J High Priced Books. One of the most Interesting book tales that lias taken place for many years in London was that week of the large, choice and carefully selected library of the late Dr. Laing, of i-dm burgh, the well-known Librarian of the Signet Library, one of the most acute and indefatigable collectors of old Dooks ever known. Extraordinary prices were obtained, though not higher than the rarity of the works merited. The six days sale realized nearly A'1,000, and son.e wonderfully scarce works were disposed of. A copy of the first edition of "Don Quixote," with the author's corrected text, 6aid to be the finest and most perfect in existence (Madrid, 1008), fetched 1S9. A beau tiful two-volumed copy of the "Brevi- arium. Secundum Kitum Roman Ecclesia cum Calcndaris'" went for 93. It was printed at Venice in 1432, and only one other copy exists, that be ing In the National Library at l'aris. A "Biblia Latina," in the original oak bards with cover of stamped pigskin and quaint clasps, fetched S4 ; it was published at Xurcnibarg In 14.7. A 'Scotorum Ilistoria," by Hector Boece (1526), went for 71 ; it was the dedlca tion copy to James V. An edition of one of Calvin's principal works fetched 37. Only one ather copy exists, and that, an imperfect one, is in the public library of Geneva. The Bannatyns Club publications went for 200, and those of the Abbot.ford Club for 60 guineas. "Barbour's Actys and Lyfe of Robert Bruce, King of Scotland," a black letter, although imperfect, fetch ed 142. A magnificent copy, iu anti que red morocco, of Sir John Dairy-m-pie's "Institutions of the Law of Scot land" (Edinburgh, I6S1.) fetched 205. This was the copy dedicated to Charles II. and had the royal arms on each side. "A Quaint Manual for Commu nicants" (Edinburg, 15S1) fetched 71 and a first edition of "Robinson Crusoe" went for 31. A very rare black-letter tract, "Copie of a letter sent into Sootlande on the Arrival and Laniy nge aud most noble Marriage of rhilippe Trynee of Spain to Marye Queene of England," fetched 2S. ArchbUhop Hamilton's 'Catechisme' (St. Androus, 1532;, fetched 148. A first editiou of "La Fontaine's Fables," 101. One of the bargains ot the sale was an edition de luxe of the "Cabinet du Roy," con taining ninety-five nioet beautiful en gravings after the old masters. The arms of Louis XIV were cn the covers, and the copy is believed to have belong ed to him; it went for 31. The "Chronicles of England," by Machli nia. being badly preserved, went for 5 15s., although there is but one per fect conv. and that is in Lord Spencer's library at Althorp. A "Confession Fayth" (Edinburgh, 1501) fetched 82, Dr. Laing having paid 5 for it at the Cbalnier's sale. A copy of the Kil marnock edition of Burns (containing an autograph letter of Lockhart) fetch ed 90. A blackwood's "Martyre de Marie Royne d"Escoe" (Edinburgh, 1575;. a Eiathing invective against Elizabeth, fetched 9. Zachary Boyd's "Last Battel of the Soule in Death'' (Edinburgh. 1529). weut for 53. "The Earl of Bute's Botanical Tables" fetch ed 77. After twelve copies of this work had been printed, at a cost ot 10.000 the copper plates were destroy ed. For this copy Lord Bute's grand son paid 120 in 17S. A great num ber of the most valuable works were brought for Si-otlaud. Toxey. In it late fox hunt in Xew York, an old fox finding the dogs holdlug persist ently to all the windings of his trail, would have sped away to another hill or wood a mile or so off, auJ would have crossed newiy-ploughed fields, the tresh earth leaving no tell-tale scent! would have aken to traveled highways, where dust, and the hoofs of horses, and the footsteps of men com bine to obliterate the traces of his pas sage ; or have trod gingerly a'.ong many lengths of a fence, and then have sprung off at right angles with it to the ground, ten feet away; and. then, per haps, have run through a fltfcV of sheep the strong odor of whose leet blots out the scent of bis. These artifices be wilder and bailie the young dogs but only delay the elder, who know of old the tricks of foxes. Nothing can be more admirable than the manner of his working as he comes to the edge of the ploughed fiel J. He wastes no time in useless pottering among the fresh-turned furrows, but with rapid lopes skirls their swarded border, till, at a far cor" ner, his speed slackens as his keen nose catches the scent again in the damp grass; he snuffs it an instant to assure himself, then sounds a loud, melodious note, and goes ou baying at every lope until the road is reached. Along this he zig-zags till he finds where the fox has left it. ' Now comes the puzzling bit of fence. The old dog thinks the fox has gone through it; he goes through himself, but finds no scent there; puzzles about rapidlv, now trying this side, now that; at last he bethinks himself of the top, to which he clambers and there fiads the missing fail. But his big feet cannot tread the 'giddy looting' of the rail as could Reymrd's dainty pads, so down he goes and tries on, either fide for the point where the fox left the fence. Ranging up and down, too near it to hit the spot where Reynard struck the ground, he falls to recover the scent, tops, raises his nose and utters a long, mournful howl, halt vexation, half de spair. Now he climbs to the top rail further on and snuffs it there. 'Xo taint ol a fox's foot is here,' so reasons, 'and ha must have jumped from the fence between here and the place where I found it ; and acting on this logical conclusion be circles widely till he has picked up the trail once more, and goes merrily on to the sheep pasture. "Here, satisfying himself of tha character of this trick, he adopts tin same plan em ployed at the ploughed field, and, after a little, finds the trail on the other side and follows it to the hill, but more slowly now, for the fox has been gona some time ; the fi ost has melted, 'the moisture exhaling and the scent grow ing cold. The fox has long sinca reach ed the hill, and half circled it, and now hearing the hounds so far away, and so slowly ncaring, has bestowed himself on the mos?y cushion of a knoll for rest and cogitation. Here he lies for a half hour or more, but al ways alert end listening, while the dog draw slowly on, now almost losing tha trail on a dry ledge, now catching it In a moist, propitious hollow, till at last a nearer burst warns poor sly boots that he must again up and away. SCIENTIFIC. Comparative Value of Food. In a re cent lecture on the chemistry of food, by l'rotessor Church, some suggestive points or dietetics were well lirought out. Of all thcce.-caU, says Mr. Church, wheat yields the best bread. This is believed to be due principally to the character of the nitrogeneous matter or wheat. The main constituent is a fibrize, and it can be readily obtained for examination by making a little flour into dough with water, and then wash ing the starch out br means of a stream of water. There is then left a grayish yellow, tough, elastic mass, which is gluten. Speaking ot peas, beans, anu various kinds of pulse, it was pointed out how much more nearly the differ ent kinds agree in composition than the cereals do. The great draw hack to the use of vai ions kind of pulse is that they are so diffejent to digest. They are an excellent theoretical food, ac cording to analysis, but they are a se vere tax on digestion. Ut all ttie oeans none presents a better typical foU than the Soy bean. Lentils have been much spoken of lately as a good food. and. they undoubtedly approach to a good typical food, but they are bitter, astrin gent, and not easy of digestion. It has now come to be pretty well recognized that the food of a mail doing hard work should have flesh-formers to heat-glyers in proportion of 1 to 4 and that the food of a child should have i to i. iireau gives 1 to 1i where the keat-givers are more even than a child wants; so it is not a good heat by itself. 1'nlse gives (taking an average) 1 to 2'4'. which is far to small, lit these calculations heat-givers are reckoned as starch, i'otatoes give 1 to Jiiy ascording to the latest aualrses the old 1 to S being evi dently an error. Onion is 1 to 4, an exeellent proHrtion, though anions are not much iu favor as food. In looks ing at the relative values of flesh formers and heat-givers in foods, the actual amount of water mut not be forgotten. finwktrt will be startled to learn that a false amber can be produced to like the real that the most experienced eyes may hu dciivd. The genuine article is simply a fossil resin, and the imitators starting from that point have adoplad as the bitsis of their falsifications fresh resins, which they treat iu such a man ner as to give their products all the ap pearance and most ot the qualities ot the trua article. The most esteemc 1 specimens of the latter are producail on the coasts of the Baltic and come from submerged forests of piue, very similar to those now in being, which are in the state of lignite, that is toay, between the condition of coal anil that of peat. The amber accompanying this lignite is generally found in rounded masses, the form ordinarily assumed by oozing gums. The sub stance priucipblly used in the imitation article . s colophony (a resiu produced by the uecompoiiuoii of turpentine), but many other ingredients are maJj use ot to give it the requisite qualities. So perfeet is the imitation that the false anioer has the electrical properties of the true, and some ingenious producers have even managed to i mime into the substance foreign bodice, insects, etc., to render the rssemblence more striking, aud enhance the value accordingly Notwithstanding the accuracy of the imitation, means exist of readilydotoct ing the false lrom the true. Gauuino amber requires a heat c-f from 2H5 dog. to 2'JO deg. Centig. (543 deg. to 552 ilejj. Fahr.) to meit ir, while the spurious substance becomes liquid at a much lower temperature. Moreover, while the real ar;ic!e is only slightly attached after a very long time by ether and al cohol, the imitation rapidly loses iu polish In contract with these liquids, and soon become sott. With numer ous small pieces ol true amber, a lump of much greater value can be formed All that has to be done is to moisten tha surfaces to be united with caustic pot ash, and press them together while warm, when they prouuee a transpar ent and homoganeous lul-i. Eliclricity as on Ornament. M. Trou ve, who has recently utilized electricity for many moved purposes, has applied it now to trinkets and art.clescf orna ment. For instance, of two scarf-pins one has a heath's-head, gold or enamel, with diamond eves and an articul.ita J jaw: the other has a rabbit seated no- right on a box with a little bell before it. to be struck with two rods held in animals fore paws. An invisible wire connects these objects witb a small her-maticaily-closed batterv, the ebonit case of which is about the size ot a ci garette. It is kept in the waist coat pocket, aud acts only whn turned horizontally or inverted. Whan a per son looks a; the piu theowrer, slipping a linger into a is pocket, moves the bat tery, whereupon the death's he a 1 rolls Its eyes and grinds its teeth, or the lit tle rabbit -beats the bell with its rods. At'iirJunl of ornament is a small bird set with dimonds, to be fixed in a lady's hair, and the wings of which can be set iu motion electrically. Mr. WiUcn Float explains whv certain birds, like chickadees and robins, never tor-ageiu compact flocks, as do the spar rows and ether grain-eatingbirds. Their food consists ot insects, and hence they are compelled to scatter. Their natu ral gregarlousness, however, causes them to sound a note every now and theu, in older to keep within hearing. Woodpeckers do not call to each other while feeding, because their hammeing is sufficient. Mr. Flagg notices a sin gular fact in the association together, yat not in the same troop, of the downy woodpeckers and the chickadee. There seems to b a tort of affinity, ha says, between the small woodpeckers, the creepers and the chickadee. They do not join eompany, but keep within hear ing of one another from a sociable feel ing. When birds are grain-eaters, they go in large, close flocks, like the rod winged blackbirds, because their food is abundant. For the lliir. For falling out of the hair a lotion is prescribed composed of water of ammonia, almond oil, and chloroform, one part each, diluted with five parts of alcohol, or spirits of ro semary, the whole made fragrant with adrachmot lemoa. Dab it on the skin, after thorough friuiou with the hair brush. It may be used sparingly or abundantly, daily or otherwise. The bamw.aring af tars of Iran, if their lengths bs in any other direction than perpendicular to the line of mag netic north, tends to make tlisra mora ar less magnetic. Saltpetre is obiaiif-d in India by washing the rich alluvial soil with wa ter, and then evaporating tha clear so lution to dryness. An electric light for railway trains, to be run by a small dynamo-electric engine, driven by a belt from one of the car-axles, ii recommended. h ha been found by careful experi ment that cats bars a capacity superior ta all other animals far hearing sound Scientists maf Differ About the pathology of rhoumj'.ii-m. its origin acd whether it be liered tary, but irrefragable testimony i roves that when a tendency to it develops itself, Ho3tct:er's Stomic i IUtera is a reliable mean of subduing tuat tend noy. Some of the prescribed remedies for the dis ease are decidedly objectionable from the danger attending their use, others are utterly ineffectual, the best, the safest check is the B iters. This very obstinate malady, the more effectua'lv to overcome it, should be grappled with at the outset- Every one knows what terrible, what eeaseles pain it can inflict. Why then should this atrocious, often fatal com plaint be allowed to cam headway through in difference to it - earliest a niDtomi. when a safe, long tested and strongly recommended medicine presents it-elf. In addition to sug gesting this a means of relief it seems not in appropriate ti caution the rheumatic against exposure. AG RI CULTURE. The EvaroKATios op Fitrrr. Mul tituues of meu of great intelligence do not seem to understand the difference between cvaporjted and dried fruit They are almost incredulous when told that evaporated fruit sells at two and three times the price of dried, especial ly that which is dried in the sun. Yet such Is the fact. The demand for eva porated fruit is largely for export While the bright and beautiful color of evaporated fruit greatly recommends it to the consumer, it is by no means its chief recommendation. If it were so, sun-dried fruit might be bleached by sulphurous acin gas, or chlorine, to make it inquired after. Take oil peach es. for example, forty-eight hours be fore they are fully ripe; nry nai; ot them either in the suu, or in an oven, or dryer not philosophically construe ted, and the other half in a philosophi cal evaporator and the evaporated fruit will be found to contain from ten to fifteen per ceut. more ol' sugar than the dried; besides the flavor will be so different that any person can perceive the superior excellence -f tho evaporated.- Drying fruit is removing tut- na tural juices, either in the suu, in an oven, or in dry air. The outsida is dried first. Evaporating is removing the natural juices, while the frn;t is kept in air saturated with moisture. This is important to remember, if dis appointment at results Is to be avoided. To remove the natural juices whll ) the fruit remains in moist air, is ta convert the starch of the fruit into sugar witb great rapidity reducing the time of ripening from forty-eight to fiva or six hours. Tha heat of the chamber in which tha fruit is placed, the moisture evolved, the increased electrical cur rent, all tend to this result. Tj secure most perfectly the full flavor of evap orate fruit, the trays or hurdles must be placed in a hat air chamber heated by a furnace, a coil of hot air pipes or of steam. A furnace or stova with f ufllcient radiating surface to produce a ten.peraturecf from 260 ta 800deg. Fah. is all that is needed. The tray or hur dles is placed above it for about ten minutes, or until it is heated through. It is then elevated bv machinery or endless chains Ave inches and another tray of fresh fruit is shoved in the place ma le vacant. This operation is contin ued until the hot air chamber is tilled with trays, when the first that was put jn is ready to come out. Gcii.iv of Vi'i: ing. Sonio peoplo have a f&hiou of co:ifuing excellent nmedies with tha lartie mass of "pat ent medicines," aud in this they are guilty of a wrong. There are some ad vertised remedies fully worth all that is naked for them, aud one at least we know of Hop Bitters. The writer has had occasion to usa the Bitters in just such a climate as we have most of the year iu Bay City, and has always found them to be first-class and reliable doing all that is claimed for them. Ilksa as Geub Destkotbrs. The French peasants have a novel mode of feasting their fowls and at the same time destroying the common grubworm with which, in same districts, their land is literally 'alive' in early eprii.g, and of which the larmers there thus rid themselves : When the plowing is being done a coop or box is placed up on wheels and filled with advanced chickens and fowls, forty, filty or a hundred in each, and this vehicle is taken to the newly plowed fields and follows the open lurrows. The fowls are let out of the perambulating coop as soon as the ground is turned over for a given space, and they are quickly busy in gobbling up the myriads ol grubworms throtvn to the surface by the plow,gorging them-e.ves witb these rare pickings of which they seem in ordinately fond. The coop is moved on as the birds advance behind the plowman, and the fowls feed constant ly all day long la this way, devouring the grubs with intense gusto, and ap pearing never sail-tied so long as there is a stray worm in sight. Thus the French peasant clears his ground pre vious to planting very effectually from these destructive and pestiferous de vourers of tha root lings of tender plants. These grubs breed in countless numbers in the fislds of Normandy and Niveruais. At sunset the fowls voluntarily enter the trundled coops, and are thus returned to their home quarters, or aro kept confined until next duy for a continuance of this duty, which appears to be a rare enjoyment to them. Vegetine is nourishing and strength ening; purifies the blood ; regulates the bowels; quiets the nervous systems; acts directly upon the secretions, and arouses the whole system to action. Slaicuterixg Fowls for Market. Death by strangulation always pre sents a bad appaaranee, because the blood is instantaneously arrested, and, haviDg no eutlel to flow off In, it coagu lates in tha veins, presenting a swollen, dark appearance, This may take place to soma considerable .extent, when death is produced in any sudden man ner; therefore, the best way to kill fowls for market is to cut off (he muiu arteries by putting a small knife blade into the mouth or upper portion of the throat, and thus bleed them freely, holding them quietly until the strug gles cease. Poultry is Fitasce. A curious cal culation has been made and published In a French paper in regard to bens. It reckons the number of liei.s in France at 40,000,000, valued at $20,000, 000. Of these about one-fifth are killed annually for the market. There is an annual production of 80,000.60 chick ens, which iu market yield $20,00t.0U9. The extra value to be added tor capons, fattened hens and the like is put at $3, 200,003. The production of eggs is reckoned at 100 to each hen, which are worth $4S.C0J,O00. In all, it is reckoned that the value of hen, chickens aud eggs sold in the market of Franca amounts to $SQ,C0O,0uO. We hare no hesitation whatever in reccommending Vr ..Bull's Baby Syrup for children teething or suffering from Wind Colic, Diarrhtea or Lysntery. Kill tbe Pa iteks. One-third of all the cows kept by dairymen in the Uni ted Suites produce less milk than will pay their keep. These are simply a clod upon tha business, and were bet ter given away than kept. A cow that yields only 3,000 pounds of milk at five or six years old, should be got rid of as a panper that lives on your charity and refuses to work. Only heifers with the first calf ean be tolerated with so low a yield ; and the prospect la not favor able even with the heifer. She should yield 4,000 pounds the first season to offer much encouragement to keep her. Poultry houses should be warn. The drinking water should not remain frozen over. Keroseua should be poured over the perches. Father (to a son,' whoso school re pot ts ran low) "Charley, I see no Im provement In your remarks. I have spoken about this several times." Char ley "Yes, father, aud if you don't have a serious word with the teacher he'll go on this way forever." For diarrhoea, dysentery, blood-flux, cramps in stomach, and colic, whether affecting adults, children, or infants, Dr. Pierce's Compound Extract of Smart-Weed is a sovereign remedy. It Is compounded from the best brandy, Jamaica ginger, smart-weed, or water pepper, anodyne, soothing and healing gums. ' For colds, rheumatism, neural gic affections, and to break up fevers and inflammatory attacks it is invalu able and should be kept In every house hold. Fifty cents by druggists. DOMESTIC. Wet Feet. The season of tbe year has arrived when wet feet are usual, to say the least, resulting in various forms of disease, indeed, it is probaoie that more colds are produecJ from cold and wet feet after the debilitating influ ences of the extremes of cold aud heat, then from any two other causes com bined. This results from the unusual exposure of our children in their favor ite amusements on the ice and snow These are often so active and violent as to produce perspiration and consequent weakness, predisposing ta colds. The discomforts which might ordinarily be observed, and heeded, under these ex citing circumstances, are often unnotic ed. The danger is when in tha quiet of home, when fatigue hss prepared the way, and when id a hot room, the body in perspiration, when these cold and wet feet disturb the circulation and the equal temperature of the body. And when we remember that the foundations of consumption are laid in the thoughtless days of youth, the more alarming symptoms appearing with girls, fiom seventeen to twenty-five, it becomes the duty of a mother to see that her daughter looks after her feet on returning from skating, etc., secur ing comfort. Tub Christian I'niun tells how a fish chowder should be made, as follows: Put into the pot in which the chowder is to be made a lew thin slices of nice, sweet, salt nark. Let them fry on tha bottom of the pot till brown, then put on a layer of fish (coil or haddock is tha best), then a layer of sliced potatoes and onions, another of fish followed by one of potatoes until there is as much as will be required. Use the onlans iu such proportions as will best suit the Usteof all. Sprinkle over salt and pepper or boil a red pepper; but rem ember that the salt pork will be almost enough salt for seasoning th whole. When all ready, pour water enough to cover tha whole, and let it boil twenty minutes. Just before taking up wet a tablespoonful of flour in seine milk or more, according to the quantity of fish and pour in to thicken the chowder a little. Put pilot bread, or slices of bread, or crackers, round the bottom and sides of the turuen, then dish and serve hot. Clam chowder may be made from this receipt. Coughs. "Eruicn'i Vroachial Tro ches" are used witn advantage to alle viate Coughs, Soke Throat, Hoarse ness, and Bronchial Affections. For thirty years these Troches have been in use, witi niuiually increasing favor. They are nut new and untried, bur, having been tested by wide and constant use for nearly an'entire gen eration, they have attained well-merited rank among the few staple remedies of the age. How to Make Good Coffee. There aretwo thing which thould be well considered; first the eoffec pot should be well washed and rinsed.-- Some housekeepers leave the grounds and cold coflee ia the coffee pot from day to day ; when they want to use it they only rinse out the grounds. This hab it Is a very poor one as it wears out the coffee pot and in a short time spoils the coffee. Second, always measure the amount of water; have a tin dipper or ome dish that will hold just enough water, use it every time, it will save tfaste, for every hotisewifa knows howumch coffee her family consumes, she can tell how nrich water ta use. I have tried making coflee by every le cipe I ever saw, 1 have made it with cold, warm and hot ater; I have soak ed, boiled and steeped it, but the only way that I can rocommed i, for every two cups of coffee take a tablespoon of good, lresh, ground coflee, put it in the coffee pot and pour on two cups of boiling water, set it on the stove, as oon af It comes to a boll remove, let It stand two or three minutes and it is ready for the table. This is the only way I can get clear, good coffee. The price ot soap Is rapidly ad vancing. A year's supply of Dob bins' Electric bought now at old price will be a very judicious pur chase. Fried Chickex and Creav Gravy. Dress a couple of plu:np spring chick ens and cut them in pieces; wash well but quickly, and sprinkle each pisce with pepper and salt and roll in plenty of flour. Put soma slices of salt pork n a frying pan and when tha fat is fried out remove tha pork and put in the chickens. Cook until each piece is a fine brown on both sides, covering them well and watching carefully that they do not bum. When doue ar range them on a hot platter. Pour a pint of milk part cream is better into the frying pan and when it boils pour in a spoouful of corn starch or flour mixed smooth witb a little milk. Sea son to taste with pepper and salt ; throw in a little chopped parsley; stir con stantly and when tha gravy boils turn it over the chicken, winch should be kept not. TiiTT If your coal fire is low, throw on a tablespoonful of talc, and it will help it very much. A little ginger put into sausage meat improves the fiavur. In boiling meat for soup, use cold water to extract the juices. It the meat is wanted for itself alone, plunga in boiling water at once. You can get a bottle or barrel of oil off any carpet or woolen staff by apply ing dry buckwheat plentifully and tail h fully. ver put wattr to such a grease ?lot, or liquid of any kind. Any person having a bald head and failing lw see the benelit to be derived from the great petroleum hair renew er, Carboiine, as now improved and perfected, in the face of the vast num ber of testimonials from our very best citizens, is surely going it blind. Coffee and for Sick Peksoss. A medical exchange says that lite can be snstalned by the following when noth ing else can be taken : Make a strong cup of coflee, add boiling milk as usual ODly sweetening rather more; take an egg, beat yolk and white together thor oughly; boil the coffee, milk and sugar together, and pour it over tbe beaten eg in the cup you are going to serve it in. To Repair Cracks is Walls. Equal parts of plaster of Paris aud white sund. such as is used in most families for scouring purposes, mixed with water to a paste, applied Immediately and smoothed with a knile or flat piece of wood, will make the broken place as good as new. The mixture hardness quickly, so- it is best to prepare but a small quantity at a time. To mend iron ware take sulphur 2 parts and fine blacklead 1 part. But the sulphur in an iron pan over a fire until it melts, then add tho lead, st'r well, then po'.ir out. When cool, break into small pieces. A sufficient ouantitr of this compound being placed upon the track of the ware to be mended, can be soldered by an iron. Some Ways or Utilizixo Cold Roast Beep. Meat that is to be hash ed or used on a second day ic any way, wouia always De mucn better ir tbe slices were cut from the joint or large piece as soon as it leaves the table and soaked in the gravy of the dish until the next my. Graham Paste. Mix lightly one pound of Graham flour with a pint of thick, sweet cream ; add salt, roll thin and bake as other pastry. TP TIT TV Smnn U n salt rmriTs. u.." 7.. one ma. or .n. p.'. a-'oo, Asta- ?,i i- ,'.n J? UlL HPBCTOK.txr, walch will. In all cases, arr-jrj upevly relief, and In cioU, eQsct a specdf turn. . . i , , , HUMOROUS. A Ready Wit. E verybody has heard of tho ready wit of Douglas Jerrold. The following are a few specimens: At a club of which Jerrold was a mem ber, a fierce Jacobite and a friend as tierce for the Orange causa were argu ing noisily and disturbing less excita ble conversationalists. At length the Jacobite, a brawny Scot, brought his fist down heavily "upon the table, and roared at his adversary : "I tell you what it is, sir i spit upon your King William !" The friend of the Princa ol Orange rose and roared back to the Jacobite : "And I, sir, spit upon your James II!" Jerrold, who had been listening to the uproar in silence, here upon rang the bell and shouted : "Walt er, spittoons for two!" At an evening party, Jerrold was locking at the dancers, when seeing a very tall gentleman waltzing with a remajkably short lady, ha said to a friend near: -'Humph! there's the mile dancing with the milestone!" Xo Moke Hard Times. II you will stop seiidiiig so mugh on fine clothes, iuxt i ioi! and style, buy good, healthy food, cheaper and better clothing; get more real and substantial things of life every way, and especially stop the fool ish habitof employingexpensive, quack doctors or using so much of the Tile humbug medicine that docs you only harm, but put your trust in that simple pure remedy. Hop Bitters; that cures always at a trifling cost, and you M ill see good tim-js and have good health See another column. "Ve'll have a Famines." A speci men of the genus free lunch fiend en ters; coat threadbare and greasy, hat among the tiles that have seen better days, boots down at the heels, "cheek" prominently displayed, happiness great hunger greater, irnpecuniosity great est. The "fiend" proceeds with cau tious step to the lunch counter and gorges himelf with noodle soup, oni ons, sausages, fried liver, pork and beans, sauerkraut and Lim burger cheese, grabs and pockets a handful of wooden tooth-picks, reads the morning paper, and steps up to the bar. Leaning over it, he gazes for some time at a bot tle of seltzer, mistaking it for a barom eter. Addressing the German bar keeper, he asks : . 'What does tho weather indicate?" "Oh, aboud den cends." Do you think we'll have rainf" "Veil," glancing at the well-cleared lunch counter, ''no, I dinks ve'll have a famines." An old fellow who has a son just en tering juvenile society, mada a terri ble mistake the other night. A note was laU at his plato which read: "Miss . So. street requests your company Tuesday evening." He com bed his bald bead aud weut there. A little girl ushered him into the parlor. "Is Miss in?" said he. "Yes, that is my name," said the girl, "isn't John ny coming to-night?" Johnny was his sou. It all occurred to the old h;an in a moment. He thought Miss was an older sister. He wiped his bald head, took his hat and said : "No, Johnny has the cholera infantum. Just called to tell you he couldn't be here." Aud the old party weut out and kicked himself. Xo Oiasce Befoke. A bridal party i approach the hymeneal altar and the clergyman proceeds with the service. "Wilt thu, Mary, take," etc., he inquires. "Xaw!" is the reply. "What!"' cries the good pas tor; ''if you didn't want to marry this gentleman why didn't you say so soon er? W hat made you wait till tbe mo ment of the ceremony?" 'Because, sir, you "are the first per son that has condescended to ask my advice or consentment in the matter." Laua (with novel) "Oh, if this talc were only true and I were tha heroine!" Kate "What!" with her persecutions, her misery?" Laura Ah, but then, - dear, remember, she does get a husband, after all." Varruoi cn House. K i.r.ir,u, X. C. 1 have used Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup for my children, servants and myself, and think It the golden remedy. Mrs. Dr. Blackwell. A grocer had for his virture obtain ed the cane of the "Little Rascal." A stranger asked him why this appella tion was given him. "To distinguish me from the rest of my trade," quoth he, "who are all great rascals." Ax honest old lady In the country, when told ot her husband's death, ex claimed, "Well, I do declare, our troubles never come alona ! It ain't a week since I lost my best hen, and now Mr. II has gone, too, poor man !" A Germax, being asked how much saur kraut he had put up for winter use, he replied : "i'se not got much; little more as ten barrel, shust for sickness. "I xxow a victim to tobacco," said a lecturer, "who hasn't tated food for nearly thirty year." "How do vou know he hasn't asked an auditor. ''Be cause tobacco killed him in ISiO. A cniXAMAK thus describes atrial in our courts : One man is silent, another talks all the time, and twelve wise men condemn the man who has not said a word. A young gentleman advertised for a wife, through the Chicago papers, and received answers from eighteen hus bands, saying that he could have theirs. A iiother advised her daughter to oil her hair, and fainted flat away when that damsel replied, "Oh no. ina, it spoils the gentlemen's vests." The school-boy who swallowed his slate pencil has since thrown up the sponge. The druggists' song "A light in the window for thee." Advice to the orgau hunted. "Buy off' your Buttercup." A kiohtmare Is a sort of cap a pie arrangmeut. To the sluggard, every year is sleep year. Highway men Elevated Railway Companies. A crack company A gang of burg lars. Ttacr la Notion- Certain except death, and tliat is now rendered ex bemely uncertain by the discovery of an abso lutely certain cure for the most painful of all bodily ailments. Piles, lor 3 000 years, qnackl and medictl men have rivalled each other in tortunn; the miserable sufferers by that ter rible disease with all manner of harbarotu, ig norant Ind useless nostrums and devices, and might still hare gone on for a thousand more years but for the dincoverr of anskesis by Dr. SUsbee. We seldom pnfl such things, but any man or woman who has ever suffered the apny of files, will tbsnk us for calling at tention to an almost infallible rem - dy for this dreadful disease. 00,000 afflicted sufferers tertiry to its unpa railed virtues. Doctors of all me lical schcols endorse and use it. It is at once the tr.nmph and admiration of the age; simple, safe, prompt and permanent, it relieves pain at once, supports and oom-prea-eg the tumors and ultimately cures the worst cases or Piles, no matter of how Ions; Handing. Absolute infallibility is not possi ble, but medical science baa nothing mora nearly so than "Anaies:." It is the discovers of Dr. & Bilsbes.an accomplished chemist and practicing physician, after 10 years' study and txper.ence. Samples of ' Anakesis" are sent tree to all sufferers bv P. Neuetaedter & CO. Box 3916 New York. Sold by druggists everr hem Price tLOO per box. A Word of Cautiox. Simmons Ui-rr Regulator or Medicine manufact ured by J. II. Z.'Iilu & Co., like all tiui'a'-d and rxVy valu.iblo ait'cles, ins nnt with a degree of annoyance from impostjra and mercenary adven ture's. The popularity and world-wid fame of the Regulator has Induced un principled parties to place spnrious compounds called by some garbled pArt of our title or nam 3 in tha market. A majority of these enterprises have died a natural death, but others are periodi cally cropping ont. To those who have not yet learned the great worth ot the Regulator this word of caution Is nec tmary. To the invalid It may be a question of life and death. Ask for Simmons Liver Regulator, and look for the signature of J. II. Zoilin A Co., and the large red Z. on their clean, white wrapper. Accept no colorable imita tions or substitutes however plausibly recommended. A Darius; rraak. Some medical students in Baltimore planned one day recently a daring freak, which miscarried only by a mere chance. They went up to the top of the Washington Monument, about five o'clock in the evening, when It was fast growing daik, one of them "wear ing an extra coat, another an extra pair of pantaloons, and another carry ing also a pair of old boots and other material concealed, with which to man ufacture the effigy of a man. They quickly did their work, in fact almost too quickly, for their design had been observed by several people on the street below, whose presence on a corner at tracted the sfertion C the kefi.tr. Appretend'.ng that a uaAedy was im pending, he rushed to the top of the .-halt, where he was at first startled by seeing a pair of boots hanging over the parapet, and near by a slow match burning. Ou closer examination, how ever, he discovered the trick, which had been artfully planned. 1 he enlgy bad a rope about its neck, an end of which was tied to the lightning-rod. Anoth er cord was around the waist of tfce fig ure aud to this the slo w-match had been attached, which, when it had burned the eord, by the time it had grown quite dark, would have caused the figure to slip over tbe parapet and left it for Sun day morning, hanging a tcrifying spectacle to all good folk on the way to church. What's In a Masse? The old gentlemen who patrouize the swell dinners in Washington rarely ever analyze the features which make Ihem so happy. That is, there are few real scien tific gourmands such as one wouiu rcauiy find in Englaud, where dinner-giving has been for centuries a mere occupation for a certain privileged class. Indeed, it was only the oilier evening that one of the ol dest of Washuigtju's dinner-givers con fcaed ignorance of the very name of one of the commonest wines upon the course of a swell dinner. This gentleman was one of the Justices of the Supreme Court "Be tween you and me," said he, in confiden tial chat with an old legal friend. "I don't know wine half the time from cider, except from its effects." Said his friend, also an ancient diuer out, "I confine myself al ways to champagne and buck. I know no other wines." "Let me relate a good joke upon my self," said the other. "What was that ?" "I was in Paris, several years ago, and while there I was very handsouie.y enter tained. We had some dinners there that were dreams. I remember one dinner, given by the Marshal President, where there were a great many very choice winas, One pleased my taste so that I called a waiter aside and' asked him its name. He told me, but 1 did not get the pronuncia tion very well. When I had returned home that evening, my grown-up son, who was with me, asked ine how I enjoyed the dinner. I told him about this new wine that pleased nie so." "What was the name of the wine, father " "Shattoocekim."' 'My b.y laughed. lL'hatait I'moj,' guess you mean, father. You have ctme a long way to discover a wine that you have had ou your own table at home upon every occasion when you have given a swell diunci." Ir Ton are Dyspeptic BooHandt German Bittm$ will care jua. Ir Yonr Liver is Disordered nooflanii Ger man JittUrt will set it anjeht. Ir Ton Would Enjoy flood Health Take Uoofiawtt Utrtnan Js liter M. It Troubled with Constipation, take Bocf and ' Henna Bitter. HietkriTs Tetter OuUment Will core every orm of Te.tor. Foa Prapi-ss on tha Face, nse BlesktlTi Tat tr Ointment. VEQETINE. Thought She Had Consumption. Had all (he Syniploms. VEGETINE CURED HER! ToaosTO, Sept. it, lsrs. Ma. H. R. Stevbvs: mt. Tflree txx lea of Vegstlne he glvn me eoini 1- te r- ln-t rr m piln and anx elr as to mr future, and I de Jre t .add n j l-siliub 1 .1 lo lis mvr.ts a, p-ovt-n In mj iper.eac -. For mora ihm a e r pn-vlnu lo June of theprea.-nt fear, I wu articled with t-o&rp vain ttir.-ivu U;e t h.i and s-.ouMcr : 1 uuder.lood tiies to be symptoms cf 'u3Uuipt;o:i, a-l the itnxl-'ty re-uling- ir m tills lie wt gn-d d w n upod me. I rapdiv 1 st d so. color, spirits, memory aod . tiengia; I became ei- uv hult ensluve toex posu i, and waicoustanil7 taking- co.d wblcb re-ulutl in arute caixrrh an cough. A frt-nJ re o nm nle.l your Wg-euue, luua just being adrer- isrd. and alter u.ung' mre bottles, lnu five ir 'in all :o, sad to-day I am well and a-, ttul of lun Ufu. If this may b the means it In melng- an? fule. ln IUj distress lo g-l I ke relief. 1 suall not regret havuijf told tuj otury. lam.slr, vours rrie:uiu. IU. WM. ClIIIRCniLL, sis Wilton ATeane. VEGETINE. Was at Last Relieved of Fain. JSOT BY DEATH. BUT CURED BY VEGETINE. Toaoirro, ODL. Oct. X ISTS. Mr. H. R. Srmm. vest sir. 1 have suffer 4 f"m a pito in th email ot the ki t for Wis last nrtr-en years, and people railed i Lambigx 1 f no I out th .t j Kidnejs wer? effected, anl used medicines pre crtned by doct rs. all of wlcU did me liltlfl 5L A tr end adns -d me to t-y :et n. I Hi, and ner aMag threw bo lies I f.iuad mv--euqul e relieve lot pun. all tarjuh lakiiur your valuable medic no. Your tru r, . . H. .EM rrn. as Dorsot Street. VEGETINE ' PREPARED BT II. B. STEVES. Boston 91ms. VegeEbie is Sold bj All Druggists. a GENTS WANTED FOR A TOUR ROUND THE WORLD 1L BY GENERAL GRANT. PRXOXJ ONIjY 0 This Is the fastest -selling boo ereTpubllshe 1. and the onlr complete and authentic Hintorv of brant s Travel, send for clrcul .rs containing a full description of tha wor aad our extra Urms to agents. Address National Fdbusbiss co Philadelphia, Pa. pIHHSTLVAWIA MTIITABT ACArHVY.CW tsr. Pa. .reopens J.arr7. Civil niirinc. 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Taksvaathaav Bu.aa Craw 'X temi m HfBi IWvrp-s KMaaja g tsaaetftsri. AsaFiaas. iis SX T- C ai as sSisH'. aad tiiaair BLvaauasa as 1 a, last. I iffms Ki.'Sj'H Sca4 far r. S REWARD C.ti.tl, l:-tiinj, or l?Urrart lUrtrrt UrRints' liU Hrmrdy fnilnlocurt. liv iniruaHliate r-iif. ctuvs caws of Irmg rarHlinB im 1 wrk. rnimn.n wnw i iwiv - Trr A w prmtwl if in ! a "1 mr m P. MUfrr'l in-atm. H I S ban v Sold bvalidrnisrul Prove. &TW. a. pnt sr buu j . r inin. M. l.. cue. Tenth sad Arc 8u p. IK YOU WiiL I.O BE PKOPERLT suiied with bpectacics. appljr or DR. X. C. OPAT. Optician, its a. 1 ' EL.ri 11 street, PaiUdelp ila. Pa. c.-riespoud to dnhnsen's Amvlrne T.lnfmerit win post. ttveiy prevent th'.s terrible d, souse?, md will posttlrelj- cure nine ca- in ten. Infmmatton tnat will save many lives sent free by mill. liiit d. lay a moment. Prevention la better uaa cure. Sld everywhere. I. B. JOHSSOX A CO., Bawcor, Hex THE SOLE QUESTION! !. ht i-hall w tin to r-rBerrs h-a'th Our ana T- r it: he-p wr feet trarm, Js ar.il lies from rooJOitieni, br w-t-irins a p r ol JOU.NaOK'S SILK ISOI.K3. B'lrft- thin.ars ea..ilv worn in the osnf any pera,wnh great r. nif.rt. Aeente warms every wh.re. Imo! metiea I y writti-jr. for it. Snaiplw by nsil fvr A cents. stt tite oi shoe worn. I. W. JOHNSON, K3 Am it., PkiladeiDhia, Pa. Trias anrawertac aa Mnnknml will safer a faver apea the tdvertaeranS the PeWtdOT ky atal ia thai tkay saw Uk Aal. aarviacaaral la (aiia Iwiul, aaaalaa; tfca tMar. C AGENTS WASTED T T FORTES OMPLTTTE JLTLoME aji'si ift i a isvvro wttmn mxew sums' TU Morn It Hv-vlth. ftantr. ork, Amaimnt, M'tWrhcr, M"tiT (! Di pffidin(S ar ail i 1 am.ti, I . r.ulai.slu aaftai la t.. It a eltriT flmlt .th Ii afeskaMamtlM style, ft; It of piaffaaw ai.a wu. t it; .itti)ii ioiori : tiBt o'.i,ii ftp, toned P?-r. r !'- ttn1 tiBt o'.i,ii tp. toned a"--r. r !'- ttnfii'if, tn-1 low rfv thi- work t BOl'XDTO M4TTa1 aV Jf IHM.SaK MaVI.l' ta'.. (A.. a- Ifka it hat m-mmrn Wot in: 4 cr'ption and Ttra frai. ri'-aa .t.MH lM COs PhlaJ.latm. ray. S I O 3NT 1 3 X H3 JEL is toe oil i:eilanl -i ncemrsted Lve for FAM ILY 8AP M AKIN4. Lnrei-M.W accompany each can for uiakini; Hard. Soft and Tolle-t Soap quickly. It is lull weight and strength. ASK FOR SAPOiVIFIliJIl AKDTAKS SOOTH IE. MANrFACTCBID IV TBI PES'A SALT JIASIF'U CO., Pbllaw EXODUS T tha ba laad. la tha bast e!!stta. wttta tbe heel aurkata. aad aa IBS bam terns, a.or.1 to llos of K J. 3,000,000 ACRES Btalaij la tha Tiiata RED RIVER VALLEY OFTHE NORTH. wi Isasj Suaa, la prtaae aad saay paratteta, raauaJatwaSi rah barnuttoaaalled free. A palp bt O. A. McKIM LAY, Land Com'r, S. X. at X. st'r. ttc rami. Slna. irNMfHTlEElS KIAAT.. fc SOT BV 2 I muni wuiJFKjfri 0 IpONCTBUfirarAM V as OiPHT FJ1A H imi ri mill Stri St. 1 1 ni Dr. Fierce's Golden Medical Dlsenverr . eommon Bl.lch, r 1 m d 1 e YaTi e. i?? JI- M Kaach !., ""' Sl'dj.'ealS elaaaSTtlir: purllvinr, and mvlron&nr mivSfS CM b !ailVilIlat Jl-or. ' JLTaTml Zrr- Ball. O, lU bodyl t'et'SJJS1 ysllowi-h-brow, ed -laaaa. awauiBanv Tf aita BwelUas, CoiLre ar TaicM ihoVed wltaTuerrrre.ayfo"1 - " vsaaw h Bwroneniuav I , cures, SZ5tl.-nJl "hZxitZ'ZZ oarlT stares ef Caa. treatost medical discovery of tap aj- by drggjat Phyticiaa prouounco It its aeedk atv m v v 5 aa'Iinia9laBf aaas nsifc. KaafA ar ss tst taAa pom. HEALTH ISWEftLTH. Eeaftl of Eoily is ealtli of UTeI Eaifafs Sarsapiaa Mm Tun Wood makes srnnd t!h, strong vne lQj a e ear akin. If yoo would have your fl-sa arm, yaor bones asond. without caries, and y ;iren rJoiton filr.uee flsvd way's aaraaparllliaa aTsrateful. recognition. Te cure a anoxic or low sttoisi nri. kt truly a vtatory In the healing- srt: tiat n-a,o, lae newer tbt cl-arly :oerns Dsrecr and s plies areiswdy; thit r-stor-i step by stp t, degrees the body whlca kas e. en elowle n. tacked aal weakened by n ta,diou.-t -iiieas,, not only cemmaiids our respect but deaervej our m'i'ole- Dr- R1WJ has iumih-i mn kind wHS that wonlertiil remedy, Kadwap'a eVaraaparllllaai KaaalvaaA waica .-e-irn-piisbea tht result, and suffenif sumanttT, who drajr out an exta'nce U pain aad dt-ien-e. throiKrh bn days aad lan? niKOta, owe bia their gratituuo." iawawi Mtatmgtr. FALSE AND TRUE. - We extract from Pr. Fadwayt "rsattss o disease and Its Cure," as follows: List at Dlseaaee Caved ky Eatlway's SarsesarilliaH Wmlml Chroalo 81 Dlsews. rartes of the Bone, Humor In the Blood. Scrofulous C: n Bed or uunainrsj Haditof Bod-. sypMUs and Vetie rel. Fever Sores. hroolc or old ITeers. s4:t Kbeum. Rickets, Waiia swellliie. St-a; i He -.-t, Uterine Aifecttons. Laakert. liliai.uiar we;i. lnr SCd. Wislln? and Decay of the clr. Pimples and Woieaes, Tamors, byrp-Ii. Ki'j. nev aid Bladder Dlweaaas, :bri KU. u-natJiia and out. O nsurrp'los, tirvai and Caicnloa Deposits, sn-J varltties tbe aBo-c03 plalms to which somstlinM are f.ven siieclo js 'ntnes. We a-sert that there Is so kaown retnev teat possesses the curative power ow tbcae dis eases th tt KaswaVs Kssulvsst fnrnw s. It cures, i-tep by step, rnrtly. from the fonda. tion, and restores the injured rn- to t: eir sound condition. The wa.lessf lite b-exiy ara staapal mmt siaaltby stlaaxt la up. wlloo) ta the ayatam. trma k:ch new ma terial f formed. Tils is the H-t co rertive p-erot RadwaVS Rlsolvsxt. Id cases whe s ibesTstetn has been rallvated aid Mercirv, Quicksilver. Corrosive 8ul)!lmais have ao nm. lated an-1 become d-'p-wsd in the bones, joints eto. , eauslnf cr1es or thett.es, rlcke-s. solsjl cnrvatur,cont-jrll.ins. white swel.ln-.-i. van eo?e veins, etc.. th Saksipiriluik will resolre away those deposits aa I expertaloMa the virus of the disease from tbe system. c If tboso who are taking the medflne for the cure of C'bronlo. scr. Yulotis or Syphilitic di. exses, however slow m ly b-t the cure, "leel bet ter," and find their general health improving, their nh aad welgrit increasing, er even k- e lnif Its own. Is a sura tig a thtt the cure pr-v gresstmratla these dlieases the patient eituer ret better or wurtetht vlrui of the ill-a-ase I not Inactive; ft not arrested and drtv- n trna the bloM tt win spread and continue to n ar mtna tne constitution. As soon ss the Sak-a-ria llia make' toe patient f.-el be; ter." every hour you will irrow better aad Increase In heal'.li, BlrenfUi and flesh. OVARIAN TUMORS. The retrial nf the tumors bv RtD-rirs Rsolvstt Is now bo certainly euibiuhed tr.al wb t was on-e co-isidere.1 almo t mlricu;. n-i s now a coTimon recotfnlz-'d tict bv ail pail -a. witce-s the canes of Uaur.ah P. Ko p;i Mrs c. Krapf. Hr. J. II. Jolly and Mrs. P. D. Hend-tv. Cubilahel In our Ainunac for 1ST9: alw that ut rs. . 8. B bbins. ia tho present edition of oar "False anl True.' On Dollar war BoMla. MINUTE REMEDY. Only requires minutes, not hoars, to relieve pain and cure acute disease. Ridwas Ready Relief, In from one to twenty m Inn tea, never filsto rll?T PArN wtta one tborMitrn app'le ,u-n. No m(.tfr how violent or rxcruci:tf tlie i ala tke HUBCMTIC, BeO-rWlden, Inilrm. Or Nervous. Neuralg"!, or p'o-vrti with d.sev- mar Buffer, RADAVb KUAOT KUE? wlU afford iiuiWit se. InflgmiutlOB of thm Kidney, Inflamm ttm of th Bladder. IrflaranBritloii of tho itowtla, Conct1oa of tho Kuocs oro Throt, Difficult Broathlmf. PalpiiAtfon of tho Meitrt, Uvtort. Croup liphtiir, Cotsftrrh, loflueiuuk, Hea4lach.Tothr.chs NouraUclo Khfaramthmp fold 4'hillav Am) Chill, ChilblAio-k. rrot tscss Bra i . Summer Complaint-, Couch. Cohl, sprain. Pains In ttto Cheat. Bok or lilmfre, nxo luatsUktij rol-ovo! FEVER AND AGUE. Fever and Airne cured for ?1fty C r.t. There Is not a remedial agent In the wr Id that will cure Fever and Ag"je, and all ciu. r JlaUrlous Bilious, warier, 'l yphol.l. Yellow an I oiber lover (ald.-d by KuwitS Pilu) so quick as Badwav's Ksaov Enutr. It will lu a :ew moments, when .en accord ing to directions, cure Crnmpa, Spasms, S-iir Dtomacn. Ueartbam. Sick lleadm-he. Ilarr!ue t. Dysenterr, OUc, Wind la tho Bowels, aad ad InUMiui Pains. Trave ers iliould alwavs carrv a Dottle of Rad "av s Kst Kaur waa ttiero. A r r dmps In wa er will prevent sl.-knes r- - 'rorn cbaneo of water. It Is tx-'W-r luu rreu.1 br tnilyor blltera as a stimulant. MtaaraaaHl Lniubernes should always oe provided won il CAUTION. AH remedial agents capable of destrnrin? Ufa hy an overlo-e Bhoull be avoided. If rpulne. opium, strychnine, arnica, hyosclamns, and other powerful remedies, doe at certain t:m-a. In very sma.l do-ws, relieve lh patient dartinf their act ion In the svtem. But perhaps ths second dose. If repeated, may aifravw and in-cre-L-e Uie s iSerluir. and anotoer duse ca ise deaths There Is no neceSKltv for tiling the QDCertala a;en's when a pisltlve remedy liks Kadwv s Kbadv Riuir will stop tbe m -at ex. craciatlny pal a quicker, without entailing Uis laast dliBcuity In eltaer Infant cr adulL. THE TRUE RELIEr. Rapwav s Ksadv hn.:xr Is the only-remedial afent in vofrue that wiu instantly stop pain. Fifty Cewia per Battle, f Radway's Regulating Pills. Ffr Psrvaltvet. KoAthlna- A res r I. awta. Aet wiib.nt Pain. Alwaya Ualla. la aad Natural In tlaelr Upcratlsa. ATEGaTABLK SUBVSTITCTK FOS CALOMEL. Perfectly tasteless, el?intly roa d with sweet KUm, purge, reumte, puriry. eleansa and stn-ngihen. Kaowav s Pills, for the euro of all disorders of the s omai-h. Liver, lowels. Kidneys B ud der. Nervous D. Besses, lleaili he. ,f,siinn. t'ostlvenea. Inllfrestlon, IiyspereiU, Bllloa!k am, raver, innainmauoa of tue Bowels. PUea, and all derang-ements of tho Internal vis- era. Warranted to effect a perfect cure. Pnrerv ae. etaoie. conialuuig no mercury, minerals or del eterlous druirs. l- or.servs the followinr symptoms reiralt Inir from Dlseasrs ot the Piwrestivu tnrnj- v.n stlpitlon. Inward HI -s. Fullness of the Blood lr7 nr-i. Aciuuy oi tue t-itnacn. susea Heartburn, DUgugt of Food, Fullnes or Weight In the St.macu. r-our Kructa lons. fJlnklnzor Fluuerltifr at the Heart, ClioklD.it or Mufferlntr 8-nsatlons when In a ljln? posture, Dtmnessof Vision. Dots or Webs before the BUbl, Fever and Dull Pa:n In the Head. Deaclencv of Per-eplra-li-nj Tellownessof me Skin and Eye. Wjjn In the Side. Chest. Limns, anil Sn.iiiii inheha Of Heat, Burnlnv la the Flesh. arewauses or kaowav b pills win free tha system fruin all the above-nam ed disorders. rrlea, 83 Casta par Baa. SOLD BT DKCbUISTa EAD " FALSE ADD TstTJE.o Bend a letter stamp to RAD AT at CO.. Ho. i WARHtN, cor. CHLKUH at. Sew TbrZ InformaUoa worth thousands will bo sent you. CHfiS. G. ELATCHLEY, xanurjciurer or D LATCH LEY'S 1 STANDARD PUMPS, lCf Occnple. Jan. 1st. i tub SPACIOCS WABEHOOlfS. 308 3IARKET Street. PHILADELPHIA. Ptock the 'a-gest, assortment tbe most com plete, fa. illtl. s of every kind tho best la tha c uutry. Pr. pi ed at the shf.rte t notl o o metrt i he w inn of ur cnitomeri for all depths of w.-i:s an-I to complete satlstachon. Puuips plain. GAliahl'e-l iron. Porcelain or Cea. pf r. f:.ed. Mills, l.ratt-jn. W. Va. Ida SutT wmt ""orwla to a owodw ore conuerea by Uus pow erfal. ffKlSiT? best or e.i:i loidtja scarcely Urger Ibaa nisuaara 4BBbMtiBL.av&KafaL.'nr?.? r i 4aaaaItadVastiia MilBi?,TP Ere" sr. - . 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