HTJNYOX'S EMINENT DOCTORS AT VOUn SERVICE FREE. Not Tonny to Taj For tlic Fullest Mi-dlrnl Examination. If you ore In doubt as to the causo of your disease mall us a postal re qiiRSttnR a medical examlnatlonblunk, which you will fill out and return to as. Our doctors will carefully diag nose your case, and If you can be cared you will be told so; tf you can not be cured you will be told so. You are not obligated to us In any way, for this advice, Is absolutely free; you are at liberty to take our advice or not as you see lit. Send to-day for a medi cal examination blank, fill out and return to us as promptly as possible, and our eminent doctors will diagnose, your case thoroughly absolutely free. Munyon's, 63d and Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Ta.N Too Great A Strain. Theater ManoRcr You say you object to liavlnt? real lood on the table in the banquet scene, Mr. Grcenspaynt. Why, the rest of the company are delighted at It!" .Mr. Greenspaynt Yea; but my part requires me to rise from the table after a couple of mouthfuls and say; "I ennnot eat tonight a strange dread comes over me; I will seek the quiet of yonder apartment for a time." Royal Magazine. For COIr3 and GRIP. Kirk's rprrims Is the brnt remedy rtiirvm tin" 'lilnir anrt fcvertslinoss cures the Colti and restore normal conditions. It'll HnuKi-efrrcta Immediately, luc, 25c and toe, at lruf "tores. The Canadian government Is offer ing free passage to commercial trav elers who are Intent on furthering Canadian export trade to South Africa. IT. n. GnEit-Ts Hosb, of Atlanta, Ga., are theonlysuccessful Dropsy HpeclaUats inth orll. sex their liberal offor In odvertlao ment to another column of this paper. Partners In Crime. The hard-looking customer had been arrested for stealing an umbrel la. "What have you to say for your self?" asked the police Justice. "Are you guilty or not guilty?" "I'm one o' the guilty ones, y'r honor, I reckon," answered the pris oner. "The umbrella had the name of J. Thompson on the handle, G. H. Brlckley stamped on the Inside o the cover, an' I stole it from a man named Qulmby." Chicago Tribune. The Usefulness Of Tears. The psychological aspect of tears has Interested thinkers for ages. That crying brings about certain mental crisis now and then is de finitely asserted and, In all probabili ty, very true. Every woman knows thatnothingrelleves her feelings more, readily or lifts a strain from her mind more certainly than a good ween on occasions. The physical aspect or tears, how ever, has never been considered very seriously by scientific Investigators until these latter days, when all our lives center around these pestiferous things we call germs. Everything about us seems fashioned for one of two purposes either to attract or repel germs. Tears are said to be great germ killers. Wherefore, if the baby cries, for Instance, be not distressed. It is good for the baby to cry; It rids the little thing of millions of bacteria. If your young boy stubs his toe and bawls with all the vigor of an offend ed nature not yet arrived at youth ful estate, console yourself that, while his toe hurts, his tears are washing away hosts of micro-organ-lsma that might otherwise work greal havoc with his physical self. If prompted to have a good cry, let nothing stay the flow of briny drops incident thereto. Washington Herald. H. E. HsI Liang, viceroy of Man churia, asked for 10,000,000 taels ($5,900,000 gold) from the exche quer to carry out reform measures in the Manchurlan provinces, and a de cree has been Issued granting his request. SENSE ABOUT FOOD Farts About Food Worth Knotting. It Is a serious question sometimes to know Just what to eat when a per son's stomach is out of order, and most foods cause trouble. Grape-Nuts food can be taken al any time with the certainty that II will digest. Actual experience of peo ple Is valuable to any one Interested In foods. A Terre Haute woman writes: "1 had suffered with Indigestion for about four years, ever since at attack of typhoid fever, and at times could eat nothing but the very lightest food and then suffer such agony with my stomach I would wish I never had to eat anything. , "I was urged to try Grape-Nuts, and since using It I do not have to starve myself any more, but I can eat It at any time and feel nourished and satisfied; dyspepsia Is a thing of the past, Rnd I am now strong and well. "My husband also had an exper ience with Grape-Nuts. He was very weak and sickly In the spring. Could not attend to his work. He was put under the doctor's care, but medicine aid not seem to do hl.m any good un til ho began to leave off ordinary food nd use Grape-Nuts. It was positive J surprising to see the change In him. He grew better right off, and naturally he has none but words of praise for Grape-Nuts. "Our boy thinks be cannot eat a meal without Grnpe-Nuts, and he learns to fast at school that his teach r and other scholars comment on It ara atlafled that It Is becauBe of the NruiV"n0UrlahlDt e,olnent" ,n GraP- "There's a Reason." " It contains the phosphate of potaib from wheat and barley, vhlch com bines with albumen to make the gray matter to dally reMl the brain and nerve centres. v Vf p,t3r thnt peopii d0 t know what to feed their children. There ars Many mothers who give their young "era almost any kind of food and when they become sick begin to' pout the medicine down them. The real Jy ta to stick to proper food and b nalthy and get along without medl ln and expense. Ever read the aboveletter? A new on appears from time to time. Tliej gentiiue, truo, and full ol bumai Interest. N AT U HE. CbJ$0;lE NC Britain Is at last awakening to the absolute necessity of progress and :he highest kind of knowledge. Brlt fih universities are opening technical jolleges rivaling the great German polytechnics. An electric glue heater has been put upon the market which Is claimed to melt glue In thirty minutes, and to teep It at a temperature of 150 de ees for several hours after the cur rent has been switched off. An electric heater for thawing ex plosives is used at the Roosevelt Iratnage tunnel In Cripple Creek, 2ol. It la In succesful operation. The OBt of this method of heating Is ibout ten cents for twenty-four hours, tnd Is said to bo far more economical ibarn coal. A hydro-electric power station Is projected near Wadesboro, N. C, on ihe Rocky River, capable of produc ing, with the Initial Installation planned, 6000 to 7000 horse power. The site la within a mile of the new Southbound Railway, and a new town !s expected to be developed by the ln lustrlal facilities. "One of the simplest things to rep resent on the stage, one would think, Is daylight," says an Italian named fortuny In the Theatre Zeltung, "and itlll its accomplishment has always Daffled stage managers. Our daylight does not come from one point, but from all directions, and this light, as Trom the sky. Is what has not yet been produced. The difficulties, how ever, have been overcome, and on the stage of the new Royal Opera House It Berlin the stage daylight of my In vention will be seen when that house Is completed. The effect is produced by electric light, mirrors, prisms and silk cloths of various colors, through which the light is mado to stream." There could hardly be a better ex ample of the scientific spirit than the recent application of the methods of biometry to those excessive minute animals, the bacteria. C. E. A. Wins low and Anne Rogers Wlnslow have, according to Professor F. P. Gorham, marked the beginning of a new era In bacteriological classification and no menclature by their studies In this direction. They have applied the methods used by anthropologists and students of variation and heredity to the definition of the species of bac teria. The results are, of course, technical in their nature, and in them selves only interesting to students of the subject, but they have a broad general interest because they serve to assure the public that advance on Btrictly scientific lines is being made in the study of those almost Infinites imal creatures that play so Important a part In human life and everything that human life depends upon. Trying to Make Ends IVSeef ; &' lint letters and hut numbers are not a part of a soldier's p:iilpnieiii, as their issue lias been discontinued. Housewives aro not required aa n part of the equipment, but their convenience makes their lasuu very ilLfiiraole. VALUE PAINTED ON. C'nrtoon by O. William, In tlic Indianapolis Newi. HERE IS FIRST PROGRAMME OF HUDSON-FULTON FESTIVAL Well painted is value added wheth er the house be built for one thousand dollars or ten thousand. Well painted means higher selling value, and high er occupying value for there's an additional pleasure In living In the house that Is well dressed. National Lead Company assist in making the right use of the right paint by sending free upon request to all who ask for it, their "Houseown ers' Painting Outfit No. 49." This outfit includes u book of color schemes for either exterior or Interior paint ing, a book of specifications nnd an instrument, for detecting ndulteratlon in paint materials. Address National Lead Company, 1902 Trinity Build ing, New York City, and the outfit will be promptly sent to you. One Of Ills Worst. The protrssor's suburbanite host was explain ini! the untidy appearance of his barnyard. "I have had to reopen an mid trench," he said, "leading from my barn to the creek below. It had be come clogged." "Humph!" Ki'imted the professor, "this is the frn time in your history as a farmer thn1 I've ever known you to practice retrenchment in any form." ChlcaKo Tribune. STRIKING FFATl'HKS OF THE CFLFIJHATlOX. BAGGING AT THE KXEE. Men's Trousers Not the Only Gar ments Thus to Get Out of Slutpe. "It may have been often printed In the fashion news, but that I never see, and so," said chipper brother Claude, "this Is spang fresh news to me, that the skirt of Bister's new suit Is bagging at the knee. "That men's trousers bag In that way Is notorious, In fact baggy trou sers have long been a subject for the jokesniith to exercise his wits upon, as they have long been to their wear ers a source of grief. No man likes to have his trousers bag at the knee, and there have been told storleB of men particular about their apparel who when In their finest attire de clined to sit down for fear they'd get their trousers out of shape there, and it certainly Is a common thing to see men, on sitting, hitch their trouser legs up a little, to take the bagging strain off the part that commonly comes over the knee and to lessen the bagging. "So men have always had trouble with their trousers In this way, but that women could have trouble 'of such sort with their, skirts I had nev er dreamed, for were not skirts so voluminous that their folds could be shifted and arranged at will, to pre vent their getting out of shape? Well, It seems that the close fitting skirt of the present day Is so scant that it can not be thus loosely disposed or shift ed about, one. must sit In It as It Is, and thus woman comes to have a new experience and to get some faint glimmer of one of the most trying j troubles of men. "It makes me smile to hear sister say to nioiher that the skirt of her new spring suit has already begun to bag at the knee," New York Sun. The Hudson-Fulton Celebra tion will be;;in Saturday, Sep tember 25, and end Saturday, October 9. J The first eight days will be de ' voted 'to events in and nbout .New oru. me closing ween to exercises along the Hudson from Yonkers to Troy. In the illuminations six bil lions candle power will be em ployed nightly. Every nation in the world will be represented, i A great historical pageant will be seen In New York on Tues day, September 28; In Brooklyn on Friday, October 1. and on Staten Island on Saturday, Octo ber 2. Many prominent aviators will participate in airship llishts which will be begin on Monday, September 2 7. In u naval spectacle craft In two divisions, ono from New York, another from Albany, will meet, in Newburg Bay on Friday, October 1. The vessels will In clude counterparts of Hudson's Half Moon and Fulton's Cler mont. More than five hundred thou sand school children will partici pate in festivals in Manhattan on Saturday, October 2. The expense of the celebration will exceed $500,000. Slceply Gross of New Mexico. While making a trip through the southwestern part of New Mexico Herbert W. Wolcott, of Alamogordo, N. M., found a grass from which he believes a narcotic may be extracted which will take the place of those now known to medicine. "The grass is known as 'sleepy grass' to the natives of New Mexico near the Apache reservation," said Mr. Wolcott. "Cattle and horses will eat It the first time they see it. It makes them fall, to the ground in their tracks and lie in a state of coma for two days. When they wake up they have no 111 effects from the opi ate. But they will never eat it again; In fact, they will run away If It Is offered to them. "This 'sleepy grass' is not to be confused with the loco weed. The Js-rasa Is a real grass, not unlike the Kentucky blue grass in appearance. The loco weed is a plant and bears a flower. Horses and cattle become loco fiends and are worthless after tasting the deadly stuff." Kansas CI'" Star. Plenty Coming. The fond husband was seeing his tvlfe off with the children for their va cation to the country. As she got into the train he said, "But, my dear, won't you take soma fiction to read?" "Oh,, no!" she responded sweetly, "I shall depend upon your letters from home." Loudon Tatler. Commission Officially Announces Schedule of Land and Water Events in New York City and State to Which Many Na tions Will Contribute Dazzling Electric Display a Feature opening of the various exhibitions, the nature ot which is to be an nounced later, and the beginning ot the airship flights over New York. The historical parade is scheduled for Tuesday, September 2S, and in this pageant all nationalities will be represented. There will bo dozens of floats and moving tableaux repre senting events In tbo history of the aboriginal, Dutch, English, Revolu tionary and American periods. These floats have been prepared nt great ex pense, and the costuming and effects, aside from their historical fidelity, will havo great educational value. Aquatic sports opposite Riverside Park and Yonkers will take place on Wednesday, September 29. The day will be marked by general commem orative exercises In educational Insti tutions throughout the State. Me morials on spots dignified by great historic events will be dedicated. The day in Manhattan will be known as "Bronx Borough Day" and the chief celebration will be in that borough. There will bo a festival In Richmond Borough and a reception to United States officials aud guests of the city at West Point. The military parade Is to take place on Thursday, September 30. This will be participated in by United States infantry regiments. Navy and Marine corps, the National Guard, Naval Militia, veteran organizations and marines and sailors from foreign vessels. The parade of naval vessels, mer chant marine, excursion boats nnd pleasure craft of every description will take place on Friday, Oct. 1. It will be In two divisions, one starting from New York, the other from Al bany. The divisions will meet at Newburg, celebrated In Revolution ary history, and a general good time will be enjoyed In Newburg Bay. In the division bound north will be the Half Moon, manned by Dutch" sailors in the costumes of the mariners of Hudson's day, and the Clermont, the first boat built by Fulton, operated by her own ster-.m. Ceremonies will be held on both these vessels at the joining of the two divisions. At Newburg there will be a parade, reception and the like, with Illuminations and fireworks in the evening. The vessels taking part In the naval parade will return to New York and tho Manhattan histori cal parade previously mentioned will be repeated In Brooklyn. The school children In New York will engage In festivals on Saturday, October 2. There will be exercises In fifty centres In New York, con ducted In view of more than five hun dred thousand children of the pub lic and private schools. Tho two di visions of the naval parade will be welcomed on their return from New burg.. There will be a historical par ade on Staten Island and dedicatory exercises at Stony Point, the scene of a decisive battle during the Revolu tion. In the evening there will be a carnival parade in New York, in which there will bo seen fifty bril liantly Illuminated floats, escorted by various organizations. The final week of the celebration will be devoted to events on the Hud son north of New York from October 3 to October 9. Special ceremonies with the historical floats In parades will take place in all the river cities and larger villages, with neighboring smaller municipalities participating In each of them. On Monday, October 4, the chief celebrations will be at Poughkeepsle and Yonkers: Tuesday, at Kingston, Hastings, Dobbs Ferry, Irvlngton and Tarrytown; Wednes day, at Catsklll nnd Nyack; Thurs day, at Hudson, Osslnlng and Haver r.traw; Friday, at Albany and Peeks kill, and Saturday at Troy and Cold Spring. Similar ceremonies will be held at Cohoes on Monday, October 11. The carnival parade lu Brooklyn, Saturday evening, October 9, will bring the celebration to a close, as far as Manhattan is concerned. New York City. Excelling In mag nitude of scope and brilliance of de sign any celebration ever held in New York, the Hudson-Fulton celebration will begin on Saturday, September 25, and close on Saturday, October 9. Tho commission having In charge the details of the celebration has Issued an official circular announcing tho schedule of events for the first time. The interest shown by foreign na tions, especially England, Germany, France and Holland, In the successful outcome of tho celebration was a source of great encouragement to the commission In the early days of Its labors. The countries named, not to speak of others In South America and the Orient, will be represented in the big naval parade on September 25 by from one to five war ships, nil representative of their class. The United States war ships then In the harbor will Join In the naval pageant. While from time to time fragment ary Items bearing upon the celebra tion have been published, they lacked the authoritative stamp of the com mission. The official schedule now is at hand, and it is an imposing array of events. The celebration will begin with a rendezvous of all foreign and American vessel In the harbor, dip ping of flags, firing of salutes and other evidences of the entent cordlale existing between the United States and the world Powers. Then will follow the first naval parade, during which the foreign war ships will be encircled, after which there will be a reception of officials and other not ables at 110th street and Riverside drive, at three o'clock in tho after noon. The evening of the first day will witness the opening Illuminations. If ono can imagine the light a bunch of six billion wax candles, burning si multaneously, can send to the clouds, then one will have some Idea of the brilliancy In and about Manhattan nightly during the celebration. Mar iners sny lesser illuminations have been seen from the decks of ships one hundred miles at sea, so that It Is r.afe to say that many an Incoming ship will view the glare before the copst has been sighted. There will be nothing doing of ficially on 8unday, September 28, that day being set aside for religious ob servances. The following day, Mon day, there will be official receptions, The first electric Fineltlng plant in the world in which pig iron v.ill be produced on a roumiericlal scale Is about to be Installed in Norway. NEW STRENGTH FOR WOMEN'S HAD HACKS. I I Women who suffer with backache, bearing down pain, dizziness and that constant dull, tired feeling, will find comfort In tho ad vice of Mrs. .lames T. Wright, of 51 y Golutborougk St., Easton, Md., who says: "My back was in a very bad way, and when not painful was so weak It felt as if broken. A friend nreed mn In I try Doan's Kidney Pills, which I did, and they helped me from the start, j It made me feel like a new woman, 1 and soon I was doing my work the j same as ever." I Sold by all dealers. B0 cents a box. Foster-MIlburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y. Not To Be Tolerated. "Herel" shouted the railway offi cial. "What do you mean by throw ing those trunks about like that?" Tho porter gasped in astonishment and several travelers pinched them selves to make sure that it was real. Then tho official spoke again. "Don't you see that you're making big dents In this concrete platform?" Tit-Bits. A Process Of Evolution. He shouted for reform nt first. He then got a position. And now let's frankly face the worst He's a plain politician. Washington Star. The first memorial to be prepared for a place In the new Memorial building at the University of Michi gan will be a bronze bas-relief of President Angel), to be presented to the university by Regent Arthur Hill, of Saginaw. Rich Widow Weds Her Young Nephew Despite I.nw. Pittsfleld, Mass. Mrs. Adeline Rucks, ot Wichita Falls, Tex., came all the way to Massachusetts to marry her young nephew, Ell Balllnger, and la on her way back to Texas with her husband. She Is fifty years old, twice a widow, wealthy and weighs 250 pounds. He tins the scales at 118. Notwithstanding that It is against the State law for such near kinsfolk to marry, Mrs. Rucks and her nephew procured a license in the City Clerk's office in North Adams. Feminine Notes. In Texas all trained nurses must register and pass an examination be fore the board of examiners. Miss Alma Sturtevant was recently appointed clerk of the County Court In Boulder, Col. She is a Dative of Maine, The wedding of Prluce Mlfciiel of Bragansa and Miss Anita Stewart, ot New York City, was sat lor Septem ber 15. Mrs. Jeannette M. Bradley has charge ot the new legislative head quarters of suffragists in Washing ton..!?. . Two Masked Bandits Hold I'p n Hank in Iowa. Mtneola, Iowa. -Search Is being made' for tho two masked men, who, armed with pistols, held up Cashier F. II. Nlpp, of the Mills County Ger man Bank here and escaped with $1500 in cauli. Nlpp and two custom ers were kept In the back room by order of one of the robbers, white the other took the money from the safe and counter. The bandits fled afoot and went east along the Wabash Rail road toward Silver City, near which place they disappeared in a cornfield. The Labor World. Spokane (Wash.) labor unions have organized a metal trades coun cil. Members of Minneapolis Typogra phical Union, No. 42, are Interested In obtaining the 1010 international convention for that city. The Trades and Labor Council of Hamilton, Canada, bas appointed a committee to decide on the advisabil ity ot building a labor temple. In Stockholm the local street rail way company scored a complete vic tory over the strikers, and take the latter back at minimum wagos. AFTER DOCTORS FAILED Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound Cured Her. Wlllimantic, Conn. "For five years I suffered untold agony from female troubles, causing; backache, irregulari ties, dizziness aud nervous prostra tion, it was impossible for me to walk upstairs without stopping on the way. tried three di.Ter cnt doctors and each told ine some thing different. I received no benefit from any of them, but seemed to suf fer more. The last doctor said noth ing would restore my health. I began taking Lydia E. l'inkhum's Vegetable compound to see wliat u would do, and I am restored to my natural health." Mrs. Etta Donovan, JJox 2UD, Wlllimantic, Conn. Tho success of Lydia E. rinkhnm's Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, is unparalleled. It muy be used with perfect confidence by women who suffer from displacements, inflam mation, ulceration, libroiil tumors, ir regularities, periodic pains, backache, bearing-down feeling, flatulency, indi- ?estiou, dizziness, or nervous probtra iou. For thirty years Lydia E.Finkham'i Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy for female ills, and suffering women owe it to themselves to at least give this medicine a trial. Proof is abundant that it has cured thousands of others, aud why should it not cure you V ' ' '. ' Tt k " ' ' : ;A; He Kenw Ills Rusincss. Klndhearted maiden (fishing for a stray penny In her purae I sup pose you poor blind people feel your misfortune keenly? Blind Mendicant Yes, indeed. The Lord only knows how I miss the pleasure of being able to look Into the beautiful faces of the handsome and lovely ladles who aro kind enough to donate Kind-hearted Maiden (fishing out a shilling) Here, poor fellow, take this, I'm sure you are deserving. Horaps. mm spa I V i-T 5-.-.Vl- Honored by Women When a womon iprqki of her silent secret nufierinj( she trusts you. Million have be stowed thin mark oi confi dence on L)r. R. V. Piarcc, ol Buffalo, N. Y. Every where there are women who bear witness to the wonder working, curing-power of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription which saves tho tuffering trx from pain, and succcMfully grapples with woman's weak nesses and ttubborn HI:. IT MAKES WEAK WOHON STRONQ IT HAKES SICK WOMEN WELL. 7 m J No woman's appeal was ever misdirected or her con fidence misplaced when she wrote ior advice, to the World's Dispr-NSAHV Msdical Association, Dr. R. V. Pierce, President, Buffalo, N. Y. Dr. Plcrco'n Plcanant PetMa Induce mild natural bowel mnvemenl once a day. FOR PINK EYE DISTEMPER CATARRHAL FEVER AND ALL NOSE AND THROAT DISEASES Cures the wick find aetH n n preventive for other. I.i'jiiM given tm the tongne. Sale for brotv! tnarev nml all others. Best kidney remedy; ."ii cents nnd 81 a bottle; uud !() the down. Sold I iy all ihngiftH and horV.j goodH houses, or Bent, exp-esa paid, by the niunufiu'turcr. EPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists.. GOSHEN, INDIANA Just Outside. Two women chanced to meet on a street car In Chicago, says the Youth's Companion. "Why, bow do you do, Mrs Thompson?" exclaimed one of them. "I called at your home one day la 't week und there was nobody at home." "We've moved. Mrs. diles," mid the other. "Didn't you know that?" "No. When did you move?" "About two weeks nuo. We zi tired of living in all the noise ;nid bustle, and c went away out in the suburbs." "What direction." "Northwest." "And whole are you incited now?" "It's a now nt Sshborhood, .Mis. ; Giles, and I enn't describe it exact ly, but if I had a map of the city hero I could show you We live Just half an Inch outside the city limits." Lord Curzoti, at a mee'lng in Lon don. t!"fliirt'd that tie enfranchise ment of women would endanger the safety of the empire. C'oiwt inyt ion cntise nn ! -v.ttes nemy enoiw uimmmh. it is tho!..iifc'i!v cure I by I'r. I' e. 's I'lensnnt I'll! family l.ixutive. 1 i.i: favorite On condition of securing 2fio,n.eo bales of henequen at $1.25 gold an arroba (about 23 pounds), a busi ness firm of Merida has contracted for almost all this season's unsold crop lit Yucatan. BABY HORRIBLY BURNED Ry Hulling fireaso Shin All Cam Off One Side ol' Face nnd llentl Thought Her Disfigured For Life I'seJ Cuticunt: No Se.-ir l'ft. "My baby was sitting hi-sido the fender nml we were propuritig the breakfast when tho frying-pan full tf boiling gn a.-e was itf set nnd it went all over one side of htr face nnd head. St, mo one wiped the scald with a towel, pulling the entile skin off. We took her to n doctor, lie tended her a week nnd gnvme Rome Muff to put en. Mut it nil festeied nml I thought the baby was disfigured for life. 1 used nbout three boxes of Cutictirn Ointment nnd it was tronderful how it healed. In nbout live weeks it wns better nnd there wasn't a mark to tell where the -M had been. Her skin is just like velvet. Mrs. Hare, 1 Henry St., South MiieM, Durham, l.ug land, March 22, 19 is." l'otter Drug & t hem. Corp., Sole I'rops. of Cuticura He-nedics, lioslon, Mass. "All the World's Airships," is to be published in Kngland, in October. "Mi:.Mun;s of dan itit'i:," Tin: CI.OWX OF OUl DADDIES. At Last, There Is on Rale a Hoots Iiriinful of American Humor. Any bookseller will tell you that the constant quest of his customers Is for "a book which will make mo laugh." The bookman Is compelled to reply that the race of American humorists has run out and comic lit erature 1b scarcer than funny plays. A wide sale Is therefore predicted for tho ''Memoirs of Dan Kite," the Clown of Our Daddies, written by Maria Ward Brown, a book guar anteed to make you roar with laugh ter. The author presents to the pub lic a volume of tho great jester's most pungent Jokes, comic harnngiies, caustic hits upon men and manners, lectures, anecdotes, sketches of nd venture, original songs and poetical effusions: wlso nnd witty, Ferlous, satirical, and sentimental sayings of the sawdust arena of other days. These "Memoirs" also contain a series of adventures and Incidents altern.-it- lng from grave to gay; descriptive scones nnd thrilling events; the rec ord of half a century of a remarkable life. In the course of which the sub ject was brought Into contact with most of the national celebrities of the day. The book abounds In anecdotes, humorous and otherwise: pnd It nf fords a clearer view of the Inside mysteries of show life than any ac count heretofore published. Old Dan Rice, as the proprietor of the famous "Ono Horse Show," was more of a national character than Artemus Ward, and this volume contains the humor which made tho nation laugh even while the great Civil War raged. This fascinating book of f00 pages, beautifully illustrated, will bo sent postpaid to you for $1.50. Address Book Publishing Houso, 134 Leonard street. New York City. A Tails blind man lias saved four persons from drowning. f'nr Hi A 11 I I II : -.. I, U . A I" t m R V.'l.etl it I'iiiin ( r.Ms. Heat. stomAch or Nerv.-ms 1'ni.iel.- tti.iUne will relievo you. It'; ll-.ii u - i !. umii.I to lake li-'l imnteill aielv. Tiy n !u;.. uo1 c. al tlrus .tuns. linen industry in Ireland em ploys To. i persons Mrs. Winslo s - 'iing vnip fornjiMrrn teet hiiig.soit.ci.s ilieguins, ivlmesinllimniiv Uuu.uUuys p.ilii.cureii vvnel i.-olic. lioc ft twttltt. (lermany Is to have an Kncl'sh theatre. ' 13. N. U. 37. p--T.-TV7Br7t;rrTg'!.!i'y'i.'gn We Offer An Interest In 12 Proven Mines Wo have acquired 12 Colorado mines on one& mountain which have produced $2,009,000.00. When former operators reached water its acids destroyed their pumps, compelling operations to cv.xse. We shall drain out water by tunnol and have millions above. For financial asMstanci! in driving our tuuuel will take persons in witli us who write immediately, in Fubsci iptions of $50.00 up to $1,000.00. WRITU NATION AL MINING & TUNNEL CO LVNCHBL'RO, VA. TF7 arms CnN-.nret re cerlninly fine. 1 pave frirtirl onr whrti (he doctor wu treating him for cn.L-r of the M-itniich. The next morning he paw.l four j)if i'f n ini worm, lie thru Kt h kx aul in thrre t'.ov he passrt ttpt-worm 45 feet nn. It was Mr. Matt Frctk. MiUt-rbnrx, liMtiphtn Co . 1 am ijulte a worker for Cumi rr:. 1 ue them mvarlf ut4 ftml them be neat ml fur mKl any ilteje catiM-il 1y impure I4ti1." CliMft. E. Comluu, L,ewiktuii, lJa., (Mttiim Co.) Pleanant. Palatnble. Pcrrnr. Tast Good. I o if iHiU. Never Sicken. Weaken or ( irife. Kk:, 2V, 50c. Never told In bulk. Tiiek'iii In tablet fctnnped C C C. Guaruuxa ta euro or you lowney bmk. fell PATENTS ratvui yoiu BOUNTIES Tra-r.UoIi7ril!iu yuiir Book. WrtlmA im lutw, in. . ululii lluuuiy tor aal Un il lUoir rautOM, wiiu MrTcilu tlx oliU wu I tif Muuraa um luc tu.iu. yuf' uiiu ud Uiilri.imoiM, 11.UM, W, U, WUU. 111.4 l.,Soir)r fajUo.) Wui BulUmg, ill luA, Ai. MUU1UHWU.U.U, UW At fMXf jitJlW This Trade-mark Eliminates All Uncertainty In tbr Hirclusr ol paint matirialk It is an ilwJute guarantee ot pjir. ity and quality, tor your own protection, ice that it it on the lide of every keg ol white lead you buy. . ITlPMt LEAD rwrtH ttOl Tiirlty Tort PROPSY ilLOTUi .ntrU . Iak ef tnllMMUIt nmi ! U' tii 4 feseo. Dr. U. U. lkLkV auftn, t AilwU to fflWrNTY IXKKKHKMT f'nrHlYHtRffnVtKWIIrff 1 Now Y ir. 'uvy Utai i an 1 aha ill Our with rvtckt UTt-e H.-ut.i n nveiir. .4 n i lp r fciAUipt-'I'k Ul Ut.dUll.ta.UttiiUiM-v.a Chicks Doisig Well ? If Not, Learn Why rrom a Uook Costing Less Than the Value of One Ctilcke......... Whether you raise Cbickeiu for fun or profit, you want to do it intelligently n4 grt the brat reiulta. The way to do tlu la to prout ly the expenem' of other. Vie oiler a book telling all you need to know on ihe subject a book written by nana who mado hia living for 23 yearn in Kaiaing J'oultry, aud in that time ni-veanunly bad to experiment and pond mm h money to Uaru the beat way to conduct tin buainra (or the mall (um of 25 I KM 8 in postui;e stamps. It tells you how to lH-tect ami (Jura Disease, how to Keed for I'gge, tnd aUo for Market, which Fowls to Sava ior 1! read ing i'urpoara. and inilrnl alaiut evervtliine y" must know on th auliect to ruak ucresa. fclXT I'Ofe'lTAlD ON RKt'Ell'T Of iS CENTS IN STAMl'S. BOOK PUnUSIilNO HOUSE, 134 Leonard 8t N. V. City. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color mora good, brlaauw aad faaiar salon tfeaa anr er are, Ona ion. par Mr colon all attar. Tfcor djr ta aoia water heiioc tha aur Mtwr dr. Toaj van auy iuimw wlUwut ruVOM - Writ lu frv bootMi-Uuw w Kja, limoa ( UI QiMm MUMiUk lttlu to., ilalaay, lllla.
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