MlXlF. AMTSTYfr SkT.TrnP,S. COMICAX TALE3 GATHERED rSOM VARIOUS SOURCES. l I.enp-Venr Ff fort Stmlcnf Floored Httimnrck'a) f licrrlr How llio Bovornor'j targ Vrrw On. A LRAP-YRAll EFFORT, ITandsome Young Smithers "The wetheris getting a little more pleasant." Antique .Miss JSlukins "les; it is just lovely now for wedding tours." II. Y. Smithers " Bv the war. I un derstand that tho government is to pur- ue a vigorous foreign policy." A. 51. Blifkins "Indeed II should think you would bo moro interested in domestic policies. Every young man buouiu get a ' II. Y. Smithers "Yes. should cret a position which would enable him to cam a living." A. M. Blifkins "Yes; for himself and wi " 11. Y. Smithers "Ah, beg pardon! I believe ft big fire has broken out up 6treet. i must run and see if any or my property is in danger." A. M. Blifkins" Oh, don't go. That Bro is nothing to the fire that burns in my " But ho had fid. Philadelphia Call. STUDENTS FLOORED. A Lexington correspondent of the Louisville Courier-Journal tells a good story of old father " Raccoon John Smith," who was noted for his sharpness at repartee. Ho was frequently quizzed in order to near his replies. On one oc casion three students of Georgetown col lege, Ky., saw him coming at a distance. and arranged that they would walk about twenty yards apart, and as they passed mm me nrsi one was to say : "uood morn ing, Mr. Abraham," tins second to call him "Mr. Isaac," and tho third "Mr. Jacob." So the first called him "Mr. Abraham," and the old gentleman only seemed a little surprised that anybody there should not know him. The second one called hira "Mr. Isaac," and the old gentleman evidently suspected something. His familiarity with the Bible made him anticipate what tho third was poing to say, and ho got ready for him. "Uood morning, Mr. Jacob," said tho third stu dent. "Stop, young man," said the old gentleman, "lam neither Abraham, Isaac nor Jacob : I am Saul the son of Kish. in search of my father's asses, and behold, I fiavo iouna tutce oi tnem. " Bismarck's cherries. The Paris Figaro publishes tho follow mg amusing incident, which is said to have taken place during one of tho state dinners at Berlin, and at which the late Lord Beaconsfield and the marquis of oaiisoury were present: Prince Bismarck, who is well known to be a great cater, filled his plate with uiciuua, iuo imu quia oi causoury OD' served it. "Prince," said ho, suddenly, "what you are doing is very unhealthy." "Vhat?" said Prince Bismarck, in as- lonisnmcnt. "You have swallowed two cherry- Biones. "You are mistaken," said tho prince, with marked coldness. "Keverl" replied Salisbury, with that nauteur which characterizes the proud English aristocracy. "Monsieur le Marquis 1" said Bismarck, his eyes shooting tiro. It was at this moment that Lord Bca- conslield came to the rescue. "Perhaps," he insinuated, in his soft . . it , . est vuiuu, - you are uotn rigut; your uiguuuHs hiusi oo so occupied with se rious thoughts that you might inadvert ently have swallowed a tiny stone." "Two!" interrupted Salisbury, in a de- ciucu tone. "Or two," continued Lord Beacons field, as calmly as possible; "and you, my 'clear lord and colleague, enjoy such good sight that nothing escapes you. Kow, prince and marquis, will you allow me io ueciae mis uuucult question?" "How?" murmured Bismarck. , "Your plate, highness, if you please?" This last was in English, tho corre spondent adding that Lord Beaconsfield was the only diplomatist at Berlin who never talked French. The plato was sent to Lord BeaconsGeld, who at once emptied the contents on tho table. All eyes were now fixed ou him. With his long, bony, agilo lingers, covered with precious stones, he began to arrange what looked more like a child's game than an occupation worthy pf such it distin- guished minister, lie put all the stones in a line, and placed a stem on each c.4-s..n riM ii t i ciuuu. iuuu, m mat ciear, piercing voice that has so often moved the house of commons, the English prime minister uegan to count one, two, three, and so on to forty-seven stones, and likewise witn the stems, till he counted forty- nine. The proof was there two stones were wanting. Bismarck rose and said, in an agitated voice: "Marquis, you are right!''' then, turning, said in a loud voice: "Lord Beaconsfield, you are a great man!" now TIIE OOVERNOn'8 LEO GREW ON. An old fellow from Bear Wallow visited the executive office tho other day tajk with the povernor and secure something to " blow" about his nei"h uomood. "Come in," said a pleasant-lookin" gentleman. " Are you the governor?" " Yes sir." " Wall, then, I've alius been mistaken about you. I had heard that you left one oi your legs on tho battle-field, but 1 see you've got two legs. How do vou account for that?" "Easy enongh. When I took my seat as governor I hail only one leg with me, having, as you say, lost tho other one in battle. A short time after I took my seat I noticed that another leg had begun to grow out. At first I was alarmed, hav ing never heard of such a performance, but after awhile I decided to await developments. Tho leg kept on growing until the ankle was reached. It stopped then for a few days, and I thought that the resurrection buniness was entirely sus pended, but I was wrong. The leg was only gathering material with which to build afoot. After awhile the foot began to make its appearance. It remindedme of uu old woman knitting a soc k. It woukl have tickled yon to death to t.ee how tkillfuily and huiiiuji-like tho work of rounding oil the heel went on. Occasion- yt would drop a stitch, but, sir, it nuuiu iiuij iihuk. nun ihck. u up. i warn very anxious about the instep, but my fours were soon allayed, for it was shaped oil as pcrlect lis anything you ever saw At last, when the. performance, reached tlio toes, hanped if I didn't think that I would itch to death, but I couldn scratch, for that would have spoiled tha worn. ncn the. job was completed . could walk as well as any man in town ana i sven ran a raco witunn old negro uownon tuo river tianu." "IMd you walk around whilo the prowin was coin ou? ' nsked tho man from Bear 'Wallow, regarding tho gov' crnor with curious gaze. I "Oh, no. I had to remain perfectly quiet and allow my leg to lay on a kind ot cot which 1 had prepared for tho oo l rnsion. I "Did vou talk to any of tho doctors about itf ' . ... ... " Yes, but they did not repaid it as re markable. One of our leading physicians said that election to oftico was very fre quently the causo of leps and arni9 prow' ing out, and gavo it as his opinion thai this was tho reason crippled men wer aiwavs alter olhces." It may not havo seemed strausro to the doctor, but dinged if it don't seem mighty strange to mo." It did to mo at first, but I soon got uscu to it; and let mo remark that when a man is elected governor of Ar kansas ho will soon pet used to a num ber of things he never heard of before." Isow, when I go homo an' tell tha folks that the governor's leg has growed out, they'll believe it, for they don't think nnythin' impossible with hira, but wiien 1 tell 'em that I've seed tho pov crnor an' sot down and talked to him familiar-like, they won't believo it. Cau't you give mo 6omo sort of receipt showin' that I havo seed you. Jest say : This here is to certify that John Kill- prune, of Bar Waller, has this day had a conversation with me. I axed John to set down and make himself at homo, which ho dono, an' I found him mighty entertainin', an' wush he'd como norm and fetch his folks.' Jes draw up them worus exactly an' sign 'em, please." "Ill do lt.sir." and tho reccmt was drawn up and signed. Greatly elated, the man from Bear Wallow, went down. At tho state-house gate he met the watch man, who asked: "That feller gone down from ud von- der vet?" " What feller?" That feller in tho governor's room." "Ain't ho tho governor!" "Governor, tho deuce. lie's a lack-lea lawyer from up tho country and is here tryin' to get a pardon for a hog-thief. Tho governor's been dodgin' him all day. Ariansato 'Traveler. Stories of tho Bench and Bar. Ministers eniov telling anecdotes about the cloth; doctors Oliver Wendell Holmes is a conspicuous examDle over flow with stories at tho expense of then brethren; and lawyers and judges, when they get together, make the rafters ring with inextinguishable laughter. Mr. Croake James, whose name is a sincular illustration of tho bid proverb that names go by contraries, when he retired from tuo law after half a century's Dractice. dedicated to his companions a repertory u' Diuuua wmcii no nan ueen long pre paring, selections from which he had often read to them in grand divan as sembled. Mr. James first gives Lord Broucham's definition of a lawyer ns "a learned gen tleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it to himself, " and then goes on to recall an old story of Lord Avonmore, who had fallen into the bad habit of interrupting counsel. Thus Cur ran was often stopped short in his argu ment oy nis lorusuip, wno would 6ay: "Mr. Curran, I know your cleverness, but it's quite in vain for you to po on: 1 me uriu or it an, and you are only giving yourself and me unneces sary trouble." One day, Curran, be ing too often stopped in this way, thus addressed the judge: "Perhaps, my lord, I am straying, but vou must impute it to tho extreme agitation oi my mind. I have just witnessed so dreadful a circumstance that my imagi nation has not yet recovered the shock." The judge was all attention: "Goon, Mr. Curran." "On my way to court, mv lord, us I passed by one of tho markets. I observed a butcher proceeding to slaughter a calf. Just as his hand was raised, a lovely little child n rw riu rl nil 1dm unpercetved, and, terrible to relate I see the life blood gushing out still the poor child s bosom was under the butcher's hand, when he ilunred the knife into into " "Into the child!" cried out the judge, with great emotion. "Your lordship sometimes anticipates it went right into the neck of tho calf!" Judge Wiles once sentenced a bov at Lancaster to be hanged, with the hope of luiuiuiiuy una uy 11 igutening mm, and ne ordered him lor execution next morn ing. 1 he judge awoke in tho middle of the uijiht, and was so affected bv the no tion that he mitrht himself di' o in the course of the night, and the bov be hanged, though ho did mean he should suffer, that ho got out of bed and went to tho lodgings of the high sheriff and left a reprieve for the bov. or what was to bo considered eouivalent to it. and then, returning to his bed. snent tho rest of the night very comfortably. uen L,oru juanstieid once exclaimed to Mr. Dunning, as he was laying down a legal point: "Oh, if that bo law, Mr. Dunning, I may burn my law books!'' "Better read them, my lord." was the ready retort. Jn a similar manner an Irish iudire shook his head as Mr. Curran was elabor ating one of his points to a jury. "1 see," 6aid Mr. Curran, "I see, gentlemen, tho motion of his lordship's head; com mon observers might imagine that it im plied a difference of opinion, but they wuuld lie mistaken. It is merely acci dental. Believo me, gentlemen, if you remain hero many days, you will your selves perceive that wheu hi.i lordship shakes his head there's 'nothing in it 1 " It an Both Ways. During the cxaminatiri of a witnesi as to the locality of tho stairs in tha house, tho counsel asked him: "Which way did the stairs run?" The wituess, a noted wag, replied: "Oneway they ran up stairs, uud the other way down stairs." The learned tney ran COIlllSt)! wicked his eye, and then took a look at Uii ceuing, SELECT SIFTINGS. Cows are etill used to drag tho plow in Central Germany. There is said to bo three cents' worth! of gold in every ton of sea-water. The pamo of draw-poker was invented about 1840 or 1817 by a notod Tennessee turfman named Kirk man. f The English sent all their fine goods to be dyed in Holland until tho seven teenth century, when the art was brought to them. Fanstus, tho professor of magic, on whoso traditional adventures Goethe founded his poem, lived about tho end of tho fifteenth century. Amber is a fossil resin, and is now known to be tho resinous exudation from several species of extinct coniferous trees. Most of tho amber of commcrca is obtained from tho shores of tho Baltic. In early times tho method of executing criminals in Holland was to confine thera solely to the uso of bread in which no salt was contained, and which ultimately occasioned death by engendering a fatal form of disease. Tho word nuerschaum is a German compound, and means sea-foam. It is a mineral, and resembles chalk. It is found in Turkey, Greece, and Spain, where it is usually found in veins, as other minerals are. M. du Somnierad, the director of tho Clay museum, of Paris, was one day in a restaurant in St. Denis, when he noticed hanging on tho wall a copper dripping pan of unusual shape. Do looked at it closely, and saw tinder a thick layer of rust and smut engraved letters. Without comment he bought it of the surprised owner. It proved to be tho plato from Louis XIV.'s coffin. It bears the united arms of France and Navarre, surrounded by the collar of the order of St. Louis. two angels as supporters, and tho inscrip tion: "Here lies tho noblo and michtv Prince King Louis tho Fourteenth, King of Franco and Navarre, etc. Kequicscat in pace." It was probably torn from tha coflin in 1793, when the mob broke into the burial-place of the Bourbon kings at St. Denis. Mortality in Armies. A learned professor of tho university at Pavia has compiled and publishod a statistical account of tho Dronortionate number of deaths in European armies. Ho finds that in every 10,000 men tho comparative mortality amounts to only fifty-seven in Prussian armies, whereas in tho English it is eighty-four and in the French ninety-two, while in the Austrian and Italian it rises as high as 112 and 110. This very moderate number re corded to the credit of Prussia is tho more remarkable inasmuch as it is Baid to have been ascertained that in her armies a considerable number of deaths are tho result of suicide. There are, however, some other very curious anam ohes in the table thus made out. For instance, the tendency of soldiers to die appears to increase almost in inverse proportion to the rate of mortality among civilians. Thus, among the lat ter, the number of deaths in every 10,000 amounts to 217 in England, 244 in France, and 269 in Prussia. This would make it appear that in the last-mentioned country tho warriors are about five times less likely to die'than tho civil nomilation : whereas, in France and England they are only twice as unlikely to pay tho debt of nature. The professor is obliged to infer from this that the sanitary conditions un der which Prussian soldiers live are very far more satisfactory than thoso of mili tary life in England or France. But it may be suggested that some other im portant considerations ought to be ad mitted in explaining the difference be tween the three armies. French, and still more especially British soldiers, are 1 i .. 1 1 . e i . .. . i u.puaeu iu uu funs 01 nsK3 in iz.e un healthy districts to which they aro liable to be sent, even in times of peace, where as Germany, with its lack of colonies, las no occasion to send tbs children of the Fatherland to such outlandish and uncomfortable quarters. But this ex planation still leaves it an open oues.ion it T" . , i - wny me i-russian s osis snouid bt so much more healthy than the Asatrin. which enjoy a slmil ar imnvinitjr. Zan ion Time. A Lucky Fisherman. the vast amount of business tmnn- In acted at the Baltimore (Md.) postoflice, Mr. M. V. Bailey, superintendent of the mans, is kept exceedingly busy, but some- hnu' lio tfnila a unnin intu ,1.... . ..... ..w M rj.i. liuill Ul UUJ IKJ jrV ishing, and from his experience he gives lis testimony that St. Jacob? Oil is the best remedy in the world for rheumatism. sprains, sore feet and joints, bruises, etc. it is me remedy lor lishermen and gun ners, who should always keep a bottlo on hand. A New York concern tting sealskin sacrfues. makes money Walnut I . f ' 11 f Hull. IImIiw... Itis entiiely different from till others. It is as clear as water, and as its mime indicates is a jierfect Vegetable Hair Kestorer. It will immediately free the head from all danilrutf , restore gray hair to its natural color, ant pro duce a new growth where it has fulleu off. It does not in any manner affect tho health, which hulpliur, ni;ai- of lead and nitrate of silver pre)arations have done. Itwillclianga light or faded hair in a few days to a beauti ful plushy brown. Ask your druggist for it. Kaeh Ixittle is warranted. Smith, Kline & CO., Wholesale Agents. Philadelphia. Pa., Hnd C. N. C'kittenton, New York. Mensman's Peptonizkd ueef tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nu'rt' tious properties.. It contain blood-nmkinp, force generating and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspejitA, nervoui prostration, and all forms of general dtbilitv: Hlso, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervoua prostration, over work or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulinoiiaryconipliiiiita. CiNwell, Hazard 4 Co., Proprietors, New York. Soll by druggists. FurmerM Fully. Some furmei sudhere, even against the full light of fact and discovery, t) the old fash ioned folly of coloring; butter with carrots, uuiiallo, and inferior substances, notwith standing the splendid record inado by the improved liutu'r Color, prepared by Wells, Itu hardson A; Co., lluiliiigton, Vt. Atseores of the liest agricultural fairs it lias received the highest award over all coniietiloiu Wouldst see blithe looks.fresh cheeks beguile Aye, wouhbt lee December smile.' ' V ouldst bee hosts of new roses blowf Carboiine makes tho hair to grow Oil tho baMest of head". for tore net, swo Ion joints, sprains, ooni( or bunions, ust. PHtriek'sr-u've. Dr. finnfi-id' Liver luvigorator-catlartie; tome. Will curojrUBu uthtir medicines tail. The short, l.u.-kiiig cough which leuds to "jiisumptwu cured by JW Cure. J" or Hire 1 1 til Mnn'N Mr. I have born Irotiblut for over twelve year with a torakntiMOf tho kidnry tlmt Madder; which the doCUl's said was diabntiw. 1 could not at times man 1 up, mid would have to con tinually use tno urinnl both day and idht, with Intense pnitis In niv back and (tics: thera wa briek-il Kt d -unjit In my write-s I could not rent w,ll nr lie eiii, l't Ivd in ttny I osture. 1 rva nt that time einploted bv thH Waino (Vntral failron and had to give tin Work for a time. Fearing that it would looner or later turn to flint dreaded ltright's disease, I called in mv n in liowlston; who is in the drug biHmss, ami aftor cotiMiltinn w ith him nsto my case, ht advised metJ Use tlunt'sliemeilv, as he knew of no man iue cossful cures that it had ninile in liewislon nnd vie nity. 1 at once commenced using it, and began to improve. 1 had less pain in my buck nnd side, my water was passed natu rally with less color nnd no iam, and after using Revcrnl bottles found tlmt my pains Were nil gone and thu weoknem of the kidneys and blndder were cured, and 1 have no trouble with them now, anl can attend to my busi ness; nml for one of my years I am unjnyinft (toed health, unci thanks t Hunt'B liiunedy for it. and I consider it a duty anil pleasure to ree.nnmend o gmnl a medicine as Hunt's Heinedy. and I have taken paint to recom mend it toothers in this vicinity. You are at lilierty to publish this acknowl edgment, hoping it limy be tho means of help ing suffering humanity. K. 11. Clakk, Furniture Dealer, ' Formerly with Maine Central railroad. Nkwi-ukt,Mo., May 17, lSSJ. Many Iowa farmers are emigrating tj lltikota. If you feel dull, drowsv, debilitated, hav sallow oolorof skin, or yellowish-brown spoti on face or b.xlv frAniiAi.1: liAa.;ni... tieso, bad tnsto in mouth, internal heat or cuius alternated with hot flushes, low spirits and cloomy forebodings, Irregular nppetile, and tongue coated, you are Buttering from "torpid liver," or "biliousness.'' In many cases of '-liver complaint'' only part of these bVniDtoma are PYoel-ietieA 1 A . rnmulu all such casos Dr. Pierce s "Uoldon Medical Discovery" has no equal, as it effects perfect and radical cure. At at 1 drug stores. TWO TIllll'SATWO lll'ititih fi'Muta bw. I. - - .... ......... . ...... HI i; Ill .... 1 1 L land and thirty thousand are iu Ireland. Young or middle aged men suffering from nervous debility, loss of memory, premature old age, as tho result of bad habiU, should end three stamps for l'art Vll of Dims eenes nnmplilets. Address World s Dispell tary Medical Association, Hnffalo, N. Y. In France the sauce is more iuu,or:aut than tho fish. Dad temper often proceeds from those pain ful disorders to which women are subject. In female complaints Dr. It. V. Pierco'j "Favorito Proscription" is a certain cure. Uy all druggists. F.vkry seventh year has been a dry yen i in California for a lung jieriod. "I am using Dr. Graven' Heart Regulator with great results. Had Heart Disease fot nine years, so bad could not lie down. John McGulf, Pike Station, O. The Heart Hegu later cures all forms of Heart Disease, ner vousness and sleeplessness. Ohio has over lo.OiH) octogenarians. For Twenty Veam. AM mrOKTANT OPINION HV AN KMINENT HEW TOM JCHIHT. A correspondent of the Syracuse (N. Y.) Journal sends his pajx-r an interesting inter view with one of the leading justices of tha supreme court or the fetate of Now Yoric, from which wo quote: " Yes, sir; I have been on tho bench for twenty years, and have never missed an ap pointment through physical debilities. "In the spring of the year 1 make it an in variable rule to help nature 1 clean house ' by using a standard blood purifier, and to this I attribute my extraordinary vigor. 1 am nearly seventy years old." This man is a philosopher as well as a jurist. The early spring is nature's " houe cleaning " time. Then tho blood is full of tho impurities of the long winter. Nature needs as-istanco in this w rk, for if the puri fication be not complete tho systom is liable to attacks of pneumonia, chills and fever, malaria, rheumatism, liver and kidney and blood disorders, headaches, bowel derange ments, and thedebilitating effects of summer heat. Tho use of a pure vegetuble, non-alcoholic preparation is then all-important. " No, I should not like mv name to bd use 1 publicly, but you may say," stud the iurist, " that the only niedicin) I use is Dr. David Kennedy's Favorito llemedy, of Hondout, N. Y. a most excellent preiurati m, which I always warmly commend to my friends everywhere." 1 he t a vorite Remedy has been twenty years in use, and it is Rniililmt it is pleasant to s pii of CI Uike, cures in ninety tier cont. of cast's, ana can harm no one. It challenges the fullest comparison as a preventive and curative. H is purely vegatublo, non-alcoholic, and com be used with the utmost safety by children and adults. We do not wonder that it hai the cordial indorsement of the best physicians and the public. The Herret of Living. Scovlll's Sarsuparilla, or hlood and IJver Syrup, will cure scrofulous taint, rheuma tism, white swelling, gout, goitre, consump tion, bronchitis, nervous debility, malaria, nd all diseases arising from an impure coa lition of the bToad. Certificates can bo pro tented from many leading physicians, minis ters and beads of families throughout tho 'and, indorsing it in the highest terms. We ire constantly in receipt, of certificate of jures from tho most reliable sources, und wo recommend it as tho bist known remedy for '.ho cure of tho above diseases. '. The Fraxrr Axle (irrnxe Is the best in ttw market. It is the most a-onomical and cheajiust, one box lasting as long as two of any other. One greasing will last two weeks. It received first premium at Che Centennial and Paris Expositions, also medals at variou s State fairs. Huy no other Camphor Milk cures aches and pains. 2oe. I have been very much benefited by a 5Uc. b jttleof Dly's Cream liulm. When I began dsmg it mv catarrh Was so bad I had head iche the whole time and discharged a large uuouut of lilthy matter. That has almost en tirely disappeared, and I have not had hea t icue siuco to amount to any thing. Plea send two more bottles. -J. H.Hunimers.Stepney.Ct. Samaritan Nervine relieves tho brain of morbid fancies. It's a pure family medicine. Samaritan Nervine cured me of Ht, Vitus Dunce, said T. J. Osboru, IUeumond, Va. Phoenix Pectoral cures cold and cough. 2 c. Danger from Catarrh Dnpnda upon tha amount and extent of the scrofulous Infeutiuii. UntjutMit iomililjr many deal ii trom en luiiiulmn onn ie ttacud to 01 wo ted r&turrh. Thorn it viulmit dintrttM, protract ooukIiiuk spall. tli rye(t woAp, the uom dutcharea cvpiuul, aud tha bead aeema about to aulit. Jn auoh cut liood'a Saratparilla onrracta tha oa tarru by itv diract actum in dmcbanfiu th pomoa from Ihw blood tliroiiKU tiniurn'a icrual oul IbU, that healthy, aouud blood ruacUea tha meuibrauea aud U mhuleauuia Catarrh in the Head Ja mora prvaltoiit than many ara a are of, and how readily luhuf may tt ohtanu d by tha um ot iiood a barnapanlla, linlen to the lollowiiifi: 1 have hue!) a mitt re r with catanb in tha head for 15 team, fievnr having- found any hurjetit troni itii well nown remedies, 1 reaolrod to try a hottl of llujtl't haraapanUa fur my catarrh. I would not laka any ntouiud ronaideration for the good that one butt la did Bie.-I. W.lalua, Chicago, 111., Postal Clerlt. 1 00 Doses One Dollar I have baa troubled with that diali-Anaing com. plaint, catarrh, and hava bean uainai Huod s baraapa, rula. aud hud it oil of tha boat rouiadtoa i haa avei Ukoo."-Marun tihielU, Chicago, tii. SATENTS" l.Aitl I.H, I M I leal I W ft - ' Kft' I j tta iU your tnvtnHo. heud g atauipl ttr 4Uf . iiuiA ul aJmt. L. ttJAVHAU, J'ut . Luituer. 'lahtwuun. lit' AGENTS: ntake huahela of money Billing tha rUa.mta Wonder. 2r.anwi!- i-, d.c. tJ. t.biUH hurtaio N y RUPTURED Arte UtthoJ. &uC UU. J, A. HOI VOIIUK, N, V, Cll GOBS IK REAr rtv itntiANREEDl FOR 3P3lIIV. Rheumatism,Crii,ouralgia, Sciatica, Lumb, iioktch. Htidicht, Tatthioh. rThrat.awilllajprl.rli Hnra. I4. ri-Ml Mll. M iu ortim iLf rti.'i n 8.IJ1J I)ri(llu .iu nwmmii tl NlUfc tilt CHil.r . ? ri.itll co. NYNtr-t"""" fiOSTElTEr Thay who work aat ly and lata tha yau rWind nad, aoraaion all, tha baaKVUii llimnlil iiriftafUd bt a w liotaatwna t n M i h H rmoitr'i HUm ach Bitia.a. To all, tia purity and atH cianry aa a ramadj an.l pravanUva I rJiM'if roaamtMid It. It chaoka inoipianl tliiintatiam and tua farial lymptoma ra JirTf a cm t ipanofi, ity-lf t and bd ibuiheari arratda ptn tiiatura iirfhy ol th ptiynical attar ft I a. tmiifraU'a tha hiArhil tiaa of ac. and lia tana convalafcanra. For sala by all lrn piia and U a a Ian Bnf rally. Catar R H JLY'SCREAMBALM will ba abaorbad, anact ually clean at ng the haad of catarrhal Ttnia, oaua titf hwftlthy aeorattona. It allaya Inflammation, protect tha metnhran of tha ft a an I paflaaca fi-om additional col da, completely haala tha aoraa and rastoraa taata and am ell. A few ap plication! raliave. A ihvtvugh trrmtmtmi Ut USJl. MAY-FEVER Kj fintltivrlif uf4i Aaraa- hla Ut uaa oand lot FRfoK v rrxTs. py MAiii ok at'diiuooists. ItKOTIIKiO, t Li;0, N. Y. Consumption Can Be Cured! BALL'S 'Ott T1IK This poroufl plaster la a-baolutely t4 aaf over MOP i i, cumpinnnr ina PLASTER (TUniH. balftama inl trnoLa. lLiiwiWArii iniilaA.i i , ., ; 'i in curing-auwaaea waara K ltl nr Trniililni i:"T? "V" ,0.m." "a """CIO. In J put onrl ln.Untljr by lh k.p li trT LAME V: ,. Mnu or nr tar $1 04 HUlrd on twipt of prli. 8nia by all lruitBlia and rountry norvi, It. in r(.. s BACK K . ....... . . un.panf, JToiiripUira, Ilonlon, llut. . I ri or cuoiimiin. Inn of ,,p, t:iii iiiMtMor lb NEW TACOMA VT a e w u Waateru Tarminna of tat. ;rent Trann-continant Future Metropolis oi Ite Pacilic Northwest '-"iu i ai.ritau. an.l t m ln.i. ri ti,.. 7r ' .'"1" moacrmrnU tc l W i.KUBK(.m y.. 'An, rate .,f iitw, .e.t iiin d R1 K.it.Brpk.r. N' r.ttm.IwJliTnKliWy. INFORMATION IN KEQARDTJ EXCURSION Rales to Texas. Arkansas and California. ramiililrtH, e!c., l.iTibln lnd fur l ran be had by ai1dri.iii .I.J. KUWI.1.H. l.at. Fa.. A't. Ulica N. V. ; J. I). MrMKATIl. N. K. Pa. A l Sumtia O. W JANOW1T. M. V.. Haa. Aa-'t, Baltimore. Md." l.en. Eaat.Paaa.At't Mn.l'ac.H. K B'dway.N.Y. GOOD NEWS LADIES! tirftaif.L iiiiiii. itn. fired. MuwV yuur lira per of. and I nil erN.and Mt-ure a biatiti tuUinld band or Mtwa llim t hina ficjiu liuiia Aua Kma iHunrS-t, ort.nld Itand Muaa .. . i.1-1. '."JV. rI . ' r ni" Pn unira adilrtHa Tin-: ;ki;at aii hU an tka co., JrV. lioajfrV. and VMy ht., New York. TO SPECULATORS . R. LINDBL0M & CO., N. G. MILLER 4 CO. 6 A 7 Chamber of tb Broadway Uoinmxrw. Chirairo. N.a Vorlt GRAIN a PROVISION BROKERS Mnmbara of all prominent Produce Kiohanioain New '"k. ( hicajru, ht. Loniaand Milwaukee. ttehavericluaini liri'aU: tnU tfraph wire betweenCiil. CMuiiid N iwk. Willeierutat ordera on our iu.i. Djeiit h requited. Ivnd lor circular, oouiamiu canicular.. KUoV. Ll.NUill.UM A CO.. China," mi v m ai m U Qi V::. BH 1 liae a ii.ialilva reniej; f.,r Hie abure cli.o... brlTa n.a thouaanda of ca.a of the wor.t alul a"u it 7on taadliiK ha. been cured. lud..,l, o ftronp I. nf. fauK 111 II. etfica. y, thai I will ..nd TWO IIOTTL K K K li If., rather with . Val.l'ABI.K TKK1T1RB on t '.IZzL UJ anfieror UUe Eapraaa and . O. addt "u A. SLucl at, m l,l St., New York. f Don't Often Happen her rliNbla houaa, in advertiaing tUair ricuUr LuaiUHHri, Kiiliwnd, aa thia huuttt duna, for ona dollar, a cnijilln aa in pit uottit that will euattln auy onamnirt and eiilrribiiiaT tu HitHily nittka )k)t;i tu $10 pr day an I exLH-iuHf. iio the l a ud two bt am Hi for rut urn toTli VkSA ItlUKtOUUCO., w;, b.ai.4Ml ttroauwuy.N.Y. AGENTS WASTE!) IZrWWWIfc Alnrliinc er iiiTnied. Will kuit a nir at blrkin.a hilii II I 1.1-aud 'I roinplrlr in JUiiiiiiule. Ji rtill alho kuit a Kiat variety oi tuncy w.rk. lor wim h tnart la alwaya a ruaily market. Sii't fnrciroular ant tt-i in to tha TWO.H lila Y KMTTINti W AMI1.NK 1 U.t l(ia ihk:uuM8TkKKi-, KOSTON, MA.S6. JLAutA.F A A. or A Y. M. ho will Jt JT dimIIIu J. V. HrHiiim, hO Jhnatou Itwlldhiic, V Nl iHcltinalt, lhlo. Tufatal Note for oO ball raorlva M ouij of thf Htuiidurd HUtorv of t rtrtum aoury, noat-uald, mid. K bo deal re, Oulflt in mvt ua Atiil In County of htm renldenef for the aaluby aub avi-luilua of tbla aaual 4c''rba book $12 CAPITAL AND A LIVING B ulnbiting with a Hnir I.nnK'rn. I bore i. u i'hHiiri lor nrrv imii. wiih.. ut much einrti'.ii. iur.tl4;M. I.ANTIilf .N anil (1 View, lor fclli. Make, au ri.l.iol ui.'ture. Mrirt. lar. l iith Ave., N. V. HStffi rtKElJTTOrl CA.TAK.iiH Km KIT? NT" 1 si n n i ft n tin t!, -I, ,.. u""1'," '"!' ,V."'''". I'nPuiiinnlii, In. I . . r'... ,,ro':,' lllll. ulii.., Itroiu niilx. OriSl!i"i!,.J,!J""""?r." "' MremhliiS KL.. !... ..!." ml mid pul.uuril by Hie ii.7iV. JT. ' "n,T l"",, iiIm'u iwrau i and iiai i "11"" !".."' " Incumbl. utndr. uu, ere , .Hiftaa r4 1 Mm- wmuwm Euhv to u. A oerlaln cure. Not txpenaiTe. '1'hret Aaoniha' tiatiiunf. iu one package. Ou.d for CuiJ in the Head, iirudui he. iJliiiUew, iTsr YrVtt, iUl twuia, liy all 'iuPK'il or uy mall. t T , lUZU.'i'f.N ii, V'f rtlll, P, a LYDIA C. riNKHAM'8 a VECETA3LE COMPOUND is a positive nitR ron All llmia pnlnrttt ( omi!(t nnd VraknMKr5t an rnnitkna (o nor hfnt fKU w.k roprT,Tiox. rMaa l la 11:0, aUI ar laaaararatv. Jtn frurpw? tn artr-'y or ih leyitimntt henling nf ttintvim rtnrf the r-'Urf nf pof. art thnt It rft am if rhiimt rft,IAMafrri of Indir mn ylnily ttnitfy. It will run entirely nit Ovarian tmuhloa. Inflamma. lion and I'l 'i rn'loii, ratlin. and !tvlirrmM,ta, anrl a.nwoiiont Hpiiml lf msa, and la tMi(ciilfr)T rda'it MWtlwi t'hantra of I.lfn. aa'aa H frtwTfU.KAtntnaw.Klfttiilr'nrT, dratrfall rrartna f()f tntSi(fn(a -and tfllavt-a Wi.-aknann of h Htonmrli. It rtirail Moat inrf. Hfndarhna, N-r-niia l'rtwtmt hmv (ifnraj Philir, flrrtiMn(wia, I)rnrtfon and Indl ITtlon. That fftltctr of ht-aHnif down, raiialnr rln, and Itarkaa'hi, n a Ultra- fwrninm'ntlT iMirr-d by tu uaa. Hnd atamn tI.rr.n. rnrpampnir. iiraraor Vt: miry ruiifldPiitlnUy anararrn rnr mimr nruomn; Homo ltoitm. " All Vmir own fault If vou roiiinfn m'i'le wlifii you run Cit-'t hop liilU ni tlmt imver J -atl. Tito wenkf-st woninn, sitmllt'. clilM, nnd airkemt invalid t un uso hop bitlr.i wittt wifoty nntl grunt kowI. tH nifii iitUrliiKnrtnmtl fnm Hhoim tlxm, kiilnny troitlilx or any woakuiw will b nlniofrt npw by ukIiijj 1ui littot".. Nf V lfo ntl dnuifhUT wtro iniulo healthy lv tho usn of Imp litt-i s nml 1 rcooiiimpnd them to my ihxii1o MKbtnliNt Clergyman. Ask nny goil rtot't ir If hop liKffr ars not the Uvt fumily lnetlicine OtlCMrtil' Malurial fovor. Actio nml liillousneiw,' will kviv every neighborliooJ as soon as hop bitter arrive. "My mother drove, the 'rilviii and niniralKiaall t ut ot hit jviiii """"l'"" ter.H." Kit. ttmrryii .Still. Kcp tlieki.lu.'.Mi ho.'ilthv with bop bit tfm and you niwd not foir Rickiuws. Ieat water is reinlerixl Imrmlt'tw and morr rofroshinu and reviving with hop bitteni in each tlraiilit. The vigor of youtb tr tho . ned and ln llrtr. in hop bitters I " At tlie fhiiilUK of lifo notll!f(? equals' Jlfl bitt'i-j toallavull troubli'ti hn'itlont TlMTl't-l." " , "Thalicst ierlta.lic:il fur lad lento taka monthly und from wh.cli they will reeeiTt the greatest lwni'lit Is hop InttcrV Mol hem with sit-kly, fretful, imrslng fhildren, will on in the t'hildrenanl lieneiit thunuelves by taking hop bRUri dally. Thousands dio anmtally from some form uf kidney disoiiKo Unit mi Jit have lweu )ve vented by a timely use of hop bitters. IiidintKtion, weak stomn"h, irrflxulari lies of the liowelx, oaimot exibt when bop bit t.'M are used. A timely use of hop llitUTii will keep a whole family Jn robust health a year at a little coat. To jirtHltteo real genuine sleep and philr like retxi.se allnijtht, take a little hop bitters uu retiring. That indi(res!ion orstomnoh nas at nlj;ht, proventing rest anil sleep, will dixnppcar by UHiiiR hop bittent. 1'aralytii', nervous, troniuious old lad i en are made erfect!y tiuiet and sprightly by using nop tuners. Health andjappiness. ? DO AS OTHERS Are your Kidneys disordered? Kldner Wort brought me from way ffra.e. aela were, atuar 1 a ail been riven un Detroit." uy 13 beat dortor. la m. n. iMTeraux, Mecluuuc, Ionia, atiob. Are your nerves weak? "Kldne.T Wort cured me from ncrvoue weajmea. .. after 1 wax not eiptv led to llT..."aIra. at. fk. B. UooUwin, ta. cArtadua Monitor. UeTalaoid, o. Ilavo you Briphfs Disease? .,'Ud.".w',rt cured me when 1117 water aeiuet like thtik and tken llae blond." ITranlc Wiiaoa.Pwbode.Maam Suf ferine from Diabetes? "Kliin.'y.Woi't la the moat auecea.riil remeitT ) bare ever uaod. Uiree almo.t tmineiitate reller." m Pr. i'LUIp c. Uailuu, Mouatva, Tl I ITave you Liver Complaint? "KMney-Woii eurrd uie vt ciiruulo Liver lliacauwe alter 1 Iiiared to die." lloui 7 Ward, late Col. nh Nat. Ooard, K. T. Is your Back lame and aching? "KldneY-Wort- (1 uoilli.1 nreil me .ha. I Wu a. I uuu 1 bki to roll out of bed." u. M. Tttlluiaf., aiuwatuee, Wl Have 'you Kidney Disease? Iaftr yaara nf nnaueaaful il-wtorinr. Its worth $10bui"-Baju'l iiodt'M, WUi.tuuJtvwn. Ytaat V-v. Are you Constipated? 'Rldnty-Wort cauaoa auty waruakUoua and rard aw aibcr It jourt unn of oihr nwdirlutM." 'etaoa KaircUUd, tU Alt-ana. Tl Have you Malaria? ratudjr I Lav over uard In my pr&ril." tl- 1 V i'l.lr 1. Ilararr.. Dt Are you Bilious? "lridner-Vort baa done me mor. good tliaa muj etlier reioedy 1 hare ev.r taki-n." . tin. i. . uaUowa, Elk Flat. Oncom Are you tormented with Piles? "Kldnor Wort vtrmwkmlly cured me of Klwl'"er pllaa. Ur. W. O. aTline reoninmendcd It to me." Geo. 11. Uor.1, Caaluor at. lluulc, U jeratewo. Fa, Are you Rheumatism racked? "Kidney-Wort eured uie. eftrr 1 wiu irtrea up to die Ij yaraicuvi. and I had anlTored thirty Toara." Ulu-Klc Malcolm, Weat auuh. JUtH. Ladies, are you tsufferincr? "KldneT-Wort etired me of peculiar truublea of aeTaiai joaxtnauilimr. at an 7 friend, ura aarl prala It." lira. IL Latuurcaui, lal. La Motie, V t. If you would Banish Disease 1 ana gain Health, Take the Blood Cleanser. 18 VWFAILIWQ I AND IM-AI I.IBl.K IW rt'KINd e Fitt, Falling Convul- loni, bt. Vitus Dance, Alcoholism, Opium Eating, Seminal Weakness, Im potency, SyphllU, 8c-rofula, and all Nervous and Blood Diseases. ' tWTo Clerpymen, Lawyers, Literary Men. Merchant., Bankers, Ladies and all wl,oe sedentary employment causes Nervous Pros tration, Irregularities of the blood, stomach, bowels or rfidneys, or who requiVe . Der"'0 27 i 7 T v 1 b""ul"t, oa7iiantanAerv- to lUTaiuaute tlThonsands proclaim it the most wonderful Juvipor- iu mri;ur- . 1 .1 1 - - aiu tnat e rd a sinki 11.50 at IJruecists. IheDR S.A.RICHMOND MEDICAL CO. Sole Pro- prietors, Sl.Jbteph, Mo. C'has.' N. Crittentou, Agent, New YorkJ (3) A T.PadincI.oniloririiy Iciaa catubliehr Aa - Vint o in ofviori. A lur tho Cure of INI EPILEPTIC FITS. 1,(47 t-omJimJournalofJcdicin4, fcal IUJ Huel ,&romjimiournc.:eri:caicinti lir. Au. M.iMirole tlata of lxindon), vhn niakra a ape rl.lt of Epilepsy, has wltlinut tloutit trtutud ainj cuird wM.iu..iimg.njuiiini n . in i; lll H1C1HI1. Ji 1. aui'Cu, ua. .nnpiy oti.n a.mni.ninK; we l.ave liedrd of cw iivtir au yi.ar.1 aiutiillii)r auci'e.ful;y curud br )ihu Cbau. of He .... puuii.ucu . uii im. uiwiiuu, wlilrlt Lo aanila iin air itoiue oi ma vonderlul cure frto to nny ,f. fi-rer alio luay aud their epr..a anil V. O. Addriua U. aavl.euy one wmlni-K at uio to add in.. - Ul. All. MtstliOhJi u. etiu gt., jjuw Tjlt fatKMK Pl.i'TOKAL will i'ili your i-uuy ri ite ii J" AV"i'o",llEot?.d.uV,?,?,.U8"L'n.d. JrriW.s! WAatruuH Mails Uie heal Liuituxm, r'uo ti'euwT i CAIN I
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