I1UII IViUllllll" ssfjf1 iiaiii- imit iirfwi ariisi-H.aa .iiriutlrtiUl '!''' ! lrt.WIIal T- hYDNET SMITH. Famous Saying f the Witty Canon That Arc Worth Kecallinjr. As Sydney Smith waa writing: one morning in bis favorite bay window, a joiepdus little man in rusty black was jsnered in. "May I aft v hat proe-jrej ne the bocor of this visit?" afked Sydney. "Ob," f-ali tLe litUe man. '1 am ccmi'-ouiidinx a history or the listinguisti families in Somersetiire, ind bave called to obtain the Smith inns." "I regret, &ir,M said the wit, 'not to be able to contribute to so raluab: a work, but the fact is the Smiths never bad any arms, and have invariably sealed their letters with their thumbs." r. It requires," said Sydney Smith, 'a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding, rheir only idea of wit, or rather that inferior variety of the electric talent which prevails occasionally in the North, and which, un-ier the name of wit, is so iuCnitely distressing to people if good taste, is laughing Jmiuoder itely at stated Intervals. They are fo imbue! with metaphysics that they jven make love metaphysics. I over Ueard a young lady of my acquaintance, it a dance in Edinburgh, exclaim in a judden pause of the music, 'What you jay, my lord. Is very true of love in the abstract, but ' Here the fiddlers began fiddling furiously and tbe reft was lost." ."Sydney Smith, callin?, o:ie day upon fellow-contributor to the Edinburgh IUruxr, found him reading a book preparatory to writing an account of it ud expostulated with him. I never," said the wit, "read a took before re viewing it, it prejudices one so." Of some one: "lie bus no command DTer lils understanding; it is always getting between bis less and tripping him up. Of marriage: ''It lese miles a pair of shears so jo:::ed that they cannot be separated: often moving in opposite directions, yet always punching any one- who courts between them." A beautiful young girl walking in Svdnc-v Smith's garden exclaimed, on noticing a plant v.hith was in Eorue way injured, "Oh, Mr. Smith, this pea will never com? to perfection!" "l'ermit me, ti.cn, said the host, tak ing her baud, to lead l'cifection to the pea." "TLe Court of Chancery Is like a boa constrictor, which swallows up the estates of Kr.gHsh gentlemen in haste and digests them at leisure." Of -Mr. ar.J Mrs. Grote: "I like them, I like tlieui; I like him, be is so ladylike; a!;d i like her, she's such a perfect gentKmim." On the departure ol Ujshop Solwyn fur Ms d':otf-- in Xew Zealand: "Good-bv, inv d.arSslwyn; I hope yoa will not disagree with the man who eats you." "Xo, I don't like dogs, I always ex pect them to go mad. A lady asked me once for u moi to for her dog Spot. I proposed, 'Out, damned spot!' but she did not tiiink it sentimental enough." Sydney Biuith being HI, his physician advised him to "take excercise on an empty stomach." "Upon whose empty Stomach?" said be. "The Fiench certainly understand the art of furnishing better than we do; tbe profusion of slasi ia their rooms gives such gayety, I remember enter ing a room with glass all round it, at the French .Embassy, and saw myself reilecteG on every side. I took It for a meeting of the clergy, and was delight ed, of course." Sydney Smith describsd the future condition of Croker as "disputing with the recording anel about the dates of his sins." To Mrs. Grote, as she was cettlnz into her carriage tor a long journey, "Go where you will, do what you like, say what you please, 1 bave the utmost confidence in your indiscretion." How A Village War Arose I heard a strange story recently. It seems that a family living iu a subur ban town, being about to go away for a mouth, and wishing to put their silver where it would be secure from bur glars, obtained permission to store it in a closet adjoining the library of a neighbor's bouse. The neighbor's family consisted of himself, several children, including one son who has the reputation vt being a fast youth, and three or four servants. Iu due time the owners of the silver returned, and sending for the box containing It, prepared the table for supper, and found to their surprise and horror that a small tea service was missing. The situation was a delicate one, and tbe matter was broken gently to the custodian of the silver, inquiries were set on loot, questions were asked of the servants in the neighbor's house; incautions reruaiks v.crj made by tbe owners of th.; .silver; it seemed clear that it Lad lie i t tolen, and suspicion was naturally cast r.p.n almost every body iu the bousj vi.ti.ee it has been taken. Finally, tbe tenants became incensed at wh;it they asserted to be insulting investigation, and they left the bouse in a body. Very bhortly after it began to be whispered about that the tii$s;iau.d son of the neighbor wts the guilty person. Tula coming to the ears of bis fal her led to violenl words and the suspension of all intercourse between the two families. Tbe gossips in the town talked of nothing else, everbody took fides; the matter got into the church which both parties at tended, and, In short, the entire com munity was on the verge of clval war, when, in a fortunate moment, the missing silver was discovered in a drawer, where it bad been put away with great care some months before by the mistress of the house. The affair was thus explained, but wounds that will require years to heal had been inflicted. It wears from tl.e testimony of ex perts that leprosy in California differs from the or J mar v tvne of elpnhantlmsis In the initial symptoms. Swelling of me iace ana a spoi under me eye are among the first indications of the for mer; while the precursor of the latter is a fever of ephemeral duration accom panied by a roseola-like eruption. M. Lamey who has been studying carefully some large drawings of the planet Venus, has come to tbe conclu sion that the circular protuberance so often noticed in the Southern hemi sphere is really a volcano possessing the normous elevation of at least 70 miles, lie tnuiks such a volcano is not incom patible with the volcanic nature of the planet. At the American Exhibition at Lon don there is exhibited a fire-proof and water-proof villa composed entirely ol straw. Every part of it horn the foundations to the chimne)S is of straw compressed to lorm artificial wood. A committee of scientific gentlemen In Ohio has issued an appeal to persons in that State having knowledge of pre historic earthworks, fortifications, mounds or burial places in their neigh borhooJs to send in'ormation to them, that the places may be visited and ex plored by employes of the Ethnologica.' Bureau. Ail articles found in suet exploration, they say, will be deposit in tbe Museum of the Smithsonian In atilutlon, and become the property ol the United States, and be accession without expense to all slu-lents o! American ethno ouy. Fac-san iecasb of all specially interesting finds wdl I deposited in soma central museum it Ohio. HOUSEHO-D ' How to Ci.kax Lace. To clean a white lace veil boll it fifteen minutes In a solution of white soap and water; put It Into a basin of warm suds and keep gently squeezing it until it is clean. Do not rub it. Take a basin of cold water. Into which put a few drops of blueing; rinse the veil in it; next rinse it in a thin rice or gum arable water. Stretch It out even and pin it to dry on a clean white cloth; fasten each scallop down with a pin. When dry, lay a thin piece of muslin over it and iron on the wrong side. To clean thread lace take a large bottle and cover it with clean muslin and wind the lace around it, securing the ends with a netdle and thread; set the bottle upright in strong cold suds and place it in the sun. Kep it in the sun for a week, changing the lather daily, and alwavs rubbing it slightly when the suds are renewed. At the end of the week take it off the bottle, an, without rinsing it, pin it backward and forward on a large puiow, coveiwu with a tight, clean case, j-tcij inn tt. net imvA a bp tiara te rin. Thi plain edge must be pinned well down also. i nen quite ary, taau do not starch, iron or press it. tiiivtv Tin j". a kf ast Dish. To cold corned or roast beef, minced and freed from gristle or airings, auu an equal quantity of mashed or sliced boiled potato. Mix weU together, alid sea eon witn pepper anu aaiu x uu iulv a frrinir nan a large cupful of boiling water, with half as much gravy r- 1.1 .1.. . t.n tAAn eVimiTMll irom wtiicu uie laa um i cia o ,., on.i a tencTwmfnl of made mustard. If you have no gravy, substitute soup stock or a cupful or soup ieir, over from yesterday. Boil up briskly before stirring in the chopped meat and potato. Toss and stir until the con tents of the pan are a bubbling, smok ing lioan Tta careful that the hash IS not too stiff. Add more boiling water should the meat ana potato aosoro uie liquid too rapidly, and do not let the bash stick to the bottom of the pan. The country housekeeper who has plenty of butter can improve this dish by stirring a tablespoonf ul into the hot Tx-ntr anil crraw. If vou have neither gravy nor stock, double the quantity of liiittpr dissolvincr in the boiling water. Serve in a deep covered dish. OLD-FASI1IOXED HONEY CAKES. One pound of honey, one pound of Hour, one-quarter pound oi butter, one quarter pound of almonds pounded coarsely, one dram of pounded cloves, the crated peel of a lemon and one-half ounce of carbonate of soda dissolved in water. Let the honey and butter come to a boil over the fire, take this off, and in a few minutes stir In the hour and spice by degrees, then the almonds and lastly tbe soda. Let tbe mass stand all night in a cool place. In the morning roll it half an inch thick, cut it into little square cakes, put half an almond In each corner and a slice of peel In the middle. Bake them in a moderate oven a pale brown. Digestible Clams. Chop up the clams very tine with all their juice, stew them for ten minutes (no butter, no milk), when done pass them through a sieve, then cut a few slices of stale Vienna bread one-half inch thick; from these slices cut out clam-shaped bits; now dip these bits into the juice, and after they have absorbed sufficient of it cover them with farina, then dip them in egg and fry. You will now have all the flavor of the clam and none of its Indigestibility. This is from tbe Caterer, and it might also serve as answer to the question, when is a clam not a clam? but equally good. Moustlso FnoTOGBArns. Mate rials required: Bristol board, strong gum arabic strained through muslin. and patience ad lib. Cut the Bristol board the required size, a margin of about an inch to be allowed. Lay your photograph face down and wet the back well with the gum arabic, then place on the background and press lightly with a soft cloth from tbe cen ter toward the edges until ail the air bubbles seem smoothed away. Then, if your pictures are large, bend out ward and place in the shape of a cro quet arch, with tbe edges resting on a table, and kept In position by any light weight on each side two books will do. This prevents any air bubbles forming. When dry they can be placed under a weight for a short time. Asparagus Omeletik. For a small omelette take twenty-five heads of young and tender asparagus, boil the beads and cut them into small pieces, taking also the tenderest parts of the green stalks, but no stringy portions; mix them with the yolks and whites of three eggs, which have been previously thoroughly well beaten; heat some fresh butter, about one ounce in a small pan; when it fritters, put in the omelette mixture, seasoning it with a little salt and white pepper; fry until a golden brown, and serve very quickly with a sharp butter sauce. To Get a Kino Oif Yorit Fix geu. Thiead a needle with coars3 linen thiead or silk, pass the eye of the needle under the ring, to get one end of the thread above the ring; then wind thread around the finrpr fhelnw the ring) tightly; secure the end of the tnreau; men commence to unwind by the end above the ring, and you, or anyone, will be surprised and delighted to see how easily the thing is done. Frettt Tidies. Take a piece of blue satin twelve inches wide and eighteen inches long. In the center applique a cross of black velvet, slant ing the piece crossed. Cut from cre tonne a spray of small flowers and twine them over the arms of the cross, and allow the largest flowers to rest on the satin around the base of the cross. Secure the cretonne with buttonhole or chain stitch. Around tbe edges of the satin place a piece of black ribbon vel vet two Inches wide, and finish with antique lace edging. Coc oantt Custard. Make a good boiled custard, flavor with one tea spoonful of bitter almond essence; grate a cocoanut; pour tbe custard when warm Into a glass bowl, and when it Is cold strew the cocoanut on top. Sift white sugar over this. Lemon Jelly. Two cupruls of sugar, one of lemon Juice, one quart of boiling water, one cupful of cold water, a box or gelatine. Soak the gelatine In the cold water for two hours. Pour the boiling water on It, add tbe sugar and lemon juice, strain through a napkin mold and harden. There is no better excess In the world than excess of gratitude. Dr. Gamgie, a physician of Birming ham, England, is tbe inventor of an ar tificial BDOnffB which ha PTfitpd a e-rwvt deal of interest among the Paris sur- gcuua. .t is mane oi cotton, rendered absorbent, and treated with antiseptics, A sponge the size of a walnut will ab sorb water until It reaches the dimen sions of a cricket balL One of Its most important advantages Is cheapness; this quality makes it unneccessary to use it more than once, so that "sponge infec tion' becomes an easily obviated evil. "You and Jones llfln'f loam irk Ka a thick as you were. Does he owe you "2ioj he want to." : I FARM XOTES. SOME FTSXT SAVINGS. Itemarks that arc Kather Uubion An alderman's wife, overtaken by a heavy shower or rain, took refuse in a ihop, and proceeded to make a few pur chases, "ion seeui j 4uik iwuaj, ihe said to a newly-engaged shopman, who was very stlentive and obliging. uv . r,..ipmi;v so very busy." "Oh, gracious, madam." was tbe reply, Hnt innk at the weather! AVliat res pectable lady would venture out . ,lav lilra this?" UOU19 J - . Similarly ambiguous are some of tlip ipeakers in the roiiowing mciueuu-. j Tihrsiffnn s.iid to a iatient lAJUM -V l ' -., . - . wife: "Why did you delay sending for of his mind?" "O. doctor," replied the wife, "while he was in his ngui nuuu uc nuumu t ma cx.ni! fnr vmi " AAi,ir iiiu-fm- said to his wife: "You see, dear, I have pulled the i a (hrnnaii nfipr all: a verv critical Lieu. ....e- .. ' , ...or. T .nn ip i vou. les. ueai v 'Z. ........ - "w,a i tin nnsnpr: uu. itivii ivu re so clever in your prof ession. Ah, u I bad only known you five years earlierl I feel certain niy first husband my poor Robert would nave oeen saeu. To turn from doctors to clergymen. One Sunday, as a certain minister was returning homeward, be was accosted by an old woman, who said: "O, sir, well do I like the day that you preach." The minister was aware that he was not very popular, and he answered: "My good woman, I am glad to hear it. There are too few like you. And why do you like when I preach. "O, sir,' she replied, "when you preach I always get a good seat." A crooked compliment was once paid a German young lady who said: "Herr r inutonnnt if von don't at once cease your flatteries 1 shall have to hold both " . - r 1 : ? my ears shut." " Jiy auoraoie lrauiem, answered the officer, "your pretty little hands are far too small for that." "Very soiry, sir, " said a young beauty tit o liuil I atn airp.-ulv enlaced. I hone you are'not very disappointed?" "O, dear no, miss;qune uracuuuaij, the unexpected reply of the gentleman. A case of mistaken gallantry occurred in Italy. "O Signorina," exclaimed a dandy, "if it be true that man descends from tl.e monkey, how beautiful that moukey must have been from whom you descended!" "And what do you think of the engagement-ring I sent yon, Jennie?" in quired a lover tenderly. Jennie an swered in delighted tones. "Oh, it is beautiful in fact the handsomest one I ever bad given me." t i wmlilinir liroatfiisf. the ffrooin remarked to a little girl: "You have a new brother now, you know." " Yeth," responded the little cue; "ma setli it was Lottie's Last chance, so she'd better lake it." 'Xow tell me, Ethel," said a gover ness, "what letter comes after ii t" "Please, Miss Parker, I don't know." "AVhnt have I not bv the side of my nose?" asked the governess. "A lot of powder' was Miss Ethel'3 startling reply. "ilere, my dear husband," said a loving wife, "I have brought you a lit- t? 1!vor nil f.r ln.-lr- it a rhami vol! know, dear, to bring happiness to a house." "AM now Kina or you, uar lintrl Rnf ttIi v 'n)iniilfl T nppil a little pig to bring me luck, when I have you S'.ili!" An awkward compliment recently rather disturbed the harmony of a wed di; g breakfast given by a substantial fii-innr l.lc:cul Yx-itTi fii'a il-i imlitorfl tliA eldest being the bride. A neighboring young farmer, who was honored with ii in i-ifji t ttn i l.ln fciii Tin fAllht. llA H U 111.111. IIIqi . . w u mj v, l- ought to say something smart and com plimentary upon ine event, addressing tha bridegroom Eaid "Well, you have got the pick of the batch!" The coun tenances oi the lour unmarried ones may be Imagined. Use of Parafllnc Paraffine dissolves easily iu ether and in essential oils, and the softer descrip tion of paraffine. When dissolved In naplha and mixed with about one twentieth of its weiglit of vegetable oils, forms a material that is excellently suited tor waterproofing cloth, linen. India-rubber hose, leather, and so on. these fabrics, &c, besides being ren dered water-proof, having their tensile strength very greatly iucreased. Par Efiite is also largely used for decompot sition of preserved and natural fruit alike, and it has also been somewhat successfully used for coating imported butcher s meat. In Inciter match making also, paraffine has done good service, for these articles of commodity. when the wood has been treased with melted paraffine, ignite easily, and burn without producing any such disagree able odor as in the case with sulphur matches. Brewers, again, have resort ed to the use of paraQino for coating barrels, tiie object being to prevent beer which has "soured." or is undergoing ary other fermentative process, from so heeling the wood as to impart con tamination to future contents of the ea-k. Spinners and weavers likewise have of late years employed paraffine to a considerable extent in the manufac ture of yarn and cloth. Cork, which is very porous, may be rendered impervi ous to air by sinking it in a vessel con taining melted parafllne, placing that under an air-pump receiver, and ex hausting the air. Immediately air is vain allowed to enter the receiver which must, or course, be done while the paraffine is still liquid the parafiine is forced into every pore of the cork, which thus becomes, as we have said. pract ically impervious. Paraffine is put to many other uses, among those being us employment as an "insulator," and for this purpose it is undoubtedly one of the best substances at the command of electricians, probably on account of its treedom from, and non-ability to ab sorb, water. In medicine or surgery pussiDiy me only use to which shale paraffine is put is in the dressing of wounds, but there is a substance which is obtained by boiling jetroleum and repeatedly filtering it through animal cliarcoal a similar process to that em ployed for separating sugar from or gauic and other impurities that has come to be almost universally used by druggists. This material, which we may do allowed to view as petroleum paraffine, and which is now known in medicine as "vaseline," is rapidly dis placing the employment of lard, etc, in the preparation of medical ointments, because of its paraffine-like properties of being tasteless and inodorous, and oi tu uou-juiuiuiy u uecome ranciu. Genu T)rtTfiijm Sna of T-nw. -J . .. H .A1U don recently upon cholera and its pre- veuuuu, jrroiessor ue unuamont de clared that fire la the nnlvtrnoifioint. tant, and that tbe majority of so-called uisuunuiuu an simpiy ueodorants. "The idea," said he "that tobacco smoke or tbe odor ot camphor Is de- suncuveoi contagion is still extensively held, thnnch ir. iu iimniv ,tn.j true disinfectant is a substance that wm am me germ or "living particles in which the contagious principle resides r through which it is conveyed." Until we know of what infection con Usts it is impossible to say what is or U not a true disinfectant, though there ii do doubt as to the value of fire. Perhaps i high temperature would be equally ffectlve. Sulphurous acid, gas, chlor ine and even carbolic acid may be safely regarded as disinfectants in certain conditions, the present tendency being to employ the flrst wherever it is prac ticable to use the fumes of bununj sulphur. Xoung genuemen. remember that nothing can stand before days' work 1 , TnoriT in Oats. Many farmers say there is no proufc in raising oaw, ,v.ur. And fhpra a profitable crop. jnuurewM-- , - It the market price of the grain is not profitable, the price para wr juuu, stock always is. The fanner who sells oats and feeds his calves, pigs, lambs and colts all corn, cr nearly sp, makes a mistake. Not a Tew men find oats unprofitable because they do not feed them, or do not feed them properly; yet, more because they do not get the full value or the straw. " If oats are cut five days earlier than is the common practice, the straw is worth for feeding two-thirds of its weight of timothy bay, and this earlier cutting Increases, rather than diminishes, the value of the grain. Of course the straw must be kept bright. If it is not cut until it is "dead ripe" and then piled up after threshing to bleach and rot, it Is net worth much for feed. . But the cutting, curing and feeding being equally favorable, three pounds of oat straw are worth as much for winter feeding as two pounds ot hay. True, the other articles fed must have more albuminoids than when hay is fed, but this does not increase the cost of tbe ration. The biggest price for oat is realized by cuttiug the crop when most farmers would pronounce it green, curing it nicely, then store In mow or under barracks, and feed grain and ti.uiimr ntter ninnlntr through abtif f-fe.'- ----- . i -.7 . a cutter and molstenirg. Cutting oats a little eany, aiso uuutuu.w nf thnlr ln1(rlnir. and their liability, to lodge is tbe most serious objection to them by farmers who have a soil rich in nitrogen and rather deficient in silica a very poor soil for all grains. Gkeen Manuring. Green manur ing an nrratin familiar to every a nurinin farmer, hut. aS theV do not all grow clover, vetches or Italian grass, they wiu not an appreciate mo value of manuring witn uieuo croyo. In Vp-inAa li'nirlanfl and the Northern States the practice Is well known, and Its success depends on effectpally cov ering the vegetable matter turned un der the boh in tne operauou oi piougu- ing. When it is lntenaea u uao mo crop directly tor ieriuizing, mo ploughing should be done Just as the tinmur i ahnut to ouen. and when the days are sunny and the soil is dry, In order to facilitate decomposition. Fully three-fourths of the organic mat for 1 1. n4 hurled has been derived from the atmosphere, and tbe land so trea ted obtains its fertility irom we-vea riiatrihiitlnn .if the nitrOCBnOUS CrOPS. which are decomposed at a very low but certain rate. Practical men of large experience consider the value of nlnwed In aa eaual to the droppings of cattle which liave been fed on three times the quantity. The great fact behind this all important action is the decomposition of tbe nitrogenous compounds which yields ammonia and nitric acid, from which nitrates are formed. Vnnn vnu YOCSO TURKEYS. Not an manv vnnnor tnrkeva would die. if greater attention was devoted to their fiwi V.ir the first week ea ual a uanti- ties of hard boiled eggs chopped fine. and good wheat Dread win suit mem. This may be followed by curd made fmm amir milk, and bread made of coarse flour or wheat shorts. If con fined, some chopped roots or dandelions a well as some clean sham sand should also be furnished. Beyond six weeks old, screenings or small wheat may constitute a large part of their food. Young turkeys need frequent feeding and pure water. It is a great damage to hogs to keep a large number of them in a herd to gether In cold weather. They 113 upon each other and the ones at the boR.om are nearly smothered and get too hot. In tbe morning they are steaming with perspiration and heat. Such a condi tion is most favorable for colds and disease and no doubt Is one of the chief reasons why hogs are moat dis eased In hog districts. They should be separated into small droves of cot more than ten In number and those of even size be put together. This will also prevent so much crowding and flgthlng at feeding time. We have always said that boards were cheaper in the long run than corn, corn once eaten is gone, dui the boards will last. It Is a queer kind of wisdom which compels stock to sleep on snow with the temperature way below zero lor a covering and then feed corn enough to keep up the fire ot life. Belter sell some corn, and the cattle too if necessary, and invest in boards. Use straw foe filling if you want to be economical, and house the stock, it is more sensible in win ter to figure on tbe per cent, of gain than tbe per cent, of loss. To lose in the winter the gain of the summer Is balancing tbe acc3unt on the wrong side. Shade in the Pastures. The eagerness with which shade is sought by theep and cattle in hot weather ought to lead to the planting of some trees in each pasture. Where there is no shade at present, rapid growers like the silver maple, or any of the broad growing poplars, would be best In moist soils t' e elm is almost un equalled as a quick growing shade tree, Self-Milkino Cows. The oil de vice of a neck rack which prevents the turning of the head to the tide, is per haps the best preventive known. This consists of two square frames placed around the neck and connected with each other at the four corners by light sticks, which keep them about a foot apart. Bossy's appearance is not Improved by such a fixture, but the habit may b3 broken in time. Farmers should not forget that tbe bran and other coarse feed made from wheat are richer in elements of plant food than the whole grain, and, of coarse, feeding them makes a richer manure. A ton of wheat bran is worth $14.59 cents for manure, while a ton of corn meal Is only worth ffl. 63. These figures are based on tbe cost ot nitro gen, phosphoric acid and potash in their commercial forms, and represent the comparative manurial value of feed. Keep tbe horse collars clean. The dust and dirt which adhere to collars when they are wet with sweat works into lumps and ndgei, and sore shoul ders are the result. If the collars be comes hard wash them clean, pound them and apply olL Curds for Breakfast Boil one quart or water in a stewpan; beat two eggs and mix them with a quart of new milk; add them to tbe water with two spoonfuls ot lemon juice or good vine gar. When the curd rises lay It on a sieve to drain. Miss B. "Why is It, Mr. A.,- that whenever you refer to a Boston friend you invariably use the word 'fellow?' " New Yorker "Oh, because he be longs around tbe Hub, of coarse." Fiest Sport "Who won at tie walking-match last night?" Second Sport "The door-tender " "Why, he didn't walk." "Oh, yes, he did; he walked off with the money." "Johnson, who do you take after in height, anyhow?" "W'y, I doan know, I'm suah. nain s none on my rolks tall, W dat maes' doj od mine, an I reckon I n must am imi. T How the- Kiiglish Dude Knocks in i , Queen's Eiielish. Consid ruble has been said about "English as She is Taught." It is high time some wise man even Mark Twain were giving lecture on English as she is pronounced. Americans are not naturally offenders in this regard, but as we lave a silly habit of imitating the foppish qualities of our cousins and letting the good ones pass by, it may be that in time we will have the dnde clip ping his proper names just as he docks his horse's tail. I Intend giving you nothing new, but here is the way John Bull and his eye glass toys with proper names: Abergavenny is pronounced Abegenny. Beauchamp is pronounced Beecham. Bolingbroke Is pronounced Bulling brook. Brougham is pronounced Broom. Bulwer is pronounced Buller. Cholmondely is pronounced Chumley. Cirencester is pronounced Sissister. Cockburn is pronounced Cobun. Colquhoun is pronounced Cohoon. Cowper is pronounced Cooper. Grosvener is pronounced Grovenor. Ilawarden is pronounced Harden. Ilolborn is pronounced Ilobun. Knollys is pronounced Knowies. Majoribauks is pronounced Marchbanks. Maryleborne is pronounced Marrabun. Norwich is pronounced Xorrige. Salisbnry is pronounced Sawlbry. St Leger is pronounced Sillinger. Talbot is pronounced Tarbut. Talliaferro is pronounced Tolliver. Thames Is pronounced Terns. Wemyss is pronounced Weens. Beneficial Insects. Beetles are not the only beneficial in sects by any means. By far the greater number are found among the "Ilymen optera." This order indues the parasi tic Ichneumon flies, which range all the way from files an inch or more In length, to minute species scarcely visible to the naked eye. The larger kinds deposit only one egg in each victim, while some of the smaller leave their entire comple ment of eggs on one caterpillar. A well known example, which is familiar to most gardeners, may be found in the To mato worm. A small, black niicrcgaster fly goes peering about among the toma to vines until it espies a worm on which it lays its eggs. These soon hatch, and tbe tiny larva3 eat their way into the worm and are soon thickly packed between the skin and vital organs, where they eat all the substance that would otherwise go to make the future moth, and their presence does not pre vent the worm from eating and grow ing until the little parasites are full fed, when they eat their way out of their host, and each stands on end and spins for itself a tiny white cocoon. Some times these cocoons are so numerous that the back of the worm is almost entirely covered with them, and now it shrivels and rapidly shrinks in size and soon dies. And this work of destruction is constantly going on all around us. Were it not for these parasites vegeta tion could scarcely exist on the er.rth. Ia a recent trial on the Thames of an electric launch forty feet long, with a storage battery, a speed of seveu knots n hour was attained. The speed of a steam launch, with engine, boiler, water and coal sufficient for a six hours' run, would bave been from one and a half to two miles an hour greater. Comparing the electrical system with steam, tbe advantages in favor of elec tricity are entire absence of noise, great cleanliness, and very small room needed for machinery; and when once charged it is ready at a moment's notice. - Writing In Xature about cannibalism in snakes, Mr. John Frothlngham says: "About eighteen months ago, just pre vious to my leaving India, at JJavalah, in the Wynaad, the borsekeepers chased and killed a large cobra 5 feet 4 inches in length. Previous to its death It was thrown down in front ot the door ot our house, when, after a good deal of twisting and wavy contortion of the body it disgorged a small rock snake over 4 feet in length. I bad heard of the same thing before in India, so I do not think cannibalism in snakes un common." The Glasgow Medical Juurnul de scribes an electro-magnet having a power to raise upon its point a weight equal tosix ounces. It has been used successfully in cases where workmen in iron and steel have been severely wounded by flying chips, and the writer says that such instruments must hence forth become an essential part of the apparatus of eye doctors. Tin black rat so common in England three hundred years ago has been, it is believed by naturalists, completely exterminated by the gray and dun spe cies of later times. Specimens cannot be obtained by offering extravagant prices; and iesidents In old houses de clare that they have never seen snch a thing as a black rat, although they have beard traditions of their existence. A Chinaman is stated to have discov ered that cast-off horseshoes make good cutler's' steel. Tho wrought iron or the shoes having been constantly bam mt red acquires the hardness of steel. It is also supoosed that the animal heat of tbe hoof has something to do with i. ine metai is said to be good for the manufacture of knives and sword blades. It TDara a Car for Couauiption T We answer nnrrserveilty, yes ! If the pa tient commences in time the um of Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovrry," anil exercises proper care. If allowed : run its course too long all medicine is ptiwerles. to star it. Dr. Pierce never deceives a pa tient by holding out a false hupe for the sake of pecuniary gain. Tbe "Golden Medical Disco vet j" lias cured thousands bf patients wben nothing else seemed to avail. Your tiruggist has iu Send two stamps for Dr. Pierce's complete treatise on consumption with numerous testimo nials. Address World's Dispensary Med ical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. Miss Julia ' Look at my picture ia this album. It is a perfect carica ture, lent it?' Miss Molly "Yes, but it look? very much like you." Dr. PlercVs "Pellets" the original "Little Liver Fills" (sugar-coated)-cnre ick and bilious headache, sour stomach and bilious attacks. By druggists. ' One may be thankful even if not grateful. TuousanJs of women bless the day on wlilch Dr. Pierca's "Favorite Prescription" was made known to them. In all tbose de rangements causing backache, dragging down sensations, nervous and general de bility, it Is a sovereign remedy. Its sooth Ing and healing properties render it of the utmost value to ladies suffering from "in ternal fever," congestion, Inflammation, or ulceration. By druggists. The check that reigns best the bank check. 'Royal Gum' mends anything! Broken Chi na, disss, Wood. Free Vials at Drugs Gro. Most anyone can make blunders, but few people try to make the best of them after they have made them. If afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac Thomp son s Eye-water. Druggists sell at JSc. per bottle Those who are willing to shield the faults of others are not afraid to ack nowledge their own. BronchlUa U cured by frequent small doses of Piso's Curs for Consumption. That Tired Feeling Ii so set eral st thU season that every ae knows wbat Is meant by Ite expression. A change of season, climate, or of life, ass sack a depressing tffevt upon the body that one feels all tired out. Tbe tendency of toe system Is doirnsrard. In uus condiuon Hood's Sarsapsnlia U lost tbe medicine needed. It purifies the blood, sbarpens tbe sppe Ute. overcomes tbe tired feeling, and invigorates every function of tbe body. "I never took any medicine tnst uiu so mm" good In so snort a time as Hood's SarssparUU. I was very ranch run down, had no strength, no energy, snd felt very tired all tbe time. I com menced taking Hood's Sarsspsrula, and before I bad used one bottle felt Ute a different person. Tnst extreme tired feeling has gone, my appetite returned, and It toned me np generally. class W. raiLTs, Shirley, Mass. HOOD'S SARSAPAR1LLA Sold by all druggists. $1: six torsi Prepared only by C L HOOD Ss CO. Lowell, Mass. lOO IHweH One Dollar FACETIAE. Dumley ."Ilere, TeaDody, what is this I hear about a marriage between yoa and that Smithers girl? She is in no way fitted to make you a congenial companion." reabody "You're wrong, old boy; she Is a most cultured woman, and speaks seven different languages flu ently." Dumley "Yes, that's all very nice, but when you have been married as long as I have you will find that one language Is all that you want a woman to speak fluently." "My dear," said Mrs. Ferguson Montgomery to her husband, "wby do they keep that hen at the dime museum? I don't see anything about it different from the ordinary fowL" Ferguson opened his eyes in mild surprise. "Well, well, dld'nt you notice? That hen is one ot the most interesting features of the dime. It hasn't any teeth." "is it possible?" meditatively re plied the spouse. "Well, I must go down again." Little Dot "Mamma, my Dollie is broke." Mamma "Dear met Pet, how did it happen?" "I don't know. I put ber to bed right by the shoe closet, and this morn ing her head was broke." "By the shoe cloeet! Why, that is right where papa throws his boots when he takes them off. Now. can't you Imagine why it is that Dollie's bead is broken?" "I guess it's because I forgot to make her say her prayers last night." Mistress "What is the trouble, Jane? Wby are you going to leave? Haven t you always been treated well In my house?" Servant-girl "I don't make no com plaints, mum. Uut I can't help sayin'. mum, that when It comes to lockin' up the drawers and portfolios that you keep the letters in that you an' Mr. liankins wrote to each other afore you was married, mum, an' lockin' 'em up afore I'd had time to read the half of them, it's somethin' I ain't used to. Mrs. liankins, an I won't stand it from nobody." "Oh, Cicely, dear, bave you been to tbe doe show? it is perfectly lovely:' "No. I laven't been at all. Since poor dear Carlo passed to the other side of the river I've no interest In the d ar creatures." "How sad. But you might get another Carlo." "Another Carlo? No, not until at least a year liaa elapsed since lie left my heart so lonely." "Do you know tbe difference be tween yourself and a mule?" asked Mrs. Crimsoubea of ber husband, tbe other evening, wben they were giving conundrums around the family hearth stone. "No, I really don't," replied the genial husband, off bis guard. "Neither do I," was the wife's laughing reply, which had a tendency to make Mr. Ciimscnbeak mad and break up tbe conundrum business for months to come. Misunderstood. "Dj you like lambs?" he asked her, in a pastoral voice during a lull in the conversation. They Lad been discussing the charms of country lire. "N'o." fch ananrAiMl "I ilnn't lil-o the meat, but I am passionately fond of tbe gravy." Mrs. Blank is generally of a vei amiable disposition, but she said a bit ter thing to her domestic the other day. Slie expressed the awful wih that Bridget might one day be well enough off to hire a servant herself. The poor tlrl was quite broken down, and cried like a baby. "How can I get rid of this dyspep sia?" sail an Austin invalid to his physician. "Have you tried prepared chalk?" "Yes, I've been getting my milk from a milkman for tbe last six years. Tbe doctor says that's what gave me dyspepsia." Frazer Axle Urease. There is no need of betas Imposed on if yoa will insist on having Uie Frazer Brand of Axle Urease. One greasing will last two weeks. Look thou to the way, let God alone witb the end. The claims as to the curative powers of Bool's SarssparllU are bi-t-M entirely on wait the pev p.e say it has done for the Sen J to UL HooJ A Co., Lowell, Ma,i, fir a book containing stale menu of many rcaur&iie cures by llujl's yar upartlla. IJlefs God for what you have, and .i .st God for what you want. Sothinj-iise ouiae Miney cure for Dropsy. I.luvel, llnglil's. Heart, I'rtiurvor Liver Diseases. Si ivmisiie, Ac cure guarantee-L OiOoe, in Aicb SL,l'bu4. tl a iKHUe, tor WlOJ, lrugzuis. 1 ly it. Properly there is no knowledge but that which h got by working. A Wonderful Machine and Offer. To introduce tliem we give awsy 1,000 Self operatms Wa-htng Mar-ames. No labor or wa board. best In me wurl.L If you want one write Tbe National Co., IT Dey sc. New York! The fact is nothing comes; at least, nothing good. All Is to be fetched. FITS: AH Fits stopped tree. Treatise and J trial t-utiitot Dr. Kllue'sureu Serve Restorer, freet incases. fcendloUr.&jne: ArvnS r,nUa.,Pi Omaiia Dame "I suppose you stUl have a box at the St. Biank Avenue Theatre?" New York Dame "No, the prosce nium has been remodeled and we never go there now." "Have the boxes been taken away?" "No, but they have been turned so you can't be seen by anybody but the people on the stage." A hard-hearted creditor unex pectedly entered the domicile of his un fortunate debtor for the purpose of dunning him. To his amazement he discovered the wretched debtor flUlnir up on quail on toast. "Ha, caltlffl how Is this? You owe me monies, and yet you can afford to line your stomach with quail on toast ? etclalmed tbe creditor. s "My dear friend, I am compelled bv dire necessity to live on quaih I have no credit with anybody except the man who has game for sale " Colds. Cousris. Sore Throat. Hoarseness. ciifrHnr-k. rilSK H-iii ails W V -- r Bronchitis, Catarrh. TnftthSChO. Rheumatism Neuralgia. Asthma. Frostbite. Chilblains, If -i,k.,.s,n.n. known reme.lr. It was the flrst and is the only PAIN RFIYIFUY That instantly stops the most exnramzpiu allays InaammsUon, and cures "f"';,n whether of the Lungs. Stomach, Bowels, or other glands or organs, oy one sppi"-" h No matter how violent or excruc hulng th psin the Rheumatic, Bedridden, luflrm, PPfj Nervous, Neuralgic, or prostrated with disease, may suffer. , n RADWATS READi mm win anoru msiani t Thirty 10 sixty drops in oaiia wul, in a few minutes, cure Cramps. Dan. r Stomach. Nausea, Vomiting, V pltauon of the Heart, Falntness, Heartburn, Sic. Headache, Dta rhosa, Dysentery. Colli, W Ind In tho Bowels and all Internal falna, . There slots remedial agent ra the' wlJ tttat wul core Fever and Are and sU ner v lartous, Blnoos,aad other Fevers (jMj' WAYS PILLSK so quiet as KADWAi t KEAUY it E I J KP. Fifty cents pr botne. 9-ild bv Drjigists, DK. K1DWAI Mt CO.. . Y, Proprietors of Kadwaya s.raaparllllan Ra aulvant and Or. Kaawail Fitis. MASON & HAMLIN SOLO Send for Catalogs. 8 pp., 4U , FBSB. IMPROVED UPRIGHT PIANOS The new mode of piano construction Invented by Maaon & Hamlin in 18&1 has been fully proved, many excellent experts pronouncing It the ''great est improvement made in piano of the century.' For fell Information, send for Catalocue. auvseir & zaxl-T cstux ass fuito c: , K5TSL154.Tita.ai3t. rr TOT. list H'1 Six rears a SnlTerer wMli Nenr'iria Rochester, X. Y., April 7th, 10. GextS: For six years my wife has sofferei greatly with Neuralgic pains in ber bead ant neck, and at timet, in the stomach and about the heart. She had been confined to ber bet for days at a time, suffering the most excru elating pains. We employed medical aid but only found temporary relief. Forth) past two months she hxs been using Dr. Far ee's Remedy, and sho is now entirely fres from pain, and feels as well as ever. I most cheerfully recommend it to nil who are afflicted-with Xeuralgia, for I lanw it wit cure it. I am, very respectfully yours, THOMAS BA-EH. Contractor and Builder. Cor. Fran!: and Montrose streets. Hillsdale, Mich. Gkxts: I was persuaded by your agent to try Dr. Panloe's Rheumatic Remedy, for what the ;., rjrs railed heart disease. It proved to L rheumatism of the heart, and after taking the remedy as directed, I found immediate relief. I continued its use and am now entirely cured. I was also troubled with inflammatory rheumatism, which it has en tirely driven away; so much so that I can at tend to in - la-i-ulrv business with ease and without auli-ruii;, 'r which I am very thank ful. MIIS. SARAH CAREL. Corning, X. Y. Gcrrs: I had been troubled with rheuma tism for somo time and had tried all the rem edies I could cot, without anv benefit I met your agent at the Dickinson Ilouse, who i,-ave meabottloof your remedy, from which 1 re ceived instant relief and feel like a new man. I bare given it a thorough test and caa recommend it to all who are afflicted witn rheumatism. Yours, &c J A3. HIGGLES. Ask yuur druist for Dr. Pardee's Rema ly and take no other. Price, tl per bottle; III bottles, $5. Pardee Medicine Co , Rochester. N. T. COCKLE'S ANTI-BILIOUS PILLS, THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY For Liver. Bile, Indigestion, etc Free from . eury: ctDUlaa only I'lirp Vtifi-taLU ln:JU.-&ca. Auvul: .'. . t KlTTENTO.N, New Vera. B-.iBt, lueat to Csa. aid Cheapcit. " Sold bydrncgistsoraratbrmaU. 4 50c T. Haaltirte. Warren, i'a. t l On Axrn! (Merchant onlvl wanted in every town for Vour "Tanalll's Punch" km Ujibr aaurtacfio-i to my cuntonidni thin auySxclar 1 have buiidied. I 1 mure nf them than of a 1 other braails put to aetlii-r. Thy aru pronounced aiinal to Uu 'bit" citfaraold hena, Chu. A. Chisk, DruiMtrt. San Diego. CaL Address K. W.TIXSI La, o Chle. LI"? JT!T.1B STiSfl. Cash paid f yr JuafJ V. 8. hum ttampa in any quantity I'-ft 1 and tc at p.nt Imtit A.l.lr O-ntiiup Collector." 4i; Fraatua m.. Fraukfunt. fbilada.. 1 S5 ! wS day. SanpMe wwCk U PTtn naawwraa's SassTT Raia aama. UeUr.ailca. Blair's Pillsr Oval Baa, .14 1 wad. 1 4 Pllla. P A TE NTQ "trtainet Sent, tamp f. 1 Bimohaw. fa at Lawyer. Washlnirtoa. D. C CLOTS hCILDI.XO. Washington, D. C. C? tl "ablt Cured. Treatment sent on trial, t IUI Hcma.xeUemxutQx.Uv Fante.lad. A Th::::iiile IIevexor -r.n? "Smith insulted me so terribly to-day . 1 , . . . ... . . mai. a icei maa enouga 10 Kill mm." ureen: -wnat's tne matter?" "XoUrinff. A mem maitAr nf fn dollars I owe him for a coup! of yeais or so. ine mean fellow that he is, called me a swindler and a aanmwlrai and a great many other names." ' Alia you reel mad enough to kill him?" "I do." "Then do It. Favhim bia ton .hi lars and the surprise will kill him." "AND now. Rnhhir " aalil riia mnlli... 1 y , UH.M UU UIUI1ICI, as she buttoned her gloves, "be a good little boy while I am out, and do everTthinn- vmi nntnimnuiK. uh. On ber return she discovered that xwooy naa emptied the contents or the molasses Ino? over th Inhv's tiMirt t the happy laughter which came from the Infantile lips told her more elo quently than mere words could ever hope to tell how eminently successful Bobby's efforts In the amusement line bad been. 100 STYLES ORGANS 4Fl HlfE $aa. sl3gggjS , SYSTEM $900. rflSSEr" & $7.50 Why did the Women f of this country ose over thirUen million cakes cf Procter fir. Gml' Lenox Soap to i8S5? Bqy 4 cake of Lcxo- and you will soon underitand wty. YOUi I in von reel auu. uuivuia. iowt.. less, and iodea-ritMbly mis. rst,i.i i caliy and mentally; eijx-m-iife ii? fullness or bloatinif after tatin. or J5 ness," or emptiness of stnnwc!) in imr. tonirue coatl. bitter or IxujJJ. montn, lrrvfrumr apjinw-, uiainew ; headaches, blurred eywiirht,"noaui fr! before the eyi-s. m-rvoia pnwi-.iZ.T'a. naustion. irritability of temp. ? i alternating; .hill k...." T-b. hitinir. transient pains here and isJ-. feet, drowsiness alter meals, viJ disturbed and unrefreshin 8a.-en.rr' indescribable feeling of drvad, or 0; fcf ing' calamity ? ""t If you have all, or any consijernbi, of these symptoms, you are suff.-riei'r that most common of Am"ri.-an n?,? Bilious Dyspepsia, or TorpW Uver.Tr with Dyspepsia, or Iniliestina. av?" complicated your disease has b," greater the number end divtnity toms. No matter what tmr it h -J ww pirmisUolilrii lediral m will subdue It, if taken aoiinlm to? rtra, tnr reuannable lenirth nf t..,,.. nimil. onninlicatlons multiply and rL!: tlon of the Lungs, shin Liiseuscs, U n Rheumatism. Kidney Disease, or .it"l maladies are quite liable tn-t In ami. ,7 or later, induce a fatal termim!i n. Dr. Pierce's Clolden .nedlrai si eovery acta powerfully upon the LnT thn.uifti that irreat blood-purifying cieante the system of all blml-tamrsan , r purities, from whatever cause aristr,. i," equally emcaiious in aciiair ui,0 tin r,' neys. and other excretury iinrajis. ti-tcTz MMnfft lu..inir anil heftlinir th.-ip an appetuinir, restorative tunic, it w,JCiJ diirestion and nutritinthereliy buUW? tx.tb Ui-sh and strenirrh. Iu initlarwi -ij:? this wonderful me-licine bus rZ celebrity in eurinir Fever and Ame. Cha Fever, Dumb Aue. and kiii.inil Dr. Pierce's Goldeu 'Icdital eovery CURES ALL HUMORS, from a common Blotch, or Eruption, to a worst Scmrula. Miii-rueum. i Scaly or Kouyh Skin. In shnrt. aU cai,f cawed by bad blood are conquered tiji! powerful, purifyimr. and invur..ratic cine, (.treat Eating fleers rapidly heal c 1 Iw beniirn influence. Especially hasitii feste.1 its potency in curinif Tetter. Eo f En sipel29, Boils. Curbuncies. S .re Eyes, s.- I ulo-.is iiores and Swellings. Hip-Joint b " White Swellinifs," Goitre, or Thick F and Enlarged Glands. Send t.-n r-a , s stamps for a lanre Treatise, with er plates, on Skin Iinea-s. or the same . for a Treatise on scrofulous Affections. urnRTHE BLOOD 13 THE LIFT J Thoroiiirlilv elenn it by nslnsr Dr. Plerm (.oldcil lUeulcal Discover), an. r.,; ditrt-etioti, a fair ekin. buoyant spina, strvugth and bodily health will be estaiisa CONSUMPTION, v -ich Is Scrofula oftbe Lungs, isarr and cured by this remedy, if tanen ia earlier staires of tho disease. From to velous power over this terribly fatal diva when first offering this now world-tamel eily to the public. Dr. Pierce thought vrif of callinir it hia "t'o-NSCMPTiON I'rki," abandoned that name as too restm-tire a medicine which, from its wonderful ea bini-uon of tonic, or gtrenetheninir, aiter;t or biood-cleansinir. atiti-bilious. pe-toraiar. nutritive properties, is UiMiiuali-.i, nt o-t as a remedy for Consumpticn, but It a Cbrouie diseases of ihv Liver. Blood, and Lungs. Tor 'Wcalc T.unsn. Spitting of Blood. 5j. ness of Itreuth, Chronic Nasal Catarrb, Brj. chit:. Asthma, Severe CouRhs, and affections, it ia an efficient remedy. (old bv Dmgfists, ::t fl.OO, or Six Bofi" for 5.00. iV tend ten cents in stamps forDr.P!er': um k uu i.unsuniiiiun. Auuresa, World's Dispensary Kedlcal Asscciatisi, - CC3 Main St BTITAI.0,3.1 M Art VELOUS Wholly -nhkrt iflclat yiem. Art oU lrrtd In ue rradisc. R-coaiaieaar J Lj M ri Tvn. RU-b-rt Frot tho fi intitt, Hon. W. W A:or.Juda P Bn:vx L-r. Mtn r. etc c'I-JOf O'liimUa law jtUeat, tw.cUiia J')faCti.t Vale, JXt I nivm ry of Wu, ijj at eU.lf t to lea 'C. Pro?ex-tu 9-M rt rllOr". LoLsLiX-, 'J37 fiia At&. .n fort Trie Oreat Huraery of PERCIIERON HCR3ES. 200 Imported Crood iire OlCnoioestFainiliai. tARGlfl.vvBFju, aVU Aces, both Scua IN STOCK. 30O to 4UO m PORTED AM ALLT fiTni Krne. -11 rr n-'WJ with e-rt-n.1fnl w'.vrn :a J Ttjrfheron Sttid Bwkw. Th icrrrirTn IsTn-oB:-! biv.-ti of Kruaoo pm -ing a (tiid tKyk Lhst tuu Ji rj:'fxrt -nd tni'iH-fnwit of thr- Knrh (wtnui Sc:.i for l0- C(Talosiev i':utrtton by Urn M.W.DUNHAM, Wanna. DuPa.ce Co.. IllmaJa Cnrrur luteal llrJ.IX il.JMl fr.jiu uoiioi. UMU-.1 oy lj5-.1 "t circa l si rcn di.foilx H ir: . ti 4 V. It. Wist. 4 to 7 P. H.a.sim.Uvsloll .M AJnaa Vewar " iklaa. Se Nerve Bitter ul SO Cla. H.rt S--" is U. 11th aurailaa.la a.ya Sn i aJ l4T PENSIONS? tlSi HIV.ES fmnraved Kaoiuw S3-. M.Uea 4 ROOT BEEI f ala of .letk-l.Mia siiark- Hrw-s aa f t. ti C K. HlttE.S. a S. Dla. A'S.. ms.; I-EOULATB Bowel. Pun'T Blood. 0 Bars tl Blood Orannle. 2fc ; 5 Ik.vs. l X itntfj 3r by mail, prupaiil Da. Haiku. iskairui. ' n r ii v 1 1 1 h v ',. ... . j...,i.r. ram mm mm h . mm ai A i U t HO I U I lO, a year, pracuca S.cc- I so f-e. Write for circulars t-ri 'T, I.wTMcCrwilrliSea.WMbntM t STOPPED FSG rDc Q ISTflt I . .. T!" 7.7 ':.- Om, jfrianiJimaiimi wi.ii-- ' ' m. icmr, yt M jtjnmml. f". '".v I tmALLlSLS a taken Trel. Il-,l, i Tmaum an-l tr-jl I Fitpu ins. thrr r-ric e?i .7-1 1 iMitali.ui. ajv ArFU0TEDUNFO8TUtuJl A.ftar all others fall coosoi , S29 H.l5tk8L,blo-Csllowlua, Fii- lOyean evpemoce ia aU WPECI 4 1. aiaaratlv rrttores ihoaa sreakaned by 1 Hea.&c Call a write. Ad-oc. Ircttnu-y ademtiaL Hoaaa; ai a sv uUa.aadiaw; j EDICfiL OFFICES.' 808 5. Sanaa St., Phi:ia. Jj lto.J.H.&J.S.2:33,SA; Eataausliad so J'a" of all Svaaial RIrASK9 Of aclnditi(VARICOrt.E,Ete. Cl vhs1';- ,laS aired by a Craduata ol JcRenon i. oiCf la panaac. Hoers. to a, to AOCNT8 WANTED forths LI'JJl HENRY WARD BEECHB b, T.n. W tin, a- An,K..:l ..J ( OinP1. m. atl ha Ufa Wort troia the i vail.. 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