RATES OF.*ERTISING. Ono Square. ono Insertion, For each additional insertion, ,For iiinranotilo Advertisements, Legal Notices, ' , rocas,'tonal. mile paper, - Obituary Notieee and Communica tions relating to matter'. of pri vate interesta'aloilo 10 cents per , - . • JOB PItINTINCI.—Ortr Job . Printing Office I : the aeatogt , t and moot' complote establishaiont litho Jounty, Pour good PromeO,and a genbral tarloty of material suited for plabfand Fancy work of ovary ' , Lind, ()flatlet uo to do Job Printing at the shortest otice, and on the most roaeonable torme. Porsong n want of Bills, lilenko, or anything in tho Jobbing no, will and it to their Intone, to give us a call. "'• PROFESSIONAL. CARDS. J . S.-.PATENT A,GENCIY. Loam= 21 Illain:SireOi, Carlisle, Pe., axelUtos drawings, spodfications do., and procures patents or inventors. • • 14 fob (13.1 y. J. S.I. WEAKLY. W. F. BADLER WEABLEY .& SADLER. A TTORNEYS AT LAW,, Moo No. XX_ 16 Bouth 11nnovor street Carllslaj'a..._ n0v15.67. • =I HUMRICH & PARKER. A TTORNEYS AT LAW. Office on rx man St., in Marion llall, Carnal°, Pa. jp'OHN CORMVIAN, Attoniey at Lay, Office In building attached to Friuli(lin House, oolle tho , Court House. • • lbmny 084 y. . Pl. X. 'BELTZHOOVEII, ATTORNEY AT LAW, and Real Eatato Agent - 4 Shephordstown, West Virginia. Asir Prompt attention_glven to all businoße.in.Jcfer, eon - Couut - y and tho Counttoß adjoinlug it. January 10,18611.-1 y. E. BELTZIMOVER; Attorney . 0 11. w Oarce in South Hanover street, opposite Wut•L's tirg,good store Carlisle, Pa. • Septeuxber 0,180.1. ' ' tik. l 3liJlS A. DUNBAR r Atto - rney-at taw, Carlisle, Pa. °Mee In No. 7; libeeni's Hall July 1, 1861-Iy. • .. TT ORNEY-AT-LAW.-GEO, S milil, nilloo, in Inholrg ',funding, with IV , ..iarer, Ern. prompt attontion paid to legal bust. A.,,i pegs of all del- cription, - 30111U-Iy. _ . At Law, t Sharpe, Esq., No. f) 17. t 041% :trt, ,r . 'Tr .Attorney at Pa. 0111 v al) o trio Bank- i .~p~ ~ .tini,J..l CM t. BERM A , ' • 1 , ,N 1-11 v Attorney :It Law ; n.,tlisao. It. 'CO. 111,11. 301 v 1,1 ,1 . ` ll ,1 y El.: •.rif em • WILLIAM. KENNEDY, Attorney At., Law .N 0.7 South-Market Square, Carlisle, . • April 10, 1867;-3y WM. B. BUTLER Attorney at Law and United States Claim Agent, Carlisle, Cumberland County, Pa. . Pensions, Bounties, Back Pay &c. promptly collect. hyrnall will receive immediate at. , lontion; and the proper Manta forwarded. No fee required until the claim Is settled. IS67—tf. R. GEORGE S. SEA RIGHT Dentist, from the Bahl -9111" more Collage ' of Dental Surgery. t the residence- of-his mother, East 'lll- Bedford.Louther street, three doors below - July 1, 1804. GEO.• V. NEIDICH, D. D. Leto Demonetrator of Operative Dentistry ofthe Ir o l u tor urg e or o y ll . ago of Ofilre at ble residence )ppoti to Marlon Hell, Vest Mahn etreet, Carllele,Pa. , holy t, 1854. S COYI,E, COYLE & CO 013BERS IN hosiery, Gloves, Fancy Goods and Stationery. All orders will receive prompt attention. No. 11, out Hanover St.. Carlisle. pi —Akonta for the Chambersburg Woollen Mills Omer 118.1 y. M. E. SMILEX.- MILLINER A; DRESSMAKER, No. 10 South Pitt Street, Carlisle, Pa. N. B. Agent for Staten Inland Dyeing Establish 2 , lapril 68. DR. THEO ; P4EFF, GRADUATE OF PENN'A. COLLEGE OF DENTAL. SURGERY DENTIST, Respectfully Informs- the citizensof-Carlisle and vi dotty that ho haw taken thieunice No. 25, West Main Street, lately occupied by hie Father, .where ho is pre. pared to attend to all profersional bnainess.. Artifi cial tooth inserted on 0 d, Silver, Vulcanite and Platinum. Charges mode ate. rapril OS-ly ItitIADITIG :_:111,:210Ab r6UIVEMEti, ARRA.G-EVIENT Mny 2toh, 1808 0111.1 AT 11111111."11 L1N1: • 171031 Tlll7 Nproli' and North treet ' New York, Pot: t,111,.. Ttossrion. As111.:11,1, beleo:on, Allentown, /lemon: I.l:llrata, I,Ancett - iv ' : Wunilia, to. 'l' .110 I v.t, tot No, York no follows: .At. ar.l7 $.10...1.11.1., and 1240, :moo. sud 2.05 CA. I'. 1.,...n0t.J.1 - .11114 with ,ImllleTraioa on tho Peon. t.ylvaills Roll Rood. and 11:11 It Now York at 0.00, /0.09 Iv:1.111.5o A. lg.. and 11;90. 7:10 and 104,111,1 1 ,,,1,11. 1. 11, 161:19.35 I: r.16:11,:1e1rv5 , .. L• :s :I arri•ll, t: I I . POI!, 1110, :o , llllllld, 11 11 011,,, aua 20:..red 'l,lO, I'. ... 'I ,11. .110 0 '1.1)1 111.11:tdelphin and Co] 4i11,11,1ii Haven Snd,, At:barn I Is tichuy9kil I,'a!nl'uuorinehnnna Ilall Road, leave I Inreklan.r; 7,!'. 51 Leave 710.0 10011 at, 9.00, A. 111., 12.00, Noon a :1,1,41.911 - :.5.1 9.00 I'. :11 ; can:rot:on:pan i l v; Ow 0.3 u, A.M. and 5.06, and' MOT. 10 . troine.. without change. Way• Pli9.tignm Train leaves Pldladolphia 7.30, A. id., roturning from Itatnlingitt. 8.30, P. M., stoppl,g nt oil Stations; Pottfivillo at 8.45, A. M. n lid , A rthiond 0.00,:k.m.ana13.10, noon, and 2.14. P. III.; Tamaqua at 8.30, 4. M. and 1.00,, and 8.15, P. N. Lcave - Po Ltsfil re for Harrisburg, yin Schuylkill arid Stiequobanna Rail Road at 7.10 A. M. and 11.00 noon. Rending Accontu:odation Train: Loaves Reading. 41t-7RO, A. M., roturning from Philadolphla at 5.16 - P. 51. I'l:Usti:lin Accommodation Train: Loaves Potts. town at 0.40, A. 51. rgturning loaves Philadelphia 4.80,5. M. columbia - Rall'Road Trains leave Rbading 7.00, A. sboud-11:15r- P,• It for Ilphrata Litie Lancaster, Columbia. &a. Paid:lon:en lialkßold Trains leave Porktown Juno. Mon at 0.00 A. 111: and 6.68 P. 11. Returning : Leave Skippack at, 0.45 A. M., and 1.16' P. 71. connecting with similar tmins,qn Reading Rall'ltoad. On Sundays: New York titr. 13.00-P.° - Philadelphia 8.00,. A. M., and 815, P.N. the 8.00 A. M. Train running only to Reading; PottaVille 8.00 4 A. 51.. liarrlsburg 5,26 A. N. and 4.10 and 0.85, P.M., and Reading at 1.10,2.66 and 716 A. M. for ilaiiielhrg and 7.00 A. N. and 11.40, P. M. for law York and 4.25 ° P. IL for Philadelphia. Commutation, Mileage, Season fabool and 'Nrour• Mon Ticket:, tonnd from all pohAs, at reduced rates. Bagdad,: chocked through; 100 pounds allowed each Passenger. G. A. NIOOLLS, Oen. Bup'6. - Itatullng, Pa., May,2o,-' 1868 Oheaiier than 'Feathers • or' 'Hair; " • • •• Tito Lighted. SOftoot rood moot - .l3loitto . and Biwa blu material known, for • Ilattrosses, r Villows Car, Carriage, and Chair Cushions. - It In entirely Indestructible, peifectly elennThanl ikon front Ciiist. IT DOES NOT PACK AT ALL ' lealwaye free from insoet life; lo•porfoolly lumithy, 'and for tiro sick la unequalled. • ' ' ' " - If soiled' In any way, can bo ranoVatod qulelpm and Outer than any.other Mattroaa. ' ' ' • .1 3 Poolal attention trivial to , FILICHARUING CHURCHES, HALLS,.itco,: Railroad mon are, capoilillY - invitad aliMilno . the Cushion Sponge. . .•. , .SATISFACTION GUARANTIED; - • , galEl" • • the bog' Photographs' - at Lochman'a Premium' Photograph (hobo' n area, OM/ielo bl, faNy. _ , EMI 76 00 4 00 7 00 . 1111 - VOL. 68. CUM BERLAND:VALLEY HORSE INSURANCE AND DETECTIVE • COMPANY. The above Company has been organised for the Insuring of all kinds of livo stock against loss by death, theft or Accident. The rates of Immune° era asjoiv and nn favorable as any Company of the kind in -the • United States, while so abundant capital, and a careful manage. moot of its affairs, make. It most desirable to those wishing to Insure. W. B. MULLIN, President. WILLIAM AVOLELLAN,. Vice President. • WM, E. PARKER WI 1. SADLER, ' . Secretary. Applications fcr insurance can bo made to _ ' 11. K. PENTER, Agent at ' " - - Carlisle Pa Cr to J. B. JOIIDISON, Actuary ; Shippensburg Pa Smay 68-Iy. , J. BEETEM & BROTHERS, Forlordika and Commission Alerdeants . --2— (liend - o 7 r - s - o - Ws old alma: At no hood of MAIN -STREET, OarlhdO, Pa The highest market, price will ba paid for Flour, Grain and produce of all kinds. Coal of all kinds, embracing LYK ENS VALLEY, , Linaeburners' and Blacksmiths' Coal constantly fo sale. Kopt under cover, and delivered dry to any part of the town. Also, all kinds of 'Lumber on hand, J. BBCPBAI fi BROB. l7opr 68 0 RO;"-iS! UNRIVALLED , i.7l LIN IllniNli I A f ier saversii years' experience with this preparation, this suliacriber placea 4 , ,est it before the public In the confidant 'Jii". °.---- 7, I 01 , 1 that It-will meet evary t eaWinst- ~.;',,iii" I,iLs expectation. A fair tii.4 . l will end- ' — iii Nf is 'tines , the most steptleill of its merits. ,i_ _,„_ „fi• For brillicti, ,seta, hetes log ..oseXs ii -- - i lili'iV thit is lii,eptir in, sprains. sweat nits. ite., In horses, it Lee j,l fired an I siyalissith. ronssiiiird agent: will:. Its isilsciwy In corns: ill, et a ,A . the lionnto ile.h ter I, 1, r ,. . , tf , t1 1 1.1,-. rely.. ..•I, Ihouninti,m, hitrn , , , ._ C.. ..c.. In:: I, n 1i.z.:,! . c,.. -51,1. , : -s .• t• litnn.qs 01 ~ ..y :-- 1 ,111. and lItt,:11' 1',., .., ,, ,t,:ti, ' , rm., I . 22111:ly 0,-Uni. • t i ta , BM Tiociore of Roofs ErrEctu.4mr,v CURE 0, , indigestion, Di=ordered ..9tonmeh and Cost p Uri 111"011, Dean. a ,.1”, Vertigo nrfiiddinone, Ntrveus Debility, Fever and Ague, incubus or Nightmare. • . General Debility, Cramp, Colds-, and Pains ill. the Back told , MEIIIIIIM This is not a now Medicine; the receipt for ninking It was brought front Germany to Baltimore, Md., over fifty years ago by Mr. Eloln, who introduced it among a - few of his German friends and neighbors, who, finding It to be an invaluable romody of the above diseases, recommended it to others, until it became, and still continues, to be, the househOld medicine of a largo portion of the - Ilermans of Balti more. . - . . The Bitter Tincture of Roots is composed of- the juices of a number of the most valuable roots, and seeds known to the medical faculty, with a sullici: ency of pure old rye whiskey to make one of the most effectual Tonic Tinctures over offered to the. -public. -Every-pecan should...use it ovary _Spriffg_ Summer and Fall to purify the blood, .give tone to the stomach and invigorate the system. The Rev. Geo. Hunter aays I do hereby certily that having used one bottle of Eihork's bitter Tincture of Roots, I have found it inraiuebte for thoatomaelt and bowels. It relelvell' me of nausea and costiveness and created an excellent appetite. I confidently, recommend it to alt as a reliable medicine. OEO. HUNTER. Jan. 27th 1008. Having been afflicted for some time with.dyspopsla, costivouess, loss of appetite, and general prostration of the sy atom, I used Shork's Bitter Tincture of Roots, and in a short time found myself entirely. 'relieved, and my health restored. .1. B. HERBST, , --.. No. 21, North linuover - St., Carlisle. -• W. SCOTT Co_)U.4_ I hereby certify that the Medicine, known as Shark's Bitter Tincture of Roots, - hat to my knowl edge, cured costiveness, nightmare, loss of Mmotlto and general debility. J.W. SMILEY, No. 33. North llanofar St., Carlisle. Having been afflicted with costiveness for a long time, I tried Shark's Bitter Tivature al' Hoots, and hays found It highll• efficient, relieving me In a short time. Try it and you will find it good. A. W. BIINTZ, No. 27, South Hanover St., Carlisle. _ - - - In,the summer of 1800 nfy health failed no that my whole system was prostrated as if worn out, so that I was unfit for business. I used herk's Bittor Tincture of Boots for some time, and was completely restored to health. I bellevothis medicine will do all that is claimed for it. S - XMLIEL GOODYEAIt. Carlisle, February 1,1808. Has ling been afflicted a long time with nervous debility and indigestion,_ I tveLL _Shark's—Bitter l'iricture of l ioots. aiad have found It exceedingly beneficial, and recommend A to all as , a reliable medicine. Mrs. E. KELLER. There IS more medical virtue In one . of those hot, ties than in a 'gallon of many of the Bitters and pilx• turns Moir offered to the publlo. , MANUFACTUREB_ AND SOLD BY A. SCHAUBL A'S: CO., No ,Bg, South Hanover Street Carlisle Pa.. Also For Sale by Druggists and all coun try Stores. • DR. ROCK'S P A I ;',l. bursa Neuralgla;Tonthaehe and pains An._the -atom teu ntlnut es. It heibr' falls to • uro pains in the bulk and hone hocks. It is the be tin use for Rheumatism, Sprains Cholera, Idol-- bus. an Semmer-COmplaints. The Pe • ',l'letor Is Nature's Coro, gathered from the vegetable kingdom, not II mineral 'arson.. It Should be In every house—a sure and certain ,imlp• In time need. The CILIZellg of Cori itlu that 11400 used It Lustily ns tspows ; I have I,ean Aubjeet' Vol the lase liftetra years to ati acts of rhoutoaihm 111111 tome bark whielt for the last two yea], hog I ccome SO severe fit times that 1 0.:13.011I11 ,, Iy ihr buoino,,,, - T mod your oih . . Nook's Pain Vietrr I hio told part ot one hottlo has entlirelv cured me.' T reconanond it with 01111111100 qt ti7 — trthert. .1 AUtii: XARTTNi NO. :IL poutl4 111100000 Strew, Carlisle, rhure used your Pain l'lctnr for.weahnoss in iny tni•bave found 3 pr,:vet rn en,- • , .1011 N 11.•PILKAY. The Rev. E. A. Brady, l'a., Bible Agent says: used'yeu . ,r Dr. lock', Pahollictor in my tinnily, and finual almre,i,d'quielc. emu for Neuralgia and Toothache. . • 'll. - A.:TIRAIIX. rt'Cured ld c • effectually of Neuralgia mid Tooth ache . .101 IN Dr. Rocks Yale <Vidor cured us or Rheumatism and 'Neuralgia. Mrs. LOUISA MORRISON We ehetrlully recommend your rain Victor as an Invaluable remedy for headache.. •- • . Undo and sold by A. lichaubla k 00., No. 35, South Hanover Street, Carlisle, Pa. Where every parson afflicted with Nourslgln, Toothnch et, Iroadencho and paint In tho - Stonincli Is invited to call and ho curod In ten minutes, free of charge. For sale by Druggistil and nil country stores.. ' Wuno 68-01 u. • CITMBERLAND VLEY RAAL .A ROAD! 011 - A N .01' EO IU RSI On and after Ho tutay,_ May I.lth,lJAB,_Passensger 'Trains Will run dilly as follows, (Sundays excepted) ACCOMMODATION TRAIN 10dV011 IltitTlabUrg 8,06 A. 51, Mechanicsburg 8,88, Carlisle 0,15, Newvllle 9,60, Ship. panaburg 10,24, Chaniborsbtirg 10,45, °Ensile 11,23, arriving at Hagaratownllso A. 51. Kit Team leaves Harrisburg 1,4 .M. Meehan.. iceburg 2,13, Carlisle 2,45,• No wville 8,20, 13hIppens• burg 8,60, Chambersburg 4,30, Greencastle 5,06 arriving at Hagerstown 6,85 P. 51. • EXURBS Tam( leaver Harrisburg 4,15 P. M. Mechanicsburg - 4,47,, Carlisle 0,17, Nowville 5,50, Shippensburg 0,17, arriving et Chamberaburg at 0,46 P., 51.„, • ;- A MiaarioTaairl • Chambersburg '8,06'A.. M.,- Orooncastie 9,25, arriving at Hagerstown 10,10 A:M. - E A- S. T" W A RD: • ACcomnonatioN aenvoa Chambirsburg 4,46 A. M., Shippansburg - 5,14, Nowillie6,46;•Carllsle Mechanicsburg 0,47, arriving at Harrisburg 7,16 A. Si. - Mu. TRAIN loaves Hagerstown 8,00 M., Green.. castle 8,85, Chanibursburg ' Bhippendburg 0,46 Newville 10,10; Carlisle 10,53, Meabanicaburg . 11,20;. arriving at Harrisburg 11,66 A. M. , - Eirniaa TRAIN . laaros .Graenreatia 1283, Ohamborsburg 110 . Bhlppoualsirg 1,43, limyllle 2, 13, Carlini() 2,53,. Maabaulaaburg 3,20, arriving at Harrisburg 2,05 I'. Al - - . i A MARTA TRAIN 10AVOS IiAgOIRLOWLI i'll!. -P. fit. (iiiencittlo . i2B,•••teertt intt . , at Vosokiborab tit 6,16 , . Ilarld lacing Elba° coonectlOtiO ot • rfairiß tirgThvith' trains to and ft= , Phtladolphlo, l Now X rk,• Poltl• pora,_llraphjogton;Ylttetoug_oOtt. oil .VD _ta....W.pat. 8111tRINTENDART'R OFPICR, *• 1 0. . LULL: Clu pa., May 8, 1808 . j. , , Sopl., . gEo. G..DOSH hoe a prime oigar for tivo ante. Try them. vaPOP, • • , j 1 ( . 1. ,,,• , . - --,-,--)ibf:----;1:::-... ~.-: .::::(#....„:::,.: :. ~- !. - 0 ',.: i . ..:;', : .. ....... ... . •_•: _.._.•.... _ RHEEM & DUNBAR; Zditors.and. Tiropriepors. IVIISCELL4NBOUS. CAPITAL $60,000 LOCIIST MOVNTAIN, _ - LAWIIIMItY, dtc., Ac S E lL K ' TESTIMONIALS VICTOR 11..BUTLEIt JOHN J. FALLER WES'TWARD :HOOPLANVS HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS, Hoofland's German Tonic: Prepared by Dr. C. M. JACKSON, PHILADELPHIA, PA.'" • The Great Remedies for all Diseases IF.=IIIIIMII LIVER, - STOMACH, OR • DIGESTIVE ORGANS. Hoofland's German Bitters ~ • Is composed ante pure Juices (or, nathey are medial rally termed x ........ rExtracts) of Roots, Herbs and Berk, .._ making a prepara tion, highly roarer. _ traced, and entirely freefrout Alcoholic admixture. of any kinck HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC, Ie a combination of oil the ingredients of the Bitters, with the purest quality of Santa Cruz Rum, Orange, etc.. making one of the most pleasant and agreeable remedies ever offered to the public. Those preferring n Medicine tree limn 'Alcoholic bd• mixture, will use Hoofiand's. German Bitteis: In mules of nervous depression, when eomo nlenhpllc ittrnulue.ls necessary, -- HOOFL AND'S GERlalli TONIC I=9 - The Bittern or-the To.isirme l'oth.ecmlly good, and contain tile same medleThnl rtritivr Till. 140111(101, frolll fi e WHO, etfentivi.N, Islil g . e.ton; D:,spepsk,l , t lollity • etc,, ixvery apt tii-fier - s::tit, have PR function — Lieraived. The reetn: ;i7ni which tx, that ih patient eutliTrti front reveal or Mole 0 the fittowttig dinensest Constipation, Flatulence Inward Piles, Fulness of Blood to the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heart hurn, Disgust for Food, Fulness . or Weight in the Stemaoh, ' Sour 'Eructations, Sink ing or' Fluttering at the Pit of the Storgach, Swimming of the Head,' Hurried or Difficult Breathing, Muttering at the Heart, Choking or Suffocating Sensationswhen in a Lying Posture, Dimness of Vision, Dots or "Webs ..'before the •Sight, Dull Pain in the Head, DeS - of Perspiration, Yel " iowness of the_Skin and a 5,,0 Pain in • the Side, Baok,Chest, Limbs, eto,S- nd den Flushes of Heat Burning in the Flesh, Constant Imaginings of Evil. arid Great,DePression of Spirits.-- These remedies will effectually cure Liver..ocfmplainc. Jaundice, Dyspepsia, Ohronle,or. Nervous Debility, - Chronic Dlarrhcea, Disease of the Kidneys, and all DRicoei arising from a Disordered Liver, bitothaell, or: DEBILITY, „ Resulting _from any Clause whatever PROSTRAT/ON OF THE SYSTEM, induced by Severe Labor, Hard- - ebbe, Expoeuro, Beva', eta. • There le no medicine extant equal to these remedies In such elutes. A tone end-vigor Is imparted to the whole. System, theri Appetite Is Stiongth oacti,loo4 Inenjoyed, the stomach_digesta_ promptly, the blood is purified, the com plexion bedo m o . sound and healthy, the yellow tinge Is eradicated from the eyes, a bloom Is Riven to the chocks, and the weak and nervous ire valid becomes a strong and healthy being. Persons Advanced in Life,. . and feeling the hand of Ulna Weighing heavily upon them, with all he attendant 111. will find In the use of this DITTICI2B, or the TONIC, an elixir that will Instil now life Into their veins, restore in a measure the energy end ardor of more youthful days, build up their shrunken forms, and give hsalthand happiness to their remaining years. NOTICE; -Ilia o Wolf-established fact that billy onedialf of the female portion of our population are eel dOminillto enjoyment L i of good health; or to , rum their own ex preeslon,." never fee wel l ." They are len gold, devoid of all energy, extremely norvone, and' hav2 no appetite. To this clan of persona thO BITTERS, or the TONIC, is modally recommended. WEAK AND DELICATE CHILDREN Aro mndo strong by the use of either Of these remedies. They will cure every moo of MARASIAUS, without • . Thome:m.le of eertilleates have accumulated In the hands of the proprietor, but space will allow of the publication of but a few. Those, it will be observed, are men of nott and of Buell standing that they roue' be believed. - • . . MIMI .TESTIMONIALS. $o n. Goo. W. Woodward. ' C7tl4f Justice of (hi ,Suprenta Coto of Philadelphia, llarch 10, 1867. ''l find Moollanire Genuall tllilonl' it a good tonic, useful. . in di, vireo, of the digestlvecirgeu ,and: of Iv bend t cases of debility, end 1.41:#e_. , ..e.,-,i-tvnlit of herr°. cc. Uri in the eyotene..-Youra trnly, GEO. W. WOODWARD.. Ilon...James Thompson. .. . Jittlfid of (1 Supreme pniri of Pcouryivaltirt. Api . ll Vt, "I consliler 4 lloollantl'B oolonth t tere valuable, mcdicillein race of attneks of In4llgv,tim,orl)3«pt.j.l,i, I can certify thin Iron. roy experlonce of It. • tours, 1 , (1111 respoot, • ' JAMEB TIIOMPO9N.!' „,From . Rev. 7ofieph H. Keiinard, D. D., Pastor of the Tenth floplia Church, Phifadelphfa. , . Dr. Ineleson—DOor Or L.T.brive been-frequently-re-; quested. to cohnect my name with recommendation. of different kinds of medicines, but regarding the pron. tice a. out of any.ap propriate sphere, I • have In all caries du d ined; , but with .a clear . proof in van .. p , ems • instance. • and, , particularly hi my' . . owns famlly,_ of the usefulneni of Dr. II ..Wand'. German Bitten, I deport for once from my ununt COUrBe, to express' my full •_ conviction thaL;forgenerdt'dabCifir of-Mc system, and ;specially for Liver Complaint, it is a acifvond valuable preparalion. In some canes it may fall; but 'u iusilly, I doubt not, It will bo verylienelleal to those who muffin -from the above causal.. . . . Yours, very respectfully, ' J. 7i. KJ3NNARD, Eighth, below Coates; Bt. From Rev. P. 'D. Pendell* alitestang Alitor Ohrlifian Chronicle, PhttaQetphfd., . t •S Imo derived'deolfied benefit 60111 the rumor Hoof! land'o German Bitters, and feel It my privilege tor*: commend them oa n moat valuable' tenth; to MI whom* enflaingtromgenend debility or from distfaxes arcing 'from derangement of tho liver. .Your, truly, ••, peprioN, . , . .. . , /Rootlet:lWe German Kompdfei are counterfeited.' See - , that the signature of r ti O. M. JACKSON - - la on , the:wrapper -a- each '.b.o t tl,e. Alt I , A others are coun torten. • . • , • , Principal Office • ' and ' , ManUfaliteri' at the German Medicine StoreiNo..oza. Anon Street,' ' -Philadelphia. ' . - • 1 - . • - , • olfAiti;BliflC raitANEW ' • German Dragent,Proprlator, .Forinarly C. IL Jaocsoir & Co; For 14110 by all Druggiata and Dealers in Medicinal'. 1100$1incl's io nail Bitting, p6r bottle; $l,OO , bolt dozen ... .. p:oo German Tole, put tip In quart bottlez, .66' per bottle, or a halt dozen for ' 760 uS Do not forgot to manila° boy ) la order It! postantimb:. "LET 'US HAVE 'PEACE'!" 46 , en. 11. 8, Grant'li letter of Acceptance "Lot no have Poacol" le the cry of the millions. Who fought hir the starry.geniined flag of thO Ikon Tie the prayor of ' the Ilero, the'song.of tho ThiWrolls from the Mountains far' down to tho sea. Tho nation that rocked in tho tempest and gloom,' And drifted In ,doubt , to be wrecked bn the chore, Thu storm has outitvad r and tho thunders that boom_ Aio voices thixtprophosy tompost no moro. "Lot no havo puma!" le the sigh of the lowly. That welkin the vale whore the oypreog lo goon, Who mourn thole departod with tondorneoc holy, - And hood whore the graves are porennially green; And Wheie tho"Oanown," in theft o Hence are eloping The feet of the angels are pressing the sod, 'And veepore of harmony round them aro keeping, ' Whllo.-Martyrs of Yroodom Lave gene to their God. "Lot tie havo Poacol" the ovangol of I:anon, ninorci the Oilers - Imploringly lift up thelehands; Got wipe off the status front tlio death dealing sabre. , And build the bright altar of hello for all lauds; Lot radiant from darkneati the temple of glory Thrown wide to the world the broad abalea of the folio And fieemon ahallle - il ea they utter the story.. And children repeat to the egos again. "Lot ye here peace!" le the chorus amending Prom.immlete that lie 'mid the pine•coyorod And like a glad anthem in,unison blending, Floats on till the plain with its Melody thrills; And rivers that roll to the Rind of the West, And prairies that wake to the hymn of the free, With 'pillions of freemen imploring foe rest, . , Swell, psalms of rejoicing while bending the knoo. "Lot us have ponce!" from the war's commotion, The trumpet's slams, and the crush of the And let the now bliss:llk° the billows of ocean, ]toll over the land whore the hero has kneeled; The smoko of the hattlo bas swept from the sky, Tho thunders have coned, and the bugle's frill blast Tho chains /11,0 been ylvonl and loud Troll; on I.llFlt . The rovollle calls to love of the Past!" "LET US JIM'S PEACF2" ip a holy thnnkezivlng, The buro voice orioo, In the name of the Lar-tl/ -Fair the mike of the dead] fortho sake of the living, ...Torn spears into pinning -hooks to plowshares tho sword! A'itetMt of tho„darkneg shall coma forth the beaming Of Glory's bright son whoiro the foem'enlare trod, And Freedom shun teach, with a 'truth all rodeemtng That PDACD WITH OUR BROTHER It FUROR WITH 0. GOD I - . NSW Yonx Juno 20, 1868 -- GETTING INTO A FIX.' - Somo fourteen years, ago I Wanted to - marry. I did not care.fer a bit of pink and white flesh, asimost fools do. I would rather Lave kissed nay rifle than, any _bride- under the sun; but I wanted to marry. I was go ing out to Now Zealand, and wish to take due With me who would look after my house, Who would cook,nly meals And talk to a fellow when smoking his pipe at night, and mend his bags when they are torn.- Now, I am as dab a hand se the (late) Bishop of New Zealand himself in patching my breaks, but formerly I was not. Well, I sate clear ly that no ono could-do all this for me but a wife, so I determined to marry. I said nothing to any one about the matter—first, I knew that I should get so roasted on the subject or_tbo,bars possibility_orAny_boing in love that my life would be made misera ble; secondly, because my time was sport, and I was determined to make quick work, and choose for myself, instead of letting others make a mull of the business for me. On turning the matter over in my 'mind; the only _two ladies I could-think-of who wouldiuit my book wore Fanny Fritzpat rick, a jolly yoUng woman, whose father was a kin I of Irish squire, and Margaret Leslie, the fast daughter of a fast Devon shire parson. Tho question was, which._ should-rprobose to first. Margaret had the . best seat on horseback, and would make tho ' -best settler's-wife,- as-far-as - hard -- out=door life horse-catching; horse-breaking, &c., were concerned; but Wed, somehow, Fanny seemed to have- more, "go" in her. Sho stuck at nothing out-doors, Up:stairs, down stairs, with friends or with strangers;, sho was able to do everything limply, 1 belio'te,-. because sho had pluck to - go at everything. Time was getting on, however, and I. could not makeup my mind which would suit me.bestr Fanny or Margaret. At Ul4, 1 was obliged to decide,- but could not, easily, so I tOssed'up a shilling-heads, Margaret; tails, Fanny. Tho bob came doted . Oils, so it was a case of Fanny. 'What I wrote Miter exactly, I forget,;-but-it-was-to --the-point=namelyi that I had sq.' much money; was going to ,New Zealand; wanted a wife,' and would tako her. if- she would have the. to save her the bother of twriting-a refusal, 1 should; conclude, if I did not hear in a fortnight, that she did not mean to except my ' Well, day after day passed on; . and 1. heard nothing. I suppose most per sons. -would think that I was on the tondor hooks of exifoctation, and all that kind of bosh-not - a bit of 'it. did not Card much, if Fanny did not rise at my fly, 1 • would. throsh Air Margaiet; and jf I could not hook and land hither, why; - after all, '1 could; -- .1 , :apposed,-not an.alcicoolc-in .Aukland,..who would, for a time, do for me.' -; • . At last the fourteen days had elapsed. I waited one more day . to make sure. No an swer. So it .Wai clear that Fanny would not have me. Well, then, I proceeded to try and lasso the, other filly. I thought , of applying to thelnirson to write the second letter for me to Margaret, because all :that kind of thing and gammon Was in his lino. But, then 'I thought that either Margaret would smell - a rat, or that perhaps the.par _son,_who_was-uhinarriedy'would- pot her for himself..; 'So I Wrote ,mysoll, to Mdrgarot pretty much the same kind of epistle as I sent to Pall; but I left:out the fortnight part of the business. . ' •A: few days' afterwards, I recolVed two^ letters hy post, one.of which I thought look; ed likall dun; this.othee was from... Margaret; full of what people would:call wishing son- Annentality,_ . Sho - raccoptedTmo. I was ,at length her own darlihg; could I over haye beercao sillymalta doubt it? rapa;abdinain - - ma were dolightcd and , she . was- distracted with happiness, or some Such. thoughto at being - able ationgth - to Sign herself my dear Margaret.., So that Joh was settled; .I ,was to marry Margaret. CorrOSpondende was; never 'much in my line.. _two' •monthi I was. to sail, so I made up. my mind, at.otice to.go down'tu Devonshiro,undiettle orery - thing viva coed g: . the'bell for my servant, ordered my. portmanteau to be got :.idiulyiand.Prop.arations made for myjourrioy., thenvareliissirbroke the. enyolope of my second lotted. It 'been mudireoted-and' had traveled'half 'over libeglarid, 'and' was' cevertnrwith very many. postmarks. 'lt was datOd Bath, and hogan.,-"My. daareat Dick," I looked at the' eiivolopo' closely; instead of_ "Gyriserf Moore de - Q0.,"- to whom:, I 'itnew • I owed a bill, I found printell .on .the seal, • “I'lovd you more and mOro,"'Witli a heart or,. .soniething. in: the middle. p.m.:not much, of a coward, bait I. burst into a cold proSpi ration as I heard something to 'this effect: "My dearest Diak l -Wo left homeibefore the _arrlval_of_your dear-latter, which I s , hall. _..fornyer keop,,and' hav;o been ,travOling.,in";. cessantly, so that it:wasmot:untitlai3t thatAreeeived , your 'offer, red„the matter to my 'dear Papa; I gained his bonsenti'arid , now lot me - tellou 'that' you have made mo the happiest, Of , women:. I d0,.,n0t believe that any'girl inlieland can . o :be happier than I ani." And then she wont . n . writing about the -oak and ivy united in weft the estlole,yor .~ 4"a., Friday July 31, , 1868. - Dirfugal. Prow the .I , i. T Tribune , BY wthr l rAm OLAND BOURNE qljoik -, - , , Iwo ' rMiiii foreign land, and braving together the storms of- adversity; laying she would cling to me forever; and 'Winding tip .with: "Always my dearebt darling . Dick, your niost, fondly . nffectionate"Fanny." Now lull this was pleasant; I.Veas engaged to twd.wo .men. • It will readily be pereeived - that I - Was - in a ila, and how to get out of it was thequcs tion.. I could not se9. - my .way, to doing) it creditably, but I determined that 1., wou'd net be a blackguard. Marry two women I could not. Prefer. ono orthe innocent little dears to the other, I also could not. 'I wished both the affectionate loving lamb kiwi at Jericho, but I could not choose ono' beibto the other, nor could I boar theidoe of tossing up, now that I had hooked- both of them—orrethor, ln I should . say they had both hooked o. Then', again, ugly ideas of hatefathers, gunpowder, and horse whip ,ig•hrothera- loomed up in the distance. What on earth could be done At ono time I thought of Sailing straight off to New Zoa land prematurelyp and then I remembered all at home, the tarnish to raniily name, and the anathOreas that would be launched at me across the water by thoso • I lOyed. Well, I Made up my'inind to go through it all, to see every one, and explain the matter fully. Surely, thought I, they muat see that it was a miatako, and will make allow-• anon for me. What allowance they made, you shall-hear. -.•-• About three o'clock - the next morning, I knocked at a certain rockily, not many miles from Exeter, the residence of the Bev. lilenry - Mortlak Leslie'. The 'footman an swered the door, and en my inquiring if his' msster was. at home; showed me into the dining-room which was empty. The wretch knew mo well enough—probably-knew what was and certainly Was acting under or ders. In a few minutes, Miss Margaret came in with a sheepish - smile, and, having shaken hands, began in her demure way to show signs that she expeCted something, more—expected me to kio her, or paw her, or do something of that kind; called rue dearest Dick; cooed about .hor happiness; evidently wanted but the .faintest sign to fall uponinTneek and kiss me. I backed round the room; she followed, I with my hands behind rpel. She looked as if she would liktrtelitietch out her hands 'towards me. e 'llnwever, this would never do. - At last, 1 brought up'sudclonly on the rug. She sub4ided into a i kind of hang-dog . position,' hand down, furepiiws trembling. . . • "Ahem, Miss Leslie," said I. "Miss Leslie; Dick, dear Dick, what are you about?" . . ."Why, you see, Miss Leslie; the• fact is ' , miss Leslie! Dick! the feet I .Why, what?". she gasped. ' I than - burst into an explanation. What 1 said I know hot; the next thing I recol lect was that she lay on the rug shrieking: I rang the boll hard twice; in rushed the servants, papa, and mamtiaa: -"Oh, the wretch!" - hbwled Margaret; try lens Jwnrtied ._ another'.l"_i_Then . she -fainted again. .Water dashed -in bor face only caused her to shrink once mare : "PRP', 'rnaluma he is going to bring his wife here; ho has got her in the hall I Oh-o-o-o _ Things were at — a pretty pass. "Perhaps, said I to the father, "You will lot ma see you in another room, and I,wilf explain "Certiitnly, sir,if the matter admits orex: planation. James," added bb to the foot man "be close In attendance in the ,Now, sty,! turning to me„"come this way." We entered the study. He heard me with compressed lips, and a face pale with rage; even his rubicund nose became white for the once. When I had all .but finished, he burst out: "Sir, you blackguard, you brute, you villain, you scoundrel I" "Allow me to explain, sir," said I. "You rascaVyou have tried to eifplain! You dog, , you traducer of my daughter's in. noconcol' What on earth he meant exact ly Ido not know, nor prribably did he in his rage. "You come here and steal my daughter's affections; I would horsewhip you if it-wore not for my" - cloth. You dared not thus have outraged my feelings if 'I had not been a clergyman. Bo off, sir, or I shall soon forget myself, and swear. Be off, I say, or James shall kick you out!" He rang, the bell for the footman. "James, kick the rascal out!" James hOsitated. "Allow me to explain, sir," said I. - -"Jamosi kick - him, - Itiek — him to tlierfront door, and down the drive." ,' Irivai getting, angry. James looked at both of us. Ho/did not know what to do. "Allowme, sir, to explain. 'again. Don't you see that 4 , is My misfortune, _not my -fault?" "Tarnoe, kick him; I will, double our wages; a sovereign for every kick yon - eive the rascal; and be throw three or four soy on the table. James elevated his foot at the sight of gold, and advanced. "Sir, I am," said "the victim of eir-, cumetances." ' "You and your , circiunstances ho .and that was tho last 1 heard as,,l bolted out, - off - the` room rfrom-my-- exaSpo - rated ~No. 1 father-in-law-that was=to-be, and from his footman's too. The parson said I all but 'made him swear. The fact was ho had used very uneloried language. What is meant by saloaring, I hardly know, but leis lan guage had been much worse thanl„ have repeated, or...probably than he Willett n ed. I banged the hall-door after, me, and, Was soon on my road back to town. Well; thought I,',if that is the fuss the clerical gentleman makes about a- mistake, what un earth will the Irish squire say? I was half inclined, on second thoughts, - to marry Fan ny Fitzgerald;t liut it thou struck, ne, if such a course wits not right before I -had seen Mr. Leslie, it could not be right now; and besides, my worst onsyny. Could never say that fear drove me I,o'r take any step I disapproVed :136wyrfar, thought 1,. the next affair shall he - differently managed; and I will see papa first. , Hamill listen to reason, if he, basn'e got a daughter hoWling in the next r00m... - • , - ,t, In_trirco or four ,days I was at a,country inn - in rebind awaiting the' arrival of ,my NO 2 father-in-law-that-was-to-bo; to whim had dispatchoddi noto., Whon he came, no embraced mo, called mo .his broth of boy, hie Jewel, &o. I found °lit Oft: rwarde that ho was ih debt and wanted, through his daughter, to get hold of money. After a time I 'sobered him, ' and then wo got -to work, "by the poworal you shall,licar of this again, I will foight; I will kill you, you spalpeen," .1 am not a good. hand atirisli, so I.wilt,paes over his expletives, merely adding,. that while he was howling.with rage; and Willi •but 'struck me, to compel me to give him satisfaction,. • .the landlord entered, „people . separated us; and he rani taken away, do- Oaring I should hbar from him saint An hour pr two, \his friend camor who ho was, I hOitbor know nor °Mod. • 1 At daybreak we word peradednot twolv6' papas from each other, My second was a •ritwyor whom I know in the neighborhood, and who came out' te bank' me up; for the Irish fun Of tholling.,- Just as I, was,going, •to hod tho previous night, a liostler,,holong ; li to thoinm conic into' my room' with A with'a hew mid a scrape, • and gavo •,mo, a' note: :"From the young ,lady, Thoughtlessly I toreJt.' open:• read it' al though' it:began, hely Aoarsst , Vred,' , . and. thonloaked 0 ,the ,addross. .It was 11,0;4i -rooted tome. •' When Mr: Fitzgerald and . I stood oppo4 site Oaphlothor,he fired, and the ball seemed to pass near the. .11rod in the air. ; I 'thoughtrlfe, Would then bo satisfied; but knew little of an Irish - duel. Our seconds decided that under the circumstances thoro must be blond, or. at Any rate throe shoji' .Mr.',Fitzgorald fired. t the. ball wont Itil'ongh my hat,. ], then, regardless of For ninpny, waked ruP tif him and gave him the note. • 44 .1t0adthat,"..1. , whispered; "act on it at once, if you likoi.or, oleo I will return:to, my place and fire with sure aim." . .Ho road the note, turned pale, said that ho was quite satisfied, and rode' off at full omit ME The 'iota was froffais daughter 'Fanny,- my affianced; bride, was dated prior to my_ first interview, with hbr father; and was ad dressed. to somerlrish.pauper, who Pretend-- ing to: besich, had.won her , so-,901ed, affec tions. It was, intirevirr, to tho &kat that 'sho . tigreed to her.darling Frecill proposal, and would moot - him at his .'.post-chaiso at '5.30 A. M. at a ceitain . place. It was about 6.16 when her father fired his second` shot throngh my hat. I left Ireland as soon as I could. The respective ends of the two' girls were these—Fanny got safe offwith,_ her lover Fred. Margaret,-in six months' time, mar ried Bair. Geo Stuith. All parties, for their owroialtes o kept matters quiet; and the,"firat they will again hear of the subject, as far as am concerned, will be through the pages of this periodical. ' I have `been shot at, by Maoris, struck in a drunken row by settlers, have a mark whore I ivas knocked over by a furious bull,' but never was- in a greater fix than, With those two girls. Do you won der that I am a'bacholor? G-EN. JACOB M.-CKISItiBELL: Republican Candidate for . .Surveyor General General CoMpbell was boin in AlMoney tovrnship,,Somorset county, Pa., on the 20th day of November, 1812 ; consequently, -he will bo-forty-seven years old n.ext_Novem bar. At an early , ago ho wee apprenticed to -the printing business, in Somerset, Pa. After mastering the "art pcgiervativo of arts," ho emigrated to Pittsburg, when ho "worked at case" - for - some - time. Ho next .found; his way to New , Orleans and into another printing office. Tired of the "com posing stick and rule," - ho tried-his hand at ttpamboating, first as a deck hand, find.sub sequently as clerk, mato and part owner of a vessel. In 1847, we find h in thirir — oli. business, at Brandy4s. Bend. In 1851; ho e -followed the tide of migratioh to Califor nia, remaining there but a short time. In 1053, we find hire-in Johnstown, Pa„ assist ing in the construction of the mammoth -Cambria Iron Werlcs, with which establish menthe way connected up to., the breaking out of.ttawar. In 1861, be was among-the first to enroll himself as a volunteer, to'do- Send the flag" of his country, and - belonged to - the first Company that entered Camp Curtin. Upon kho arrival of the company in. Harrisburg, and the organization of the Third Regiment of . Pa, Vols. to which his company was attached, Liout. Campbell was appointed Quarternmstor . of tilo merit, which position he filled with credit to hit - 42'3014'1;nd to the satisfaction of the officers and men of hiS regiment, as all those who remain will testify. Ho wa s mustered out sorvico on the 28th the of July 1851, and on tho 30th 'of the earns month,, was• commissioned by Gov. Curtin to raise a regjrnent. The regiment -was -recruited mnmly through Col. calsiptitill'niadiliiilital exertions, and upon boing organized; -was designated the 64th.- His regiment- was the escort of honor through the city - of -Wash i nton, to tho- remains of-the -lamented Col. Cameron (brother of Hon. Simon Cameron) who fell nt the. first Bull Run battle. On the-29th of March.lB62Xol. Campbell was ordered to"oecupy the line of the BaltiindrO & Ohio Railroad-from North Mountain Sta tion, fifty-six miles westward to the South Brunch of the Potomac. In that position, the executive as Well as the military .abilities of the Colonel were constantly called into requisition. How well he performed his ar duous and multitudinous dutios in this try ing position, the officers of tho B. & 0. H. as well as his superiors in the. military ser vice: do not hesitate to declare-that but for his energy and sleepless watchfulness, many miles of the road would have been destroy ed. On the 25th of-December, 1802, ho was relieved from duty along the railroad, and on the 6th of March, 1863, was assignea.to . the command of the 4th-Brigade,-let Divis ion, Bth Army Corps. In 1864, Gen, Sigel took commend of the Departnientof-West. Virginia,, and, in a re-erganization of the troops, Col. Campbell, at his own • request, was returned to the command .of his re •i -ment, and took an active . part in the battle of Now Market,' occupying the left of the line. His-Tegiment — riaffered severely and was the last to leave the field. But for the' determined stand made by Col. Campbell, Sigel's army would have' been routed and demoralized. In this official report of the battle, he acknowledged s t.ffe valuable ser vices of Col. Campbell in a very handsome and flattering manner. A deserved com pliment to a deserving officer. Gen. Sigel also took occasion to thank, Co). Campbell in person. "My God! Col.: Campbell, I wish I lffid known you better 1" Gen. Siglo exclaimed,.rushing to Colonel Campbell .and groping his hand with both his own, after the tumult qf battle had subsided. 'The Colonel an is s giment'ffiok a promi nent part in the be o of-Piedmont,. udder Gen: Hunter. was breveted a Brigadier General for bravery and "fitness to corn• mend," idthis battle; and again assigned to the command of dbrigndto. Ho also took an' active part in Hunter's celebrated ',Lynch burg Raid," his command. stiffering heavily in the attack upon Lynchburg. When col. Mulligan fell at Whffiliester Gon.' Campbell took command of the division, and continued, in command until, by invere losses in killed and wounded, it was, consoli dated into a -brigade, whioh he - afterwards commanded. HO •also 'participated in the engagements in the Shenandoah, under tin; gallant Phil. Sheridan, 'winning 4.11 pr and now Iritirels tilfile..witly,thatintrepid chief tain. • Gen. Campbell was 'mustered out of the service in the fall of 1804, haying. boon in the,army,almost three years Wd half. He was never absent from coinmand, excopt 'three weeks; sitting as a inorilber of a Court of Inquiry. at Wheeling, Va., - and had bit twp "loaves el ' absence,' - during his whole period of 'service, ono for ten and the, other for twenty days. , The political ,record of Gen., Campbell will also boar examination.- Hrought up a Jackson, Democrat, ho voted for Polk- and Dallas in 1844, but in 1848, seeing the -de termined encroachments of the slavery pro pagandists, he voted for the free soil condi elates,,,Viin Buren and- Adains r and in 1852, again 'voted for the freo nornieco. Halo and Julian; and in 1865, was the dele gate from Cambria county to the Fremont Convention. In' . 1859, the' Republicans of Oninbria county prosentecThirn to their dls trict conference as thoir choice, for the Sena' jovial noiniiiation, :and throe yogis 'ago bo was titiammeudy selected again in the choice of tho-Union. party of Cambria, for State Sonater, but failed to receive the mornina- Soh front "the district conferenco - upon either' occasion, not however from want of,appre, ciation of his Worth and services as a citizen andns britve add meritorious soldier:•; , • Ori.the ,17thoot'Auglisti1865, Gen. Camp bell was nominated for Surveyor General by:the Ittipnbi i can "party, and' 11' Octob or of the immoyearirwaS elected-aver Cob :Linton, his competitor y byn, Jorge majority. Tor ' over two yOarshe has: admir.istered theldu ties of his office with - recognized ability and •tn . tho satiefaction•ef all ',:partietand has 'brought up -a largo amount of unfinished and intricate. 'burliness. ' ITC Mara , 'last,: he wasAmenimons?y,re-eoininated. by,• the Ito-. publican State convention, for the 61136 he 'now -lid -ably and.' satisfactorily 'tails. , A un ant to ou reMorninatienilfrom,aPitttn Pon vention of oitlior , party, is ,rtosmall mont tiiiieMhti, and no ono within our roe ollcotion •ezcopilt Gen; ',Campbell :and This eolleague on the.Stnto u ticitet over beford!ro.. &avid. snob' iindorsementi '" iSuch , in brief, lal%fthurrled. koto h of the . ' life and services, pf ,onAqf :gennsylvanit's .noblost sons.: Ilrat found' ~p rlriter's d'qour," h.ldtiok liar `on ii,i3tatirn loot, a “clorir" "mate" and ' , part owner of veSsel,PH Ho is next found in tho iron ENE MEM 1 =EI TERMS tr-$,2,00 in Advance, or, S2AO within the year. Diacellantotto, MEE =I buSineas, then in California, and , finally in the gigantic; enterprise _of the celebrated w Cambria Iron Mills, here his great expori- Onee,addatllargely to the kleCo.9B . of; that stupendous undertaking. At tho breaking out Of the war,' he'was Lieutenant of a litia company,,, entered the army and was .appointed a Quartermaster, than .a Colonel, and after a brilliant campaign of *three long, -weary years,- ho was honored with,a 'BroVet Brigadier General's Commission, a position long and doUbly command of a brigade and division, and by gallantry in the-field. Thus, it will be soon, that Gen. Cathpliell comes from '.ho' working class, and is emplidically a working man. His social. characteristics. never fail to create the warmest friendships and a lasting impression. Ho is a shrewd business man and a useful citizen—a- man endowed with' strong common sense, and rarely fails in his judgnient of men and measures—is well road, and familiarly acquainted with all the internal workings of the great machinery of our government. Among the ablest ar ticles on the subject of our National ilnan4 ces, was ono from his pen, written during the early part of last winter. Ho. is a gen ial companion; a clover, whole-souled, hon• est man, strictly tomperatin - his habits and that he will bo re-cleated by an increas, ad majority;lBliffeady beyond a peradven ture. • SOME REMARKS ON MEN BY JOSh BILLINGS Tut Susrxorou MAN.--,Suspieion, a lit tle.of it, is most as good as wig, but it is ono of them kind of diseases that mon are not to have small. It is like the raeasleS-- if they. have it, they "have it allover. . . . A suspicions man is most always a cun ning man: and a cunning man is generally a rogpo. What the happiness of a suspicious man consists MI nover could tell. It is Certain- ly not in friendship, for he is afraid to trust his!own brother:-it cannot be, in conyeton- tion, for ho believes every man lies; nor in• affection, for ho looks upon the artlessness, oven of ildren, as the germs of fraud. If a man is born with this trait, it is al ways the stOlitea one he has'got, and about -the only one, for suspicions are like sheep sorrel, n vinogry wood, t6nt_runo ovory son orous plant out of the-soil. If a man learns to. be suspicious, it only proves that, he has been to had schools, where not much of anything also was taught. Nobody but it' fool• would lay - aside all caution to, undertake to go through this world like a lamb fri.slcing his Vail; but no ody but it rogue' would learn any more euspiciOri than ho was actually obliged to; Tint Wlsis Are.x.----Wisdom is a six-horse 'team, with a careful driver. on the boi. Yea I a wise man is an iron-clad elephant 'ehoWing his cud. But this World...is full of wisdom that iloV COnfes out of. its hole; Chat alWays roosts on_the.,top_limbs of a.tres and hoots at_tho wityfavingsnam but cannot, show lain out of the wilder, CSS. These kind of wise men aro like old guide boards at the crotch of the roads with the lathes all washed MT—wooden proplidte, .Worse than the news. Wisdom is made out of faith and virtue and truth, seasoned with—toil arid experi ence, and scented with modostr This kind of wisdom is frill as glorious - as it is scarce. But experience, without doubt, is the boss school-master of worldly_ wisdom. Ho is the one who taught Adam and wife their first lesson, and ho has foyer been out of a job since. His school keifips all day' Satur day, and Sundays too, and has but ono va riation in it, and that is when all hands are asleep. But say what you will, wisdom is .a. rare bird, anyhow. There arc lots of folks that can show you the mulo that kicked them last, but it takes ono of your classical schol ars, one of your blooded wisdomers to point out the mule, that is, going to kick next. Buy 'wisdom my friends, whenever it is in market, for she is a harp with 1200 strings. ' 'TILE " :EFFEMINATE MAN. —The offemr nate man is a weak poultice. Ho is a cross between root beer and gin ger poi), with the cork left out of the bot— tle over night. He is a-free ivater mermaid 'lost in — a .cow pasture,. with his hands . filled with dando-• lions. Ile is it ten-cup full of whipped silly hub— n kale!' in pantaletts—n sick monkey with blonuinnustacho. Ho is it vino without any tendrils—a fly drowned in sweet oil—a paperkito in a dead calm. HU lives like the butterflies--nobody can toll why. Ho is . as harmless as a cent's worth of sprite° gum, and as useless as. a shirt button without any button-hole. • Ho is as lazy as n bread pill, and has no morn hops than a - lust year's grass-hopper.• He is a man without any any, gall, and a cabman without any gizzard. - • He•goes through life on his tiptoes and dies like cologne water spilt on the ground. PATIIICI63"ATTIMI'T AT GERHAN.--Fred crick, the Great of Prussia, had it great mania for enlisting gigantic soldiers into the .Royal Guards, and paid sin enormous ty to his recruiting officers for getting them. One day the, recruiting,sergennt chanced to spy a llthernian who was at least seven feet ki3gh; he accosted' him in English, and pro pose.d., Vita he shoLld enlist. Thoidea of .nillitary Life and' high bounty so' delighted' Patrick that he immediately consented. "But unless you can speak German; ,the King\ wilr nat give fauso mech." — - 01i," said the Mailman, nits I, that don't know a word of Gorman."•• ' "But,", said the, sergeant,. "three words will be sufficient, and these you'cacrlearn , in &short time. The King Icnows every man in the guards. 'As soon as ha, sees you, he Will ride up and ask you how old you aro. You will, say.. 'twenty seven.'—Next how long haf&yeu - heen in -.orvice. • You must reply, 'three ,weeks. "Finally, if you are provided with clothes and ratiocis. You an awer'sßoth„" . •: • •• , .Pat soon learned his answer, but never dreamed of Writing qnestions. throe weeks lie , appenred Wore. the Xing' in re view. Hie mnjisty redo up to him. Paddy stepped - forward with '"preseht arias." "Ilow.Old are you, ?" said Ihe King. .., "Three weeks," said .tho Irishman, "Raw long have youlnien in ttfa service?" eked his majesty: ,• . "Twenty 7 sovon - years." . "AM 1 or yo tl a fool ?" roared tlic Xing, "Both," replied Patrick, who was instant , taisCa to the guard .room ; but pargoncd .y tho Xing after ,ly'undoratood the facts of tho cam . ' - ' DISAPPII.O).IATION.—An lector? : played a season at a Riehniond theatre for the priv.7. ilegn_ only of having;a' benefit. When his night.eame, and, haying to sustain a priaci: pal part in the, &lee tho ,whole of his audb.: once (thirty in nuabor) hissed him when ever ho appeared . When the piece ended, Ito cantoforward , and ,said, "Ladies and gentlemen, :I return my sineore thanks for your kindness; but when. you mennto hiss me again on my benefit night, I hope you, will be at least six times as many; as _hero ' Wimp Arr was once staying at the houso of an elderly Andy, in tit° country, who wanted morel of his company than ho was willing to"give: Progsing one day tako antroll with'hins, h Mmusod himself:on no ,count Of the- inclonioney, of : the _woather, Shortry aftorwards metliim 'sneaking .out alone. ...So,,^Mr., Shdidan "'Said- she, "it has alonred up : .9 „ , ,.,7ust a little, paa'am,, enough for ond,.bot not enough for What catiuot, yoU Jay without !kinking it? Silohco. . " 544 lottß, Leaf tilrLeaeliiii, Rf;a3o . Ei Fan - Loaf ky leaf tho rps 9 tan, . - Drairby drop'tbe Ono by ono, bmoial fimmex• bon . ntisis • - .1311e the rood . bloom - -- And tao4iirig*ln gash - gnaw, IFettioplaiiaa•4t Aptfi tale, `And too I . ltmmor em and dew: So in hours of deopesh.ghenrh... • : • When the epiingti OtglatineSs Tall, • " And thO ream in the bloom ; ... • Droop like nlattions watt and polo, • • * Woaball find some Bops that Hoe • gerra.apart, • Hidden far (rum earelosaoyes_ _ • • In tho gai•don tho,heart.. Homo swot hope ts4ladnesU wed, .That will !wend afresh and new, When ivioter shall bavo fled, place to rain nail dow—; Some awoot hops that breitheiof sitting '/ Through tho'Weary, weary tithe, BUdding forth its 'blossoming, „ ; ' In the Srarite ;•' attitltulit xu Vamp. NO. 31. 'What roof po:iare the moat noisy tenant? The roof of the mouth. Why aro blushes like little girls? Be dause they become. women. When is - a blow . from a lady welcome? When eke strikes you'agreeably. Why is a dog's tail a great novelty, 80- cause no ono ever "saw it before. e. Why is an egg overdone like one under ,done? Because it is bard/y, done.' ' WHAT length ought a lady's erinoll4 to bo ? A little abovo two feet. , g(hrenrarz, what makes you so. sweet!" I doss when D_od.made:me of,dust, le put a little thugar in. • What is the difference between a 'barber and a mother 1' Ono has razors' to shave and the other shavers to raise. . ADAM is claimed as having belonged 'to the fraternity of provision dealers, as he early engaged in disposing of spareribs. What is it which is made with Ja.train, travels with a, train, is of no use to.a train, but a train cannot travel witheut it ?..•A noise. A selioelbof hiVing good-naturedly helped another in ti,difileult ciphering lesson was angrily questioned by the dominie— "Why did you work his lessonr. les his Work;" replied the youngster. . A SSIIVANT girl tolhAtdr master, themther morning that she'was about to give his-wife warning and quit the house. "Happy girl' wuum that mum give oar warning too t" was this brittal-response, WOULDN'T BREAM PLEDGEl.—"liiddy," said to his wife "It's a cowld ye have. kdrap of thccraythur'd do ye - nil harm."— "Och hone," said biddy, "I've .taken the Pledge; but ye , can mix a drink, Jimmy, and'-force me to swally it." •A YANKEE captain.was once caught in the jaws of a whale, • but was finally rescued badly wounded. On- -being asked w.hat,he thought while in. teat situation, he replied : "I thought he would make about forty bar rels." WHEN . Fox was boasting Of haiqug pre vailed on the French court to give-up the gum trade, Selwyn - observed, Eals you o thave permitlid - 11M.Frencli tO - draw_youn teelli, they would be fools, indeed, to quarrel with you about your gums."' "My dear," said an anxious matron to her daughter, "it is very wrong for young peo ple tube throwing kisses at one another." "Why so, mamma 7 I'm sere they don't hurt, even when they hit." "I'm afloat 1 I'm afloat I".sereamed dyoung lady of powerful lungs, and fingers to match, as she' exercised: both at the piano. ' 44 1 should • think you wete.'2_ growled an obi bachelor, 'judging from the squall. 'you raise." A SMART RETORT•—When Napoleon was only an officer of artillery, a Prussian officer said to him ,will} much_pride::. thly: country. men fight only for glory; but Frenchmen fight for money:" "You are'right," replied Napoleon ; "each of them fights for what he is in want of." LORD JOHN .11U8SELI, never perpetrated but one bon mot. 'Speaking of the Mlles wig -holstein question Lord John said : "there never were but tvltO 'then WhO under stood it, it friend of mine and myself, my friend died after explaining it to me, and I have entirely fdrgotten what he said." A HUGE Indianian in England, being pro- fueoly thanked-for having rescneert lady from the attack of a ferocious dog, which ho seized by the throat and throttled, said, "Of course i was glad to help the gal, but What I wanted most was to give that con demned English cur some adequate notion,.' of the American 'eagle I" AFTER a long march; during the late war, the captain , ordered, as a 'sanitary precau tion, that the men should change their un dershirts. The orderly sergeant suggested that half of the men only kadine shirt each. The captain hesitated for 'a moment then said —"Military orders Must ho obeyed ; let the man changOvith 'each other." ATONE of the latest balls in a lady, very beautiful, but the wife of a exceedingly jealous husband,' asked--a brave -captain to dance with her. The gallant officer could not prevent an exclamation of astonishment. "What is the -matter ' -Captain.M..said the lady; . ~ y ou know my husband is,ipalous, but so jealous . that lam obliged to - choose a partner' who could, not excite his favorite passion l". . - ' • Ay "enterprising, undertaker in Illinois sent the following expressively cool note to 'a sick man: -"-Dear sir, having positive .proof that you are rapidly approaching tleath's gate, I have therefore thought it not lropmident to call your attention tO-t il e' en closed advertisement of my abundant stock of ready-made coffins, and ,desire,to make the suggestion that you signify to your friends a• Irish • fort the purchase' of your burial outfit at .my establishment."' Couiwa Dowg.--Dr. X. paid a visit ono day to a patient whom ho neglected to see for a couple 'of days, The sick man, who probably liked to attend to his business himself, had died in the mean .time,•and wee on the point ,of being carried to.the ceme tery. At-the_ sight of the funeral trappings, the doctor had a presentiment of something ,wrong, And said, Inquiringly, tO the servant, !go up to see Mr. Z len't worth while ,for you to go up, - , ho is just' 'nothing, down," was the'auswer. , • , , STALWART, pedagogue was , discovered cruelly belaboring a younglad with a heavy feruleond the visitorontreated ta de sist and explain the,objea of his severe whipping., , Well, Par' only teaching the young ideal hoW to 'ehoot.i .“0111 indeed. tPome defect about the, weapon ?T r . . 4 'Yes, I should think Aber . ° Was: 'Ho's obidinate,' . , . rusty, and inclined to kick, and this is the only way to rnalco,hlin serViceable) , : , .Yes, yes, lee° • begpardon for any dulness. ,You teach thoidens how to shciot ohLthe brsch„- . „ loadingprinciple.".. • A. a EW weeks linen a.-mau t reante4. upon a skeleton of horse rant e:getitguthien-tvh• was riding a suberb diduialcupott ono nf/the 'bridges. rn ,rarla which or* the §eine,,Tho • gentleman laughed at' th6'podebtatit4. l when iihr rider ...offered to .bet , 1344 Idbeigand , franep thathe could not dq with •, 4orsq • emila hifilOstamat. -The bet was ozeopted., Thn , poor ruluilifted• hie horse upon the parapet and•ihovhdlim•intu the river. iiii EMI
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