates are working bard Just now In England driving borne statistics to show that legislation can prevent drunkenness. A blue book Just Issued shows that Iq the last 12 months there were 169,618 convictions from drunkenness, a drop of 18.285 on the year before. , The decrease Is credited to the ex tra tax of 90 cents a gallon placed by Chancellor of Exchequer Llojd George on spirits In the budget that began to operate April 30 last year. Liquor men promptly put up the retail prices. and numbers ot buyers either took to cheaper and milder lubricants or ab stained altogether. Women are tnucb addicted to drink In England, but last year a lower number were convicted of Insobriety than before. 1 -They evt dently found the soaring price of food stuffs all round left less over for " lltii drop of spirits.' statement ot the fact that by the very nature ot things sin leads to ruin, and righteousness to heaven. No evil cap enter heaven, for If it did heaven would' not ba heaven any longer. - President Eliot of Harvard, In an address to medical men, said thai however people might refuse to be lieve In a future bell, It was the doc tor's business to show young men that It they persisted In certain vices they would find a hen in mis ii'e. (t la tor each ot us to make the choice, and start on toe way which leads where we wish to go and live forever. The law ot the harvest Is "to reap moro than you sow." . Curbing ths Appetites. . If .the biceps roqulre (be dumb-bells, If tbb Intellect require rnathernatlcs, loeld ami classic, so to appetites and 'le&lf-es require careful disciplining If he tul'.est Ufe Is to.be obtained. Re, K. Al Brown, Eplsuopullao. Akron! HER PHYSICIAN APPROVES Taking Lydia E.Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Sabattufi. Maine. "You told take Lydia K. I'lnkham's Veffetahi Compound and. Liver Pills before child-birth, and 9 are all surprised to see how much good is uiu. jyiy t),y8i. clan said ' Without doubt it was the Compound that helped you.' i tlmnk. you for your kindness in ndvWn? me and five you full use Appeal Treasurer's Case. An appeal to the Supreme Court from the decision of the Dauphin County Court that It la legal to elect a State Treasurer at the November election was taken by the petitioner, George E. Etter, of Harrlsbug. Just before the appeal was taken eight specifications of error against the de cision of the Court were filed by at torneys for the petitioner for the mandamuB. it Is understood effort will be made to have the case argued at once. Blacksmith Party Too Late. Two nomination papers too late to be entered for the November elec tion were received at the State Capi tal from John W. Blake, Pennsyl vania Blacksmith party candidate for Congress In the Nineteenth district. aud James P. Flynn, Millvale, Alle gheny, county. Sunbury. After a young girl using a go-cart in Philadelphia from Infantile paralysis the cart was sent here. Christine Bateman rode In tt and died from the same complaint. It Is thought the cart was Infected and the local child was luoculated with the paralytic germs. Norrlstown. - De Kalb Street School, of Bridgeport, Is closed on account of au outbreak of diphtheria. Deep in the heart of thing Is a song that ever sing. And by the eternal plan There i In the heart of man On rare chord, et there to b An echo of that harmony. Blent of alnslng of the birds And of lowing of tho herd, And the humming of the bee, Shouting of the aeven seas All sound, be they harsh or sweet MuHt In this long unceasing meet Tumult In the city wall, Mellowness of country call. And the bugle' bracen note. Thunder from the cannon throat. Children' laughter, foemen' cheer. And the faint, ad drop of tear; Ye, and tone of marvel-grace Thrummed ncrom the field of pac, Wonder-music all ubllme Chanted by the star that climb By the faintest, furthest one And by the onward whlllng un. So creation' music blends In a song that never ends; Rustling grass and planet dim Choru In the primal hymn So through all the year It ring Forever In the hoart of thing. Time there are when you and I Hear It ,weeplng clear and high, All unconclous that the sound la of neither mete nor bound, Yet It may be It I planned That soma day we may understand. my name in your testimonials." M u.. ?v . jhitc he.lt,, jjox a, !abnttiis,lla. jiiiomer woman iiciped. Granitevlllo. Vt "I was Bamtno throughtheChangeof Life andsuflcred from neryousnes8 and other annoying symptoms. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vego- tame compound restored my health and Btrenpth, and proved worth mountains of gold to me. jc'or the sake of other suffering- women I am willing you should publish my letter." Mrs. ChAhlks Uajiclay, K.F.D., Granite- vine, vi. women who are passing throiiffh this critical period or who are suffer, ing from any of those dittressing ills Dcullar to their sex should not loso sight ot the fact that for thirty years L,yaii i.. nnkham's v egetame com. pound, which is made from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills. In almoBt every com. munity you will find women who have bien restored to health by Lydia E. nnicam'a vegetable compound. How can a woman be expected tn have any regard for the truth when she Is obliged to promise to obey lu the marriage ceremony? ' For lIKtDAOUR-Hlcka CAPIIHK Wnether from Cold. Heat, momwh or NervutlH Troubles, CupuUlne will rellere you. It'i Umila Dleaxunt to take arts IuhtiihII. ately. Try It. 1(X-., XSo., and SO ceuts at drug aiureif. Consulting the Playwright. "My star can wiggle his ears and whistle through his teeth." "Urn." "Now, can you build me a first-class comedy around that?" . Future Football. The thousands ot people In the great grandstands cheer lustily as the preparations for the game go on. The air is shattered with class yells of the contending colleges. Finally, to a mighty shout of en thusiasm, the opposing teams trot upon the gridiron. In their wake follows a committee of grave and reverend selgnors, bear ing various scientific instruments. In a dead hush the members ot the teams are weighed, their muscular resistance IS recorded, their mental alertness Is measured, their dynamic force is as certained. The professor of higher mathemat ics then brings Into play his table of logarithms, and arlves at a result, whereupon the referee megaphones:' 'The Wlskesotas are found to have, In the general percentage, .0002678 over the Illianas." A scene of wild excitement ensues as the crowd departs. Mrs. Brlggs Speech. If brevity la the soul of wit, one of the wittiest speeches on record was made by a woman. Mrs. Brlggs lived In the northern part of Indiana, a long distance from any village. Hearing that the Rev. Mr. Goodwin was to preach in a township some twenty miles distant, she resolved to be pres ent, and as no other way offered, sha walked the twenty miles. The pastor heard of this, and was so pleased at tho appreciation which it showed that at the close of the ser mon he mentioned the fact to the con gregation, and called upon Mrs. Brlggs to tell them bow she came. Rising slowly, she looked over tha audience with great solemnity, and said: "I hoofed it." Then she Bat down again. Youth' Companion. Sweet Bells Jangled Out of Tune. "Ah, kind lady, I ask your pity. I should not be tn this plight bad it not been for an unfortunate love affair." "Love affair? Then you were--" "Once I was In love with a woman who bad ted million dollars, but she loved another and married him." At the Masked Ball.' "What do you represent? A stair case?" "No. I'm a snow maiden. What Is vonr dlamilse?" "Why, I came as a simple gentle man." Perfect!" Childish Reasoning. "Look at the brownies, papa!" ex claimed a little miss as she gazed up ward at a Wall street skyscraper. "They are not brownies, dearie, replied papa. "They are big men, Ilk me, but they look so tiny because tney are so high." "If they were twice as high, would they look twice as small?" she asked, showing the mathematical turn not unnatural tn the offspring of a suc cessful broker. Papa answered "Yes." She made a quick calculation and remarked: "They won't amount to much when they get to heaven, will they?" , He Came by It Honestly. "Lend me your pencil. Johnny." Th small boy banded it over and teacher continued to correct the exercises of the class. When she finished she suf fered a, sudden lapse of memory and laid the pencil away in her desk. A) she stood up to excuse the class she euctuntered the scornful gaze of John ny's eyes. Rising in his seat be fixed her with an accusing forefinger and uttered the single word "Graft!" Johnny's father writes for a cur rent magazine. tt Bothered Him. "Do your old friends drop In to see you once tn a while and ask you If you are making plenty of money? asked tbe first business man. "Yes, and half the time I don't know what to tell them. 1 can't decide whether they are looking for a place to make an Investment or a touch." The British parcels post forward ed S. 808,061 parcels In 1909. By this means about $25,000,000 wortb of goods are exported yearly aud about 17,000,000 worth Imported. Extensions were made In 1909 to Russia in Asia and to Northern Man churia and Japan, by way of Siberia. The total number of parcels for warded aud received In 1909 wai 4,342,093. German and Swiss manufacturers control the large watch and clock Im port trade of Russia, together selling about $2,300,uou worm a year. Tbe United States produced 6,- 078,988 gallons of commercial de natured alcohol In the fiscal yeai ended with Juno, an increase of Z.- 622. G9 gallons over tbe previous fiscal year. " , , i , . - ii i 'ii , A valise wJtb folding sides and legs, .which convert it into, a table, has been patented for tbe use of trav eling sabstnou pr picnicker. ' If a crowing ' plant thrives in room In which there Is a pland then Is sufficient molJture lu tho air o! the room to keep the instrument it 1 ood condition. Brindled. "John William Skldmore," says his better half, sternly, "what have you been drinking?" "Not a sbing, m' dear," asserts John William, gravely. "How dare you make such a state ment, when you can hardly talk, and your breath Is more than sufficient evidence to convict you of Imbibing Intoxicants V "But, m' dear. I 'shurs you I haven't drunk a shingle shing. I shlmply ate 16 pleshes o' mlnshe pie on a wager. Zhat 'sh all." And John William Skldmore piloted his mince pie Jag laboriously up the stairs. Toe Realistic Mamma Why, Herbert, what In the world Is tbe matter with sister? Herbert Aw, we was Just a playln' haunted bouse, an' she was tbe ghost. an' 1 give ber the little chain to swal- ler bo's she could clank ever time sbe moved, an' now she's cryln' an' says she don't want to be tbe ghost any morel" - . , - ... DAME NATURE HINTS When the Food Is Not Suited. When Nature gives her signal that something Is wrong it is generally with the food. The old Dame Is al ways faithful and one should act it once. . . To put off the change is to risk that which may be irreparable. An Arizona man says: "For years I could not safely eut any breakfast. I tried various kinds oi breakfast food, but they were all soft starchy messes which gave me dis tressing headaches. I drank strong coffee, too, which appeared to bene"1 me at the time, but added to tbe head ache afterwards. , Toast and coffe9 were no better, for I found the toast very constipating. "A friend persuaded me to quit tn old coffee and tbe starchy breakfatt foods, and use Postum and Grape-Nu" Instead. I shall never regret taklof his advice. I began using them tbr months ago. . 7 "Tbe change 'they have worked is me is wondorfuf. I now have no mar of tbe distressing sensations In stomach after eating, and I never nvS headaches. I have gained 12 pound' In weight and feel better tn every way- "Qrope-Nuta make a delicious well as a nutritious dish, and 1 fl:lj that Postum Is easily digested " never produces dyspepsia symptom"' "There's a Reason." , Get the little book, "The Road w Wellvllle," tn pkgs, . - Bvar fa4 h aboa ltrf A nam from Him time. nre (-ula, (raa, aa4 U um
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