Smart & Silberbera: Come and See the New Spring "We are now making our initial showing of ad vance models in Spring Jackets. The bare an nouncement should insure large attendance. Though far from exhaustive the exhibit is educa tional, forecasting as it infallibly does, the fashion trend. The long Coats of recent seasons will be sup planted by short, jaunty affairs to be worn with separate waists and skirts. These include box and half fitted and pony models, some collarless. The fashionable fabrics are Coverts, Mannish Mixtures and Broadcloths. Prices range 5.00, G.00, 8.00, $10.00, 12.00, 15.00, 20.00. Walking Skirts that are worth more money, $5.00. There are some Walking Skirts in this lot. They are designed according to the best fash ions of the hour, trimmed with plaits, stitched with strappings, cut with full flare, etc. The most comfortable and sensible garments that can be worn during the stormy months of Spring. The materials are Black and Blue Cheviot, Black and Blue Panama, Black and Blue Serge, Invisible Checks and Striped Mannish Mixtures and the Popular Plain Grays. Do not fail to see them. SMART & OIL CITY, PA. Oil City Trust Company. President, JOSEPH SEEP. Vicfl President, GEORGE LEWIS. Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits, $650,000PO WHAT THIS MEANS. The OIL CITY TRUST COMPANY could lose HALF A MILLION DOLLARS aod Blill have 8150,000 00 without touching one peuuy of the depositors' moDey. This is PROTECTION that PROTECTS and is what the depositor 1. sires. We pay FOUR PER CENT, on Certificates of De posit and solicit your business. APRIL SECOND, 1906, Is the dale of our SPRING OPENING. Why not start with uh then? We have evervlhinu necessary to Rive you a first class BUSINESS EDUCATION if you do your part. Send for our literature. MEADVILLE COMMERCIAL COLLEGE, THE SCHOOL THAT GETS RESULTS. , Cnrlyle Corrected. At a Itoyul academy dinner in Lou don on oiip occasion several artists were expressing tlielr enthusiasm about Titian. Cnrlyle and Thackeray were aiming the guests. "His glorious coloring is u fact about Titian." said one man, striking the ta ble to give emphasis to the remark. "And his glorious drawing Is another fact about Titian;" cried another urtist. -And sj they went on until Cnrlyle, who had been listening In silence to their rhapsodies, interrupted them by saying, with a slow deliberation which had its own Impressive emphasis: "And here I sit, a man made lu the image of (iod, who knows uothiug about Titian and cares nothing about Titian, ami that's another fact about Titian." Thackeray was sipping claret nt the moment. lie paused and bowed cour teously to Cnrlyle. "l'ardon me," lie s;iid; "that appears to me to be not a fact about Til i. in, but a fact, nud a lamentable one. about Cnrlyle." Tlie llrt Iron Slili, Au iron boat was built in 1777 on the river Fosse, In Yorkshire. It was liflivn feci long and was made of sheet iron. In ISl.'i Tii.tiua .icvous launched a small iron boat on the .Mersey. Jt was built by Joliua llorton near Uir miugliam and tilted up at Liverpool and was the lirst Iron boat that float ed ou salt water. The first Iron steam vessel was built by the llorsley com p::ny Tor the river Seine and called Aaron Manby, after its projector. He tool; out a patent In France for Iron steamships in lN'JO and formed n soci ety for the construction of such ves sels. Hlie was put together In London i. nd tool; n cargo of linseed and iron castings to Havre anil Furls. If, how ever, a luitcli tradition is to be credit Coats SILBERBERG, Treasurer, H. K. MERRITT. ed the lirst iron vessel that ever float ed was the famous Flying Dutchman herself. She was launched In 1057, and her fate was supposed to be a Judg ment on the Impiety of those who vio lated the order of nature by making Iron float. London Graphic. The Jft War to Mae In the World. Young men are always being advised to "rise lu the world." Which may or may not be good ail vice. It depends upon: How the young man rises. What ho rises upon. What he rises to. What he takes up with blm. If your idea Is to rise In the world by making money and having people look up to you on that account It Is easy enough. If you want to go up like a man, however, put some foundation besides dollars under you. What will you rise to? To something worth while. Ideals are worth while, and one way to define Ideals Is to say they are what your mother wnnts you to be. When men go up to Ideals they are the light of the world. CI ilcago Journal, LE ROY PLOWS win prizes whenever exhibited. We can give testimonials from some of the best fanners in the United States, who Bay "the Le Roy draws eaHiei. holds easier, and does better work in all conditions of soil than any other plow used." Made by Le Roy Plow Co., Le Roy, N. Y. Tbey are for sale by Lansoo Bros., Tionesta. Ice IMrka and Art. The career of Mr. Frederick Mae Mounlcs as a sculptor began when, as a boy of Ave years, scarcely tall enough ti rwrli up to the top of th kitchen table, he modeled little llguree lu dough. Two years later he discover ed a better material for his purpose. At that time a white wax chewing gum was much lu fashion among chil dren. Young Mac.Monnles saved his odd pennies until he could buy what he wanted of it, and then he made from It an eiiicstrln statue of George Washington, which Is still among the family treasures. When he was ten years old Itnnium' circus came to town. He was an en thusiastic admirer of the parade, and when the elephant appeared ho became Intense, lie watched every motion and studied every lino of the strange beast. Then he rushed into the house aud, working as fast as he could, modeled from memory a clay elephant of which he need not be nshauMtl today. At thirteen he carved a likeness of n pet bullfrog out of a llelgiau paving block, with an Ice pick for a chisel. World's Work. A Toaaii Meat Story. Of the food served to the sailors In the Rrltlsh navy of 100 years ago a recent historian says:, "A ship's com pany hud to start a cruise upon the old meat returned from various ships and routed out from the obscure cel lars of the victualing yards. Frequent ly It had been several years In salt be fore It came to the cook, by which time It milled rather a magician than a cook to make it eatable. It was of a strong hardness, tlbrous, shrunken, dark, gristly and glistening with salt crystals. Strange tales were told about it. Old pigtailed seamen would tell of horseshoes found in the meat casks, of curious barkings and m-lghlugs heard lu the slaughter houses and of negroes who disappeared near the victualing yards, to be seen no more. The salt pork was generally rather better than the beef, but the sailors could carve fancy articles, such as boxes, out of either meat." Horne. anil Medicine. Healthy horses require no medicine, but there are so many Intestinal para sites nud so many kinds of worms that affect horses that constant supervlslou pays. Almost all young horses are bet ter for a few feeds of sulphur lu the sprlugtime. Many horsemen like to give a little worm medicine, aud each null) has Ids favorite. A good many worm medicines are harmless, and if administered to a healthy colt will do no harm. Usually a keen horseman knows whether worm remedies are nec essary or not, but lu case of doubt It Is a little safer to give the medicine,' pro vided the medicine is really harmless. Some medicines are harmless and some are not. Stimulants are not necessary, and stimulating medicines should never be given except ou the advice of a veterinary. St. Louis Republic. Glailatnne'a Speech For Irving'. Gladstone was a grent admirer of Sir Henry Irving, and this admiration was shown one day In the bouse of com tubus. Irving was under the gallery lu the house when suddenly, without ap parent reason, Gladstone leaped to his feet and delivered an impassioned speech, set off with all the expression orajl dramatic gesture for which he was so famous. The l.onse seemed sur prised. Members looked at one auother Rnrt murmured, "What Is the old man now up to?" They thought It was some deep political game. But a week or two Inter a friend of Irvlng's, encoun tering Mr. Gladstone, mentioned the actor's visit to the house, and Gladstone eagerly Inquired: "What did he think of my speech? I made It for him." Skinning; a Snhle. The method of skinning a sable Is to draw the skin over the head without any Incision In the body. The feet and tall are left as part of the fur. Every thirtieth of an Inch Is valuable, for the average length of the animal Is only twelve Inches and the tall about six Inches. In the reign of Henry VIII. the use of sable was forbidden to any below a viscount. A coat lined with sables Is often worth from 300 to 400. A set of sable tails can hardly be sold for less than 50. London Standard. The Snail. The slowest creatures In creation are snails and certain small beetles. Some of them habitually move only a foot or two In au hour, but tills slowness la partly due to the fact that they remain motlouless nt intervals. By measuring the distances covered by snails when they were kept going constantly It has been found that the maximum speed of a good healthy snail Is five and a half feet an hour. Winer Connnel. "What's that sign you're making there?" asked the grocer. " 'Fresh eggs. " replied the new flerk. "Make It 'Fresh laid eggs.' " "Why er everybody knows the eggs were fresh when they were laid." "Exactly, and that's all that It's safe for us to say about them." Philadel phia Press. Heal Merit. Real merit of liny kind cannot bo long concealed. It will be discovered, and nothing can depreciate It but a man's exhibiting It himself. It may not always be rewarded as It ought, but It will always bo known. Chester field. Solitude. Solitude relieves us when we are sick of company and conversation when we are weary of being alone, so that the one cures the other. There Is no man so miserable as he that Is at a loss to use his time. -Seneca. I had a sore on the back of my band for over a year caused by cutting it on a barbed wire. I used all the different remedies and the doctors opened It and treated, but It seemed to grow worse. My druggist advised me to try San-Cura Ointment, and one bottle cured the sore in two weeks. It is wonderful. E. A. Thompson, Hutchinson, Kansas, San- Cura Ointment 25 and 50c. A 11 druggists, A til AKANTKKD tX'KE FOR I'lI.KN. Ilchinir. Blind. Rleedinir or Prntrnclino- Piles. Druggists are authori.d to refund money it l'azo Ointment fails to cure In 6 to 14 days. 50c. YELLOW JOURNALISM HEROISM. Suddenly a wild shout rose from the torritiod crowd. Four trolley cars were approaching tlie same corner at full speed, and the usual tool mob was hustling across the street and trying to dodge them. All at onco a big, hulking coward became so Insanely frightened that he rati amuck, aud lu making a break for the sidewalk bumped a woman end a baby out of hie way. In doing this he knocked them from between the tracks, where lu auoUier moment they would have been struck by the trolley. In an instant the still gibbering ooward was Btirrounded by reporters from the evening papers, and half au hour later extras were on the street telling of his heroic rescue of the woman and child, and giving his pic ture across four columns. Besides, there were editorials com mending his case to the managers of the Carnegie fund. Such is the stuff of which yellow Journal heroes are frequently made. Judge. Beyond Them. Though auto-scorchers may not heed The rules vf navigation. To their distress they cannot break The law of gravitation. Town and Country. SLIGHT CORRECTION. Customer I believe this Is the same steak I made you take back yesterday. Walter Oh, no, sir. The man op posite you got that one. Boy Obeyed Orders. The Hon. Ellhu Root, who has re turned to the practice of law in New York city, has engaged a new office boy. Said Mr Root: "Who curried off my paper basket?" "It was Mr. Rellly," said the boy. "Who is Mr. Rellly?" asked Mr. Root. "The janitor, sor." An hour laler Mr. Root asked, "Jimmy, who opened that window?" "Mr. Lantz, sir." Mr. Root wheeled almut and looked at the boy. "See here, James, he said, "we call men by their first names here. We dou't 'mister' them In this office. Do you understand?" In ten minutes the door opened and a small, shrill voice said: "There s a niau here as wants to tee you, Elihu." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Harakirl. "Speaking of self-made men," said the Savage Cynic, "there are lots of them 1 know who should improve themsi'lves." "How do you mean?" "Fin.sh themselves." Philadelphia Ledger. The Truth About Truth. Pupil Please, teacher, why do they say .hat truth is stranger than .(lo tion? Teacher Because it is rarer. Hea ter. Does any other pupil wish to ask a question? Boaton Transcript Resenting It. "He writes that I am a cad." "Tell him that you will pull his nose." "I will where's your telephone?" Glasgow Times. Ncaring the End. Methuselah was in his nine hundred and sixty-eighth year. It was a long dry tummer that year, too, ar.d Ahelgad the Beehemite, anil Obadad the Dinnymite, were fretting over the drought. "Yes," quavered Mothnsehh, fidget ing with his stout cane, "It Is pretty warm; out I " Here Abelgad and Obadad winked knowingly at each other. "But 'I,' Methuselah continued, "can't say that 1 recollect any year that ever has given us such a long dry spell." Then Obadad and Ahelgad walked softly away, saying one to another that the old man was showing his first signs of breaking down. Judge. Nothing New. Joques I see that a Connecticut genius has invented a glass skate. Soques Huh! that ain't nothing. I've got many a skate out of glass tumblers and bottles. Chicago News. Require Long Stations. Yeast They say in Russia they have some awfully long railroad sta tions." Crimsonbeak Of course. "Why of course?" "If the station was not awfully long how In the world would they ever get the name of the town on It?" Yon kers Statesman. The Saved Penny. . A penny saved Is frequently a penny that has somehow worked down Into the lining of your coat. New Orleans Democrat. Kczrnin, Teller, Sail Klii-unl, .lull, Itliitf Worm, lleryco, Harbors lieu. All of these diseases are attended by In tense itching, which Is almost instantly relieved by applying Chamberlain's Salve and by its continued use a permanent cure may be effected. It has, In fast, cured many cases that bad resisted other treatment. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Dunn A Fulton. If you have Brigbt's disease of the kidneys and have been given up by tbe doctors take Thompson's Barosina. It will cure you. 60c and f 1. If ft w lC? (1 7 lj Iff L soaaBHOBaMovaowowi i mm . ipi um .1 Turn Olive Oil. If olive oil congeal In freezing weather, It is a sign that It Is adulter ated with lard. Very few bottles of so called olive oil will stand this simple test-in fact, we seldom get the pure thing, aud, If wo did, tlie chances are that we could not eat It. At least, that was the experience once upon a time of one woman who used a great deal of mayonnaise dressing upon her table and had supposed that she doted ou olive oil. An Italian friend bestowed upou her a (task of the peculiarly green fluid. To her surprise, not one of her family, herself Included, could bear Its taste. There was a tang to It which showed them Unit they had never eaten olive oil before nud that they never wanted to eat It again. So they gave the flask away New York Telegram. Thnckerar'N A polony. Thackeray once wrote In a note to a friend, alluding to an Incident occa sioned by one of bis articles in Punch: "I thought over the confounded matter In tlie railroad and wrote Instantly ou arriving here a letter of contrition and apology to Henry Taylor for having made what I see now was a flippant and offensive allusion to Mrs. Taylor. I am glad I have done it. I am glad that so many people whom 1 have been thinking bigoted and unfair and uu Just toward mo have been right nud that I have been wrong, and my mind Is nn Immense deal easier." A l.rcnt lilen. "My new play Is sure to make a hit," said the great act-ess. "It gives nie an opportunity to display twenty new gowns." "Gracious:" exclaimed her friend. How many acts?" "Only four, but In one of them the scene's nt a dressmaker's." Philadel phia Press. TO Ct'KK A t'Ol.ll IN ONK HAY Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Druggists refund' tbe money if it falls to cure. E. W. Urove's signature' Is ou each box. 25c. To the People Rich's Famous All Wool Sock has fallen into compe tition with a very inferior article. The imitatiou is so perfect that only an expert is able to detect the counter- feit with its cotton and shod dy mixtures, until the sock is put into service. Uuscru pulous competitors are rep resenting the sock as Rich's All Wool, thus deceiving tho customer and injuring our reputation. To protect ourselves and the trade in tbe future Rich's Hocks will bear a Red Seal Trade Mark printed in white, a (uo simile of which is shown above. Respectfully, John Rich & liros., Woolrirli, Pa. Bring on your other paints, hand-or machine-mixed. Make a practical test of Lucas Paints (Tinted Gloss) against them. That's the way we prove the superiority of Lucas Paints for brilliant colors that endure, Lucas Paints high gloss, and un equalled covering capacity. Ask your dealer. John Lucas & Co Philadelphia Jdr.La Franco's E' Wtl?3.ttWUWWS Oft VH Safe, Quick. Reliable Regulator BnpoHor to otlicr renieillo soM nt IiIkIi prlcm. Otir ptiHrnnti-M. Sin-iTr'Hfi.t.y n-t-'l I'.v vtr IjOO.UOO U 'omen. Pi-Ire. OiHu.iHiik glsuttr hv until. lortiiiiuMil.iU A L ink ui free. Dr. Lalramo, Philadelphia, lo mmm CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH Pennyroyal fills H Original and Only flenulno. P7t.NaAri:. i.T."i"'i it die., .. ii,ii.t V KM. '" CHICHKSTEK'S KNOL1.HII in Itl'O .n't Void maulllo boiu. .rilH -v wltli bliu ribbon. Tnlte no other. KeCne - M VV Ilonfftroul HubatltuOont aod liult. J " IK lltiriN. Buy ol your llrulit. tr Mod I (p. Jf iimi. for I'.rtlculnro, TMtlmoiilola M Lr Mid Relief for LbiIIm,"'! icnr, by r. ' P turn Moll. 1 0.OllO Tritimonl.n. Hold by ' r .11 !rufiil. MilrhMlerfhemleoJ To- MoMIn loll pp. ModUoa txiuoro. 1'UiLA.. J-A. Kleetrio Oil. Guaranteed far Rheumatism, Sprainx, Kore Feet, Paina.io. At all dealers -2 LA O B E S Some Special Values in 50 Cent Undermuslins Nine gsnuonts of euch exceptional worth that we consider them entitled to prominent mcutioti. A Coraet Cover of fine Nainsook, two rows poitite de Paris lace insertion, arm and neck trimmed with same kind of lace. (JorelOover of Nal sook, with four rows Val. insertion set on diagonally and forming (rout of cover, lace heading at Deck aud arm. Cambrio Drawer, with tucker) flouuce of fiue lawn, finished with deep rufllo of torchon insertion and lace, Cunbrio Drawer, with several rows of neat tucks, four-inch ruille of hemstitched embroidery. The descriptiou of these two Drawers fail utterly to convey an impression of the pretty re fined neatness and perfection of these garments. Gown of good quality munlin, tucked yoko, lawn ruille at neck and sleeve. Gown, made of a fir quality cambric, yoke composed of neat tucks, alternating with rows of embroidery insertion, V shaped neck, finished with ruille of lace. Sleeve finished with a lace rullld. I rr. ii -J:;;i1 l,, Vegetable Prcparnlion for As similating the Food andRcgula ling die Stomachs andDowcls of Tromolcs Digcslion-Chcerfur-ness ami ncst.Contains neither Opium.Morplune nor Mineral lS'OT NAll C OTIC . Ota tfOUJJrSAMVTLtlKimii Amtpim Scat- hrxmvre -CtmltfiStify A perfect Remedy for Constipa tion , Sour Slomach.Uinrrhoca Worms ,Convulsiois,Feverish ncss and Loss OF SLEEP. FacSuuitc Signature or NEAV YOT1K. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. lennsylvania R-rVlLltOAI). Schedule in Effect Jauuary 1, 1900 Trains leave Tionesta as follows : For OIL CITY, PITTSBURGH, and prineipal intermediate stations, 11:01 a. m. week daya, Oil City only, 8:21 p. m. daily. For BRADFORD, OLEAN, and prin cipal Intermediate stations, 7;j;i a. in. daily, 6:lrt p..m. week days. W. V. ATTERRURY, Gen. Mgr. J. R. WOOD, P. T. M. GEO. W. BOYD, O. P. A. A. C. UREY, LIVERY Feed & Sale STABLE. Fine Turnouts at All Times at Heasonable Hates. Hear of Hotel Weaver TIOUESTA, IP.A.. Telephone No. 20. WHITE PINE Flooring, Siding, and material for Window Casings anil Inside Work. A good supply to "elect from always in stock. Call on or addrees. JAS. J. LANDERS, TIONESTA, PA. or F. V. AMSLER. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Cures Cold, Crolip and Whuopiag CougU. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years TMI OIHTMIK IMHNf. NIW TOM OITV. It ill. W AY. TliMIE TABLE To Tako Effect July 1st, 1005. NORTH Eastern Tlmo SOUTH 3 1 ! Stations 2 4 p. ml a, Leave Arrive p.m. p, ! 6 16 12 00 5 11 50 5 11 405 11 20j5 11 155 11 0f5 10 55 4 10 45 4 10 30 4 10 111 4 10 00 4 in 30 05 00 55 45 35 25 15 10 05 65 45 :(." 20 15 111 7 7 7 Nebraska Kohs Run Lamentation Nowtowu Mills Kellettville Buck Mills Maytmrg Porkey Minister Wellers Hastings Blue Jay Henry's Mill Barnes ShcfUeld Arrive Leave 7 1 oo 7 1 10 7 i :." k 1 45 8 1 60 8 1 6. 8 2 10 8 2 25 8 2 40 8 05 ( 3 15 tt p. in a. a. m.lp. T. D. COLLINS, Presidknt. THE OLD RELIABLE LIVERY STABLE, -OK- TIONESTA, - PENN. S.S.CANFIEID PROPRIETOR. JOB TIEjIMIIIsra- DR. KENNEDY'S FAVORITE REMEDY Pleasant lo Take. Powerful to Cure, And Welcome In Every Home. KIDNEY AND LIVER CURE Pr. Dnvld Kennedy's Favorite Ttemedy it adapted toHlln'eHUiid built nt'-tuN, airurdiiiK iunniieiit ro lu f in ulleiiHericuiiatil hy liiiuriiyirtlillooil, such (in Itiiliit-y, r.lmlil. r ami l.lver Com. plainln; cures C'unatiimtluu aud Wenkneaaea itit iiliartowtimi'ii. It proved micciwrfisl In crises where all other modi, cinra Imva totally failed. Moaufluremlioulddcaiiair aslonias this remedy imintried. It liaa an iintiro ken record of success for over 80 years, aud has won lutaisi of w irm friends. Are you s'llTeriiu; from any disease traceabla to tho causes mentioned ? If eo, In . Kennedy has failed hi personal and professional reputation on tlie statcmcut that I uvorlie Heuiedy will do you good. Send for a free trliil liottlo and booklet con taining valuable medical ad vice on tho treatment of v.iriors didcaBt s. Writealso f or an "KtiKy Teat'9 for!iiid.;ii'.juliryou have kidney disease. Address lr. Kb id K-iiikmI v's Him, Itoliilont, N, Y. II EMKM'-JF.", the full namel s Dr. David Ken. riedy's li oitl'l K JlKMKHY.madeat lloiulout, N. v., and lh" nrlre is ISI.OO (six bottles $s urn at a.'l drui.-isis In the United Slates, Canada aud foreign countries. i At km nam
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