THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. STORIES THAT ARB TOLD BT THE rUHMY MEN OF THE PRESS. A Royal Hevonffe —Half Rations— Mosquito Tactics—Terrors of Mu sic Practicers, Etc., Etc. I stand alone upon the silent shore And let my thoughts go back to other days- Recalling thus the love that is no more I muse on lovely woman and her vays. A Tear ago I stood in this same spot With her I loved, and it was here I missed her; For when I asked her would she share my lot, She took my hand and said she'd bo my sister. And I have proved a brother tried and true, Nor felt myself love's sorry victim; For when mv hated rival came to woo, brotfierlika 1 straightway went and licked him. JINKS'S SON. Winks—"Your son is a mighty clever fellow, isn't he?" Jinks (proudly)—" Who told you sol" Winks—"Ho did."— Good News. NOT Mccn ON IT. Fred—"How do you like the table at your new boarding-house? Is there any-' , thing to object to?" Arthur—"Precious little, old fellow." —Brooklyn Life. HALF RATIONS. Tommy—"l didn't eat half enough supper." Bessie—"What did you have for sup per?" Tommy—"Company."— Puck. A SEASIDE JOKE. - •'Bridges is quite a heavy swell." "Yes, but his wife keeps his nose on the grindstone." "In that case he might be described as a ground swell."— New York Herald. TERRORS OF MUSIC PRACTICERS. White—"ls that new dog of Brown's a beagle?" Greene—"l don't know, I'm sure; judging from it's midnight execution I should say it was a bugle."— Harper's Bazar. TAKING THE CONCEIT OUT OF HIM. "How do you like my now suit, Maria? All wool and a yard wide, eh?" said old Binks. "Yes, that's the trouble," returned Mrs. B. "It's a yard wide, and you ain't more than twenty-four inches acrost."— Harper'» Bazar. THERE'S A LAW AGAINST FORGING. Coupons—"Aro you ranking a success of your business, Whcatpit?" Wheetpit—"Oh, yes; I'm slowly forg ing ahead." Coupons—"Uardly a judicious method of progress for a broker, is it?"— Chicago Saturday Evening Herald. A FLATTERING DIAGNOSIS. "How did that quack ever insinuate himself into the graces of Miss Staid lady?" "Why, the man has a natural wit. 110 was called upon to prescribe for her, and knowing her weak points called her disease cholera infantum."— Judge. THE TERRIBLE INFANT AGAIN. There was company to supper, the table was set out splendidly, and all were enjoying themselves exceedingly when the pet of the household unfortunately whispered loudly "Ma, why don't you have this sort of asupper'when there isn't any company?" —London Tid Bits. AND THEN 118 TOOK A WALK. "The word no will blight my life; yes will mako me walk with my head in the skies," said Pillsbury to his best girl. "It would bo too bad to blight your life, so ; I won't say no," sho said. "And you will say—" •'l'll say nay."— Truth. LEGAL WIT. "What is all that noise?" asked Miss Silentsweet's father. "I was just trying a new song," she said, poutingly. "Don't let me disturb you, my daugh ter. I am a lawyer and I honor the in stinct which leads you to try your songs before you execute them."— Washington (Star. WOMAN-LIKE. "I iJteliovc John will propose to-night, ma. If be docs, what shall I say?" "Accept him, of course." ••Tea, but what shall I say first?" "How long have you been expecting this proposal?" "Two years." "Well, I don't know what you can say, oxcept 'This is so sudden.' " — Cape Cod Item. EVEN TRAMPS CAN JOKE. First Tramp (looking over an old newspaper)—"l see by this paper that our old friend Hardtack has been giving 'em a tight rope performance in Liverpool.'' Second TVainp—"Why, I had no idea that Hardtack was an acrobat. Who got him into the tight rope business, 1 wonder?" Firet Tramp—"The paper states that it waa the sheriff."— Spare Momenti. THE NEW VERSION. New York City Editor—"See here! Don't you know executions by electricity are the law now?" New Man—"Certainly." "Then, sir, what do you mean by this old-time, chcstnutty, moldy quotation, •Give a rogue rope enough and he will hang himself.' What do you mean, sir? We are not living in the middle ages." "What substitute would you suggest?" •'Say, 'Let a rogue goon shocking •ocioty and he will get shocked him- Mlf.',;'— NOT TUB KIND HS MEANT. Some one was bragging to Jones of the amount of ansiont and valuable bric-a-brac he had collected. "You should have seen that spindle legged table I picked up last week. It's four hundred years old, if it's a day." "Why, that isn't a patch to that Gre cian bit of furniture in my study. Why, it's over two thousand years since it was made," replied Jones, not to be outdone. "You're joking." "Certainly not. Come over and see my multiplation tablo."— Judge. HE MARRIED FOR LOVE. "If I had my life to live over agin you bot it would be different," said the man in the ten-dollar suit; "especially the marrying part of it." "Yes," ventured the man who had paid for the beer. "Yos, I married for love, or thort I did, which is about the same thing. My cousin Joo, he had more sense. He married one o' the best cooks in our town, an' now she's workin' in a big hotel, and inakin' a good livin' for both of 'em."— lndianapolis Journal. ASSERTING HIS HIQIITS. "That's exactly what I came here for this evening, Miss Mildred." The young man laid aside his hat, cane and gloves. "That's exactly what I came for," ho repeated, possessing himself of her hand. "I want you for my wife." "You might have saved yourself the trouble, Mr. Fairball," exclaimed the girl, taking her hand away. "I shall never marry you." "Another word of back talk liko that," said the young baseball umpire, quietly but firmly passing his arm about her waist and pulling her dead down on his shoulder, "will cost you §25." Chicago Tribune. JUST A FEW CONDITIONS. She—"John, if I accept you, you will not object to mamma visiting us as much as sho wishes to?" He—"Of course not, dear." She—"And of course papa may accom pany her?" He—"Certainly." She—"And Bertie and Nellie may come too, for they arc too young to bo left alone?" He—"Of course?" She—"And you will occasionally go off and spend a few weeks somewhere else, so it will be just liko homo use d to be?" He—"Yes." She—"Well, then, you may ask papa and mamma to help you select the ring." Tons of Rock Crystal. Rock crystal is plentiful in various lo calities of the United States. A mass of it weighing fifty-one pounds from North Carolina was sent four years ago to Tiffany & Co. in New York. The original crystal, which must have weighed 300 pounds, was unfortunately broken in pieces by the ignorant mount ain girl who discovered it. One very useful purpose to which this mineral substance is put is the manufacture of mirrors, when it can be found in big enough blocks to be sawed into slabs of sufticiont size. Its superiority over glass lies iu the fact that it does not, like glass, detract from tho rosiness of the complexion. Every pretty woman should surely havo a hand glass of rock crystal. Near Lake George in New York State great quantities of small aud very pure rock crystals are gathered, specimens, both natural and cut, being mounted in jewelry and sold to tourists. Many of them are whiter than any diamond and frequently as brilliant and transparent. A specimen with a drop of water in closed will sometimes sell for as much as S3O. Certain mines of them at Little Falls, N. Y., are worked by tapping tho rock until a hollow sound is heard, in dicating a cavity, and within euch cavi ties tho crystals are discovered, some times as many as a bushel. In one cavern years ago were found several tons of these quartz crystals, the sides of the cavity, thirty feet long and six feet high, being completely covered with them. The sale of such stones in that region amounts to fully SIO,OOO per an num. At Hot Springs, Ark., clear rolled pebbles from the Washita River are sold in quaaties, being more highly prized than the ordinary rock crystals. The demand for them is so great that the inhabitants thereabouts have learned to produce them artificially by putting a number ol crystals in a box aud keeping them revolving for a few days by water power.— Washington, Star. Composite Photograph of One Person. An excellent suggestion has been made by an expert photographer. He says that thero is no real satisfaction in a photographic portrait. At the best it catches only one expression out of the everchanging tones that make the face of one for whom we care charming. Why, he asks, should it not be possible to accomplish a good result by taking a composite photograph of oue person— ■ that is, by photagraphing that person repeatedly in the same pose; when he is grave and when gay; when tired and when fresh as a lark; when meditative and when alert? Thif would be an in teresting experiment. Another ingenious photographer has devised a screen behind which ladies may be photographed with dummy feet. These peep out innocently and naturally from auder the dress, and enable the sitter to triumph over any real or fancied disadvantage in the size or shape of her feet. A hand camera for taking a series of photographs in quick succession is frequently called into re quisition, and an improved form of this instrument haa been devised by M. Lum iere, of Lyons. The framed plates move in grooves at the back ot the camera, being projected forward into position by a spiral spring, as each one, after re ceiving its image, is released by a bolt and falls down into the bottom of the camera. The number of plates u*ed is indicated by a counter outside.— Chicago \ Aetci. NEWS AND NOTES FOB WOKEN. Shirt-fronts are multiplying. Ruffles are again to the fore. Yellow is the sunshine color. Basket braid hats are popular. Photographs come on buttons. Poplin petticoats are a novelty. Dogskin gloves are having a run. Belts of perforated silver are worn. Black tea jackets aro very popular. Tho water-lily bonnet is the newest. The serpent ring grows in popularity. Cotton dresses are to be seen in num bers. Uncle Sam has seventy-five women lawyers. Twenty women have becomo member* of a Chicago bicycle club. White embroidered dresses and Ro man sashes is a costumo affected. China crepe shawls are in summer what the fur shoulder capo is iu winter. There are 270 women ordained or licensed to preach in this country. Startling changes in fashious and styles are now promised for next winter. There were over sixty women nt Chau tauqua during the season who rode tho bicycle daily. Tho only woman, with the exception of Mrs. Grimwood, who has received tha Royal Red Cross, is Florence Nightin gale. Miss Olive Buchanan, Uniled States Deputy Marshal at St. Louis, is the only person of her sex now holding a position of that kind. Miss Ilattie Port-er, of Hartford, be comes the richest women in Connecticut through a bequest of $6U0,000 just re ceived under the will of Solomon A. Porter. The English Royal Princesses have set the fashion for sisters not only to dress alike when they are unmarried, but to continue to do so after having become wives. The longest hair iu the world is said to belong to a young woman in Gaines villo, Texas. It trails on the ground over four feet, and is of a beautiful red gold color. The Empress of Germany is loyal to the Fatherland to the extent of having all her dresses made in Berlin and Vienna. She buys her hats in Berlin and only bur gloves comes from Paris. The New York girl who lost her en gagement riug in a wash basin ouly to find it two years latter iu the gutter, where it had been washed from an open sewer, IKUI meantime been married und widowed. Mrs. Mackay has fallen a victim to tho craze for hyphenated names. She is no longer plain Mrs. Mackay, known all the world over without initials or prefix; she is now Mrs. "Huugerford-Mackay," at which English people sinilo. New dresses ot white English serge for the country, for mountains and sea shore alike, aro very simply made, and nro kept white throughout. Their trim ming is white silk braid a third of an inch wide, tubular or basket woven, put on in frogs, in disks or bombes, as the French say, or else wider white Hercu les braid is used iu parallel rows of graduated widths. One plan of the woman managers of the World's Fair is to form clubs in tho large dry goods stores in the cities. The girls in these clubs aro to take up the study of American history, and also each week give a small fee toward a fund for membership to visit the fair. Another idea is to prepare a body of guides to be on duty at the Exposition. These aro to be educated young women, and as far as possible conversant with French and German. They will be sent to Chicago in time to learn the city belore the open ing of the fair. Hall's Catarrh Cure is a liquid and I« taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Write for testimonials, tree. Manufactured by F. J. ('IiKNKY ,v Co., Toledo, < >. THE raising; of ostriches has been begun in New Zealand with considerable success. Can You Eat Ifrartily. with relish, and without distress after ward? If not, we recommend to you Hood's Har •nparllla, which creates a good appetite and at the same time mo luvlgoratos the stomach and bowels thM the food Is properly digested and all Its strength assimilated. •'I hnvo been taking two botttles of liood's Sar- Bopnrllla for weakness and no appetite. With great pleasure I wUI say that I think It has done me marh good because lam now able to cat like a man." J. C. 8. C'Ht'ie*ni.L, Richardson Hotel, Monmouth, IU. N, B. When you usk fur Hood's Sarsaparilla Pon*t l>e induced to buy any other. Insist upou Hood's Sarsaparilla—li>'> Doses One Dollar. RADWAY'S READY RELIEF. INYERNALLY-A half to a teaspoonfui in half a tumbler of water will in a few minutes cure CIiIH.KK A DIOKHCl!). CItAMPh, f»paaiua, HOllt STOMACH. NAtSKA. VOMIT. 1N«, lIKAKTBI ILN, 1)IA It KIIKA, Dys entery. Hummer Complaint, Colic, Flatu lency. Fainting Spell*. Ncrvounneaft, Hleep le»aneMM. Sick Headache, and all Internal pnln*. Malaria in its ▼artoub forms ctire.i and prevented. There Is not a rome Hal a*ent In the world that will cure Fever and Auuo and all other fevers aided by HAD WAY'S l»ILI„Si so quickly us BAIiWAY'S ItEAUV ItKMKK. ACHES AND PAINS. For headache (whether sick or nervous), toothache neuralgia, nervousness and sleeplessness, rheuma tlsm, lumbago, pains and weakness In the back, spine or kidneys pains around the liver, pleurisy, swelling of the Jotuts ami pains of all kinds, the ap plication of Radway's Ready Relief will afford lromo d late ease, and its continued tu»o for a few days efTeot a permanent cure. 50c. Per llottle. Sold by Orugglraa. DAD WAY'S n PILLS. An Excellent and Mild Cathartic, Purely vegetable. The safest and best medicine in the world for the cure of all disorders of the ljiver, Stomach or Howe IN. Taken according to directions they will restore health and renew vitality. Price, 35a a box. Sold by all druggists, or mailed by RADWAY ft CO., 82 Warren Street, New York, on receipt of prion. An Anthor'g Curious Implements. Howard Seely, the Texan writer, has a hobby for the ghoulish and odd for his literary implements and surround ings. lie has a largo room in the rear of his father's homo in Brooklyn, and this is his den. All the curios and relics which are on every hand were collected by the author during his wild life in the West. As has often been told in print, his inkstand is a human skull, one of the eye-sockets hol'Jing red ink whilo the other contains purple fluid. Two antelope horns adorn the mantel, form ing the handles of Mexican silver dag gers, and near these arc li diminutive pair of white deer antlers, which serve as a hat-rack. Glasses full of snakes, centi pedes and scorpions, preserved in alco hol, abound at every turn, while leaning against them arc portrait? of pretty girls. The author is somewhat of an inventor, having just created an unique shawl pin made of rattle-snake rattles—nine teen and a button—mounted artistically in silver filagree.— Chicago Herald. ltoses in China. In no other part of the world has the culture of roses been brought so nearly to perfection as in China. The rose gar dens of the Emperor of the Flowery Kingdom are gorgeous in the extreme. The revenue obtained yearly from the oil of roses and rose water is enormous, and a irreat addition to tho imperial coffers. Only the members of tho roynl family and the nobility, high military officials, mandarins, etc., are allowed to have any of the attar of roses in their dwellings. Very severe punishment is meted out to the ordinary citizen in whose posses sion even a drop of the precious essence is. found.— Philadelphia Times. For Moulting Hen*. Many people have learned by experienco that Sheridan's Condition Powder given once daily in tho food, will supply tho needed material to strengthen an»l invigorate sick chickens or moulting hens and tho young pullets to luj inx earlier than any thing else on earth. Mrs. Edwin Brown, Enst Greenwich, It. 1., says:"l cguld not do without Sheridan's Condition Tovvder when hens are moulting. I use it when chickens are small as they often droop and die young. To a pint ot' clabbered milk, I add a teaspoonful of tho Powder, mix well and let tho chicks eat all they will onco a day; it does seem to be just what they need; they soon Income vigorous." 1. K. Johnson & Co., Boston, Mass., will send further par ticulars to anyone free. A physician recently said, "probably Lydia E. Pluklmm lias done more for womankind than all tho doctors combined;a woman un derstands those matters better than we do." (■ritlllyliitf 10 All. The high position attained and tno universal acceptance and approval of the pleasant liquid fruit remedy Syrup of Figs, as the most excel lent laxative known,illustrate the value of tho qualities on which its success is hosed and are abundantly gratifying to tho California Fig Syrup Company.. The C onvnnienci' of *oll«t Truing. The Erie is tho only railway ninning solid trains over its own tracks between Now lork. and Chicago. No change of cars L>r any of passengers. Itutcs lower than via. uixy oilier llTbt-clats lino. _________ FITS stopped froo by Die KLINE'S GRFAT NKUVE KESTOUEIU No tits after ilrst day's usa. Marvelous euros. Preatiseaad & tri;it bottlj tice. Dr. Kline,Bßl Arch St., Philu, t'.i. The good health of every woman depends greatly upon herself; delays, through i#lso modesty are dangerous: Lydia K. I'inßham's Vegetable Compound will cure nine cases out of ten. i S. S. S. \ % is the most popular remedy \ % for boils, pimples, blotches, etc. \ % Because, while it never fails to \ % It acts gently, \ builds up the system, \ \ increases the appetite, \ % and improves the general health, \ % instead of substituting one disease \ % for another, as is the case with \ % potash, and mercury mixtures. \ • Books on Blood and Skin diseases tnee. \ % THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Ga. \ ~—~ "The Future Great. ' Never D' "PI T\ TTI before has the future great -11 nesHof a young city been so I J J J apparent and assured. Ml I | suites have their largeclt- Um i es, and I'lerre Is the Capl ■ tai and the Commercial . Metro|)olis of the New sial«-, Soulh Dakota. 1 guarantee my patrons aprollt. Good Residence l,ot« *7seach. Write for partic ulars and references. <ll AS, 1„ II YOl'. I•»- vestment lUokr, Pi i «•"- -»-r- Harvest Excursions At LOW RATES via Missouri Pacific Ry. and Iron Mountain Route. To Missouri, Kansas, Arkansas, Texas and nli points West and Southwest. Aug. 25, Sept. 1.1 and •M. Good for JO days, with stop-over privileges. H. C. TOWNSEND, G. P. A., St. Louis, Mo j > The Mutual I n vestment Company, (>l Mluneapolls, Mlnu., with a Paid-up ■ /nCapital of S2S'>,UOO declared a dividend at ■ SSLIX this rate for the past six months on their .>uviiiK*« bonds. Write for particulars. Paid-up Ronll, par value ot SSO at maturity, $35. Installment Roml, 50 cts. per month until maturity; par value SSO. We estimate six years will mature these bonds, as we have six distinct sources of profit: Interests, lines, cancellation, transfers, withdrawals and re discounts. \ . lit- santed. 112 THK NEW METHOD for ALL chronic diseases, dyspepsia, debility, catarrh, Ac. No patent medicines, send 'or pamphlet, free. Hundreds of testimonials. "The New Method U worth its weight in gold. Long live Dr. Forest "-J. R. saraTs, Psst4»r FirstPresb'nChurch,Carthsg®, N.Y. Infinitely better than the Hall System. Agents wanted. HEALTH >t I'l'LY CO., 710 HHOAI>«\V, >. ». jft V r rurp CURED TO if ah cuREa nm DkV kit We want the name and ad aressof every sufferer tn the & ASTHMA t.Hareld Hayes. sd.D 9 lM|lit 55 FRAZERAfki BlfSjT IN THE WOKJU Hlltflih ur Get tne lieu nine. «K)iu iivery whero nAA| 817 VKKS' (iMDF.. luultaoes. VM ■ 1111«| iLLUbTKATIONS, Colored plate. 1 Cknth. UU"J u T:\ > r. I .s, clement on* N. .I . m MOMBY IN( lll( Kh>\ A- a For 2Sc. u MO-pag« boi)k, ••xporu^uJ3 jji Jt of a practical i>oultry raiser during MP *years. n now to .teiojc and cure diseases; to ioodforo«{< ■ rnr and for fatteuing; whloa fowls.! for breeding, Ac., Ac. Address iiOUKPUB. hfuUSK, I'M lioouard St., N, Y. City. The smallest is the best In pills, other tliinco being equal. But, with Dr. Pierce s Pleasant Pel lets, nothing else is eqtfal. They're the best; not only because they're the smallest, and the easiest to take —but because they do more good. They cleanse and regiilste the liver, stomach and bowels in a Way tho huge, old-fashioned pill doesn't dream of. Think of trying to regu late the system with the ordinary pill. It's only good for upsetting it. These are mild and gentle—rbut thorough and effective, no j'aln—no griping. One little pellet for a laxa tive— three for a cathartic. Tho best Liver Pill known. Sick Head ache, i>ilim<s Headache, Constipa tion, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks and all derangements of tho liver, stomach and bowels arc prevented, relieved and cured. Put up in sealed vials ; —a perfect vest-pocket remedy, always conven ient, fresh and reliable. They're the cheapest pill you c.fn buy for they're guaranteed to give satisfaction, or your money is re turned. It's a plan peculiar to Dr. Pierce's medicines. You pay only for the good you get. Can you ask more ? EvE^M° THEB Should Haven The flotage* Dropped on Suyftr, Children Love co take JOIIKSOK'S ANODYNE LINIMENT for Cfoup, Sore Throat. Tonsilltis, Colic, Cramps ami rains. Its- Uevus Summer Complaints, CuK Bruises Uke matft-s. THINK OF IT, In UNC OUT to VI'.A Its ir one rnmlly. I>r. i. s. JOHNSON & Co.—lt is gixty years Kino© I first teamed of your JOHNSON'S ANODYNK LININKNT. ior more than forty ymral have used it in my family i regard it as one of tin- best and safest family remedies that can be founu, used Internal or external/in all onsea. O. H. lNijALLtt. Deacon 2nd Baptist Cnurch, Bangor, Ma Every Sufferer *tl<-a. Neuralgia, her VOUH Headarhe, Diphtheria, Coughs, Catarrh, Bronchitis. Asthma, Cholera Morbus, IMurriuea. Lameness. Soreness in Bodv or Limbs, Stiff Joints or Strains, will And in this old Anodyne reliet and speedy cure. Pamphlet free. Sold everywhere. Price 3f» eta. by mall, 0 bottles, Express paid. 1. S. JOHNSON &. CO.. BOSTON. MASH. lil.V'S ( UI.AM HA HI .«r J ■-Tin Aj>plle«l into Nostrils is Quickly tMW'pUnr Abaorbed, Cleanses the Head, wf CATARBv 1 Ileitis tho tores and Cures QATARRH.r^ H ©stores Taste and Smell, quick* Relieves Cold In Henu and yfjH tA- 5W Headache. 50c. at 1 V\ arron >t.. N. V. 50CJ Tuff's Pills enable tho dyspeptic to ent whnti«ver he They cause tho fooil and nourish the body, give appetite, aud DEVELOP FLESH.- Cilice. 39 & 41 Park Placo, New Yoclt ASB *S A HOLT hunt Ten n ranee'a Ki.Nfci JVi I ■ (LI «iATh aud UKKAT KKSOURC&I H 8 IvNOXVILLii SJ&NTiNEL; daUy luu. nxnmmm weealy 1 year. *1 wimples .ij tCM * NtCKVOUd, \N KKTCIIKD mortal.-* Wll *|x Well <in 1 seep well. Health iUipsr tells now. 50cts. a year. sample jo ,*/ ree. |>r. ,|. if. || VK, K-dltor. buffalo, N, tf. TTOW L" STI T I) Y, lIOOK-KEKPWO, Jhisirw.tH lu*rm l. U JITI k.i \-nmnnship t Arithmetic, Short-hand, etc., AJ, Thoroughly Taught by ,>l All.. Circulars free. |II M IIII''< 4 itllt'tfc, 137 Mn In m., I'ti tin In. V. RUPTURE CURED! Positive!) Holds Rupture. Tem WOHN * mVt lU¥ * 1M ELASTIC mVlla*an Ajju»l»l»N»l'm1»«hl«l»f»n RUS S i^l l*Bidelirtcrormiillerlonnll changing fo»'H Hon rupture. llluHiraliS) (iitatofuc Mat •»- G- V HOUSE Mra .Co (PATEITT ALLOWED.) 7** B«O*DWAV. M. Y C«TY "When slovens get- Hdy they polish the . _ bottoms of the p&nst-When SSEm^jNKiSS 7B' ® iv^ all m IS. never of cleaning up- |jg|l Two servants in two neighboring houses dwelt, But differently their daily labor felt; Jaded and weary of her life was one, j Always at work, and yet 'twas never done. The other walked out nightly with her beau, 13ut then she cleaned house with SAPOLIOc "German Syrup" G. Gloger, Druggist}.WateKtown, Wis. This is the opinion of * man who keeps a drug store, . |( sells\all medicines, conies in direct with the patients and their families, * and knows better than anyone else how remedies sell, and what true merit they have. He hears of all the failures and successes, and can therefore judge: "I know of no medicine for Coughs, Sore Throaty or Hoarseness that had done such ef fective work in my Coughs, family as Boschee's' _ „ . German Syrup. Last Sore Throat, winter a j a( jy called Hoarseness, at my store, who was suffering from a very severe cold. She could hardly talk,, and I told her about German Syrup and that a few doses would give re lief ; but she had no confidence in patent medicines. I told her to take a bottlj, and if the results were not satisfactory I would make no charge for it. A few days after she called and paid for it, saying that she would never be without it in future as a few doses had triven he r relief.' (f> UNEXCELLED! A I*l*l.l ED EXTEIM»AU»V KOtt Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Pains in v the Limbs, Back or Cbest, Mumps, Sora Throat, Colds, Sprains, Bruises, Stings of Insects, Mosquito Bites, , TAKEN INTERNA 1.1.Y It nrfi. Ilk,- n .liiirm lor Cholera SloiJu«» IMnrrlinn. Ilyarntrrr, t'olie, Crump*. N»u- M'«, Sick HfHiliichr. iV('» Warranted perfectly linrmlrm. (See oath nccoinpau ving enrli bottle* alwo fliff'C'!??* "on,;" . It"anil PENKTRA TI X4« qualities are lelt immediately. iry it ami be convinced. Price Sid and ceat*. Sold by all drug jrlMl*. DEPOT, 40 Ml HItAV ST.. NEW tOHK Y N U—3s Awli my UKctitH for W. I" lluu«lju #lmw. If not for »nle in your place ntclt your driller lo noihl for cutnlogue. pecure the Utfrnry, and net I brill lor you. UTTARIi NO hI'HSTITI/TE. Jll ' WHY IS THE W. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE GENTLEMEN THE BEST SHOE IN THE WORLD FOR THE MONEY? It Is a seamle*snhoc, with no tacks or wax thread to hurt the fcot; made of the host flue calf, •tvllsn and easy, atnl ber.ause tee make more shoes or tnw tirade than any other manufacturer. It equals band fii-wod shoes costing from 84 .»k> to $. r >.oo. Od Genuine llaiid-Ncw cd, Hie fluent calf shoo ever offered for equals trencll Imported shoes which cost from sH.ooto sr«.oo. & A 00 Hand-Sewed Welt Shoe, flue calf. stylish, comfortable and durable. The nes* Bboo ever offered at this price ; same grade as caa* •tom-made shoe* costing from s*.'*) tofctfOO. « 30 Police Shoe» Farmers. Men and letter Carriers all wenrthttfc; flue calx, seamless, smooth inside, heavy three ipics, extern slon edge. One pair will wear a year. <*> *lO fine enlfi no l>etter shoe ever offered at this price; one trial will convluco those who want a shoe for com fort and service. <l* SIS ami 8*2.00 Work I numan a shoe# are very strong and durante. Those who have Riven thorn u trial will wear no other make. DaVc' an d 51.7.> school shoes aro OUy 9 worn by the boys everywhere; they 801l ou their merits, as the increasing sales show. R 83.00 lluiiiUtewcd shoe, best BM«iJ two Dongola, verv stylish; equals*rencn imported shoes costing from $4.tK) to Bfi.no. I.ndic*' •i..'i(». Si.OII nuil *1,73 «hoo for Misses are the best fluelxuigola. stylish and durable. Caution*—See that \n . L. Douglas' name and prico are stamped on the bottom of each shoe. W. I>. DOlIilf.AS. Uro-ktoii. Mass. mt I EWIS'9B % LYE I Powdered and Perfumed. raMf An (rATKXTKD.) Strongent nml pu rent Lye mada. IBBMakes ihn best perfumed Hard "SSoapin 20 minutes without boil* jCSftSf ill)/. It Ik the bestfor softening water, cleansing waste pipes, mm disinfecting sinks, closets, wash {■N ing bottles, paints, trees, etc. PENNA SAL! MFG. CO., (Jen. Agents, Phi la.. Fa. s jpATENTS^ ■ mm ■ ■■■ ■ ■ v iU-imgehook free.
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